Roleplay Title: The Milk Man?
Next Match: VS  Kurt Angle
 

 

| | The scene opens up backstage at The Astrodome in Houston Texas where the setting is backstage in the locker room of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Steve is pacing back and forth as suddenly Chris Jericho appears in the doorway. The fans cheer as Jericho laughs a little. Jericho then comes in and shakes Steves hand | |

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Steve Austin...Whats up Baldy?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Baldy...You have no hair thus you are... "

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I know what you mean!"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "HUH?"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "I came by to see what was going on...I heard you have been worried about something.."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Yeah..."

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Your not thinking of taking your ball home again are you.."

| | Stone Cold then gets a somewhat mean look on his face as Jericho holds his hands up | |

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Hey I'm just asking what I've been hearing..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "No I'm not taking my ball home jackass!"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Hey no need for name calling..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "YOU!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHO?"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "STONE COLD!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Look Steve..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "I just wanna know whats wrong...Maybe I can help..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "I am afterall THE KING OF...THE WORLD!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Well Chris...I think Debra has left me.."

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Thats exactly what I said!"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "You said WHAT too?!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Hell yeah..."

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Weird...But why did she?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I dunno...I think she's having an affair..."

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Thats what I said too!"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Get outta here!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "With who?!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "THE MILK MAN!"

| | Jericho's mouth opens wide | |

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "NO!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "YES!"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" ""NAH!

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "YEAH!"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "WHY?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Jericho then begins to think and he pulls something out of a bag he was carrying | |

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Steve..You need a beer!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "YOU DAMN RIGHT!"

| | Chris then pulls a beer out of his bag and hands it to Austin. Chris then pulls 1 out for himself | |

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "But who is she messin around on you with?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "That jackass who brings the milk! That sorry dairy basturd!"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "I say you should kick his ass with a gallon of milk!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I tried that..."

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Wait..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Milk Man..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Beer Man..."

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Do you know who around here is a milk man?!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHO?"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Not WHO but WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "None other than...KURT ANGLE!!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Remember on Smackdown...He kicked our ass with..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "MILK!"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Thats right Junior!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "That basturd!"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Looks like he's unleashing that milk jug eh?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?...That beedy eyed basturd wants my COOKIES!"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "I dunno why...Those Cookies are hard..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Anyways...You need to find out for sure!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I'll go look in his locker room...See what I can find!"

| | Chris Jericho | | "The Highlight Of The Night" "Good idea! He isn't here yet so hurry!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Good thinking you little basturd!"

| | Steve then hurries out of the locker room as the scene fades | |

 
 

| | The scene returns as we see Stone Cold standing outside a locker room door that says KURT ANGLE on the door. Steve then opens the door and looks inside and yells out | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Hello...Anybody here...."

| | Steve then comes in and shuts the door behind him. Steve walks over and begins to look in Kurt's locker. He see's a autographed photo from NSYNC and he throws it down onto the floor and breaks it. Steve then picks up a duffle bag and unzips it and finds hat that says RED,WHITE AND WOOOO on it. Steve then puts the hat on his head and continues to look. He then finds a letter in an envelope. The envelope says TO DEBRA on it. Steve about has a fit as he tears the envelope opens and finds an autographed photo of Kurt with a ankle lock locked on Steve. Stone Cold tears the photo up and then he finds a note. He begins to read the poem | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake"


Today you are just as sweet
As the day we very first met
Your smile turns me into butter
When we talk I always stutter
Your a redneck queen
But your not very mean
Your husband beats and abuses you
Because he is full of poo
He doesnt love you the way he should
He can't love you the way I could
I won a Gold Medal
He won a drinking medal
He is a piece of trash
At Wrestlemania his ankle will be smashed
Your cookies are nice and taste really yummy
As they make their way to my tummy
Your hair is nice and long
The man you married is very wrong
Come to me...
And you will see...
That milk is much better than beer
So have no fear
Because my milk will never get sour
Meet me at Dairy Queen in 1 hour

| | Stone Cold then crumbles the letter and throws it down onto the ground. Steve is then furious as he picks up a chair and throws it onto the ground. Steve then begins to trash Kurt's locker room. Steve then heads to the door of the locker room. He is about to open it when he hear's someone outside the locker room. Steve then begins to freak out. He then runs over and looks for somewhere to hide. He raises up the couch but he can't fit! He then opens Kurts bag but can't fit there either. Steve then hides behind a faketree set up in the corner. You can tell he is there as he isn't hide well. He then listens as the door opens and someone comes in whistling the theme song to The Brady Bunch. The guy then thinks outloud obviously | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "That Marsha sure was hot! If I was Greg I'd be after her too!"

| | Kurt then notices what has happened and freaks | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED!?! Someone has torn apart my room!"

| | Kurt then looks as if he is about to cry as he drops down to one knee and see's the NSYNC photo smashed. He picks up the picture itself, obviously sad | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "Why?!? WHY?! Why did you have to smash up my picure?!?!"

| | Kurt then gets up pissed and heads out of the locker room as the scene fades | |

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