Some Basic Info!
Height : 6'4
Weight : 240lbs
Hometown : Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Signature Move : The Spear ; Diving Reverse DDT
Finishing Manouver : The Edgecution ; The Spear

..:Scene:..The scene comes on at a houseshow somewhere in the middle of Asia. It is Friday Night, and the arena is about 3/4 full. The fans are just coming back from an intermission which showed a video package of the Cold Day In Hell Anniversery PPV.. Most of them are in thir seats, and the word to continue the show has been sent. The fans jump to their feet as "Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park hits the PA System. Out from the back comes Edge. He stands at the ramp and poses for the crowd.
The runs down the ramp and slides through the bottom rope. He sits there before running over to the turnbuckle and jumping up on it. He poses for all of the cameras.
Then he hops down and grabs a microphone, and begins to speak.......
(Edge:) Well, all of you in attendance here tonight are very lucky. Yes, as I will indeed reveal a surprise here on Edge T.V.! But first off, I would like to say before I came out here me and Stephanie were sitting back there watching what Dawn Marie had to say about us. I could have turned it off at any moment, since it was so damn boring. But I came acorss something. Dawn Maries husband! Did any of us even know she had a husband? I certainly didn't, and I know most of you didn't. How could you tell though? She has been with every guy in the XwF lockeroom, plus every guy you can think of on the street! I feel sorry for her husband, spending all those lonely nights at home, believing his wife just went over to the next door neighbors to chat. But then 7 hours later she finally comes back, with make-up all over her body, and her clothes torn. Maybe she should move to Afaghanistan, I heard you can have as many spouses as you want! Now Dawn, you mentioned me beating Hacker, and saying Hacker isn't even involved in this. Could you beat Hacker? Could Shane beat Hacker? Therefore, you stand no chance against me, let alone with Stephanie in the ring. You said Stephanie isn't the best in the ring, but you were wrong! The only reason she has lost both her matches was because of you! It is pretty bad you say that, when you costs her all her matches. But not this time honey, I can bet you that you will not win this match!
(Edge:) Now, onto that big surprise I was talking about. Yes, me, Edge, has thought of a new campaign! Now, the E Factor is still going, but it now has a co-allignment! Presenting, Edge Jukebox! Yes, each and every week I will now come out here, and along with talking the normal smack against every opponent, I will now sing my thouhts as well! Whoooo! And Shane Mcmahon, you are the first contestant! So, ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, guys and gals, leeeeeetttts get ready to jam! Yea, well, here its goes!
(Edge:) Shane, you cannot show me pain! Your last name may be Mcmahon, but Shane, after I'm done with you, you will need a cane! You think you can run, but that would be no fun. Shane you may be able to talk smack, but can you back that smack? I tell you that I can, then hit you in the head with a pan.
(Edge:) Now onto none other then Dawn Marie! Has it dawned you that Dawn is a hoe? She slept with that bum the other night, and that one last night. You tried to sleep with me, but I turned you off like a flee! You may think its funny, but its hilarious! Whos has ever heard of the hoe bitten flee? Cetainly not me! Now you may call me silly, but my name is not Billy! And there you have it folks, this weeks Edge Jukebox! Come Bloodloss, Shane Mcmahon will wish he had never stepped foot in XwF, not after what he did to Stephanie, because I will make sure his ass gets owned!
"Somewhere I Belong" hits the airwaves. Edge drops the microphone and heads into the back as the scene fades to black..:Scene Over:..
..:Scene:..The scene comes on after the househow. Edge is getting ready to leave when his cell phone rings, he answers......
(Edge:) Hello ?
(Dominic:) Well it isn't even a week, and Edge is regretting his decision to dump me.
(Edge:) oh gosh, Dominic, give it up!
(Dominic:) You Edge, you give it up! You know your career needs me!
(Edge:) No it doesn't Dominic. When I was with you, everything was going wrong!
(Dominic:) Thats a lie and you know it! Maybe your wrestling career was going down. but your name was getting bigger and bigger!
(Edge:) When will you figure out that I never want to leave this business! I never want to go be an actor, or any of that stuff.
(Dominic:) Well after that little rap stunt tonight, it seems that you want to go into music. I can help out, just dump that tramp Stephanie Mcmahon!
(Edge:) Dominic, that is just a skit to help attract fans! It doesn't mean anything!
(Dominic:) Oh it doesn't?
(Edge:) no, this is supposed to be about fun, and right now I am having a ton of it in my life. I have the perfect manager, my career is going great, and I am above all having fun!
(Dominic:) You will know, you will know soon enough that you can't go on without me!
(Edge:) No Dominic, it is you that can't go on without me! You haven't left me alone since I fired you! Now bug off, I am late for my flight.
Edge hangs up the phone as the scene cuts to blank..:Scene Over:..
..:Scene:..Edge is sitting in his lockeroom when his cell phone rings. He picks it up.......
(Edge:) Hello?
(Gemima:) Oh, hehe. Hey Adam. It is me, Aunt Gemima!
(Edge:) Oh hey Aunt Gemima, wow long time no talk.
(Gemima:) oh you wouldn't believe it hone. I do I miss pinching those cheeks of yours. Though ever since you went and became a wrestler, they aren't so chubby anymore.
(Edge:) um no, sorry they are not!
(Gemimia:) Well, I was just calling to wish you good luck with your wrastlin match next week.
(Edge:) Thanks Gem, I'll need it!
(Gemima:) No you won't You've always been like that. You don't need to be so hard on yourself all the time. No matter what, you are still number one in all of our hearts!
(Edge:) Thanks Aunt Gemima.
(Gemima:) If your ever looking for a good home cooked meal, I will make you that prune haring sandwhich. I know you love them.
(Edge:) Um yea sure, I sure do. I'll remember that offer Aunt Gemima!
(Gemima:) Oh no you won't. So why not just come over tomorrow night for supper? The whole family will be here!
(Edge:) Thats ok, sorry Gem, I have to train for my match.
(Gemima:) Well you atleast need one more good meal before you starve yourself.
(Edge:) I will be fine Aunt Gemima. Believe me!
(Gemima:) Sorry honey, I will not take no for an answer. See you tomorrow at 6 sharp. By now!
,font color=yellow>(Edge:) Wait Aunt Gem, I......
Aunt Gemima hangs up the phone as the scene goes to blank..:Scene Over:..

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