ROLE-PLAY: # 16   RECORD: 05 - 01- 00


ACHIEVEMENTS: US Champion (c) | | #1 Ranking (1x) | | #4 Ranking (1x)


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| | RAW...Sunday night...RAW was back and it came back just 1 week after Wrestlemania, with a BANG! Edge and Christian won the CWF Tag Team Titles! The World Champion RhiNo lost to Lance Storm in a non title match!! Triple H defeated RVD, The Rock beat Jeff Hardy to become the TV Champ! Stone Cold Steve Austin...The first ever United States Champion of the CWF as Stone Cold ran thru hell and defeated John Cena to win the Title! But this week John Cena gets his shot at the big one as he will battle Rhino for the World Title! And Stone Cold Steve Austin and Kurt Angle will battle Chris Jericho and Triple H in a HUGE tag team war! | |

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SETTING: The Alamodome In San Antonio Texas

LOCATION: The Entrance Gate

TIME: 9:34 P.M Eastern - Saturday May 17

SCENE: 1



| | The cameras turn on as we see the entrance to The Alamodome in San Antonio Texas where tonight the Spurs will try to eliminate the Los Angeles Lakers in Game 7 of the second round of the playoffs. We see a long line of people trying to get into the building as gametime is less than 1 hour away. Everyone is very exicted outside. We then see 2 familiar faces in the crowd. Stone Cold Steve Austin, from Texas, and Kurt Angle are seen in the line! Kurt has on a Tim Duncan #21 jersey while Stone Cold has on a Stone Cold Spurs jersey. Stone Cold has a 6 pack of beer in a small cooler and he is drinking while he waits to get in. Kurt looks around and hears a little kid in front of them, getting very excited | |



Lil ' THE BAD MOUTH KID ' Willy: "Hurry the fuck up! I wanna see my Lakers kill these damn Spurs!"



| | Everyone then laughs at the young boy as Kurt doesn't like his mouth and Stone Cold looks at him hard as the little kid turns around | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



| | The little boy looks up...and then down Stone Cold | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You got a lil attitude huh? WHAT? Well I like it! Keep it up son!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "No! He don't need to keep it up! Look little dude...If you keep on talking bad language like that I'll have to clean out your mouth with some soap!"



| | The little kid then laughs in the guys faces | |



Lil ' THE BAD MOUTH KID ' Willy: "You need to shut yo ass up you red white and blue DORK! Take your dumbass on!"



| | Stone Cold then laughs as Kurt looks upset | |



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "I'm gonna take off my belt and put it to your butt if you don't be nice little boy!"



| | The kid then shrugs off Kurt and moves up in line. Stone Cold then looks at Kurt...Kurt look back and Stone Cold laughs | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Look at'cha!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You were bein a jackass to that little boy!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "He's a little punk!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "He's a bad ass...And I like that!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Well I don't! Plus The Lakers SUCK!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Oh It's True!"



| | About this time everyone in the line and outside the arena notice its Stone Cold and Kurt and they all watch as Stone Cold notices and talks to them | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "If you think the Lakers are gonna lose...Give me a hell yeah!"



| | Basically everyone outside then yells, HELL YEAH Kurt then laughs a little and he tries it as Steve finishes off a beer | |



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "If you think Kurt Angle is your Olympic Hero...Give me a heck yeah!"



| | Everyone yells HECK YEAH as Kurt laughs and Stone Cold applauds | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "See! I told ya you could do it! Everyone has a lil bit of hell raiser in them!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Yeah you dang right we do!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Dang?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Yeah..."



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "HUH?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "HUH?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "HUH?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "I win!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Dang!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You want a beer?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Nah but I'll take a milk if ya got 1..."



| | Stone Cold then laughs and he opens his cooler | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Actually I do!"



| | Steve then hands Kurt a milk as Kurt gets happy and he opens it and downs it fast with a toast with Steve. Kurt then spills it all over him as he whips his mouth...But still has a milk mustache | |



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "HMMMM...Does a body good!"



| | Stone Cold laughs as the scene then fades | |



SETTING: The Alamodome In San Antonio Texas

LOCATION: Row 1 Seats 4 And 5

TIME: 9:56 P.M Eastern - Saturday May 17

SCENE: 2



| | The game is minutes away. Basically everyone is packed into the arena as a sellout is definate! We then see Stone Cold Steve Austin sitting beside Kurt Angle in the first Row. Directly behind the Lakers bench! Stone Cold then waives the beer man over as he catches him looking down | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "HEEEEEY BEEEEER MAN!"



| | The beer man then comes down and Stone Cold talks to him | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Look...I need 5 beers...And I want you to bring your little ass back in about 10 minutes because I'll need more! Here..Keep the change..."



| | Stone Cold hands the guy a 20 and the guys hands 5 beers. Stone Cold lines them up 1 by 1 on the floor and then the introductions begin. Stone Cold downs a beer not paying any attention. The fans boo the Lakers as they take the floor getting ready. The Spurs then come out as the fans go wild and someone bumps into Stone Cold and he spills about 1/3 of his beer. He turns around and looks at the guy...It's SHAWN MICHAELS! Stone Cold then laughs and pushes Shawn. Shawn looks down and laughs and shakes Steves hand | |



Shawn ' SAN ANTONIO'S OWN ' Michaels: "Hey Stone Cold! Wasssup man?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Me and this silly basturd just flew in to watch my team kick some ass!"



