Roleplay Title: The Whoop Ass Opens Now!
Next Match: VS  Chris Jericho
 

 




| | BEGIN SCENE : THE RATTLESNAKE ARRIVES | |

| | The scene begins as we go backstage at The Gund Arena in Cleveland Ohio as the fans are jam packed into the arena. The camera shows the parking lot in the garage as the camera goes side to side slowly we see headlights coming in the background. The headlights come into view and we see that it is a 2002 Ford F-150 Harley Davidson! The fans cheer loudly as the see a logo on the side and it is Stone Cold's logo! The truck gets closer to the door and the drivers side door opens and out of the truck steps STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! The fans go nuts as Austin steps out. Austin begins to head to the door as he looks back and yells to someone inside the truck | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Come on!"

| | Then out of the passenger side of the truck steps DEBRA! The fans go nuts as Dbera jumps out holding a bag on her shoulder | |

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "I'm comin Steve hold on..."

| | Stone Cold then comes over and gets the bag from Debra as she smiles | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "Thanks honey!"

| | Stone Cold then carries the bag into the arena as Debra follows as the scene fades | |

| | END SCENE : THE RATTLESNAKE ARRIVES | |


 
 
 
 
 
 


| | BEGIN SCENE : HERE COMES STONE COLD | |

| | The scene returns as the fans await to see The Rattlesnake. The scene begins backstage where we see a locker room door that says STONE COLD writen on it with a smoking skull logo so we know whos room it is! The fans cheer as they see it. The door opens as the camera comes inside the locker room and we see Stone Cold sitting on a sofa and Debra sitting beside him and they begin to talk | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I gotta do something...I can't just sit here on my ass all night long..."

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "Why don't we go and talk to Steph and Hunter? They..."

| | Stone Cold gives Debra a weird look | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Debra returns the look | |

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "HUH?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?! Go see them?! Why would I wanna go see Triple H?"

| | Debra shrugs | |

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "I dunno..."

| | Stone Cold gives Debra a mean look | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Triple H sits on his ass and thinks he is the best around here...NUH UH! Stone Cold Steve Austin is back in the CWF and I got a present for all these jackasses around here!"

| | Debra seems confused | |

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "What is it?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "It's a big fat can of WHOOP ASS!!"

| | Debra then catches on | |

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "Ohhh ok..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "And I'm about to start severing it to each and everyone of these so called superstars!"

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "And you sure can do it Steve!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You damn right I can do it! I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin!"

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "What?"

| | Stone Cold looks at Debra weird | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You tryin to be Stone Cold?"

| | Debra then begins to answer but Stone Cold interupts her | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Debra laughs | |

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "Oh Steve you know that I am Mrs Stone Cold!"

| | Stone Cold then rubs the top of his head | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "I'm MRS STONE COLD!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Do you whoop ass?"

| | Debra sorta nods | |

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "Well..."

| | Stone Cold then interupts | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Debra begins to laugh | |

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "Steve! Your funny!"

| | Stone Cold then stands up | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "I'm gonna go out to that ring!"

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "And drink some beer!"

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "AND RAISE SOME HELL!"

| | Debra | | "The Queen Of The Puppies" "WHAT?"

| | Stone gives Debbie a mean look | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Ah shut up Debra! I'll be back..."

| | Stone Cold then heads to the door and opens it...But he stops and looks back at Debra | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Don't touch my beer!"

| | Stone Cold then heads out the door as the camera fades | |

| | END SCENE : HERE COMES STONE COLD | |


 
 
 
 
 
 


| | BEGIN SCENE : A WARM UP TALK FROM A OLYMPIC HERO | |

| | Stone Cold is seen as the camera returns and the fans are waiting for Stone Cold to some talk to them when Stone Cold is seen on his way! Stone Cold turns a corner and see's Kurt Angle leaning against the wall reading a PEOPLE magazine talking to himself | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "Ben Affleck...I'm the most handsome man in america! Look what I have!"

| | Kurt then raises up the medals around his neck and laughs | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "I've got medals!"

| | Stone Cold then walks by Kurt and doesn't stop. Kurt looks up and see's the back of his head | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "Hey baldy!"

| | Stone Cold stops and stands there | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "Turn around when I talk to you!"

| | Stone Cold turns around and looks at Kurt | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Then Kurt laughs and pats Stone Cold on the shoulder and Stone Cold looks over at Kurts hand as it pats him | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "Nice to see ya Steve..."

| | Stone Cold then takes Kurt's hand off of him | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Don't touch me!"

| | Kurt gets a mean look on his face | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "Who ruffled your feathers mister?!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "I said who ruffled..."

| | Stone Cold then interupts Kurt again | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "Don't what me..."

| | Stone Cold looks at Kurt quietly and then speaks | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "I HATE THAT!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Hate....WHAT?"

| | Kurt then points at Steve | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "THAT!"

| | Stone Cold looks around | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "Ok look...don't say What no more let's use code works..."

| | Stone Cold looks at Kurt funny | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "Yeah yeah! Like What will now be...Intentisty! And beer with be integrity! And stupid will be intellegance! So when you tell people you are stupid it really means intellegant!"

| | Stone Cold seems to be catching on | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "So if I say Kurt Angle, it can be a code work for STUPID SONUVA BITCH?"

| | The fans cheer as Kurt shakes his head no quickly | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "NO NO!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "And if I say olympic medalist it can be a code word for JACKASS?"

| | Kurt looks shocked | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "NO NOT AT ALL!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "If I say Ankle Lock it means Stunner!"

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold looks at Kurt funny | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Kurt looks confused | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "WHO?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "WHEN?"

| | Stone Cold stops and looks at Kurt | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Shut up!"

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "No I won't! I got something to say!"

| | The fans yell WHAT? | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Kurt then looks around the arena | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "Who said that?"

| | Stone Cold doesn't notice anything | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | The fans yell WHAT? as Kurt looks around quickly again | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "THAT RIGHT THERE! Someone said what!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | The fans yell out WHAT? | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "I hate you all!"

| | The fans yell WHAT? | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "Your stupid fans are mocking me!"

| | Stone Cold looks at Kurt weird | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "I'm about to leave!"

| | The fans yell WHAT? | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "Go home!"

| | The fans yell WHAT? | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "Get out of this place! Heck! Just look at the Cav's! LeBron James doesn't wanna come here and I can't blame him!"

| | The fans boo | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "He is smart!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "WHAT?"

| | Kurt laughs as he looks at Steve | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "I'm gonna get you back for making fun of me! You cant because I'm a olympic gold medal winner!"

| | The fans yell WHAT? | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "And you fans too!"

| | The fans yell WHAT? again | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "These fan's dont like you and I don't like you! YOU SUCK!"

| | Kurt gets a mean look on his face | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "I do not!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Do too!"

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "DO NOT!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Do too!"

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "DO NOT!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Do too!"

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "DO NOT!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "Do not!"

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "DO TOO!"

| | Stone Cold then shrugs | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Texas Rattlesnake" "You win jackass..."

| | Stone Cold then walks off as Kurt smiles and then he thinks and realizes what he has done | |

| | Kurt Angle | | "The Olympic Hero" "NO! I DO NOT SUCK!"

| | The scene fades as Kurt gets pissed and throws a temper tantrum | |

| | END SCENE : A WARM UP TALK FROM A OLYMPIC HERO | |


 
 
 
 
 
 

Reasons Stone Cold Is The Greatest Wrestler In The CWF!

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