ROLE-PLAY: # 13 RECORD: 03 - 01- 00
ACHIEVEMENTS: #1 Ranking (1x)
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| | Wrestlemania! The showcase of the immortals! What a night it was! Raven is the new Hardcore Champion! Kurt Angle and Steve Austin battled it out! Triple H and Chris Jericho look to have formed some sort of alliance. It had looked like Triple H wanted to do whatever it takes to win the World Title from Rhino...But it did not happen! Rhino is still the CWF World Champion and Kurt Angle and Stone Cold are now together?! Wrestlemania ended wildly! Kurt, Stone Cold and Vince were on the ramp...Rhino, Edge and Christian were somewhere! And Trip's and Y2J were in the ring...What does this mean for RAW?! It means that Steve Austin Vs. Chris Jericho Vs. Sean O'Haire Vs. John Cena Vs. Kurt Angle Vs. Brock Lesnar Vs. Batista in a Battle Royal for the United States Championship! And what a night it will be! Can Kurt and Stone Cold co-exist?! Find out on TNN! | |
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| | The scene opens up backstage at The Gund Arena in Cleveland Ohio as we see The Coach with his mic talking to the camea and the people | |
Jonathan ' THE COACH ' Coachman: "I'm standing here next to the locker room of none other than the toughest SOB in the CWF, Stone Cold Steve Austin and I'm hoping to get a few words with Stone Cold about Wrestlemania and RAW this week. Stone Cold and Kurt Angle look to have formed an alliance...I wanna find out the truth! And when I ask a question I will get an answer..."
| | Stone Cold is then seen standing behind Coach and Coach turns around and gets scared as Stone Cold yells into his ear | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
| | The Coach then seems scared. He plays it off as the fans go wild with cheers for Stone Cold | |
Jonathan ' THE COACH ' Coachman: "Steve...I was wondering If I could get a few words with you..."
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
Jonathan ' THE COACH ' Coachman: "About RAW..."
| | The fans yell WHAT as Coach pauses | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "You want a fe words about RAW? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | What do you wanna know? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | What do you need to hear? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | What do you need Stone Cold to tell ya?! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Do you need Stone Cold to tell you that he is gonna whoop some ass? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Is that what you wanna hear Coach? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Because regardless if thats what you wanna hear or not...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Thats whats gonna happen! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | I said thats whats gonna happen! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | John Cena...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Brock Lesnar...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Chris Jericho...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Batista...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...And Sean O'Haire...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Will find out why you do not screw with Stone Cold Steve Austin! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | They will learn the hard way! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | They will find out why Stone Cold is one bad mother..."
| | Coach then interupts Stone Cold | |
Jonathan ' THE COACH ' Coachman: "Did you forget that Kurt Angle was in the match?!"
| | The fans yell WHAT as Coach waits for an answer. But now it looks like Steve is pissed | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Did you just interupt me? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Break me off? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Disconnect my voice? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Step in front of me? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | HUH? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Did you just cut off Stone Cold Steve Austin with a stupid question? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Yeah Stone Cold Steve Austin and Kurt Angle are in the same ring...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Thats what I said when I found out! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Exactly! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Yeah I know Kurt's in this match and either way it goes those other 5 jackasses will get their asses whooped up and down tha tring in Pittsburg! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | But why do we gotta
wait that long? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Theres no better place than CLEVELAND to whoop some ass! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Theres no places better than Cleveland for anything. | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Today I stopped by a little resteraunt on my way into the city. | | Fans Yell WHAT | | It was called Dean's Den. | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Some crazy basturd named Dean owned it! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | He knew who I was...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Who would have known?! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | So he said Stone Cold...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...And then I said...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...WHAT? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Thats what I said! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Thats what I said! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And he said whatever you want, its on the house! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And I smiled and said...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...WHAT? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | So that silly basturd let me have what I want...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...MISTAKE! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | All of you know that Stone Cold likes to drink a few beers. | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Ok several beers...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Ok ok Stone Cold likes to drink all the beer! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | So I told this sweet little blonde bartender, I said honey...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...And she said...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...WHAT? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And I told her give me a Budweiser! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | I drank it down! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And I wanted another! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | So I got another! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And then I drank it down! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | I wanted more to quinch my thirst! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | So I got another! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And then another! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Another! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Another! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | 2 more! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Another! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Another! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Basically what I'm sayin is I sat there and drank beer til 30 minutes ago! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Then I came here! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And now it's time to whoop some ass! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | These basturds wanna get into that ring with Ol' Stone Cold?! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | NUH UH! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | They don't Coach! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Because they all know that Stone Cold is the number 1 Hellraiser in the CWF! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Who doesn't know that?! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | I know it! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | You know it Coach! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | These people know it! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | They all know it! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | They are scared! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Shakin in their boots! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Shivering! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Hiding! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Hell these little basturds are pissin themselves! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | They heard the glass break and they know it was their ass! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And the same thing will happen Monday night, Sunday night, who gives a damn! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | RAW is all that matters and if it's Sunday, Monday hell even if it's Wednesday, the result will be the same and thats these basturds getting a mudhole stomped in each and every single one of their asses! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | WHAT?"
Jonathan ' THE COACH ' Coachman: "If it comes down to you and Kurt in the Battle Royal...What will happen Steve?!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "What will happen? | | Fans Yell WHAT | | You know what will happen Coach. | | Fans Yell WHAT | | 1 of us will win! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | If it ain't Stone Cold...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...It will be Kurt Angle! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | The Olympic Hero! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | The guy with the Medals! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Him! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | But like I said Coach, either way you look at it Stone Cold Steve Austin or Kurt Angle are leaving as the United States Champion. | | Fans Yell WHAT | | But hell if it's Kurt I don't give a rats ass because my sites are now set on the man who's ass I stomped a mudhole a few weeks ago. | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Rhino! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Not just 1 week...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...But 2 weeks in a row! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And like they say down in Texas. | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Third times a charm! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | And Rhino you better hope and pray you beedy eyed basturd that your day doesn't come because you know that I will kick your ass up and down that ring! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | You can't run now Rhino...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...Your ass belongs to me! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Stone Cold! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Steve Austin! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | The Bionic Redneck! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | The Texas Rattlesnake! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | The Toughest Son Of A Bitch here! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | ME! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Watch your back Rhino...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...I'm always here...| | Fans Yell WHAT | | ...And you never know when a rattlesnake will strike! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | It may be tonight! | | Fans Yell WHAT | | Tomorrow!