Blonde Beautiful And Brilliant Torrie Wilson!
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Friday, December 16,2005

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
It was the Friday heading into Armageddon and the EBWF house show was just ending, as Torrie was standing in the hall waiting around to see if she could catch Tony to steal a few minutes with him before he left, Christian approached her. At first she was just annoyed with him, for he was hitting on her, and she found it a bit disrespectful, but then surprisingly she had an interesting some what touching conversation with him, and felt really bad for him. But once her guard was let down and she was feeling sorry for him, he exploded and punched a hole in the wall, and suddenly it was as if she were back in a bad dream, it was as if she was flashing back to one of the numerous times Jonathan would lose his temper and fly off the handle punching holes in walls, getting in brawls, and even worse getting arrested. She saw the tall, muscular, blonde man in front of her, no longer as Jason Reso, but as Jonathan Wilson, and knew what she needed to do, she needed to calm him down, she needed to stop him before he did something that would get him in trouble. She threw her arms around him, wrapping him in a big hug from behind, and sweetly and soothingly told him how everyone loved him and to please stop. Christian had broken the embrace and with that Torrie realized what she had done, and how horrible it might look if someone had seen them. Torrie ended her conversation with Christian, promising that she would watch his match carefully and not judge him. She had forgotten all about waiting around for Tony, and was now heading to her car. As she drove home, she thought hard about what had just occurred with Christian and what she was going to do. She didnít know what to do, for it wasnít really anything, its not like she was hugging and telling Jason Reso how she loved him, heck even Jason realized that, but would others. She got home and threw her keys on the table in the corridor, kicking off her heels and heading into the living room where she heard the television blasting, she walked in to discover Eric was sitting alone watching the football game, and picked up the throw pillow that was on one of the big overstuffed chairs and took a seat, curling up in the chair cuddling up with the pillow.

||& Eric &||
Hey Baby girl, how was the show?

*~* Torrie *~*
It was okaes, whereís everyone else?

||& Eric &||
Bryan and Chrissy took Luke to the mall, he said he wanted to go get you a Christmas gift, it was cute he brought out his piggy bank, and shocked us all with how much was in it.

*~* Torrie *~*
Heehee yeah the boy is a saver, heís smart with his money. Heís not like other kids who waste their allowance on frivolous thingsÖ. Hey EÖ

||& Eric &||
YeahÖ

*~* Torrie *~*
Ummm I think I might have done something that could be construed as wrong.

||& Eric &||
What did you do Tor?

*~* Torrie *~*
Well I was talking to Jason Reso tonight, and well he kind of exploded, you know like how Jonathan used to, and well I went into ďcalm J down modeĒ and wrapped him in a hug and told him how I love him and to please stop this, to stop for me **she said bitting down on her bottom lip, looking nervous**

||& Eric &||
Alright, I can see how this could be misconstrued as you and Jason having something on the side.

*~* Torrie *~*
But its not like that! I would NEVER cheat on Tony, I donít even know why I did it or said it, but I did. Eric, I swear it was as if J was standing in front of me fuming, throwing punches; it wasnít Jason it was Jonathan and I just needed to stop OH SHIT!

||& Eric &||
What ?!?

*~* Torrie *~*
I totally forgot why I was standing there in the hall, I was waiting to try and catch TonyÖ I wanted to invite him to Christmas Eve.

||& Eric &||
Well why donít you call him and invite him, and while youíre at it, Iíd explain the whole Jason Reso thing, just in case.

*~* Torrie *~*
Oh no wait, I canít even go to Christmas eve at the Hortonís, I need to call Great Aunt Opal and tell her, I totally forgot Wes made a new pay per view this year, Wes Ikedaís Christmas Eve of Destruction, so I couldnít go let alone Tony even if we wanted. And great probably after the match, Iíll be too bruised, beaten, and bloody to even have a merry Christmas.

||& Eric &||
What type of match are you going to be in?

*~* Torrie *~*
Itís a fulfill your fantasy match, weíre going to dress up as whatever the fans vote on and then beat each other with house ware items, itíll be my first hardcore match.

||& Eric &||
So who is the unlucky victim that will be beaten to death by the lovely and talented Blonde Bombshell?

*~* Torrie *~*
Well its pretty much all the divas on the roster, Stephanie McMahon, Michelle McCool, Christy Hemme, Maria, and the diva I want to get my hands around her little neck most Carmella Decesare. Itís for the Womenís Championship too, and I know its wrong of me to go after it, seeing as I donít really want it.

||& Eric &||
Then why are you going to go after it if you donít want the title?

