Roleplay Number Number 2
Record W:00 || L:00 || D:00
Achievements Leading The Pac
Next Match: Versus Kurt Angle
Event: Revenge
Title Of Roleplay: "Jeff Jarrett In The Studio...?"



| | BEGIN SCENE : THE STUDIO IS OPEN | |

| | The scene opens up at a recording studio in Los Angeles where we are inside the studio. A man is standing inside his office playing the beats as a guy is inside the recording part of the studio just flowing like crazy. Suddenly the door of the studio door opens and then into the room where the DJ is walks JEFF JARRETT! The guy looks at Jeff weird and stands up | |

| | DJ Jose | | "The DJ Daddy" "Yo dawg who the hell are you?!"

| | Jeff looks at the guy as he is obviously aout to get crunk | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Sit down Slap before I sit you down...."

| | The guy looks as he is about to go off on Jeff when the guy backs up a little and sits down | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "My agent sent me over here to record my new hit single."

| | The guy is back at his seat now talking with Jeff | |

| | DJ Jose | | "The DJ Daddy" "Your that Jarrett guy right?"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Yeah thats me..."

| | DJ Jose | | "The DJ Daddy" "We have been expecting you but have you ever recorded before dawg?"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Have I ever recorded?!"

| | Jeff then looks around the studio and smirks | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Hell yeah I have, I had a number 1 hit single a few years ago and now I am ready to be back on top!"

| | DJ Jose | | "The DJ Daddy" "We may have the next Eminem then..."

| | Jeff looks at the guy funny | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Who would I wanna be the next SLAPNUT?"

| | The guy begins to laugh | |

| | DJ Jose | | "The DJ Daddy" "So your betta then him huh?"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "I can damn sure play the guitar better!"

| | The guy looks at Jeff confused | |

| | DJ Jose | | "The DJ Daddy" "Whoa....what kind of music do you do?!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "What else but Country!?"

| | The guy then begins to laugh as Jeff gives him a serious look | |

| | DJ Jose | | "The DJ Daddy" "Oh...Well we ain't neva done no country music but we can try..."

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Good, now get on it slap!""

| | The guy then waives for the man inside the recording session to come in | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Who in the hell is this guy?!"

| | The guy walks into the room and shakes Jeff's hand | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Wasssup Jeff?!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Whats up man?"

| | Fab looks at the guy funny and laughs | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "You know me, right?"

| | Jeff looks around and nods like he knows | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Yeah of course man your music is...fabolous..."

| | Fab laughs and pats Jeff on the back | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Yeah Dawg I knew that you knew! But yo man...You ready to make dat demo?"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Yeah I am ready but where is my guitar?"

| | Fab and Jose laugh | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "You don't need no Guitar J, you need to just flow like I do."

| | Jeff looks at Fab funny | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Flow?"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Yeah you know, rap!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Yeah I know rap...Vanilla Ice is the man!"

| | Fabolous laughs at Jeff | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Vanilla Ice? He never was the man, hell Jeff he ain't even a man!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Yeah he is a huge SLAPNUT!"

| | Fab laughs and leads Jeff into the studio | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Your a funny guy Jeff but now it is time to make history!"

| | The scene ends as the door shuts and the guy talks | |

| | END SCENE : THE STUDIO IS OPEN | |


 
 
 
 
 
 



| | BEGIN SCENE : JEFF AND FABOLOUS GO AT IT | |

| | The scene returns as Fab is at the mic rapping as Jeff waits and tries to learn | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One"

Uh, yes I am often imitated
But I am never duplicated, yeah
Yes I am often imitated
But I am never duplicated

| | Then Fab begins to rap as Jeff listens | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One"

