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WWFX's cruiserweight division will get a little wilder this time. Formerly consisting of 6 wrestlers (Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, The Hurricane, Nunzio and Shannon Moore) X-Pac joins the pack and becomes the 7th cruiserweight. We all know what he can do... What he can cause... What he can show... His past reveals the capability of this young athlete from Minneapolis, Minnesota. The fans anticipate it, the roster and the rest of the WWFX awaits his actions. What will X-Pac do here in the WWFX? You will all know... very, very soon... 

SCENE 1 -x- Enter the Enigma -x-

( The scene starts in a grocery store. The store contains a few kids and a sole store personnel. The cashier is in her mid-30s, with glasses and has a face that shows a lot of concern. The 3 kids in the store are all in their pre-teen stage. The kids are quickly stuffing a lot of snacks into their cart. Traumatized about the last incident regarding a shoplifter, the worried cashier gets out of her place to check the kids. )

-x- TRAUMATIZED CASHIER -x- TERRY *Alertly stands behind the kids.* One more incident and I'm fired... Fired... Fired!

-x- CUSTOMER -x- KID 1 *Looks to both of his companions. Whispers-*What's with this lady? She thinks we're gonna steal something. 

-x- CUSTOMER -x- KID 2 *Smiles* Yeah. And she's talking to herself!  

-x- CUSTOMER -x- KID 3 Yeah, the quicker we get outta here, the better. 

-x- TRAUMATIZED CASHIER -x- TERRY *Walks around, panicking.* Damn, damn where the hell is the guard!? If these three mutts run for it, I'll never catch them.

( Footsteps can be heard outside the store. The door swings open. )

-x- TRAUMATIZED CASHIER -x- TERRY Whew. It's about time that guard gets here.

( But it isn't the guard. It's the Mean Green Degenerate Machine, X-PAC! He appeared wearing black bandana, black jacket and jeans. His hair is tied into a ponytail. After being shocked, the kids sprint towards X-Pac's direction. Having thought that the kids are stealing, Terry the cashier collapses. )

-x- WRESTLING FAN -x- KID 2 It's X-Pac! *Jumps in excitement* The wrestler, X-Pac! I can't believe it.

( Surprised, X-Pac smiles at the kids. )

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC Hello, kids. X-Pac here is just gonna do a little shopping. 

-x- WRESTLING FAN -x- KID 2 *Smiles widely.* You are gonna wrestle again, right? In the WWFX right?

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC Well, yeah. I was about to go to the arena but I decided to buy some snacks first. So you lot gonna watch me wrestle?. 

-x- WRESTLING FAN -x- KID 1 How unlucky. We can't get his autograph. We should have brought a pen and paper with us!

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC Some other time. *Winks at the kids.*

( X-Pac pats one of the kids and struts past them. He grabs a cart and scans through the selection of snacks. The kids approached him again, very anxious. )

-x- WRESTLING FAN -x- KID 1 Um, you're gonna wrestle Hurricane right?

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC Oh, yeah. That geek. *Smiles.*

( The kids chuckles. X-Pac continues shopping. )

-x- WRESTLING FAN -x- KID 1 So, um, may we ask how are you gonna beat him? 

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC Well, just do my thing right. My kicks, execute my deadly aerial moves right and finish him off with the X-Factor! You kids seem to be wrestling fans, huh. For how long.

-x- WRESTLING FAN -x- KID 2 Well, I never watched you as 1-2-3 Kid. I only saw you during the D-X era.

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC So, you liked the D-X?

-x- WRESTLING FAN -x- KID 2 Well, definitely. The attitude and all that, but D-X broke up, right? Planning on re-creating it? 

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC Maybe, maybe not. Stay tune and I guarantee you that I'll be full of surprises. A mystery. Expect me to stretch beyond my limit after winning that Cruiserweight title. *Pushes the cart near the counter.* Where's the cashier?

( The kids points at the knocked out cashier. X-Pac approaches her. )

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC Hey! *Softly pats the cashier's face.* Hey! What the? Sleeping cashier? What the hell happened to her? I guess we'll just manually pack our goods. And, it seems like this shit's all free. *Smiles.*

( The kids looks at each other. )

It's 1 hour after scene 1. A WWF-X house show is just being held. We now go backstage with Michael Cole and X-Pac. X-Pac wears the same outfit before and the only noticeable change is his untied hair. 

-x- THE FROSTY ONE -x- MICHAEL COLE Well, X-Pac, it's good to see you again. It's been a long time and what a surprise to hear that you've signed here in the WWF-X!