*~* Torrie *~*
Cause I donít want someone like Carmella to hold it, I donít like the way she portrays herself to be, sure sheís a good athlete and is setting up a scholarship for young women to succeed with, but I donít know E, there is just something about her.. I was hoping that Amy would go back and get her entitled rematch after losing the title, but that doesnít seem to be the case. In fact it doesnít seem as if she cares that Carmella now holds the title, one of the rookie divas that I thought that we were united and felt the same way about now holds the title that I thought we both held dear to our hearts. I thought that she didnít want that belt in the hands of someone like that, and was going to do everything in her power to stop that from happening, and now that its happened I would have thought that she would try and get it back. But she hasnít, so I am going to throw my name back into the hunt for the womenís title, and hopefully at Wesís Christmas Eve of Destruction Iíll take that title from Carmella.

||& Eric &||
Doesnít Carmella defend her title this Sunday against Stephanie McMahon?

*~* Torrie *~*
Yeah so?

||& Eric &||
Well maybe Stephanie will beat Carmella did you ever think of that?

*~* Torrie *~*
Stephanieís been way too distracted lately, too much drama going on in her life, she doesnít have her head on straight, which she would need in order to face someone like Carmella. Carmella is a tough competitor, Stephanie may be good, but she would need to be at the top of her game with her eyes on the prize in order to beat Carmella, and I donít see that as happening.

||& Eric &||
Do you feel at a bit of an advantage, since all the other divas have matches this weekend and you get to rest up, and donít risk getting injured.

*~* Torrie *~*
Yeah maybe a little, it is good that I donít risk getting hurt, but to get in that ring time, and gain more mat experience and practice my moves would be nice too.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Just then the front door can be heard opening and Bryan, Chrissy and Lucas walk in their arms full of bags.

||% Lucas %||
We brought home dinner!

||& Eric &||
Great cause Iím starving, whatíd you get?

||$ Bryan $||
CPKÖ the usual.. BBQ Chicken pizza, Tosada pizza, Thai Pizza, Vegetarian pizza, BBQ Chopped Chicken salad, shrimp rolls, and shrimp and chicken lettuce wraps.

||* Chrissy *||
I called Jon on the way here, he says heís on his way. **she says as she starts unpacking the food**

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Torrie gets up and starts grabbing dishes and utensils and sets the table, while Chrissy takes out the containers from the bags. Bryan had settled down on the couch and was watching football with Eric, while Lucas had run upstairs with the bags he had brought in. Jonathan walked through the door just as Torrie was calling up the stairs for Lucas to come down and eat. He gives Torrie a quick hug as he makes his way into the dinning room, where Eric, Bryan, and Chrissy were already seated.

||# Jonathan #||
Thanks for waiting jackasses, I said I was on my way.

*~* Torrie *~*
Watch your language **Torrie said walking into the dinning room and taking a seat in between Jonathan and Eric**

||% Lucas %||
Hey Uncle Jon!

||# Jonathan #||
Luke Duke my main man! Whatís up?

||% Lucas %||
Uncle Bryan and Aunt Chrissy took me Christmas shopping today and we stopped and saw Santa.

||& Eric &||
I thought you already saw Santa, didnít Torrie go with you to see Santa earlier in the week.

||% Lucas %||
Yeah, but I changed my mind about what I wanted for Christmas, so I needed to tell Santa.

*~* Torrie *~*
Oh and what was it that you asked Santa for today?

||* Chrissy *||
Thereís no getting it out of him Tor, Bry and I tried all day, but the little man just wonít budge.

||% Lucas %||
Itís a secret, only Santaís allowed to know.

||# Jonathan #||
Aww come on you can tell your Uncle J, just me **he said messing up Lukeís hair**

||% Lucas %||
You promise you wonít tell? You canít tell anyone! **Lucas leans in and whispers something in Jonathanís ear**

*~* Torrie *~*
Hey hey hey! Both of you know itís not polite to tell secrets and whisper in front of others.

||% Lucas %||
Sorry Torrie.

||# Jonathan #||
Yeah but this was one hell of a secret, thatís a good Christmas wish LukeÖ but I dunno about it happening thoughÖ

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
They continued their dinner and since it was getting late, Bryan and Chrissy left. Eric had headed up to bed and so did Lucas. Torrie was left cleaning up alone, as Jonathan sat watching her drinking a beer.

||# Jonathan #||
You wanna know what Luke asked Santa for Christmas? **Torrie didnít answer, she continued to clean** He asked Santa for you to be the Womenís Champion and that you get married to Tony and that Tony adopts him so you guys could be a family.

*~* Torrie *~*
**Torrie stopped cleaning, she threw the towel she was drying dishes with onto the counter and placed the last dish back in the cupboard and walked over and took a seat next to Jonathan** Are you serious? Jonathan donít mess with me, cause its not funny.

||# Jonathan #||
Nope, not messing with you lil sis, thatís what the little man wants for Christmas.

