My Smackdown Report
Well first thing that i have to start with is a major VENT! THERE WAS NO TAKER AT SMACKDOWN!!!! I was very upset that he wasnt there, he was one of the main reasons that i even got tickets in the first place and when i saw the lineup for the night and Takers name wasnt on it i flipped! i really wish he was there even if he just came out for a few minutes:(.....ok venting over now on to everything else......all in all i did enjoy the event, Live events are always awesome the crowds response gets your adrenaline going and its a
blast! im gonna post my report for Velocity and
Smackdown so hope you all wont be asleep by the end of this post LOL!
Velocity Taping:
Match 1:
Tyson Mooney (the guy who does the hilarious dance LOL) vs
Mark Batalucci (sp?)
Winner:
Tyson Mooney.....the match was boring.....the dance got the
crowd going though lol....oh and BTW why was Tyson on Velocity? when
i went to Raw last time he was a Heat wrestler?
Match 2:
Funaki vs A-Train
When a-train came to the ring he started chasing Josh Matthews around
it....dont have a clue why:| lol.....A-Train got TONS of SHAVE YOUR
BACK chants throughout the match hehe.
Winner:
A-Train
Match 3:
Nunzio vs Spanky
Spanky got a great response when he came out, no one was really that
interested in the match lol
Winner:
Nunzio
Match 4:
Sean OHaire vs Some guy with the name RUDE on his tights!
hehe
Winner:
Sean OHaire
Kanyon vs Orlando Jordon
Kanyon at first got a few LETS GO KANYON chants...then everyone
changed there minds and started chanting KANYON SUCKS! lol it was a
pretty long match, a HUGE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING chant started LOL
Winner:
Orlando Jordan
Smackdown Taping:
In-Ring Segment:
It opened with Kurt Angle coming out to the ring and he received a
freaking HUGE ASS POP!!! (U SUCK CHANTS;) he is wayyyyy over here in
TO! The crowd loved him and throughout his whole segment he got lots
of ANGLE, ANGLE chants!:) Then John Cena interrupted him and he got a
pretty good response aswell IMO.....John started his rhyming thing
and said to Angle "So you and Brock are close friends i
see...hmmm...the Big Show well.....he just needs to wear a
bra.......Angle at Vengeance it aint no triple threat match.....its a
menage-trois!;)" LOL HUGE pop to that hehe! Cena then came into the
ring and after some talking back and forth Angle then took off Cena's
cap and put it on his head and said that he was gonna rap
to........he then got brian hebner to come in the ring and beat-box
for him....Angle started dancing and shaking it was so freaking
funny!...i cant remember alot of his rap very well but you will love
it when you hear it hehe......then Big Show came out and from behind
Cena gave Kurt the F-U and then Show chokeslammed Kurt..........it
went to a commercial and Kurt got a HUGE pop while he was leaving to
the back.
It was an awesome opening segment, it really got the crowd going.
Match 1:
#1 Contendors match for the Tag Titles -
Rey Rey & Kidman vs APA vs FBI vs Basham Bros
This match didnt get that great of a crowd response, Rey Rey got a
Huge pop when he came out and the Apa sorta did.....the crowd was
rooting for the 619 and first Kidman got the Shooting Star
Press....it got a huge reaction from the crowd....Rey Rey got the pin
for the win.
Winners: Rey Rey & Kidman (now they will face Team Angle @ Vengeance
for the tag titles)
On the titantron the whole match between Zack & Stephanie vs Big Show
was shown while the ring was setup up for the contract signing.
Backstage Segment:
Kurt was asking where Brock was when he was getting attacked by Show
and Cena....Brock said that he just got there but he insured Angle
that if he was here he would have been there to help out.
In-Ring Segment:
Steph comes out to a great reaction....then Zack came out to a not
bad of a reaction but then troughout the segment was getting quite
alot of boos!.....Zack was signing the contract then Vince came out
with Sable......Vince said first off that he is making a handicapped
match tonight (he looked over at Zack and said no Zack your NOT in it
and laughed) He made a match with Big Show & Team Angle vs
Brock....after that Vince then said that at Vengeance Zack will have
his first official match again him and Vince was making comments like
he will have his arm tied behind his back or he will hop on 1 foot
throughout the match.....Vince was constantly getting ASSHOLE chants
throughout the whole segment....oh yea i forgot and when Vince first
came in the ring the whole arena went nuts with YOU SCREWED BRET
chants and then Vince smiled and said "Yep i sure did and im proud of
it"! anyways this segment ended with Sable smashing Stephanie over
the head with the clipboard....Sable & Vince left and Zack was
checking on Steph......during the break Steph got up and looked very
pissed she whipped the cracked clipboard in the isle and left.
Match 2:
Rhyno & Benoit vs Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore
Chris Benoit got a HUGE pop from the crowd, everyone was pretty much
only cheering for Benoit the entire time........Benoit put the
crossface on Shannon more the the win......during the break Rhyno &
Benoit posed to a Roar of applause.
