Picture This: The EBWF cameras open into a room full of stylish cloths and outfits that have colors ranging from black to light pink. Carmella DeCesare appears to be located in the middle of the room sitting on top of a table with her legs crossed and looking at the clothing hung up. She has on a pair of black jeans and a sleeveless turtleneck with white winter boots on. Carmella is looking carefully at the clothes, when all of a sudden her assistant quietly walks into the room and taps her on the shoulders from behind. Carmella jumps and turns around only to find her assistant behind her.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Damn it Audrey! Why must you scare the living daylights out of me! I did not hire you to scare my shitless. Can’t you see that I am in the middle of creating my line of clothing? I gotta work on The Ooh La La Carmella line of fashion before the fashion show and it’s extremely important alright? I promised people that this line of clothing will actually be worthy of wearing of people of all ages and I plan to keep my promise.
”La Assistant De DeCesare” Audrey: I am so sorry Miss. DeCesare. I know you have been a busy woman this week but you have a special guest who says he must see you as soon as he can who is sitting in the waiting area.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: I wasn’t informed that I had a special guest earlier this week. Could you kindly be a doll and tell him or her to come back later? You and I both know that the opening fashion show for my line of artwork is exactly next week. I cannot afford distractions.
”La Assistant De DeCesare” Audrey: I promise you that this special guest will give our company really good publicity. I think you should give him a shot. Come on!
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Alright, fine. If it will keep you from scaring me later on the day, you can invite this guest of mine to come in. What do I have to lose right? Bring him in as quickly as you can so I can get this over with.
”La Assistant De DeCesare” Audrey: Finally! You have decided to listen to me for once! I will be right back in a flash!
Picture This: Audrey tip toes and walks towards the door and exits the room. In a few minutes, Audrey comes in with a reporter from the Seventeen magazine! Once the report walks into the room, he looks at Carmella and ends up staring at her! Carmella smiles at the reporter and walks towards him and her assistant who is by the door.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Well hello and welcome to Miss. Diva, Ooh La La Carmella, the home of all designs fit to wear. I’m Carmella DeCesare the CEO of this company.
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: Oh my. You are seriously more gorgeous in person than on television. It’s an honor to meet you. My name is Craig and I work for Seventeen Magazine. The Editor-in-Chief of the magazine wanted me to interview you and your new fashion line that is coming out soon. It will most likely be our cover story for next month’s issue.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Well that is awesome! Don’t take this offensively, but I did not expect a male to say he works for the Seventeen Magazine. I was kind of expecting a girl since I use to read Seventeen when I was a teenager and growing up. It’s such a popular magazine for girls everywhere you know.
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: I get that a lot so don’t feel that you are being offensive. But you gotta admit; it is nice to have the opinion of a male for a girlie magazine like this one. Plus, the Editor-in-Chief hand picked me for this story. It was probably due to the fact that many of the female staff for the Seventeen magazine are just a tad intimated by a beauty like yourself.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Thank you. That is really sweet for you to say. Why don’t we have a sit over there and talk about what you want to know about my fashion line shall we?
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: Absolutely. I’ll follow your lead.
”La Assistant De DeCesare” Audrey: And I will be located at the front desk. Ciao people!
Picture This: Audrey leaves the room and then Carmella and Craig walks towards the middle of the room, where they both sit on top of the desk where Carmella sat earlier. Carmella crosses her legs while sitting on the table and Craig gets out his notepad and his pen and looks around the room taking a few notes about the designer clothing that he sees.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: So do you see anything that has caught your eye yet?
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: Yeah, that white bubble jacket in the corner. Tell me about that.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: That is actually one of the very first articles of clothing I designed through the whole time. As you can see, we are in the season of winter and people, especially the young and the sexy like to rock bubble jackets. So, I created this bubble jacket for the young Carmella Divas in the making. I love how I made two small front pockets on the jacket. So now, when it’s cold and what not, girls can carry their cellular phone, and lip gloss in those pockets!
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: Now that’s creativity. So what made you decide to create and manage your own fashion line?
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Well first and foremost, many young viewers know me as the Playboy Cover Girl as well as the EBWF Women’s Champion in the sports entertainment industry. I apologize for not carrying my Women’s Championship Title with me today to show you my lovely piece of gold. Actually Audrey is taking good care of my precious baby. A lot of young viewers, especially girls like the outfits that I wear but many of them probably cannot afford it because no one is really made of gold. Therefore, I wanted to create my own clothing line with my funky and freshness and sell them at prices that won’t break anyone’s piggy banks. As you can see I am totally for the people.