*~* Torrie *~*
Oh godÖ How am I to tell him that that wonít be happeningÖ itís like only one part of the three could I make possible, and the other twoÖ

||# Jonathan #||
Like I told Luke at dinner I dunno about it happening. But what do you mean about that you can get the womenís title. You donít have a match on Sunday, itís Stephanie McMahon versus Carmella, so you canít get the womenís title by Christmas.

*~* Torrie *~*
Oh but there you are wrong brother dearest, a week from Saturday Wes is holding the first ever Wes Ikedaís Christmas eve of destruction and itís a diva battle royal, pretty much all the divas on the roster in the ring going at it for the Womenís Championship. Itíll be hardcore where we use household appliances to beat each other senseless.

||# Jonathan #||
Well for once, your Martha Stewart like craziness just may pay off for you. Youíll have an advantage over those other girls who probably have never picked up a duster let alone a spatula.

*~* Torrie *~*
True, I know my way around the kitchen and can mop the floor with my opponents both literally and figuratively, I just have to be careful, cause not one of them in there likes me, unlike Carmella who has made friends with Michelle McCool, I donít have anyone to watch my back. But J, what am I going to do?

||# Jonathan #||
Thatís easy, youíre going to use the household appliances and hit your opponents with them, knocking them out, injuring them whatever you choose, and then pick up the win, come on Torrie, itís a no brainer hello!

*~* Torrie *~*
No, I meant about Lucas and what he asked Santa forÖ heís going to be crushedÖ

||# Jonathan #||
Well if youíre that worried why donít you just propose to that old fogey boy toy of yours.

*~* Torrie *~*
Heís not an old fogey! Jon, youíre older than he is!

||# Jonathan #||
Yeah well he acts like heís in his sixtiesÖ

*~* Torrie *~*
Well you act like youíre 18, and I canít.

||# Jonathan #||
You canít what? You cant ask him to marry you? **he smirks, pleased knowing that atleast his sister isnít totally enslaved by that damn ikeda (Jonathanís thought not mine, I <3 the ikedas MmmMmmmM wes *drool* mmmmMmMmM badd boy double hotness) **

*~* Torrie *~*
Oh shush! Wipe that stupid grin off of your face! Itís not because I donít want to, I would well actually I wouldnítÖ I dunno Iíve always thought it proper a man ask, besides I donít want to ruin anything things have been rocky as is. Hell it must look pretty bad from an outside view of our relationship.

||# Jonathan #||
**His smile widened** Why do you say that baby girl? **faking sympathy, but showing his interest **

*~* Torrie *~*
Stop patronizing me, its cause today Jason Reso hit on me.

||# Jonathan #||
So what guys hit on you all the time, thatís nothing new.

*~* Torrie *~*
No, but he knows of my relationship with Tony and wellÖ yeahÖ he thought that he stood a chance cause things seemed rockyÖ and oh god Jon, I did something stupid, that can be misconstrued and totally mess everything up.

||# Jonathan #||
It canít be that bad, what did you do?

*~* Torrie *~*
I hugged Jason and told him we all love him and yeahÖ but it was just cause he was punching a hole in the wall and it was just like

||# Jonathan #||
You were trying to control me. Heh **he smirked** So what, it was nothing.. besides Jason Reso has nothing on me, his little temper tantrums are that of a two year old compared to what Iím capable of unleashing.

*~* Torrie *~*
JONATHAN! Your outbursts are nothing to be proud of! So you think everything between Tony and I will be okaes?

||# Jonathan #||
Donít worry your pretty little head about the badd boy, just concentrate on your upcoming match.

Sunday, December 18,2005: EBWFíS PPV Armageddon

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
It was the night of Armageddon and even though Torrie didnít have a match that night she headed to the arena to watch the show. She sat in the back and watched the matches intently, finally the main event was being shown, she smiled as she saw Tony make his way to the announce booth and take a seat next to Wes. It was a pure pleasure to see Tony looking absolutely marvelous sitting there doing play by play, any time he graced the screen was a treat, but this seemed extra special for some reason. Torrie sat and watched carefully the well matched fight, watching the grueling long hard fought battle with careers on the line. Her heart raced just watching a monumental match such as that, and then seeing Shannon Moore pick up the three count and Wes taunting poor Christian, poor Jason she thought to herself, being utterly humiliated out there like that. He did cross some lines putting on his Ace/Fred/Shannon at the Peep show skit, and used the chair when he didnít really have to, but no one deserved to treated like that, not after such a detrimental loss, costing him his job. She sighed as she shut off the monitor and went in search of Tony, she wanted to see him more than anything right now. She hoped se could catch him, she rushes through the hall heading towards the ring, and is ecstatic when she sees him walking down the hall.

*~* Torrie *~*
**she does a little cat call whistling, checking him out, as he approached her** Heehee hey! Iím glad I caught you, I was wondering if we could talk a bit..

||%The Badd Boy %||
Sure, what's on your mind.

