A DOSE OF MATTITUDE
Current and Important Character
Next match - KOTR First Round
Vs Justin Credible
Allies - Kim Page
Ex Boyfriend of Smackdown GM - Stephanie,
Cruiserweight Champ - Vacated Belt.
King of Table Matches,
Hardcore Champ - Never got pinned to lose title,
King of Hardcore Street Fights,
Television Champion(2) - Got Stripped first time,
Vacated Second time
King of Oklahoma Hot Wire match!
Managed by the Greatest Woman's champion, Kim
King of Battle Royals,
Winner of the 2003 Royal Rumble...
Record - 9 - 3
OOC Comment - My Return!!
Itís getting closer and closer to the night of Raw. And guess what? Its the inring return of non other than Matt Hardy. The first time Matt hardy will actually be seen competing since the tragic events which took place, thanks to non other than our loved Undisputed champ, Chris Jericho. Dont you just love him?? Well Matt does!!! And he will show Jericho how much he loves him, by making an example out of Justin Credible out of the kindness of his heart. Be sure to watch Champ!
The scene opens with Matt Hardy sitting in the back of a limo as it pulls up outside a shop in California. Matt gets out and walks into the shop and the walls are full of racks of clothes. Matt starts looking through them all when an assistant comes over to him.
The Assistant: Excuse me sir. Could I help you?
|| Matt || Yeah. Iím looking for something new. It needs to be special. It needs to look great and emit an aura that tells everyone that this person is cool. Its for a special return and guess what, this certain item needs to have Mattitude!
The Assistant: Mattitude?
|| Matt || *Matt looks shocked* WH? Where have you been for the last year? Have you been in Egypt with no access to TV, magazines or any form of the outside world or something? How can you not know what Mattitude is?
The Assistant: Iíve never even heard of it.
|| Matt || Mattitude is the intangible, that extra quality that gives anyone in the world the ability to reach their dreams and if someone follows Mattitude and learns and uses the Laws of Mattitude in their daily lives then they will surely achieve their goals.
The assistant looks at Matt a little weird and then begins to answer.
The Assistant: Okay, well what exactly are the Laws of Mattitude.
|| Matt || There are thousands of Laws of Mattitude but Iíll tell you the number one Law of Mattitude. The single most important Law of Mattitude and if you donít know this then youíre life will never achieve itís full potential.
The Assistant: Okay so what is it?
|| Matt || The number one Law of Mattitude is that you can never be Number One.
The assistant: Then whats the point?
|| Matt || Dont worry. Nobody can be number one like me. But of course, there is nothing wrong with being number Two next to myself, Matt Hardy Version 1
The Assistant: And whos Matt Hardy again?
|| Matt || Myself!!!
The assistant: Oh. Your matt hardy. And you are?
|| Matt || ???? I am Matt Hardy Version 1. Donít you watch wrestling?
The Assistant: No! Thatís stupid! Itís all totally fake anyway isnít it!
Matt looks at the assistant with an angry look on his face! He turns to the side for a second and then turns back to him!
|| Matt || No you idiot it is not all fake! Do you want to see how real it is? Well do you? No actually forget that! Go away and get me a better assistant!
The Assistant: But I
|| Matt || Go away now! Get me someone better! Now GO!
Matt looks down at the ground with a frustrated facial expression as the assistant walks away. Matt starts looking at the clothes again and then another assistant walks over. This guy is not dressed very well and looks like he could be a little out of it.
The Assistant 2: Hey man. Whats up man. How can I help you?
Matt turns and looks at assistant number two and before he can answer he is cut off.
The Assistant 2: Oh hey man itís you! Your Jeff. Wait what? You are that cult leader. Not cult, its more of a religion. Actually it might be a cult.
|| Matt || .....
The assistant 2: Nevermind. You. Itís Matt Hardy Version 1! Oh my God! I canít believe Iím actually meeting the real Matt Hardy. Actually I havent really met a fake one. But itís an honour! Iím a huge MF-er!
|| Matt || It looks that way!
The Assistant 2: I am also a Mattitude Follower!!
|| Matt || ...
The assistant 2: Could I have your autograph?
|| Matt || Sure what do you want me to sign?
The dude looks around for something to sign and then he runs back to the counter and starts rummaging in one of the drawers. He pulls out a big jersey! It looks like itís been there for ages. He grabs a marker and then runs back to Matt Hardy.
The Assistant 2: Could you sign this please! Itís my favorite team and I would love to have my favorite wrestler sign it!
Matt looks at the dude and then at the jersey!
|| Matt || New jersey Devils?
The Assistant 2: Yeah!
|| Matt || Oh so you moved to California!!
The Assistant 2: No Iíve lived here all my life!
|| Matt || So why the Devils?
The Assistant 2: I like the color of the jerseys! Why?
|| Matt || Oh nevermind! Give me that marker there and Iíll sign it for you!
The dude hands Matt the marker and he signs the NJ Devils jersey. Matt hands it back to the assistant and then starts looking at the clothes again.
|| Matt || Well anyway as I was saying to you your other worker.
The Assistant 2: Oh no. He doesnt work here. Weíre just friends!
|| Matt || Huh? Right whatever! Anyway I am looking for something that says I am cool. I need something that has Mattitude! You know what I mean?
The Assistant 2: Yeah! Ah maybe you would like this jersey!
The dude holds the same NJ Devils jersey out towards him!
|| Matt || I just signed that jersey! I thought you said it was yours?
The Assistant 2: Uh! Oh yeah. No! I just needed something for you to sign! Look, are you going to buy it or not?
|| Matt || NOOO!. No Iím not going to buy it! Whatís the deal with this place? Have you all sat out in the sun too long or something? You are all Jericholics or something!
