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-Win/Loss/Draw-
0:0:0

-People Mentioned-
Matt Hardy
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Hulk Hogan

-People Used-
GMS - S2H

-Roleplay Number-
1

-Achivements-
None As Of This Moment


| | The scene opens up in the parking garage at The Mellon Arena in Pittsburg where tonight the PWA will hold a house show. The cameras pick up as we see headlights roll into the arena from several feet away. The vehicle gets closer and we see it is a 1975 Cadillac Deville, red with white interior as the top is dropped and we see two guys inside of it. The car stops in the middle of the driveway and the lights go off and the guys get out and we see it is Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty!! THe fans cheer as they see them. Grandmaster and Scotty seem exicted to be here | |

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Here we are bay-bee! Right in da P I T T!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Home of Tha Steelers!!"

| | The fans cheer as they get the cheap pops. Then they both grab a bag from the backseat and head towards the door | |

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Come on dawg we gots us some biznass to handle!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Let's rollout G-Money!"

| | The guys then head into the building entrance as the scene fades to black | |




| | The scene then fades up from static and we see Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty walking into the building and we see some of the arena workers looking at them suprised as they shake their hands. Grandmaster and Scotty then head to their locker room and have a little chat on the way | |

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "It feels good to be back in wrestling, ya hear me Whoadie?"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "I hurrrrr ya Bry."

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "So whats up now? You tryin to be Nelly?!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Nah I just like that word!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "We gonna show everyone why we are still the top tag team in the world!! AHHH HAHAHAHA!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Your right G! We got this and we bout to take over the PWA. It is now officially known as the Pimp Wrestling Alliance! Ya feel me dirty?"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Yeah Hotty that was off tha heavy fo' sho!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Appreciate dat dirty!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Yeah but your right! We gonna show everyone why we are takin over! We got some business to talk about...We gonna have to get one of dem fine bitches around here to come down and let us run a train...I mean talk to the fans."

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "For real."

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "We gonna make everyone feel the stuff we say!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "And we gonna be on top either way!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "We will make sure everyone knows that we are back and that we mean bizness!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Not just bizness but biznass!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "We gonna get crunk! Kick some ass! And take ova dis joint!!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "We gonna roll up the PWA like a philly blount and smoke it!!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "But remember...Puff..Puff..PASS!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Ah yea!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "You can't be hoggin tha weed!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Dad likes to hog tha weed don't he?"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Yeah he be sayin since he be a king he can smoke tha shit all day and I'm like BITCH SAY WHHHHAAATT?!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "FO REAL!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "He got me back in tha PWA so it's all good..He can smoke a whole damn tre fo all I care!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Definately G..."

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "But yo whoadie peep dis..."

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Wasssup money?"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Afta we get done here we gonna hit tha town and feel what Pittsburh has to offa, ya feel me?!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Fo real..."

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "We gots to let these trick ass dudes know what tha dilly-o is bro! We gonna have everyone at our feet wantin to be apart of 2 Cool! Tha new 2 Cool!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Back and betta than ever!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Fo real! We got some shit to drop off and I want some fine ass hoe to be da one asking so how bout we get that big titted bitch Terri to drop it likes its HOTTTTT?!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "I'm down for that dirty!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Maybe I can run a lil game on her and lay the mac down!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Oh you can cause your a pimp!"

| | Brian then shrugs it off | |

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Yeah I guess I am I can't help it...I get it from my momma!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "No doubt G..."

| | They then reach the locker room and open it up very happy | |

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Let's get ready....WE READY!"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "WE READDDDY!"

| | The scene then fades to black as the guys head into the room | |




| | The scene then comes from static as we see Terri standing infront of a PWA logo backstage with a mic talking to the fans | |

Terri ' THE BREAST ANNOUNCER ' Runnels: "I'd like to welcome 2 Cool tonight...They asked for me to give them an interview...for some odd reason...But anyways welcome back to the PWA, 2 COOL!"

| | The fans cheer loudly as we see Grandmaster come up beside Terri with his black du-rag on with his Steelers hat on over it. He also has a #36 Steelers jersey on. Grandmaster gives Terri the eye as she smiles | |

Terri ' THE BREAST ANNOUNCER ' Runnels: "Grandmaster...Welcome back to the PWA!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Yeah we know dat you are damn happy to see me baby!"

| | Terri then smirks as the fans cheer | |

Terri ' THE BREAST ANNOUNCER ' Runnels: "Ok...But why did you ask for me specifically to speak with you?"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Cause you be fine girl! You got the good stuff! And you know a playa like me..There's enuff white chocolate to go around dis mug!"

Terri ' THE BREAST ANNOUNCER ' Runnels: "I see..."

