ROLE-PLAY: # 15 RECORD: 05 - 01- 00
ACHIEVEMENTS: US Champion (c) | | #1 Ranking (1x) | | #4 Ranking (1x)
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| | RAW...Sunday night...RAW was back and it came back just 1 week after Wrestlemania, with a BANG! Edge and Christian won the CWF Tag Team Titles! The World Champion RhiNo lost to Lance Storm in a non title match!! Triple H defeated RVD, The Rock beat Jeff Hardy to become the TV Champ! Stone Cold Steve Austin...The first ever United States Champion of the CWF as Stone Cold ran thru hell and defeated John Cena to win the Title! But this week John Cena gets his shot at the big one as he will battle Rhino for the World Title! And Stone Cold Steve Austin and Kurt Angle will battle Chris Jericho and Triple H in a HUGE tag team war! | |
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SETTING: The Astrodome In Houston Texas
LOCATION: The Garage
TIME: 6:34 P.M Eastern - Tuesday May 13
SCENE: 1
| | The headlights of a Ford come into view from the entrance to the Arena for the Employees. We see the HID's lit bright, come up and stop and then we see the windows down on the driver and passenger side. We see that the truck is a black Hardley Davidson and we see Stone Cold Steve Austin in the drivers seat! And Kurt Angle is in the passenger seat! The fans go wild as they see this. Stone Cold then turns the radio up and we hear Sweet Home Alabama playing as Kurt looks sick as Steve sings to the song | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Sweeeeeeet Home TEXAS! Where everythang is bigger!"
| | Kurt then turns the radio station and Stone Cold gives him a weird look as Kurt has it on a Rock radio station | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "This is how you remind me of what I really am...This is how you re..."
| | Stone Cold then turns the radio channel to a different station as Kurt stops singing and then Stone Cold sings | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Give me the beat boy and free my soul I wanna get lost in ya rock n roll and Drift Away! Oh Give me..."
| | Kurt then turns the radio down and gets a little excited | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "That was a good song!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You damn right it is..The Beach Boys are classic..."
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"
| | Kurt then seems appalud | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "The Beach Boys?!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You damn right The Beach Boys!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Heck no dude! Thats Uncle Kracker! Get with it dude!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Yeah man! Uncle Kracker!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Beach Boys!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Uncle Kracker!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Beach Boys!!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Look...Uncle Kracker is way better than some Beach Boys! Come on! Who cares about some boys who play on the beach?! I mean PUHLEASE!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Well who cares about some white uncle!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You heard me!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Your a mean guy sometimes!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Yeah well who cares eh?! I'm a badass! I can't be a little basturd! I am Stone Cold Steve Austin!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "I whoop ass and take names!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Because I am the worlds toughest son of a bitch!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "I am too!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "No!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Yeah!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "There can be only 1 and thats Stone Cold Steve Austin!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "No It's Kurt Angle!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Stone Cold!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Kurt Angle!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Stone Cold!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Kurt Angle!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "KURT ANGLE...KURT ANGLE!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "I win! WOOOO!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You cheated you little basturd!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Nuh uh! All's fair!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Come on let's go, we got some stuff to handle!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "We got butts to kick! WHOOOOO!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "ASSES!...Not butts! But asses!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Thats what I said!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "No you said butts!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "But what?"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Ah come on!"
| | The guys then leave the truck and hall ass into the arena as the scene fades | |
SETTING: The Astrodome In Houston Texas
LOCATION: The Ring
TIME: 7:14 P.M Eastern - Tueday May 13
SCENE: 2
| | The camera returns ringside where suddenly glass shatters and Disturbed begins to play as the fans go wild | |
Lillian ' THE VOICE OF THE CWF ' Garcia: "From Victoria Texas...The United States Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin!"
| | The fans errupt as Stone Cold then walks out of the curtain holding his CWF US title as the fans go wild. Stone Cold then makes his walk down the aisle to the ring. He gets onto the steel steps and then into the ring thru the top and middle rope. Stone Cold then heads over to the northeast corner and climbs the turnbuckle to the middle rope and yeilds up his Title as the fans go wild. Stone Cold then bangs against the Title and gives a beer drinking pose as the fans go wild. Steve hops down and heads over to the northwest corner and does the same thing as the fans once again go wild with cheers. Stone Cold gets down and comes over to the southwest corner and climbs to the middle rope and holds up the Title again to a tremendous ovation from the fans. Steve gets down andh eads to the southeast corner and poses again to another massive ovation. Stone Cold gets down and puts the belt onto the ground and gets the mic from Lillian and the fans go wild as Steve begins to talk | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "First off let me say it feels damn good to be home! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Secondly...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...RAW...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...7 Sum-Bitches got in this ring! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And had an all out war! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | But in the end...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...The man that was standing above all...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Was Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | I said Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | ME! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | The United States Champion! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Supporting the US! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | America! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | The Red...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...White...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...And the Blue! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | The colors
of pride! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | THE US! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | But what happens Monday? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | You got some meely mouth basturds runnin' around bitchin about losing to Stone Cold...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Thats what I said when I was told this! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | I said WHAT? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Whats wrong with losing to ol' Stone Cold?! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | No shame in it! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Ain't no shame at all in gettin a big fat can of whoop ass opened! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Ask John Cena. | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Look at cha' Cena...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...You come out here and flap your little gums...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Try to be a rapper...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...But the only thing you are is a CRAPPER! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | You suck! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Your terrible! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Awful! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Sickening! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | CRAP! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Basically you suck! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | But what happened? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Stone Cold Stunner to John Cena! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | With some stank on it! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | 1...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...2...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...3! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | BaM! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | New United States Champion! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Just like that Cena! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Your rap ass was on your back lookin up at the celing because you just got your ass whooped! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | If ya like Stone Cold Steve Austin as the US Champion...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Give me a hell yeah! | | HELL YEAH Comes From All The Fans | | Thank you!"
| | The fans cheer loudly as Steve stops and listens. Stone Cold then goes to the corner and leans against the turnbuckle | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "The first duty as your US Champ will be to beat the living hell outta Chris Jericho and Triple H! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | They wanna run their mouths? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Flap their gums? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Talk B.S about Stone Cold? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | They want an ass whoopin! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Stone Cold...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...And Kurt Angle...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Are just the guys to do it! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | You 2 sorry basturds can come out all day long! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | You can run your mouths! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | You can try to be big shots! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | But when the day is done...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...You will be looking up at Stone Cold and Kurt Angle...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Because we just kicked your ass! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | You run around here Jericho like your the King of the World! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Hell son you even say that you are! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | You act like your the highlight of the night...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...What in the hell is that?! | | Fans Yell WHAT | |