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MALIBUS MOST WANTED

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-Win/Loss/Draw-
0:0:0

-People Mentioned-
Matt Hardy
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Hulk Hogan

-People Used-
GMS - S2H

-Roleplay Number-
2

-Achivements-
None As Of This Moment


| | The scene begins with Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty outside a recording studio in New York City on the sidewalk talking | |

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Look Wormy...We gotta go in here and talk to dis dawg about wassup with everything. He has been thru it all! He has our back bro!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Yeah G."

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Ight look Whoadie...We gots our gear on so we will blend in...All we gotta do is go in...Talk to Curtis and get the hell outta dis place!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Yeah...it scares me!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Me too! That little kid from earlier tried to rob me!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "How old was he?"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Like...7 or 8..."

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "...Damn G...Lil kids whoopin tha ass now eh?!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Hey you shut your ass up WANKSTA!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "I'm not a wanksta! You da wanksta!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "No way dawg!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Yes way G!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "You need to stop frontin!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "You are the wanksta! Brian! What the hell is Brian?! Thats not a thug name...Thats a bitch name!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Scotty!! Thats a little pussy name!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Yeah I know..."

| | Grandmasta seems sad then | |

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "I'm sorry dawg...Look lets go and get crunked up!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Hell yeah BOOOOOYYYYY!"

| | The scene fades as the guys begin to sneak into the studio | |





| | The scene returns as we see about 7 guys in a studio using their recording time. We then see Grandmasta and Hotty just walk into the studio and begin to give orrders. The guys all stop and get quiet as they look. GMS tries to break the heat | |

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "WAAAAAAAT UP CUUUUZ?!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "YEA YEAAA!"

| | Everyone stares then for a few seconds and then they all begin to laugh | |

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Yeah dawgs its us! Malibus Most Wanted! We came here for help from you guys.."

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Yeah help!"

| | A man then comes thru the studio door and shakes their hand | |

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent: "Yeah I thought I noticed you too playas..."

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Yeah dawg you showin love!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Yeah! Love!"

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent: "But what can we do for you guys?"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Well..As you know we are Hip Hop Heros! But we need a little help from you because I face Hogan and Matt Hardy tonight..."

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent: "Hollywood?! Damn what a cool cat he is!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Well...You didn't hear what he said.."

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent: "What he say?"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "He said Ja Rule would kick your ass G!"

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent: "SAY WAAAT?!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "He said you were a...stanksta!"

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent: "That old son of a bitch..."

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "But don't worry! I'll get him fo you whoadie!"

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent: "Yeah you do dat for me dawg! And I'll help you out!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Can you do it now while we are here?"

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent: "Uhhh yeah what is it you need dawg?"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "We need to record a song with you that deals with them both!"

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent: "Damn G...."

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "How bout In Da Club?"

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent: "Well you see...You ain't in da club...You in da ring!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "How bout 21 questions?"

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent: "How you gonna ask dem 21 questions?! What ya gonna ask dat old dude, how much do Rogain cost?!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Good point...How bout...WANKSTA!!"

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent: "I dunno dawg...Can you handle Da Wank?"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Can I handle it?! You crazy foo! I can handle anythang G!"

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent: "Ight let's go!"

| | Grandmasta and Scotty get excited as the scene fades | |





| | The scene returns as we hear the Wanksta beat and 50, Sexay and Hotty are in the studio | |

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent:

You said you a gansta but you neva pop nuttin'
You said you a wanksta and you need to stop frontin'
You ain't a friend of mine, (huh)
You ain't no kin of mine, (nah)
What makes you think that I'ma run up on you with tha nine
We do this all tha tyme, right now we on tha grind
So hurry up and copy and go selling nicks and dimes
Shorty she so fyne, I gotta make her mine
A ass like dat gotta be one of a kind
I crush 'em everytime, punch 'em with every line
I'm fuckin with they mind
I make 'em press rewind
They know they can't shine if I'm around the rhyme
Been on parole since 94 cause I commit tha crime
I send you my line, I did it three ta nine
If D's ran up in my crib, you know who droppin dimes

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent:

You said you a gangsta
But you neva pop nuttin
You said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'
You go to the dealership
But you neva cop nuttin'
You been hustlin a long tyme
And you ain't got nuttin

You said you a gangsta
But you neva pop nuttin
You said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'
You go to the dealership
But you neva cop nuttin'
You been hustlin a long tyme
And you ain't got nuttin

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay:

Damn Homie, in highschool you was tha man, homie
What tha fuck happened to you?
I got tha sickest vendetta when it come to tha chedda
And if you play wit my paper, you gotta meet my berretta
Now shorty think I'ma sweat her, sippin on amoretta
I'm livin once than deada, I know I can do betta
She look good but I know she after my chedda
She tryna get in my pockets, homie and I ain't gonna let her
Be easy, stop tha bullshit, you get your whole crew wet
We in tha club doin' the same ol' two step
Gorilla unit cuz they say we bugged out
Cuz we don't go nowhere without toast we thugged out