I can't deny it, you's a dick rider
You can never flow like me, blow like me
Why would a bitch like ya?
She can see that I'm a fuckin rider, you a hitch hiker
I'm walkin in some shoes, they can't make fit ya
Got millions of paper that you can't take with ya
I don't wanna talk and I can't take pictures
Listen to your demo, I'll handshake with ya
Excuse you, who's you?
If I need a stunt double I'll use you
Pardon y'all, I don't wanna step on y'all toes
Seperate the authentic from the replica flows
And the kid be places you could never be at
So that can never be this, and this can never be that
These niggaz got some audacity
Sell some records as fast as me
Or sell some tickets out as fast as me
Motherfucker

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Yes I am often imitated"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Yes he is often imitated!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "But I am never duplicated!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "He is never duplicated!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Yes I am often imitated"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Yes he is often imitated!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "But I am never duplicated!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "He is never duplicated!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "So all that y'all can do is hate it!"

| | The beat goes on and then Fab nods | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Come on Jeff show us that shit!"

| | Jeff then begins to flow a little as Fab dances to it | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One"

The Chosen One is the name
Wrestling is the game
The results are always the same
This attitude never change
I'll stroke you down to the mat
Hate on you like a woman...whos fat
You can try to beat me
You can try to be me
But you never can
Because I'm the man
And I've got a big plan
It involved the nWo Klan
This ain'tthe nWo of the past
Cause we will damn sure kick that ass

| | Jeff then stops as Fab goes wild | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One"

I told ya'll my boy has it! But yo Jeff check it! None of these wannabes really come close
I feel like I'm watchin the MTV show Christina Milian hosts
Everybody know this brother got it
Way before everybody and their mother got it
They still wonder how he sound like he do
If I was you, I'd wanna sound like me too
'Cause I got M's, they got G's and they all right
But they not me
They hear how I spit it on a station
Now they wanna put me on they singles just to get an imitation
No, I can't make an appearance
Give you a cheap fee or break on a clearance
I'm what your label hoped it could be
That's why they trying to mould your little ass, into a sculpture of me
With the ladies it'll be like leader, she like real
Y'all trying to be like me and be like ill

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Yes I am often imitated"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Yes he is often imitated!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "But I am never duplicated!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "He is never duplicated!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Yes I am often imitated"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Yes he is often imitated!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "But I am never duplicated!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "He is never duplicated!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "So all that y'all can do is hate it!"

| | The beat goes on as Fab points to Jeff and Jeff gets to the mic | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One"

I'm from Tennessee and we keep it real
We grow beans in all the fields
Its a country life that we livin in
But we ain't makin love to our kin
I am known as The Chosen One
Step into the ring with me, and you'll be done
Your back will be on the mat
And I'll be tellin you to CHOKE ON THAT!
Kurt Angle may have the medals
But when he see's me, he turns the pedals
He runs his ass back and shuts his mouth
I was a 4 time Champ, way down south
He can't mess with me I'm on top
And Sunday night, they can't make me stop
From kickin his ass all around
And when its over he'll be layin down!!

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Yes I am often imitated"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Yes he is often imitated!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "But I am never duplicated!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "He is never duplicated!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Yes I am often imitated"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Yes he is often imitated!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "But I am never duplicated!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "He is never duplicated!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "So all that y'all can do is hate it!"

| | The beat continues as Fab gets ready | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One"

It's the way I talk, the way I walk
It ain't my fault
I won't let nothin' on two legs stop me
'Cause the real is always better than the bootleg copy
Like I ain't show 'em the white and yellows at the same time
Throw backs and pin wheels at the same time
Like I'm scared to drop at the same time
I'll show you how to do this young'n
I ain't frontin'
These Jordan's ain't comin'
It ain't nothin'
Keep the complaints comin'
Can't hop on my bandwagon
Jump in my blue flames
You should not try, you are not I
It's the dude with the Grammy grin
It's no relation if it ain't a street family kin
So won't the real Fabolous please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up

| | Jeff then begins to sing with his guitar! Fab begins to look around as the studio DJ is laughing, obviously he gave it too Jeff and Fab laughs as Jeff sings | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One"