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "But check dis baby...Me and my homie, Scotty 2 Hotty, we is back to take over thw PWA and we will do just that! Ya feel me? We got what it takes to be the best and just look at this roster...Stone Cold Steve Austin as World Champ? Dis dude is a trick ass biaaaatch! Wit his bald ass head...Looks like Goldberg on crack. You got Vampiro and Sean O'Haire as Tag Champs...Tell me dis sweet thang...Why in the fizzuck are these 2 guys together?! Ones a weird ass blood suckin freak and the otha is just weird! These 2 guys suck! They suck big meat!! They know that the 2 coolest cats around here, Scotty and Sex-Ay would kick their midevil asses back to bitchland where they came from! It's time to get the p-Dubya-A an attitude adjustment!"

Terri ' THE BREAST ANNOUNCER ' Runnels: "Who are you targets now that your back?"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "The first targets are Matt Hardy and Homowood Hogan. These 2 punks get to go 1 on 1 with me in a triple threat match dis week on GMS-TV and make no mistake bout it baby, these dudes can't handle what I'm packin! Cause trust me..dis cracka is packin! And I'm gonna unpack dis whoop ass on these bitches Sunday night! They gets to taste 2 Cool for the first time in the PWA and it will be a taste that won't go outta they mouth for a long time! It's gonna be kinda like...You know Terri when you give a guys...pleasure...I know you do dat!"

Terri ' THE BREAST ANNOUNCER ' Runnels: "EXCUSE ME?!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "You know...Head?"

Terri ' THE BREAST ANNOUNCER ' Runnels: "Why I've NEVER!"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Oh come on! I hear you do it often but follow me bia...The taste that is left in your mouth..It don't go away easy do it?!"

Terri ' THE BREAST ANNOUNCER ' Runnels: "No...I guess not..."

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Thats the same taste that these gay ass dudes are gonna get...But they don't gotta suck nuttin to get it! They just gonna get my kicks up they ass! SIDEWAYS! And trust me...these size 11 Nikes is gonna be hurtin!"

| | The fans then go wild as GMS poses as Terri looks confused | |

Terri ' THE BREAST ANNOUNCER ' Runnels: "Whats going on with the new attitude..."

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "I'm sick of frontin boo you kno' wha I mean?! This is me! Dis is Grandmasta Sexay! The WWF wouldn't let me do dis and then they let some WANKSTA like John Cena do it?! Come on dawg! That guy is as fake as those tits you got girl!...Just not as big! But scratch dat! I ain't no busta and lt it be known that we will no longer go by 2 Cool....We need a name that will fit us betta and it will be..MALIBUS MOST WANTED! Cause we both are wanted all ova dis world! We rob people, we hurt people, we do whatever it takes to be hard! Just last night I pushed down an old woman at Kroger for takin too long in line! Even old people feel the wrath of Malibus Most Wanted! So if I'll knock some old womans block off imagine what I'll do to some trick ass bitches like Matt Hardy and Homo Hogan! These guys wanna step in the ring with big money!? Matt Hardy...Version 1...? Dis dude is way off hotcakes...He runs around throwin his gang sign like he's a hard ass!! I know ya'll see dis! And what in tha fizzuck is he Version 1 of? Bein A BITCH Version 1?! Cause if so den dis bitch wins it! And as far as Homo goes...This ain't 1984 old dude so take your mullet and your tight ass tights and go back to Hollywood and make some mo of those fake ass movies...Mr.Nanny...?! Check dis...I watched dat movie today to get a feel for you Homo...and I found out that dat movie truly shows yo is a old ass bitch! You may have saved the day there but yo old ass ain't savin a damn thang here! So get ready to feel the HIP HOP DROP!"

Terri ' THE BREAST ANNOUNCER ' Runnels: "So you have changed your name and your attitude...Have you changed your wrestling skills?"

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "I'm da dopest dude in dis place and everyone will see dis week, Sunday night The Flash Is Back in the PWA because Grandmasta Blasta is here to get the ladies what they been missin and the guys the ass kickin they been needin! Me and Scotty may not team up all dat much..He still got a hurt neck and all but that 'ight I got my boys back! To tha top of dis place is where I'm goin and mark my words Terri...Wit yo fine ass...This time I will go straight to the tizzop of dis biatch! Like me...Hate me...Everyone will love me! And like Booka T used to say...DONT HATE THE PLAYA HATE THE GAME!"

| | The fans cheer as Sexay poses | |

Grandmasta ' THE HIP HOP HERO ' Sexay: "Any final comments on your match Sunday night with Matt Hardy and Hulk Hogan?"

Scotty ' THE HIP HOP PIMP ' 2 Hotty: "Dese 2 suckas want a wrestling match? They gon' get 1! They gonna get the hip hop flyin! Top rope skyin! Ass kickin! Bitch kissin! HIP HOP HERO! And Matt Hardy wants to try to take my spotlight away from me?! Well I got somethin fo' him and it's an ass whoopin hip hop style!! He can throw his gang sign all da hoe but the final result gon' e me throwin my sign on him and thats the sign that he just lost! AHH AHAHHA! But check dis...I'm goin to hit a party with these fine ass Pittsburg girlsand pimps and Sunday night it will be the beginning of the end for the PWA! Tha Man is back!...

FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE!

| | Sexay then poses as the fans cheer, his music begins and the scene fades to black | |