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC Well Michael, it's good to see you all cool but I don't think you should be surprised about X-Pac entering this big league. What do you think of me, Michael? Tell me? A long-haired lightweight loser? Huh? A kid in a man's world? TELL ME! That it SURPRISES you to hear that I've signed a contract with the WWE.

-x- THE FROSTY ONE -x- MICHAEL COLE *Backs off a bit.* I didn't mean anything in my statement, X-Pac. Whew. You're all fired up, I think.

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC You damn right and I'll show y'all the X-Pac that you never saw before. I'm chuck full of surprises, Michael. And after I win the Cruiserweight belt, I think I'll move up the ranks. My aims are high. BIG TIME, MICHAEL COLE! BIG TIME! 

-x- THE FROSTY ONE -x- MICHAEL COLE Good to hear that, X-Pac. Anyway, you're booked against The Hurricane. You've got to past through him if you intend to win the title and let me ask you, have you been training? I mean, any new fighting styles?  

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC You see Michael, surpassing that super-hero that he thinks he are is extremely easy. I've more experienced, I went through a lot and I know how being screwed feels... I suffered more pain than that green freak before and I guess you already have a hint of the winner. As far as the fighting style goes, I'll maintain my martial arts fighting style, namely using those deadly roundhouse kicks and I've been practicing aerial maneuvers, too. Beating The Hurricane is easier than you think it is, if you know what to do.  

-x- THE FROSTY ONE -x- MICHAEL COLE Uh-huh. You've been a part of two big groups before namely DX and NWO. Are you planning on making allies here in the WWF-X or are we gonna see a solo fighter?

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC Well, I've been thinking about that. After learning the qualities of my past leaders, I think I'm ready to be the main man in a group. It's up to the wrestlers I'll be working with if I'm gonna create a stable or not. So far, the answer is I'm still unsure.

-x- THE FROSTY ONE -x- MICHAEL COLE Okay, thanks for your time. See you soon.

( X-Pac grins. Michael Cole glances around to see why X-Pac's grinning. When he turned his head back to X-Pac's direction, water greeted his face. X-Pac's holding a green water gun. After wetting Michael Cole, X-Pac laughed sadistically. )

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC Suck it, Michael Cole!

SCENE 3 -x- In-Ring Promo -x

( After a dark match, the arena went silent. Suddenly... X-PAAAAAAC!!! X-Pac's music blasts over the PA System and some of the fans jumped to their feet. X-Pac appeared sticking his tongue out and doing some crotch chops. He walked down the aisle slapping the reaching hands of the fans. Very pumped up, he jumps to the apron and gets in the ring. A huge 'X' pyrotechnic explodes behind him as he does a few crotch chops. He asks for a microphone. The music dies and so does the cheers. )

-x- MEAN, GREEN, DEGENERATE MACHINE -x- X-PAC X-P-A-C to the PLACE TO BE! So why don't you make some noise up on this biatch! *Crowd explodes.* Well, let's get to business. Adam Norton announced the RAW CARD and guess what who I'll be facing? The Hurricane! *A few cheered.* I see that geek has made some fans but I don't think you should idolize that schoolboy. Who'll be stupid enough to wear that much green? And he's still immature, guys. Look at that loser, he does this unrealistic things. Reality bites! You can't be your HERO, Green Lantern, HURRICANE. Grow up, boy! He's just a fiction in the first place. But I see you're trying to make it come true. Saving the WWFX, blah, blah, Truth and Justice, blah all this unrealistic crap of yours. Hurricane, you're the one who's usually "SAVING" like you say. Let X-Pac save you, Hurricane. Come Monday RAW, I will beat you and snap you back to reality. You're a mess now, wearing that dumb costume with a cape. Trying to be STRONG, ATHLETIC, you're just half the man I am Hurricane! You're not long enough in this industry to know what I know! To do what I do! And stop imitating my gimmick, you'll never be me. And you look stupid enough by doing your pose so don't add more stupidity to your personality. And remove your braces, man! How dare you say that I killed 2 STABLES? You think I'm the one who destroyed the stables? And you also said that I can't survive on my own, well let's see about that. So I'm telling you right now, you'll be factored out! Because your ass is grass and I'll smoke it! Because you're nothing but a pathetic immature loser, and I'll prove it to you. And I'll unmask you and reveal that ugly pimpled face of yours. And if you're not down with that, I got two words for you! SUCK IT!

( X-Pac's music surrounded the arena once again and the fans gave him a loud cheer. After pacing himself around the arena, he disappeared behind the curtain. )