Roleplay Number Number 3
Record W:01 || L:00 || D:00
Achievements Top 5 (1x)
Next Match: Versus Goldberg
Event: Revenge
Title Of Roleplay: "Who's Next? YOU ARE SLAPNUT!"



| | BEGIN SCENE : THE LIMO IS HERE | |

| | The scene opens up backstage at Freedom Hall in Louisville Kentucky as the fans are going wild inside the arena waiting for action from the pWa! The camera goes backstage to where we see a stretch Hummer limo pulling into the parking garage. The fans watch as the H2 pulls up by the door and takes up about 8 spots and then the back door of the H2 opens and then out of the limo steps JEFF JARRETT! The fans cheer as Jarrett gets out and then behind him is The Road Dogg! And then Booker T gets out and behind him is Stone Cold!! Jarret holds the door open as Stephanie and DEbra get out also! The Wolfpac is here as the fans go wild! Jarrett smells the air as the other stand ready to go | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "I smell blood!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "WHAT?"

| | Jeff then leads the people into the building as the driver stays inside the limo | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Let's go get ready people!"

| | The Pac then head into the arena as the camera fades with the fans cheering | |

| | END SCENE : THE LIMO IS HERE | |


 
 
 
 
 
 



| | BEGIN SCENE : THE CHOSEN ONE SPEAKS TO THE RATTLESNAKE | |

| | The scene returns as Stone Cold Steve Austin and Jeff Jarrett sit in their locker room on their black leather sofas having a conversation about whats going on | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "The match is set up, the next pay per view it will be nWo vs nWoas we put an end to those SLAPNUT black and white guys!"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "Those stupid basturds want to screw with us?! NUH UH! Stone Cold Steve Austin has a big fat can of WHOOP ASS and I'm gonna open it and feed it to them sum bitches with a spoon!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "I'll make them black and white bitches CHOKE! I showed the world Sunday night when I stroked the Intercontinental Champion Kurt Angle like never before! And now the news is in and the same exact thing will happen to the nWo but first Steve we got more business to handle...Taker and you....that worked out not bad considering you were screwed, he still couldn't beat you!! And now you will get a fair match, we will make sure! But I got Goldberg this week, this bald headed SLAPNUT.."

| | Jeff then looks at Stone Colds head and cringes | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "No offense...."

| | Stone Cold rubs the top of his head | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "WHAT?"

| | Jarrett then plays it off | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "That Slapnut is always runnin around here actin like he is some big shot and he wants to mess with The Chosen One?! Well we will see! He thinks he can handle me? I guess he forgets wCw how I kicked his ass up and down Atlanta like never before! He steps into the pWa and tries to take over? Well he has to get thru me first and he CAN'T! He will get stroked back to some motorcyle rally where he belongs!"

| | Stone Cold nods | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "That guy tries to copy Stone Cold!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "He runs around and he see's me and he shaves his head! He wants to look like Stone Cold!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "But I have 1 thing he doesnt, I can do 1 thing like he cant..."

| | Jarrett then looks at Stone Cold oddly | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "WHAT?"

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "Stone Cold Steve Austin can open THAT WHOOP ASS like no other!! And I put some STANK on it!"

| | Jeff then laughs | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "But Steve I got a present for you..."

| | Stone Cold gets a happy styled smile on his face | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "WHAT?"

| | Jeff then stands up and heads over and gets something in a box and brings the box over and hands it to Stone Cold | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Go ahead open it..."

| | Stone Cold then opens the box and he smiles like he just see nhis first set of boobies | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "WHAT?!"

| | Stone Cold then pulls a guitar out of the box as the fans cheer | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Remember that?"

| | Stone Cold laughs | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "I thought Vince stole this! That basturd!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "He gave it to me for signing here so I now give it to you....but I have 1 request..."

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "WHAT?"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Gotta play a song!"

| | Jarrett and Stone Cold laugh as Stone Cold plays a small tune | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "OH HELL YEAH!"

| | Stone Cold then clears his throat several times. Then Steve plays a little tune and sings with it | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck"

Heres to the past they can kiss my glass
I hope shes happy with him
Heres to the girl, who wrecked my world
That angel who did me in
I think the devil drives a coupe DeVille
I watched 'um drive away over the hill
Not against her will, I've got time to kill
Down in Brokenheartsville

| | The fans cheer and apploud as Jeff laughs and yells | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "YEE HAW BOI!"

| | Stone Cold looks at Jeff funny | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "WHAT?"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Nice song man! Nice song! Let's have just 1 more!"

| | Stone Cold turns his head a little somewhat not wanting to | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "Well...Ok you talked me into it!"

| | Jeff then interupts Steve | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck"