Shawn ' SAN ANTONIO'S OWN ' Michaels: "Yeah your damn right! I seen you on TV Sunday..."



| | The fans are loud so Stone Cold has a hard time hearing | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



| | Shawn leans closer | |



Shawn ' SAN ANTONIO'S OWN ' Michaels: "I seen you in the CWF...Kickin ass man!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You damn right! You need to come up and get in man...Vince would let ya, you know that!"



Shawn ' SAN ANTONIO'S OWN ' Michaels: "Yeah I think I might dude..."



| | The introductions then end and we are ready as the guys continue to talk and the scene fades | |



SETTING: The Alamodome In San Antonio Texas

LOCATION: Game Time

TIME: 10:13 P.M Eastern - Saturday May 17

SCENE: 3



| | The scene returns as the tip off occurs. We see the Spurs get the tip and take it up the floor. Tony Parker passes it down low to Duncan, Duncan turns around and hits the hook! Stone Cold and Kurt cheer loudly and taunt the Lakers | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Come on Shaq!! Wheres the D big man?!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Wheres the 3 I's?! Go Spurs!"



| | The Lakers run the ball down as Stone Cold begins to drink the beer. He then looks up and waives down the cotton candy guy. The cototn candy guy comes down and Stone Cold has an order | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Take your sorry ass up there and bring this man down a half gallon of milk and some pink cotton candy! Move your ass son!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Thats alot of milk Steve..."



| | Stone Cold laughs | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "We are gonna get you buzzin!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Buzzin? Whats buzzin?"



| | Stone Cold gives Kurt a weird look | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Feel good?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Staggering?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Shitfaced?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "DRUNK!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Ohhh....No...I don't get drunk...I get drunk off life buddy boy!"



| | Stone Cold gives another weird look | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Ya...I don't do drugs...SAY NO TO DRUGS!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "I say no to drugs..."



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Really? Good!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Yeah I say HELL YEAH!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You heard me!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "You shouldn't drink so much...Or at least drink the Lite stuff..."



| | The vender guy is back. He has a box jog of milk and a pink cotton candy. Stone Cold then gives the guy 10 bucks and he gets the stuff and gives it to Kurt | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Drink up man!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Well...OK!"



| | Kurt then begins to drink as the scene fades | |



SETTING: The Alamodome In San Antonio Texas

LOCATION: 4th Quarter

TIME: 11:51 P.M Eastern - Saturday May 17

SCENE: 5



| | The scene comes back as it is in the 4th quarter...We see Stone Cold and Kurt still cheering loudly as The Spurs lead by 1, 87-86. We then see Kobe Bryant drive to the hoop and go up...FOUL! He nails the shot! The fans boo and Kurt gets upset and begins to yell at Kobe | |



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "You suck Kobe!!! Go to Memphis! They want you more!"



| | Then Shaq turns around on the bench and looks at the guys upset | |



Shaq ' THE SHAQ DADDY ' O'Neal: "Shut that shit up!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



| | Shaq then turns back around as Kobe shoots his free throw and then Stone Cold goes at Shaq verbally | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You shut your shit up you giant meely mouth basturd! You take your fat ass back to LA or I'll whoop your ass!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Yeah! BOY! WOOOO!"



| | Shaq then turns around and laughs a little as he points at Austin | |



Shaq ' THE SHAQ DADDY ' O'Neal: "Come on Steve! Don't make me have to come to the CWF! Put some Shaq on dat ass!"



| | Stone Cold and Kurt then laugh | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "I got the beer if you got the time!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "And I got the milk!"



Shaq ' THE SHAQ DADDY ' O'Neal: "Aight dawg!"



| | The ref sounds the clock as a sub is coming in, it's Shaq and then Kobe comes to the bench and sits where Shaq was and the heckling begins | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "BOOOO! Go home Kobeeee!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "You Suck! ITS DAMN TRUE!"



| | Kobe tries to shrug it off but they keep on | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You look like a jackass son!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "You have no Intensity...Integrity..Or Intelligance! Your just like your head coach!"



Kobe ' THE YOUNG GUN ' Bryant: "Hey come on guys! Drink your beer and shut your mouths!"



| | Stone Cold gets a mean look and then he throws his beer onto Kobe! | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Take that you little basturd!"



| | Kobe then stands up as does a few team mates and then Kurt smears his cotton candy into Kobe's face! The fans cheer and the game stops as we see everyone watching this! Kobe and Robert Horry then dive into the crowd after Stone Cold and Kurt!!! Everyone is going mad! | |



Marv ' THE HORNY PIMP ' Albert: "Oh my god! A fight has just started with Kobe Bryant!...It's...Stone Cold Steve Austin who started it! The CWF Wrestler...He also started the brawl with Mike Tyson!"



| | The players on the floor watch and laughs as the scene fades to black with Kurt giving Kobe a 'nuggee' | |




TASTED THE WHOOP ASS: Chris Jericho (2x) - Jeff Hardy - Rhino - Undertaker - Kurt Angle - John Cena - You?