Matt storms past the assistant out the door! He gets into his limo and a few seconds later the limo drives off. It looks like Matt is not very happy at the moment. He better be thinking about the massive match he has against Justin Credible in the first round tournament match!
The scene opens with Jerry Lawler sitting in a black chair. The background is all black and then the screen widens and we see who is sitting across from the King. Matt Hardy is sitting straight across from him in another black chair. This interview has been scheduled to get the last thoughts from Matt Hardy about his big upcoming match.
The King: Hello and welcome to this special interview. Days ago JR interviewed the man who is set to return after 5 months out of the ring. And guess what, its my turn. Yee hoo! Matt thanks for joining me tonight.
|| Matt || No problem King. Im always happy to be here!
The King: One question though. Im a little dissapointed Kimberly Page isnt here.
|| Matt || Well King. So am I. But she has to get ready for her match
The King: Ahh. Its a shame. Oh Matt yeah. HAHA! Matt, lets go back to your last match here in WWCF. You faced Chris Jericho in a match. Actually it was your second match against him. He held a victory over you already. And your number one contendership was on the line. And unfortunately, Jericho had your cards and he beat you. In doing so he got his place as the main event of Wrestlemania. Have you any comments about that match?
|| Matt || Yeah sure. I mean that match felt strange from the start. I knew when I was getting in the ring that something felt wrong. I just didnít know what it was. When I locked up with Jericho for the first time in that match, I just knew whatever was going to happen was going to be bad. I was still ecstatic from the Rumble win, that I didnt contemplate losing my shot at Wrestlemania. And guess what, I did lose it. Then after that I was brutally beaten. But that match itself got me thinking. I didnít quite know how to react. All I can say about that night Jerry is that it just felt wrong.
The King: That night was however a turning point. It surely influenced you to work harder than you have ever before. And you must be glad to be back earlier than scheduled.
|| Matt || To be honest I am glad to be back right now. THe night I lost to Jericho, I couldnt move. Jericho gave me a beating. Yeah he did. And im just going to get Jerichos number, ring it, and show him how lucky he has been for the last 4 months that I havent been here. Ive heard Jericho brag about being champion for so long and holding the title for long reigns. But answer me this. During his LONG and Illustrious reigns as champion, was I around?
The King: Well no you werent?
|| Matt || And when I joined WWCF he hasnt had the best of luck has he?
THe king: No he hasnt?
|| Matt || Hes been sidetracked. He seems distracted. And I dont blame him. He knows what a threat I will be. Whilst I have been active, we have had more world title changes than Hardcore title changes. And that belt does get passed around. Everybody has been weary of the new star in this federation named Matt Hardy. And they should be. Because I will be champion one way, or another.
But back to the main topic. Yes, my injury has been a turning point. Its given me a time to reflect on my career so far. And guess what Ive held some titles here. But the title I havent won is around somebody elses waist. Ive worked my ass of to get back into the WWCF. Ive trained and trained. And winning the KIng of the Ring is my number one test. Im not going to win KOTR just because its another achievement. I want to win it to get a crack at Chris Jerichos World Title. Actually, my world title. I want my first shot at the world title. And if I lose, ill give him props. But I will still be here. I wont be going anywhere. I will keep on coming at him, and I will take that title of him whether he likes it or not.
The King: Well what I want to talk about is this Tuesday. Tonight on Raw. You face Justin Credible in the first round of the KOTR. You have made your thoughts clear already this week. But I want to know your final thoughts on facing an opponent you havent faced yet. So Matt, if you will.
|| Matt || Justin Credible. I can say what I want about him. But the fact will remain, this guy impresses me. Iíve seen him in WWE and Ive seen some old tapes of him in ECW. He is a great ring tactician. I have seen what heís like in the ring and he is a damn sight better than I expected. He hasnt made a inring debut yet, but he looked confident in his earlier promo. He may deserve to be champion one day. But not as much as Matt Hardy, Version 1 would have deserved it. And I will get it. Justin Credible, you are going to win some and lose some. But the fact is, your debut will be a sour one for you. Because I only see you losing that. I cannot see you beating me. I cannot see anybody beating me in the mood I am in. My mattributes wont
let me down. I am ready. Are you?
The King: This was the King, who went quite some time without mentioning Puppies. So just for you guys out there. PUPPIES!! Well Matt. Thanks for joining me. It was my honour.
|| Matt || Im glad it was.
The scene closes with Matt Hardy Version 1.0 just sitting across from the King. Scene fades.
Won Cruiserweight title on Raw -
Then Champion Rey Mysterio.
Matts WWCF debut - Beat
Title lost by - Vacated Belt.
King of Hardcore -
Beating many wrestlers including two great victories -
The Innovator of violence, Tommy
Dreamer in a Hardcore rules match,
And Big Show - The biggest man in sports and entertainment today!!!
Won Hardcore title at Survivor Series -
Matts WWCF PPV debut - Defeated
Tommy Dreamer. - Vacant Title
Title lost by - HBK pinning Big Show in a triple threat at Armageddon.
Won TV title on Smackdown 3rd edition -
Matt defeated the Undertaker with a twist of fate.
Title lost by - Stripped off belt by Eric Bischoff after controversy.
Regained belt on Smackdown 10th Edition - Defeated Taker in a Oklahoma
Hott Wire match
Title Lost by - Vacated due to Injury
2003 Royal Rumble Winner
Entry # 11
Eliminated 6 men - Big Show, RVD, Hulk Hogan, Edge, Jericho, Steiner