*~* Torrie *~*
Umm wellÖ I just wanted to tell you about somethingÖ cause I didnít want it to like resurface and be like ooo I was trying to hide it from you, cause I wasnít. its.. just that well earlier this week at the house showÖ I was talking to Jason ResoÖ and well he kinda flew off the hanger and well I did somethingÖ something that I wouldnít usually do, but I kinda went into what Eric, Bry, and I call ďcalm down Jonathan modeĒ and well I hugged Jason and told him we all love him and that to please stop for meÖ **she says it fast blurting it all out **

||%The Badd Boy %||
*He raised an eyebrow and pushed a strand of hair back from her face.* That's what I love about you Tor. You care about people. Just don't be too naiive. Okay? For me?

*~* Torrie *~*
But Tony, its just he really is a good person, well outside the ring, in the ring some of what he says and doesÖ well pretty much everything he says and does goes against what I believe in and I donít really think its all too nice, but outside he has to be a good guy.. and yeah I just wanted to tell you, cause knowing this business, everything gets misconstrued and your words get all mixed around and turned against you, and you cant say or do anything. I just.. well yeah.. But umm yeah, I was just wondering.. if youíre not doing anything, well not to say that you wouldnít be doing anything, I meanÖ if you wantÖ umm you can heehee.. what I mean is did you want to come celebrate Christmas with me and the guys?

||%The Badd Boy %||
Well, he's gone now. So we don't have to worry about that... and... yeah. I think I would really like that. *He leaned forward and kissed her on the cheek.* Anything else?

*~* Torrie *~*
Yeah I wanted to tell you how hot you looked out there, JR better watch out, cause the fans just may demand that the Badd Boy be the permanent announcer. I know Iíd sure love it. **she said smiling**

||%The Badd Boy %||
*He grinned.* Eh, you know I got enough to do as it is, but I'll talk to you as much as you want. *He winked at her.*

*~* Torrie *~*
Oh well I wouldnít be saying things you donít plan on following through with Mr. Ikeda, cause I could keep you here forever. But I know youíre a busy man and have yet another pay per view to get ready for not to mention Christmas shopping, unless youíre one of those few good people who have all of theirs done already, so Iíll let you go for now.... **she smirks** but the next time I see you I think Iím going to keep you for a while.. so donít be surprised when I kidnap you and donít let you go.

||%The Badd Boy %||
*He grabbed her by the chin and leaned down kissing her on the lips.* Believe me, I look forward to it. Bye Tor, and good luck at Christmas Eve of Destruction. Try not to hurt yourself...

*~* Torrie *~*
**his kiss sent her body into shock and her heart raced and she felt invincible** Heehee byeÖ thanksÖ heehee oh god that man drives me wild **she said under her breath as she walked towards the parking garage**

Tuesday, December 20, 2005.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Torrie sat in front of a pile of Christmas wrap, boxes, ribbon, markers, a hot glue gun, and a various little decorative knickknacks. She was wrapping of her Christmas presents, when Eric walked into the room.

||& Eric &||
Hey what are you doing? Shouldnít you be training for you match or something?

*~* Torrie *~*
Oh I am, donít you see, Iím using this household appliance otherwise known as the hot glue gun and getting some practice with it, heehee **she said teasingly ** donít worry Bubba, Iím not letting this opportunity slip through my fingers.

||& Eric &||
Hey whatís this *he said picking up one of the papers that was on the floor and reading it** A donation has been made in your name to support two orphans in Africa for a year. Attached are photos and letters from the children you are helping make a difference in their livesÖ Whatís this Tor?

*~* Torrie *~*
This year, I decided to fund orphans for everyone as a Christmas gift.

||& Eric &||
Ehhh thatís sweet of you baby girl, but I donít know how happy some people like **cough** Jonathan **cough** will be to receive this as a present.

*~* Torrie *~*
Donít worry, I got everyone something else as well. This year I felt like I needed to really spread the wealth, you know. Its like Iíve had such a great year, with everything, its like granted there were some hard times too, like Kikiís death and all, but I was blessed with good health, and family and friends who love me, not to mention it was a great year for all of my businesses, making more than healthy profits. So I thought why not give some loving to people who truly need it.

||& Eric &||
Iím surprised you didnít straight out adopt a couple of kids yourself. You know be like Angelina, adopt a couple of kids from out of the country, but instead you went all Oprah and just ďadoptedĒ them in the sense of financially supporting them. But hey thatís cool, I know how it is, you donít have time for lots of kids with your schedule.

*~* Torrie *~*
Yeah, I feel bad as it is that I donít get to spend more time with Luke, but after I retire from wrestling, I plan on adopting a few kids of my own.

||& Eric &||
Retiring from wrestling?

