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| RP Number | Suckas Mentioned | Suckas Used | Titles Held | Spinaroonies |
| 1 | Stone Cold, Christian, Jeff Hardy | Michael Cole | ||
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*The scene opens and we see Booker T standing backstage Booker T is dressed in a pair of black basketball shoes, black sweat pants, and a black Booker T shirt. He looks around and sees no one. He looks at the Raw Card and sees that he will be facing Ston Cold tomorrow. Booker T walks around in the arena and makes it to the entrance. ~Can You Dig It?.... Sucka!~ Booker T's theme plays over the pa system as he comes out. The fans cheer. Apparently Booker T has shown interest in his matchup and has decided to do a live promo. He holds out his hand and shakes his head like crazy and jumps. The pyro goes off and Booker T stares at the fans in a total state of shock. He shakes it off and enters the ring. He stands on the turnbuckle and raises his arms. He gets down and grabs a microphone.* Cole: Booker T, the rumor is that you are looking for a home here in HCW? Is that true and why? Booker T: Whoa! You're a little late there Cole? I have found my home here and I plan on staying here for many years to come. I plan on grabbing all the titles here. I will be a grand slam champion. There is no one that can stop the Booker Man and I will prove it! Cole: Booker T, how do you feel about your opponent, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin? Booker T: I feel that Austin is overrated. He doesn't deserve to be in the same ring with me. This our dark match and I will be the victor. The reason why we are wrestling a dark match is so the fans that tune in to Raw every monday, won't see the massacre that happens to Stone Cold. How can he expect to beat me when he can't even beat a doctor's note out of his physician? Stone Cold continues to walk around with an injured neck and bruised knees. Don't worry all you superstars in the back. The Book will get the job done. I will put an end to that foul mouth S.O.B. tomorrow night. He can come out and raise hell to the fans because he scares no one here. Come on Cole, Austin sucks, plain and simple. He comes out wearing those ass tight shorts like he is gay! Now, let's think for a minute! How long does it take for a drunk to use "what" as a catchphrase? I could have done that sober. Besides, my catchphrase is better! Cole: Don't take Austin lightly? Booker T: Who? Who? Who? Who? You like that don't you? I can see it now, get the new Booker T "Who?" shirt. I think that it would sell out on the HCW website and in arenas everywhere. Back to the bald head in more than one place, daisy duke wearing, alcoholic. Austin if those Budweisers you drink gives you energy, I suggest you drink a 24-pak or score a 4.1 on a breathalizer because you will need it to beat me! You might open up a can of whoop ass in this match but it won't work because I have a shield around me called "Bitchproof". You're gonna see how it feels when you open up the can of whoop ass and pass it to me so I can put it on you. Austin is going to get his ass kicked! What? By Booker T! What? Cuz I can! What? Tomorrow on Raw! Cole: What title do you want first? Booker T: I plan on holding any title I want. I want the Hardcore Title. Jeff Hardy is an undeserving champion. He hasn't had any competition. That Hardy Boy isn't the gifted one. I would rather face Matt but I will make an example out of Jeff. His title reign is long overdue like a library book. I will put Jeff Hardy on the shelf faster than a nun does a porn magazine!
Cole: Any last comments to any of the superstars?
Booker T: The last thing I have to say is for all the wrestlers here, beware. I am coming for each and everyone of you. I am going to start a stable soon. If you're not with us then you are against us. We will run this fed with total domination and unruly supremacy. With that being said, Christian, you and I have been in previous stables before in other feds. I would like to extend you an invitation. You are welcome to join us at anytime. I woould like for you to join me now so we can dominate like we've done before. We will own the fed, just not all the paper work mumbo jumbo. I will decide the name of the stabe later. The Book is back in town and ready to end careers and break title records. Stone Cold, your career will end right before it starts. I will end your career much like your weak marriage to Debra. Take my advice, next time a hot woman offers you cookies, you better eat them. On Raw, Booker T will chalk up another win on the stat sheet as Stone Cold hits the local bar to sip up some liquid courage. Don't drink and drive, but in this case, don't drink and wrestle when you are in the ring with a professional like Booker T. Now can you dig that?........ SUCKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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