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent:

You said you a gangsta
But you neva pop nuttin
You said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'
You go to the dealership
But you neva cop nuttin'
You been hustlin a long tyme
And you ain't got nuttin

You said you a gangsta
But you neva pop nuttin
You said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'
You go to the dealership
But you neva cop nuttin'
You been hustlin a long tyme
And you ain't got nuttin

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty:

Me I'm no mobsta, me I'm no gangsta
Me I'm no hitman, me I'm jus me, me
Me I'm no wanksta, me I'm no acta
But it's me you see on your TV
Cuz I hustle baby, this rap shit is so easy
I'm gettin' what you get for a brick to talk greasy
By any means, partner, I got to eat on these streets
If you play me close, for sure I'm gonna pop my heat
Niggas sayin they goin murd' 50, how?
We ridin 'round with guns the size of Lil Bow Wow
What you know about AK's and AR 15's?
Equipped with night vision, shell catchers and dem things, huh

50 ' THE HIP HOP SUPASTAR ' Cent:

You said you a gangsta
But you neva pop nuttin
You said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'
You go to the dealership
But you neva cop nuttin'
You been hustlin a long tyme
And you ain't got nuttin

You said you a gangsta
But you neva pop nuttin
You said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'
You go to the dealership
But you neva cop nuttin'
You been hustlin a long tyme
And you ain't got nuttin

| | The scene then fades as Scotty and GMS get crunk with 50 | |





| | The scene returns with Grandmasta Sexay sitting in a chair in a dark room...The only light in the room is on him as he speaks to the camera | |

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Check it...I was just in there with 50 Cent! You know who I'm talkin about! The hottest thang in dis world...Besides me that is! But peep dis whoadies...Sunday night on Revenge we gots Homowood Hogan and Matt Hardy here and let me tell you dis, these sorry sons a bitches wanna get crunk with me?! They wanna step into my ring! They wrong as hell! They ain't gonna get no wrestla' they gonna get a hip hop hardass just like my boy Fifty! You dudes may not shoot me 9 times but I'm gonna pull a 50 and stomp yo asses! Homowood...You wanna come out and rap!? What in the hell was dat?! You sound like my dad when he's gettin some booty! Your way too old to be cool so give it up dawg! You run around tryin to be 25 again when your double that! Go home Homowood...Go home and retire and sit and play golf and watch Andy Griffith you old basturd! Just get the hell out! And Matt Hardy...Who in the hell are you dawg?! You suck big time! Jeff Jardy is way better dawg, sorry! You come out and talk about Matt Hardy Version 1.0 keyword bitch...Well let me break it down for ya playboy...It's Search:Malibus Most Wanted Keyword:WHOOPIN YO BITCH ASS! Get ready Version gAy because you will get your punk ass whoooooped Malibu style! Both of you sorry ass wankstas will find out why I am the Hip Hop Hero and why I am just TOOO COOOOOOOL! This may be my first match here but dat don't matta dirty, you know why?! Because I'm Da Man! Let me give you guys some of my heat! Feel it..."

| | Sex-Ay then hits the beebop beat and gets the rap flowing | |

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay:

You try to run...
But I ain't got no gun...
I'mma eat ya'll like a hot dog...
Witout da bun...
Swallow you up and spit you out...
Let me tell you what dis is all about...
Its about bein on top and bein da best...
Its about havin more than tits on your chest...
Its about bein a man...
Thats my plan...
The plan is simple and very clear...
I'll fuck you up harder than a Coors Light Beer...
You can handle this...
It'll take longer for me to piss...
Than it will for me to wrestle you too bitches...
But dont get it wrong, I'm not suspicious...
I know what will go down...
Both of your fans will leave with frowns...
While mine will be happier than a fat kid with some cake...
I'mma beat ya'll harder than I masterbate...
Thats hard trust me bro...
So its time I leave dis place, gotta go...
But before I do let me dis...
When the match is over, my pants will be down and my ass is what you will kiss!

| | Grandmasta pauses and then laughs a little | |

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Suck on that you wankstas! You both wanna be like me! But you can't! Either way it goes, tonight, Revenge! This will be the last match for both of you bitches becasuse the time is here for the numba 1 pimp to take ova and thats what I'mma do! Don't let the skin color fool ya...I'm a thug! More than white boy Cena...I'm down and got whats it takes to be da best and thats what I'll do...First victim is Matt Hardy and then Hulk Hogan...Down the line is none otha than Stone Cold! Now eat dis and suck on dat bitches!


FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZZZZLE!

| | Brian laughs and then he leans back in his chair as the scene fades to black | |