*~* Torrie *~*
Iím just saying that in the FUTURE, the far distant future when I retire from wrestling, not now, that I plan on adopting some children. I donít want you to go out and tell the world Torrieís retiring from wrestling, because that is far from the truth, though I have a feeling my opponents wish I would retire. Carmella keeps mentioning that I am ďoldĒ, itís like just because Iím a veteran within the company and am not some newbie rookie fresh off the streets, doesnít make me old. Iím not even middle aged yet, and yet apparently Iím old. But you know what they say youíre only as old as you feel, and I feel like Iím in my early twenties again, especially when Iím around Tony. Itís like you know what I donít getÖ is why Carmella believes that I would be jealous of her?

||& Eric &||
Because sheís delusionalÖ you know what I think, I think that sheís jealous of you.

*~* Torrie *~*
**Torrie looks up at him, intrigued by what he has to say** and how so Ö

||& Eric &||
Well look, youíre a successful entrepreneur with not one but three successful businesses, a boyfriend that even she herself has mentioned is one of the hottest men in the business, a pretty stellar wrestling career, loyal and adoring fans, family and friends who love you, not to mention youíre smart, savvy, sweet, caring, brilliant, beautiful, strong, independent, everyone loves you, guys want to get with you and girls want to be you, which is case and point why Carmella wishes she were you, because she is jealous of all that you are and have accomplished in your life. Look she puts down the fact that you were in playboy, trying to establish herself as the only successful playboy bunny in the EBWF, and when you donít seem to care she becomes upset because it didnít get to you, because you did it just for fun, where as she did it to get attention. And look she makes fun of your clothing company only to start her own, the girl is trying to be you. I believe the only reason why she doesnít like you and is so mean to you is because she is jealous and is so similar to you.

*~* Torrie *~*
True, she is a fairly intelligent girl, with the desire and determination to get what she sets her mind to, and she is very pretty, but Eric, she is loud, rude, mean, two faced, she flirts with the interviewers. I mean look she flirts with Josh Mathews and Michael Cole, and sucks up to Lillian Garcia; she tries to be all Ms. Nice girl but anybody can see through her act. And she acts all tough, but look Josh scared her because wait she said he snuck up on her, and her assistant scared her too because wait she snuck up on her too. Its like hmm anytime sheís scared, its because someone snuck up on her. Well if she continues to underestimate me, and I go in there beat the holy crap out of her dressed up in who knows what costume the fans are going to pick, and clobber her with household appliances. What is she going to say that it was just because I snuck up on her, she is just full of excuses, she tries to act like sheís perfect, but sheís not and sooner or later sheís going to have to realize that.

Saturday, December 24, 2005: The night of Wes Ikedaís Christmas Eve of Destruction

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
The cameras are down at ringside with JR and King.

||@ JR @||
Welcome to the first ever Wes Ikedaís Christmas Eve of Destruction, the first ever interactive EBWF pay per view, where every match will no doubt leave the participants, bruised and bloody. In fact we have ambulances and medics standing by, for tonight is bound to be one blood bath. Iím JR alongside King, and I canít wait to get this show started, weíve got some great matches lined up tonight such as Shannon Moore fresh off of his win at Armageddon this past Sunday, where he defeated Christian, forcing Christian out of the EBWF, facing off against none other than David Flair for the hardcore title. Will Shannon Moore capture the gold, or will the young Flair hold onto the title, weíll see later on tonight.

||@ King @||
And the match Iím looking forward to most! The divaís fulfill your fantasy good housekeeping match! Oh boy! Puppies!

||@ JR @||
I wonder what the fans voted to have the lovey ladies of the EBWF wear tonight?

||@ King @||
I know I voted to have them dress as school girls, but anything they wear will look great, for here in the EBWF we have some of the sexiest, hottest divas in the world.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Just then the lights begin to dim as pink and white pyros explode, liquid nitrogen fog covers the stage as ďLadyĒ blasts through the sound system and the crowd goes wild, the entire arena erupting into applause, as Torrie Wilson, appears at the top of the ramp. Wearing a white Clothes over Broís tank top paired with a green clothes over bros skirt and black stilettos, Torrie makes her way down the ramp and towards the ring.

||@ King @||
And hereís one of my favorite divas Torrie Wilson! Woo Hoo! MmMm does she look good tonight, or what.. itís like Torrie come visit us for a bit. Teach us some good housekeeping

||@ JR @||
She looks good every night King, and Iíd be careful because look at the last guy that hit on Torrie, heís gone from the EBWF.

||@ King @||
Heh.. Christian being fired had nothing to do with him hitting on Torrie, and besides Iím not the one Torrie wanted to have replaced, thatís right old boy rumor around the back was that Torrie wants you gone.

||@ JR @||
Well as always King, youíre all wrong, what Ms. Wilson really said was that she liked President Badd Boy out here announcing.

||* Lillian *||
Ladies and Gentlemen, making her way to the ring, from Boise, Idaho, the blonde bombshell herself TORRIE WILSON!

