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<The Era Of Mattitude Begins here!!!>


What's this the cameras rolling at a TCW House Show. who would have thought it! Well anyway Monster Magnet "Live For The Moment" hits the p.a system and the fans are going wild... the Matt Fact screen downloads...





Matt makes his way down to the ring as the fans are going wild, he smiles at the reaction and flashes a V1 sign out to his Mfers, he then climbs between the ropes and begins to speak...





'Version 1' Matt Hardy: Greetings Mfers, i would just like to appoligise for no showing last week, but you know i had people to meet girls to bed!!! But just because the Mattitude leader didn't get the job done last week, doesn't mean he won't now! I am facing first of all Rob Van Dam... whats with this guy he walks around getting away with taking drugs freely, when the WWE Sacked my brother due to that! If that isn't fashism against Mattitude and his family i don't no what is, i got some footage of you roll it jerkoffs!





'Version 1' Matt Hardy:(Raises a sarcastic eyebrow)WHATS ALL THAT ABOUT!? I mean ok get close to the MFERS, but don't go around taking place in some wierd anal activitys with them, i mean hey if your gay that's fine, but analy molestering one of my MFERS that's just wrong!!! So what i say MFER'S is we boo this guy out the building so he goe's and bothers some 2 bit un- mfer chick boy!!! Woah Woah... i nearly forgot Young Shelton Benjamin of the hood roll the footage...




As we see this gangsta mob version of shelton on the M-f-a-tron, Matt Hardy laughs at the image of shelton then begins to speak again.




'Version 1' Matt Hardy: (Matt drops to his knees in a mark of pure sarcasm) No Please Mr MC Hammer, please spare my life!! I can not face such a pure gangsta!!!(End Sarcasm) Come on Shelton, we all no you can't hang with the hood, except maybe the hood Chris Jericho visited not long ago... i could sure see you smoking crap... speaking of smoking, that's 1 thing Rob Van Dam is no stranger to, i could see you smoking crap aswell RVD, cause hey you talk enough of it!!! So Mfer's that's it for now, catch me soon!!!


With That Hardy drops the microphone and flashes the V1 Sign as he makes his way to the back! We will see more from Matt Hardy soon...



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