ROLE-PLAY: # 12 RECORD: 03 - 01- 00
ACHIEVEMENTS: #1 Ranking (1x)
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| | Wrestlemania! The showcase of the immortals! What a night it was! Raven is the new Hardcore Champion! Kurt Angle and Steve Austin battled it out! Triple H and Chris Jericho look to have formed some sort of alliance. It had looked like Triple H wanted to do whatever it takes to win the World Title from Rhino...But it did not happen! Rhino is still the CWF World Champion and Kurt Angle and Stone Cold are now together?! Wrestlemania ended wildly! Kurt, Stone Cold and Vince were on the ramp...Rhino, Edge and Christian were somewhere! And Trip's and Y2J were in the ring...What does this mean for RAW?! It means that Steve Austin Vs. Chris Jericho Vs. Sean O'Haire Vs. John Cena Vs. Kurt Angle Vs. Brock Lesnar Vs. Batista in a Battle Royal for the United States Championship! And what a night it will be! Can Kurt and Stone Cold co-exist?! Find out on TNN! | |
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| | The setting is Gund Arena in Cleveland. The scene is backstage in the locker room of Vince McMahon. The cameras pick up as we see Kurt Angle standing with Vince talking | |
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Where's Steve at? He's late!"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "He called me, he said he would be here in a very minutes to just hold on."
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "You think our plan will work?"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "Maybe..."
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "You know what Vince..."
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "WHAT?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "It felt so good to crack Triple H and Rhino! I just wish I could of had the chance to make their ankles SNAP!!"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "Don't worry Kurt...You may get your chance sooner than you think..."
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Ok Vince I can wait but I have a gift for Steve when he get's here.."
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "It better not be anymore beer...Last time I bought him a 12 pack he Stunnered Shane!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Nah it's not beer! It's even better!"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "What is it then?!"
| | Kurt then pulls a photo out of a bag and smiles as Vince shakes his head | |
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "It's an autographed photo and I know he will love it! I mean come on, WHO WOULDN'T?!"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "You have a point but Kurt...I dunno if thats gonna be what Steve is looking for..."
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "What do you mean?"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "He's always looking to drink beer and kick some ass! You know that!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Boy do I ever! He stole my Medals a few weeks ago!"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "Yeah but he let you get them back last night without ruining the end of the show."
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Yeah he sure did, and now I've Got Medals...HOW ABOUT YOU?!"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "Nah Kurt I don't but I've got Grapefruits...HOW ABOUT YOU?!"
| | Kurt then gives Vince a weird look as the locker room door opens and in comes Stone Cold! Kurt stands straight up beside Vince as they all laugh. Steve tosses down his bags as Kurt runs over and gives Stone Cold a big hug. Stone Cold pats Kurt on the back. Stone Cold then waives for Vince | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Come on Vince! Group hug!"
| | Vince then slowly walks over and the 3 hug. They end the hug and then Kurt walks over and gets his bag and comes to Steve | |
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Steve...I have something for you!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "BEER?!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "No..EVEN BETTER!"
| | Stone Cold then gets a big smile on his face | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHISKEY AND COKE?!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "NO! ME!"
| | Kurt then pulls the signed photo out of the bag and hands it to Steve. Vince looks down and shakes his head. Stone Cold then smiles a little | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "I appreciate it Kurt...It means alot to me...I'll hang this in my locker room. "
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "I even signed it for you! It says...TO MY FAVORITE WRESTLER, STONE COLD! And look I even put WHAT? on it!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Well I'll be..."
| | Vince then comes over and sits down beside Steve | |
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "Look Steve...you have a match this week on RAW..."
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "It better be against those sorry sons-uh-bitches Edge and Christian! I got some whoop ass for these little basturds!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Yeah me too!"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "Even better!"
| | Stone Cold and Kurt look at each other with a suprised look | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "It will be Stone Cold! Kurt Angle! Chris Jericho! Brock Lesnar! John Cena! Batista! And Sean O'Haire! The winner will be the United States Champion!!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHY?"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Look Vince...Me and Kurt...We will walk into Pittusburg without any gold but I guarantee you 1 thing and 1 thing only..."
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "...That 1 of us will walk out the Champ! WOOOO!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT? Did you hear what we said Vince?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Huh? Did ya?!"
| | Vince then nods his head | |
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "I hope this isn't a sign of things to come!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Me and this man right here!..."
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"
| | Stone Cold then points to Kurt | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Kurt Angle!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "The Olympic Hero!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "The Ankle Snappin!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Red...White...And Blue..."
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHAT?"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Olympic FREAKIN HERO!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WOOOOO!"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "Oh god..."
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "I will walk into that ring on RAW Vince and open up about 5 cans of whoop ass and feed it to them basturds like never before!! Either way it goes Vince our Threesome will have that damn Title but I still want my hands on Rhino!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Yeah he wants his hands on Rhino!"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "Just wait Steve..We will see..."
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "He said WHAT?"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "You heard me! Come on guys! We gotta make a point here!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Don't worry about a thing Vince me and this man right here, We will make sure everyone gives you the respect you deserve! If we gotta whoop some ass to do so then so be it! Mark my words Vince, these basturds on Raw will find out why me and Kurt Angle are the greatest alliance to ever happen! Is it The Legion Of Doom?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "HECK NO!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "It is Triple H and Chris Jericho?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "NO WAY DUDE!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "The nWo?!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "WHO?!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Is it Hogan and Savage?!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "OH HECK NO!"
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Did you hear what this man said Vince?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Did you?"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "Yeah..."
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "He didnt say oh hell no! He said OH HECK NO!"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "YOU DANG RIGHT!"
Vince ' THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER ' McMahon: "Look..."
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "Come on Kurt let's go get some beer."
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "I'll take a drink..."
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "What kind?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "Scotch and water...Hold the scotch..."
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: ""
| | Stone Cold then busts out laughing | |
Steve ' THE BIONIC REDNECK ' Austin: "WHAT?"
Kurt ' THE OLYMPIC HERO ' Angle: "I want some MILK! WOOOO!"
| | The scene fades as Kurt and Steve head out of the locker room while Vince shakes his head in disbelief | |
TASTED THE WHOOP ASS: Chris Jericho - Jeff Hardy - Rhino - Undertaker - Kurt Angle - You?