Winners:
Chris Benoit & Rhyno
Backstage Segment:
Stephanie comes running into Sable and they go flying over a couch
lol.....Stephanies voice was so damn annoying being there Live and
listening to her screeching full blast was horrible! i have never
heard such an annoying voice in my life LOL anyways Vince said that
if Steph wants Sable she will have a match against her at
Vengeance.......Sable looks at Vince with a WTF did you make that
match for look? lol
Match 3:
US Title Tournament
Eddie Guerrero vs Ultimo Dragon
Eddie got an amazing response when he came out on his low
rider......EDDIE EDDIE chants went on forever.....Eddie wished Tajiri
a speedy recovery lol and he said the he did that to Tajiri cause
they lost the match last week and then Tajiri touched his car
hehe.... eddie said touching his car is like touching his mamacita
and you DONT touch his mamacita ROTFL! anyways Ultimo came out and
his pyro was wicked......anyways it ended with Eddie winning the
match.....after the match (when it was a break) Eddie was backing the
car out it took him forever to get it through to the back.....ppl in
the back started moving some pieces of the smackdown set so he could
get through LOL
Match 4:
Billy Gunn & Torrie vs Jamie Noble & Nidia (Yes this WAS an
intergender match so whatever law was made here in Ontario about
females no longer being able to be in the same match as males
obviously isnt that serious or wwe just doesnt care if they get sued
cause they are used it it by now LOL) anways this match was just
stupid, very boring...a very small boring chant started in my
area.......lots of Torrie chants started aswell......Torrie got the
pin over Nidia with a DDT then Noble said that Torrie wanted him and
Noble was gonna pay Torrie $10000 to sleep with him...Torrie tryed to
pull away from him then Mr Ass attacked Noble then Torrie gave him a
DDT aswell. ~clears throat stone cold style~
~BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING~ LOL
Backstage Segment:
Kurt is walking with Brock to the ring for his match with Show & Team
Angle but some backstage guy said that Mr McMahon wants to see Kurt
in his office right away....that was it for Kurt then we never saw
him anymore.
Match 5:
Brock vs Show & Team Angle
Chimmel announced that the match will now be a falls count anywhere
match.....Show came out....no one cared lol.....team angle came
out....no one cared.....Chimmel said Team Angle will now be known as
the Worlds Greatest Tag Team:| BLAH to that.....then Brock came out
and the place went freakin crazy!! he got an amazing reaction! pretty
decent back and forth action....the Big Show is pathetic....he barely
takes 3 steps and he falls over gasping for breathe.....i swear he
looked like a beached whale when he was lying on the outside of the
ring LMAO! Some guys behind me were chanting for Show to try the
Subway diet! ROTFL! The match ended with Brock setting up the ring
stairs in front of the announce table.....he wanted to give Show the
F-5 off the stairs....Shelton stopped him but was then pushes
away....when Brock turned back Big show went with him on the top of
the stairs and Brock was chokeslammed through the table....the height
was crazy....i took a picture i hope it turned out ok......anyways
Big show then pinned Brock for the win.....Big show the left.....team
angle started posing to alot of boos then left......as Brock was
being helped up he got a wicked reaction from the crowd....he then
went up the stairs and started posing with his title.....he was
shaking the fans hands as he was leaving for the back then posed
again near the backstage entrance.....Chimmel thanked us for coming
and that was that.
Well i cant believe that i actually remembered everything LOL i hope
you are all still with me and i didnt bore you to death! I did have a
great time even though Taker wasnt there GRRRR...i had awesome seats
i could see the ring crystal clearly and i was also on the camera
side right in the middle practically so i will probably we shown
hehe! all the merchandise at the shop zones were pretty crappy, they
didnt have that much of a selection....Gus bought a Hogan picture and
i got a Taker one.....and also we got the 2003 program, i have it
here and im gonna scan the pictures from it for you all....i took 2
rolls of pictures and im gonna try and get this developed this
weekend when i go to work.
Funny Crowd Signs I Noticed:
~Mattitude = Cure for SARS~
~SARS = Severe Acute Rey Mysterio Syndrome~
~F-U~
~Eminem fear Cena~
~My Sign Sucks~
some girl with the a sign saying BIRTHDAY DIVA with an arrow pointing
to her was running around the whole arena lol
~BIG man, little SHOW~ HEHE
OMG and at the beginning some HUGE woman that was wearing a dress
that she definately SHOULD NOT have been wearing was shown on the
titantron for like 5 minutes and ppl were screaming SOMEONE KILL THE
CAMERA MAN! LMAO
Ok i think i am official done babbling now, if you all made it this
far thanks for reading my little experience and hope you liked it!:)
Hugs & Love Ya
~*Rosie*~
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