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Torrie climbs into the ring and taunts the crowd by circling the ring, blowing kisses. She walks over to Lillian and takes the microphone from her and waits as the crowd begins to quiet down, as she waits she pushes back a lock of her golden blonde hair.

*~* Torrie *~*
Tonight for the first time ever I will be participating in what can only be deemed a womenís hardcore match up. Iím sure that there will be no holding back when it comes down to it. And Iím positive that the Divaís fulfill your fantasy good housekeeping match will not only be everyoneís favorite but one of the most talked about matches of the night! For not only have you the fans been able to pick out what we wear, but youíll get to see all of us divas rolling around in the ring, attacking one another with household appliance, this is the first ever match of its kind. And I know that like myself, none of the other divas have ever participated in a hardcore match up, and some of them may be afraid to spill a little blood, but not me. Iím ready to get down and dirty, and spill a little no make that a lot of blood, the mat will be stained a lovely shade of crimson when I am done with the other girls. I maybe known to be little ms nice girl, but hey I can be just as hardcore if not tougher than all the other divas combined! It will be a shame that while, I spend Christmas with my family and Tony, the other girls will be sitting all alone in the hospital hooked up to IVs and have feeding tubes inserted into them, because after Iím through with them theyíll have their mouths wired shut, every bone in their bodies will be broken or fractured and they will be wishing they never set foot into the ring with me tonight.

Tonight pretty much ever diva in the EBWF locker room will be participating in this little match upÖ thereís Michelle McCool, Christy Hemme, Stephanie McMahon and Carmella DeCesare, who will be defending her title. Letís see who to start with first I guess, Iíll go in order.. Michelle McCool. Now lets see you just arrived here within the EBWF a few weeks ago, have yet to say anything reallyÖ havenít won a matchÖ was a diva search reject like Carmella, showing that America didnít really like you. Hmmm well there isnít much to say about youÖ except the fact that it must have been pretty embarrassing to have your match pulled off the air because it was THAT BORING! Sweetie take some advice from me, knowing a few moves isnít going to get your very far in this business, it makes for a very boring match, when matches are boring, the fans arenít pleased, when the fans arenít pleased that means youíre not doing your job, and youíre disgracing the womenís division as a whole. Youíre making not only a bad name for yourself but the womenís division and the EBWF as a whole, which has got to change. Iím out here to offer you this, if you would like I can teach you a thing or two, help you out, so that you will at least be a confident enough wrestler to make it through a match without losing and without it being pulled off the air, for youíve got some potential and Iíd like to see that be used, but your inexperience and lack of in ring ability is really going to hurt you in the long run. But if you donít want my help, Iím sure your friend Carmella would be glad to help you out, or you can even take some time off, go to a developmental camp, such as Deep South or OVW and learn a few moves, polish up the skills that you now possess and come back better than ever. But as of right now there is nothing impressive about you, youíre nothing but another talent less bimbo trying to pass herself off as a female wrestler, when in reality you should do us all a favor and stop wasting all of our time and realize what you really are, and thatís nothing more that a piece of meat here for ratings. Youíre here to walk around scantly clad, show your boobs and ass, and please the male viewers, youíre nothing but a piece of eye candy! Youíd have to be delusional if you even think that you stand a chance in hell at surviving yet alone beating me in this match!

And then there was Christy Hemme, the 2004 diva search winner, or otherwise known as the EBWFís resident jobber. Christy you were the other participant in the match with Michelle at Armageddon that was so bad that it got pulled off the air, which is just pathetic and sad. You are supposed to be somehow better than the diva search losers! Yet look, diva search reject, the girl who got runner up to you now has a better wrestling career then you have ever had, even holding the title, something you have yet to accomplish! Christy you have been here in the EBWF for long time now, yet you havenít won a single match, you hardly say anything, oh except for those few months earlier in the year when you were running your mouth, trying to start trouble, trying to get under my skin, even going as far as to try and seduce Tony. Christy you have yet to make any impact at all here in the EBWF, you are nothing but dead weight that needs to be cut. Tonight I plan on just doing that, by taking you out once and for all, for you donít belong here, youíre not good enough to be called an EBWF diva. You disgust me at the lack of heart you put forth here, and how you would disrespect the fans, your co-workers, and even all the way up to Tony and Wes, by putting on such shitty matches. For that is what you do, by making a mockery of the sport of wrestling, by going out there and making sloppy and poorly executed moves, youíre not only endangering your opponents, but you are just making a fool out of yourself. You should just do us all a favor and leave. Christy you have no skill or in ring talent to speak of what so ever! Hell I bet you couldnít wrestle your way out of a wet paper bag! There is no way that you can compete with someone with my in ring capability. I know every move there is to know and than some, and how to counter those moves! Christy youíre weak, you have no stamina or endurance to speak of whatsoever and wonít be able to last in the ring with me. You arenít even a real wrestler, you won a freaking contest, that unlike tough enough, was pretty much a popularity contest. So sorry honey, but unlike with the diva search competition, this isnít a popularity contest, this is a wrestling match, where there is going to be people who actually know how to wrestle! Where sorry to say it but youíre going to have your ass handed to you on a silver platter! Iím going to make you realize that this is not some kind of pansy ass match youíre in, this is going to be one downright nasty blood drawing fight, you will have things thrown at you, and be hit and taken out with major appliances! I will do everything in my power to win this match!

