ROLE-PLAY: # 17 RECORD: 05 - 01- 00
ACHIEVEMENTS: US Champion (c) | | #1 Ranking (1x) | | #4 Ranking (1x)
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| | RAW...Sunday night...RAW was back and it came back just 1 week after Wrestlemania, with a BANG! Edge and Christian won the CWF Tag Team Titles! The World Champion RhiNo lost to Lance Storm in a non title match!! Triple H defeated RVD, The Rock beat Jeff Hardy to become the TV Champ! Stone Cold Steve Austin...The first ever United States Champion of the CWF as Stone Cold ran thru hell and defeated John Cena to win the Title! But this week John Cena gets his shot at the big one as he will battle Rhino for the World Title! And Stone Cold Steve Austin and Kurt Angle will battle Chris Jericho and Triple H in a HUGE tag team war! | |
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SETTING: The All State Arena | | Rosemont Illinois
LOCATION: Stone Colds Locker Room
TIME: 6:34 P.M Eastern - Sunday May 18
SCENE: 1
| | We see Stone Cold sitting in his locker room lacing up his boots for his interview with Michael Cole in a few minutes when his cell phone rings | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Hello?"
| | Steve pauses as the other person speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Well...Didn't expect to hear from you anytime soon..."
| | Steve pauses as the other person speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Well I would say it was nice to hear from my wife but..."
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Do what?"
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Oh is that so?!"
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Yeah well quite frankly I figured you'd be pissed off when I sent them...But like I always say Debra, it's better to be pissed off...THAN PISSED ON!"
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Yeah I'll say that...Think I'm scared?"
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You should know by now that I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin!! I do what I want...When I want!"
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "I don't give a rats ass what you do or what you don't do Debra! You try to control me...Make me stop drinking! WHAT? I ain't gonna stop for you..My daddy...My Momma...or any other person walkin this damn earth! And thats the way it is!"
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Look Debra...Sign the damn papers and send them back so we can get this thang goin now..I'm sick of this bullshit! You make me wanna drink another...12 beers a day!"
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "How?! Cause I think about you alot..."
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Yeah I mean it...I think about you and it makes me wanna get shitfaced!"
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Well it's damn true!"
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Just sign the damn divorce papers so I can get this shit wrapped up...Now I gotta go..."
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Yeah Debra my beer is getting hot..."
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Yeah I told you that night not to pour out my beer! You made me open up that can of whoop ass on you!"
| | Steve pauses as Debra speaks | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Look you lil beedy eyed bitch...Sign those damn papers!"
| | Steve then hangs up the phone and continues to get laced up as the scene fades | |
SETTING: The All State Arena | | Rosemont Illinois
LOCATION: RAW Promo Area
TIME: 6:58 P.M Eastern - Sunday May 18
SCENE: 2
| | Michael Cole is seen standing with the mic in his hand as the show returns from a commercial break. The fans laugh at Michael as they see him on the CWF-Tron | |
Michael ' THE FROSTED HAIRED GEEK ' Cole: "I'm standing here with Stone Cold Steve Austin....Tonight he and Kurt Angle go against Triple H and Chris Jericho in what should be a hellacious match...Any thoughts Stone Cold?"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "What are you asking? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Are you asking what I think about Triple H? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Chris Jericho? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Or both in gneeral? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Because basically I think they both SUCK! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Me and my partner...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Kurt Angle...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Will show everyone...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Why we are the best damn wrestlers here! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | No matter what they try to do...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...They will run into an ass whoopin! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | I don't give a rats ass who they think they are! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Triple H...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...The Game...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...The Cerebal Assassin...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...The Jackass! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | He sucks! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | He makes me sick! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | He flaps his gums and tries to run the CWF...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...But wha the must not see...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Is that...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Stone Cold...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Runs
this place! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Along with Kurt Angle! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | This isn't a wrestling match you little basturd...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...It's a ass whoopin! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Me and Kurt are bringin the whoopin...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...They are bringin the ass! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | They better bring alot! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Because we got alot of whoopin! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | I came here to Rosemont...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...To do 2 things...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Drink alot of beer! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And whoop some ass! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And I'm about out of beer! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And when I'm about out of beer...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...I get cranky! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Angry! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | An attitude! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | My feathers ruffled! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | I get PISSED OFF! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | So basically what I'm sayin is that there 2 little basturds can run around...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Run their meely mouths...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Act like they are big shots...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...But tonight when the time comes...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...And they hear the glass...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...IT'S THEIR ASS! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And that is a promise! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Stone Cold Steve Austin and Kurt Angle...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Will beat the living hell...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Out of these sum-bitches! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | WHAT?"
| | The fans cheer as Stone Cold pauses for The Cole to talk | |
Michael ' THE FROSTED HAIRED GEEK ' Cole: "Your the new CWF United States Champion...How does it feel?"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "How does it feel? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | It feels damn good! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | I am now representing...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...The Red...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...The White...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...And The Blue! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And as Kurt would say...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...IT'S TRUE! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | I beat the living hell out of like 6 others sumbitches to get this Title! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | These basturds like Rhino just had to beat 1 guy...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...But not Ol' Stone Cold! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | I gotta stomp a mudhole in 6 asses instead of 1! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Do you know what I said when I heard about this match Cole? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Exactly...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...I said...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...WHAT? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And I was told the details...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...And I accepted! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | I walked into that show...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Kicked some ass! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Walked out the Champ! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | This ain't the big Title in the CWF...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...But it's enough for now! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Because me and Kurt...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...We have a request! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | We want...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Next week...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Edge...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...And Christian! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | For the Tag Team Titles! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | You damn right! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | We wanna raise some hell and make sure everyone knows that we are the best damn tag team here! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Vince McMahon...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...MAKE THE MATCH!"
Michael ' THE FROSTED HAIRED GEEK ' Cole: "John Cena..."
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
Michael ' THE FROSTED HAIRED GEEK ' Cole: "John Cena came out last night and bashed you pretty good...Whats your thoughts on him?"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Whats my thoughts on him? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | John Cena? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | You mean Vanilla Ice! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | He runs around flappin his gums! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Makin rhymes!