I spend my days workin hard on the go
But the hands on the clock keep spinnin too slow
Cause I cant wait to be alone with my baby tonight!
Turn the lights off close the door
We'll leave all the worries in the world behind
Baby it's true I got a 1 drag mind but it's hard to concentrate with a girl like mine

| | Fab then stops Jeff from singing and talks to him | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Jeff Jeff...I've came to a decission that I believe you are better as a wrestler than a singer..."

| | Jeff looks at Fab weird | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Well I know that Slappy, because I'm a former 4 time wCw World Champion! It don't get that much better!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "So...I think you should just go back and get ready to kick Angle's ass all over the place Sunday night!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "You damn right! I'm gonna introduce that SLAPNUT to my 6 stringed buddy!"

| | Fab looks at Jeff in a confused way | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Who?"

| | Jeff then plays a tune for like 3 seconds on the guitar as Fab laughs | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Yeah he will definately kill alot of people!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "They damn sure have before and Kurt Angle is next on the Chosen List...But I was wondering, are you gonna release that as a single? Because all the publicity me and my nWo get will make us rise to the top!"

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "I think we will dawg but we got's to see!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Ok then...well I guess I need to go, I got someone important to call..."

| | Fab then shakes Jeff's hand | |

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Ight yo it was cool for you to come down here but don't worry I'll be up in tha pWa soon!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Alright man, take it easy."

| | FaBoLoUs | | "The Fab One" "Holla back!"

| | Jeff then begins to leave as the camera fades | |

| | END SCENE : JEFF AND FABOLOUS GO AT IT | |


 
 
 
 
 
 



| | BEGIN SCENE : JEFF HAS A UNEXPECTED RUN IN | |

| | The scene returns as Jeff is seen standing in the lobby of the recording studio pacing around, obviously waiting for a phone call because he is holding his phone. Suddenly someone walks up behind Jeff and taps him on the shoulder and startles him. He looks with a weird look on his face as he see's it's GOLDUST! Goldust then makes a sucking sound as he rubs on his chest and scares Jeff | |

| | Goldust | | "The Golden One" "Hey Jee...Jee....Jeff...It's Mee Meee Mee Goo Gooo Goldust!"

| | Jeff then looks at Goldust weird | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Damn Slappy, whats wrong with you? Why are you stuttering like Bubba Dudley used too?"

| | Goldust gives Jeff a confused look | |

| | Goldust | | "The Golden One" "Stuttt...Stutter...me?! I'm not stuttttt...stttutering!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Well what in the hell do you call it? CHOKING?!"

| | Goldust | | "The Golden One" "Chok...Chok....chokinon wha...WHAAA...what?"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "I don't know SLAPNUT but what do you want?!"

| | Goldust | | "The Golden One" "I want to knoo knoo knoooow if you recoreded your song with fabb...fabb...Fabolous!"

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Don't come up to me in public you giant gold SLAPNUT FREAK! You need to take your stuttering stupid ass and go find Moby and record a song with him because no one else wants you around them, maybe that bald headed slap does! NOW GO!"

| | Goldust then gives Jeff a mean look | |

| | Goldust | | "The Golden One" "I do not slap nuuu nuuu nuts! I...I... feel...feee feeeel theem..."

| | Jeff then steps back with a sickening look on his face | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Go away you homo slap! Beofre I stroke your ass!"

| | Goldust | | "The Golden One" "Strokkkk stroke me?! Wh....wh...when?!"

| | Jeff begins to laugh a little and then he reaches down and grabs his guitar which is leaning against the wall as Goldust goes on | |

| | Goldust | | "The Golden One" "I want to...too...sing a...so...soo...song! A raa...raaa....rap!"

| | Jeff then nails Goldust over the head as he isn't looking and Goldust hits the floor as the guitar shatters! Jeff then looks down at Goldust and laughs | |

| | Jeff Jarrett | | "The Chosen One" "Never talk to me again freak! And by the way

CHOKE ON THAT SLAPNUTS!

| | Jeff laughs as he walks off with his phone laughing as the scene fades to static | |

| | END SCENE : JEFF HAS AN UNEXPECTED RUN IN | |