And then thereís the billion dollar princess Stephanie McMahonÖ At Armageddon you got hit with the badda bing badda boom and lost your chance to become the womenís champion once more. It seems as if someone must be looking out for you, for so quickly you get another opportunity to TRY and become the womenís champion. I say TRY, because thatís what youíll do try, you wonít become the new womenís champion. There is no way in hell that I am going to let any of you become the new womenís champion nor am I about to let Carmella retain her title. Stephanie, everyone saw how dedicated you were to the company by running out in the middle of an interview, and barely making it back in time for your match, that was truly irresponsible of you. You donít seem to know how to balance work and home life and that is one thing a womenís champion should be able to do and that is why you will never make a good womenís champion. That and you seem to lack the drive it takes to succeed. You seem to want things handed to you, for you are used to taking the easy route, but I assure you tonight will not be easy. Tonight you will be in for the fight of your life, you will be forced to see what a loser you truly are, and maybe then you will take up your fatherís offer to go back to the WWE. Stephanie you do nothing but cost the company money by having to pay someone to go out there and suck, where unlike me you donít even really bring in a crowd. While I on the other hand make this company money, I go above and beyond and bring in more money than I cost. Out there is hundreds of Blonde Bombshell fans, waiting for me to go out there and give them the show of a life time, beating all of you other divas till there is nothing left but a pile of blood and bones, becoming the new EBWF Womenís champion. I bet good money if you go out to the arena right now and took a poll of who they came to see, I bet you there would be a good number of fans out there that would say me Torrie Wilson! **The fans cheer and start chanting Torrie Torrie Torrie** And that there might be one or two people that would say Stephanie McMahon, Christy Hemme, Michelle McCool, or Carmella Decesare, if even that many people but they would just say that because they want to see you girls get your ass beaten into a bloody pulp. No one wants to see Stephanieís fat ass in whatever costume that the fans decide upon, because well lets face it she is disgusting! But than again, odds are sheíll think that she is too good to dress up, for sheís above all that, just like she thought herself to be above a gravy bowl match, itís like Stephanie, sure its degrading, sure most of us would rather not have to be in those types of matches, for heck you would never see a guy in one of those matches, but that is something that we must do. Its part of the job so quit your whining suck it up and just DO IT! You donít see me bitching about the matches Iím booked in now do you? Thatís because I love to wrestle, and I donít care what type of match that you throw me in, Iíll do it, and Iíll wrestle in it to the best of my abilities. For I go out there and give my heart and soul to what I am doing, I go out there to not only do what I enjoy and love to do, but to entertain the fans.

