ROLE-PLAY: # 14   RECORD: 03 - 01- 00


Openin Up A 6 Pack...Not Of Beer Either!
ACHIEVEMENTS: #1 Ranking (1x)


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| | Wrestlemania! The showcase of the immortals! What a night it was! Raven is the new Hardcore Champion! Kurt Angle and Steve Austin battled it out! Triple H and Chris Jericho look to have formed some sort of alliance. It had looked like Triple H wanted to do whatever it takes to win the World Title from Rhino...But it did not happen! Rhino is still the CWF World Champion and Kurt Angle and Stone Cold are now together?! Wrestlemania ended wildly! Kurt, Stone Cold and Vince were on the ramp...Rhino, Edge and Christian were somewhere! And Trip's and Y2J were in the ring...What does this mean for RAW?! It means that Steve Austin Vs. Chris Jericho Vs. Sean O'Haire Vs. John Cena Vs. Kurt Angle Vs. Brock Lesnar Vs. Batista in a Battle Royal for the United States Championship! And what a night it will be! Can Kurt and Stone Cold co-exist?! Find out on TNN! | |

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SETTING: Madison Square Garden

LOCATION: Stone Cold's Locker Room

TIME: 7:34 P.M Eastern - Friday May 9

SCENE: 1



| | A knock is heard on a locker room door. The door then opens and into the room walks Kurt Angle! The fans cheer and then we see Stone Cold stand up from his sitting position and just as much cheering is heard. Steve walks up and smiles ad does Kurt | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Give me a hug big guy!"



| | Kurt and Steve then give each other a big hug and Stone Cold pats Kurt on the back as Kurt nods and the fans laugh | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "What's up man? You come by to get shitfaced?"



| | Kurt then nods and acts sarcastic | |



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Well DUH!...So where's my milk at?"



| | Stone Cold then gives Kurt the confused look as the fans laugh | |



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"



| | Steve then seems a little upset in a kidding way | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Thats my word jackass!"



| | Stone Cold then grabs a beer and hands it to Kurt | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Milk isn't what you need...It's a good ol' KURTweiser what you need partner!"



| | Kurt then turns his head confused | |



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Kurtweiser?! What good does that do me!?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Kurtweiser..It does a body good!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Well heck no it does not! Thats bad for you Steve...I don't wanna see you drinking it anymore...."



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "You heard me mister!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Don't play Kurt...I love my beer..."



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Well I love my milk..."



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Well I love my beer!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Milk!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Beer!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Milk!!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Beer!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "MILK!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "BEER!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "MILK!!!!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "BEER!!!!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "MILK!!!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "MILK!!!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "BEER!!!!!!!"



| | Stone Cold then nods | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Ok you win.."



| | Kurt then seems happy but finds out he was fooled | |



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "HEY!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "You tricked me!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Who?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "You!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Me?!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "YES!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "NO!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Ok look....We have a match tomorrow night...Let's get this set up..."



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "I got it set up.."



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Ok...What is it?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "I go in..."



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "And then..."



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Whoop John Cenas ass..."



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "And then..."



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Whoop Sean O'Haires ass..."



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "And then..."



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Whoop Chris Jerichos ass..."



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "And then..."



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Whoop Batistas ass..."



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "And then..."



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "...I guess whoop yours!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Why ya gotta whoop my...butt?!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "I'm not gonna whoop your butt.."



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "..Oh good..."



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "I'm gonna whoop your ass!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "I'm gonna whoop yours!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "NEEEUUHHH UH!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "EHHHH HUH!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "It's True..."



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "No it's not..."



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Oh yes it is Steve!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Oh no it's not Kurt!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "We are gonna kick some butt!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "ASS! We gonna kick some ass!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Yeah that too! But Steve I have a present for you..."



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "More beer?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "No..."



| | Kurt then gets a present out of the bag he has | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



| | Kurt then pulls out a huge hat and puts it on Steves head and he puts 1 on his head too | |



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Look! We got our redneck hats now boy!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "What? Do you not like it?!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Actually....I love it!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "DO YA?!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "We look like ass kickin machines in these hats!"



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "We look like bad dudes thats for sure!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Thanks buddy...."



| | Stone Cold then opens his arms and smiles | |



Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Go ahead!"



| | Stone Cold then gives Kurt a big hug as the scene fades | |



LOCATION: By The Snack Table

TIME: 7:54 P.M Eastern - Friday May 9

SCENE: 2



| | We now see Stone Cold standing at the snack table looking thru the items. He picks up a donut when someone comes beside him and bumps into him and he drops the jelly donut onto the floor. He looks down at the donut and looks up and sees John Cena looking down at the donut too | |



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "Damn dude you dropped your donut."



| | Stone Cold then laughs a little as Cena grabs him a donut and begins to eat it. Stone Cold then knocks Cenas donut out of his hand onto the floor | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You dropped your donut jackass!"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "Whoa dude so not cool! You did that on purpose! Biatch!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "Don't start that shit wit me...Or you'll mess around and see...That I'm badda than a rattlesnake...I'll smack you harder than you do when you masterbate!"



| | Stone Cold gives John Cena a weird look | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "Yeah you say WHAT...You won't when I kick your butt...No scratch dat, I'll kick yo ass...Won't take no time, do it in a flash...So take your bald head on...Go over there to that john...And take a shit...Because dis game, you need to quit!"



| | Stone Cold then laughs a little | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Do you think your funny?! WHAT? Do you think your special because you make words rhyme?"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "Well..."



| | Stone Cold interupts Cena | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT? Do you think your a tough guy?"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "I ...."



| | Again Steve interupts | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT? Do you think your a good wrestler? Better than Stone Cold?"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "I sur..."



| | Steve interupts again | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "STOP THAT!"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "If you act stupid...I will too...So this is what I'm gonna do...Open up a can...Show you whos the man...Whoop your sorry ass...And do it fast...Stunner! Boom your out...Winnin the US title is what this is all about...And I will win...On my shoulder will be your chin...Your ass on the mat...Layin on your back, flat...WHAT?"



| | John then claps | |



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "Not bad for an old white man...But let me tell you the plan...I'll whoop you harda than the ku kluz klan...You may go by Stone Cold...But thats just to cover up the fact that your wayy too old...Go home to redneckville...And pop a pill...And go at Debra hard and do it good...And while your bangin Grandma i'll be at home, in da hood!"



| | Stone Cold then chuckles a little | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "WHO?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You suck!"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "WHAT?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You make me wanna puke!"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "WHAT?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Hurl!"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "WHAT?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Vomit!"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "WHAT?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Blow chunks!"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "WHAT?"



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You know...PUKE!"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "NO! I'm hotta than a oven left on all day cuz!"



| | Stone Cold looks around | |



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Cuz? WHAT? Do I look like one of your little meely mouth basturd family members?"



John ' THE WHITE WANKSTA ' Cena: "No..."



Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT? Thats what I thought! Look here you wannabe punk ass...You bring your little raps and all your bullshit to the ring Sundee night because you got a whoopin comin your way credited to Stone Cold Steve Austin! Either way it goes, on the mic, in the ring, WHEREEVER! Stone Cold Steve Austin will always whoop your ass! AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE...





CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!




| | Stone Cold then flips John the bird as the scene fades | |




TASTED THE WHOOP ASS: Chris Jericho - Jeff Hardy - Rhino - Undertaker - Kurt Angle - You?