He didnt reach around for the whiskey
He didnt pour me a beer
His blue eyes kinda went misty
He said you cant find that here
Cause its the first long kiss on the second date
Mommas all worried when ya get home late
And droppin the ring in the spaghetti plate
Cause your hands were shakin so much
Its the way that she looks with the rice in her hair
Even burnt suppers the whole first year
And asking for seconds just to keep her from tearin up
Yeah man thats the goood stuffff!

| | Jeff then begins to clap and cheer but Steve is still playing the tune as Jeff talks to him | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Great man! Your a natural!..."

| | Stone Cold then begins again | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck"

He grabbed a carton a milk and he poured a glass
I smiled and said I'll have some of that
We sat there and talked as an hour pasted like old friends
Saw a black...

| | Jeff then interupts Steve | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Ok OK Steve!"

| | Stone Cold stops and looks at Jeff with a tough look on his face | |

| | Stone Cold Steve Austin | | "The Bionic Redneck" "WHAT?"

| | Jeff sighs as Stone Cold continues his song | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "I'll talk to you later Garth Brooks!"

| | Stone Cold signs as Jeff leaves and the camera fades | |

| | END SCENE : THE CHOSEN ONE SPEAKS TO THE RATTLESNAKE | |


 
 
 
 
 
 



| | BEGIN SCENE : JEFF WITH THE PROMO ALONG WITH THE COACH | |

| | The cameras return rolling as we see The Coach standing infront of The Revenge background speaking to the camera | |

| | Jonathan Coachman | | "The Coach" "Ladies and gentlemen now I'd like to welcome The Chosen One Jeff Jarrett!"

| | Jarrett is then showed standing next to The Coach as the fans cheer | |

| | Jonathan Coachman | | "The Coach" "Jeff, I was wondering if you could tell me what you think of your big scheduled match upcoming at he pay per view pitting your nWo against the black n white nWo...Any comments?"

| | Jeff laughs as he answers with the fans cheering | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Eric Bitchoff set this match up and hey we are fine with it because we know what it takes to win and what it takes is our nWo, The Wolfpac giving the black and white nWo just what they deserve and have been missing for along time and thats a ASS KICKING! But make no mistake about it Coach, these nWo black and white SLAPNUTS have gotten into something that they needed not to get into and thats screwing with us! We are not for the weaker heart, when we come to wrestle, we come to fight! And at the pay per view a fight is just what these guys are gonna get!"

| | The fans cheer as Jeff awaits Coach | |

| | Jonathan Coachman | | "The Coach" "But do they pose a threat to you?"

| | Jeff then laughs | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "A threat to us? Hell no they don't! These guys are Slap's plain and simple Coach, why do you even ask a question like that! They are just trying to make the nWo seem bigger than what it is but when we look at the nWo we see a bunch of washed up old guys trying to be young and fit in but soon we will show everyone just how old they are because they can't handle a beating from us!"

| | Jonathan Coachman | | "The Coach" "Ok moving on...You defeated the Intercontinetal Champion, Kurt Angle, last Sunday on Revenge and now you get..."

| | Jeff then interupts Coach | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Hold it there slappy!...Yeah yor right, I did beat Kurt Angle, 1...2...3 and what happens? I don't get the Title shot some other Slapnut from the nWo gets it! Big Poppa Slap gets the match over me and I pinned Kurt's red white and blue slapass 1 2 3! This is a conspiracy against The Chosen One and the Wolfpac but it's fine because now Kurt knows that he was STROKED and that fact wull stay with him for a longtime! But go ahead and finish your question nut..."

| | Coach then goes on | |

| | Jonathan Coachman | | "The Coach" "Now you face Goldberg this week 1 on 1...Any thoughts?"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Yeah I've got some thoughts Coach, me and this jerkoff will put on 1 helluva match because thats all I do! But he runs around this place trying to be a hall of famer when he knows that he doesn't stand a chance against me! I have held over 40 Championships in my wrestling career and I'm not gonna let some new guy show me up! He came into wCw trying to be a bad ass and trying to speak everyone to hell but he didn't like it when he got STROKED! I was a 4 time wCw World Champion and he doesn't come close to me! He leaves wrestling for a few years and he won his first match back and now he feels like he is on top of the world but hell he may be but let me make 1 thing clear, if he is on top of the mountain he will be knocked off because it is now my time SLAPNUTS! I will make sure that everyone remembers The Chosen One as a great wrestler and now after I become pWa World Champion it will seal the deal for me so Taker, if you get by Austin again, your on the list to be STROKED and your old ass can't handle to be stroked again but your wife, she loves it when I STROKE her! You save that Title for me Taker because it will come home to the nWo either way it goes your days as Champion are numbered! Goldbergs days of wrestling will soon be over because I will break his leg with the figure four! No one is close to me because I am THE CHOSEN ONE....

Now Choke On That...

SLAPNUTS!

| | The fans go wild as Jeff pauses and then looks into the camera and does a nWo sign as the fans cheer and the camera fades | |

| | END SCENE : JEFF WITH THE PROMO ALONG WITH THE COACH | |