And then there is the Womenís Champion Carmella! Now I must admit that she is one hell of a wrestler, and a tough competitor, someone that we should all keep our eye on throughout the match. She is someone who I must admit I donít truly care for, and it is not because I am jealous of her, but more because she is not someone who is very nice, and the things she says about me just get under my skin. Carmella knows how to push my buttons, and rub me the wrong way. But Iím not going to let her get the better of me, she seems to think that I cannot handle pressure, but I thrive when I am under pressure. Iím used to it, look at some of the matches Iíve not only wrestled in, but won. Iíve wrestled at wrestlemania, something that Carmella cannot say sheís done, wrestlemania, the shows of all shows, something some wrestlers would consider a high pressure match up, successfully defending my title and retaining it. So tonight when the five of us step into the ring, I wouldnít underestimate the blonde bombshell as she has been in our other matches. Carmella may consider me to be useless, a weak link, dead weight, out of her league, well she couldnít be more wrong! How can I, someone who can actually wrestle, unlike her little friend Michelle, be useless in the ring? How can I be the weak link in the divas roster? How can I be dead weight? And out of her league.. more like sheís not even in my league that sheís playing a whole different sport! I may not be the womenís champion, I may have lost a few matches, but I am not way shape or form useless, dead weight or a weak link! She sees me as an extremely easy target, well she can try all she wants, but I am going to make sure that she does not walk out of the ring on her own two feet, yet alone with the Womenís title, Iíd go after an easier target, lets say a jobber with no talent or in-ring skill or capability at all like her fellow diva search contestants Christy and Michelle, but by her seeing me as these things and not seeing her fellow diva search contestants as such, just shows you that Carmella has a poor sense of judgment and cannot tell a true competitor from an easy pin. I see it as Carmella sees me as weak, because I am nice and am actually civil and have friends here in the EBWF, while sheÖ **Torrie scrunches up her nose** well lets just say I have a feeling that sheís going to be Santaís Naughty list and be receiving a piece of Coal in her stocking this year and has been there for quiet a while. I wonder if sheís ever been on Santaís nice listÖ its highly doubtful, for though she may try and act nice some of the time it is clear to see that she is just putting on a rouge, for she is just a tricky double crossing two faced bitch who is out for no good. Carmella is too wrapped up in being a playboy bunny, or wait a playboy queen, goddess whatever she is calling herself now days. She seems to think that being in playboy is some great big accomplishment, and that it makes her so successful that guys around the world are looking at her nude. Its like yes I did pose for them too, but I did it just for fun, for the kick of it, but it is plain to see that you on the other hand Carmella take it all too seriously. You think I am jealous of you because what youíre a playmate of the year or whatever, or that your magazines sold more then mine, well good for you but I could care less, unlike yourself, I am not an attention whore, I do not need to be in the spotlight twenty-four seven. You seem to think that I was tying to save face by talking down about the fact that I have been in Playboy, I have not been talking down about it, more like I donít need to mention it every time I have a match! I have other things that I can talk about, but thatís just me. You can think that I want to be you , who I see as someone who has no other definition of herself other than being able to pose nude in front of a camera, so that millions of men can oogle at her. She is the vainest person that I know! Everything is about looks to her, she calls me a Barbie doll and plastic, what because like many other women across the country even around the world, I have had breast augmentation, well fine then call me what you wish, I could care less, because yes I have had a boob job big deal! And oOoo yeah I caught the advice you were giving the makeup girl, and yeah **rolls her eyes** I thought about some of what you said.. and realized that youíre just jealous because of the fact that I am a natural beauty who doesnít need tons of makeup. Itís like I didnít need any concealer after our match, but I did buy you and all of the other divas in the match some, for all of you WILL need it, for I plan on pretty much destroying all of you in the ring, but makeup or concealer wont really help after Iím done with you. And ooo Carmella Carmella.. about that comment about me being a cheap slut, at least I donít go around flirting with engaged men, yeah I caught that little talk you had with Shannon MooreÖ you should be ashamed of yourself! But than again, its predictable coming from someone like you, you do dress the part of whory slut, by dressing like a two cent hooker, Iím surprised that the cops havenít hauled you in. But oh what took the cake and was totally you, for you always do seem to talk out of your ass, but I guess that is because your head is lodged too far up there to ever come out, is when you said that I like to eat lip gloss, and steal lip gloss from the company. For the record I do not eat lip gloss, nor do I steal lip gloss from the company. I am not a thief and I do not steal, I know that stealing is wrong, and find it utterly ridiculous that you would try and start a rumor such as that. And what nailed the nail in the coffin naming you Carmella not only Playmate of the year, but most superficial person here in the EBWF was the comment that you made saying that ugly and fat divas should really try and hide themselves as much as possible, and that I am the primary reason that you would say such a thing. I know it was meant to be an insult, but in all actuality it just showed that one all you care about is looks, when that has nothing to do with wrestling ability or talent what so ever. And if you think that I am fat you clearly have a misconception about body image, which is apparent by your body, for you do realize that it is unnatural for your ribs to stick out the way that they do, it is a sign that you are too skinny. I say this because it is a sign of an eating disorder and I donít want anyone to have to suffer through one the way I did. Though you may not be my favorite person in the world, I am still concerned about you and your weight. You are alarmingly skinny which can be dangerous. But what will be even more dangerous for you is to stand there and insult me, thinking that I wonít come and get you and make you take back all of the nasty down right lies that youíve said about me. You have recently launched your own clothing lineÖ **cough** talk about copying another wrestler **cough** Iíve seen some of your stuff, and well you wanted it to be cheap, but the fact of the matter is that it looks cheap! You pay for what you get and by the looks of your product you should be giving it away for free. ÖNow you had some nerve talking about my clothing line, a clothing line that stars such as Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Denise Richards, Jessica Simpson, Sienna Miller, Malinia Trump among others have been sporting and seen wearing all around the world saying that my designs look as if I stole it from a homeless person, and little known fact, is that though I do occasionally sport my own clothing line, it is mostly the lingerie that I wear, and not the actual apparel. So say what you want about the clothes I design, wear, whatever, all I can say is that I have a better fashion sense then you will ever have, and the only reason why you diss the way I dress is because you are jealous and cannot afford such stylish clothing. And I donít know where you get off making fun of the name of my store, Pinkyís Closet, or how to you it sounds like something a mouse would wear, a mouse would be lucky to be wearing clothes that are so couture. So say what you want, but I just like all the fans out there know that nothing that comes out of your mouth could possibly be the truth.

The One And Only Torrie Wilson