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: That is very interesting. I think you are the very first celebrity superstar to actually say that.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Well, when you have so many young girl who admire your status in the beautified world, you kind of get the drive to want to do something special for them. I want it to be known that I am different from the other girls in the wrestling and Playboy industry. I like to bring out a comfortable vibe, not a vibe that is cocky and bitchy. Hence, why I am one of the most hated and envied chicks in both EBWF and back at the Playboy mansion.
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: How do you get inspiration to create the designs that youdo?
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: It’s simple. Every piece of clothing article that you see hung up before you shows you a piece of my personality. Take that black knee-length skirt with a slit on the side for example. That skirt is basically saying, hey I can look pretty casual and sexy at the same time. Underneath it, you see my a few different styles of stilettos that I came up with. First and foremost, I love stilettos. They make females a goddess, plus well, I look good in them. As you can see, these stilettos you see before you are designed in such a way that you cannot find them anywhere else. Once the ladies put on pair of Carmella stilettos, they know they have stolen the spotlight from anyone and everyone.
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: What are some events you have planned for the introduction of your fashion line to the public?
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Next week, I will be hosting a fashion show where a few of my most classy pieces of articles of clothing will be up for bidding. All the money raised will be donated in a new project that my company and I are working on. By next year, Miss Diva, Ooh La La Carmella’s fashion line is looking to give out a full tuition scholarship to young girls in hopes of becoming a lovely diva. Furthermore, some of my closest Playboy Bunny friends will be wearing my clothing line and we are going to do a run way for those that will be attending the fashion show. If you like, I will give you two tickets so you and a guest can attend my very first fashion show of the year.
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: That would be phat! I’ll thank you advanced then.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: It’s no problem. As you can see, I am working very hard and diligently to make this happen. I promised my fans that a banging fashion line will be coming out and that is exactly what I am going to deliver in about a week. I would never dream about disappointing my fans.
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: Aside from your newest project, I am sure you are a busy woman in the other aspects of your career. Is there anything special or a significant event coming up that you will take part in?
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Well as always, the Extreme Best Wrestlers Federation has a monthly pay-per-view. This month the pay-per-view is called Armageddon. As the New EBWF Women’s Champion, it is my line of duty to defend my EBWF Women’s Championship Title. This event will also take place a little later tonight.
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: So is it safe to say that you are a bit nervous about that?
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Absolutely, positively NOT! Come on now. Let’s think about this for a moment. I have worked hard to get to where I am now in the Extreme Best Wrestlers Federation. Every week, I prepare myself to bring entertainment and joy to the lives of my fans. Now, I am almost certain that the Carmelicious fans will be cheering me on tonight. So what if this is my very first time defending my EBWF Women’s Championship Title? I’m going to make sure that I defend MY EBWF Women’s Championship successfully. I haven’t disappointed my fans just yet, nor do I feel like disappointing them by losing the EBWF Women’s Championship Title.
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: So exactly who is the unlucky girl that will be facing you tonight?
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Her name is Stephanie McMahon. I am sure you have heard of her from one person or another.
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: No, not really. If the young Seventeen readers are not interested in her, we do not ever feature her in the magazine nor do the staff read up about her.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Well then, I will briefly describe her and tell you some facts about her so you can understand my opponent for tonight better. First and foremost, Stephanie and I have a very long past. From the day I signed the contract with the EBWF owners, she been out to get me. This is probably because unlike the other ladies in the company, I do not get scared of rich bitches like her. As a matter of fact, I can’t stand rich and snobby girls like Stephanie McMahon. She flashes money like it’s a condom at a house party. Stephanie and I have encountered one another in the ring before on numerous occasions. This is the first time where we are in the ring together and the EBWF Women’s Championship Title is put on the line. I’ve beaten Stephanie on a few occasions; therefore I am not nervous about wrestling her in the ring. As long as I keep my cool and make absolutely no mistakes, it will be fine. After all Stephanie is not as focused as me. She can be easily distracted so to speak. Therefore, I am really not worried.
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: Your spirit and confidence really brightens up the room. Well, thank you for the lovely talk. I will definitely write as much as I can about you and your newest project in next month’s issue of Seventeen. I am sure many teenage girls will purchase your sexy designer clothing. If you ever start to make men clothing, let me know. I want to be pimped by Carmella, if you know what I mean.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Yes I do. Thank you for taking the time and your interest in the Miss. Diva, Ooh La La Carmella fashion line.
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: Oh and one more thing before I leave. May I get your contact information incase I need some more information for the featured article or even if I ever want to invite you out for some coffee or something.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Absolutely. Here is my card. –Carmella slips her hand in her back pocket and takes out her business card.- This is my business with my email address and cellular phone number. Feel free to contact me love.
”The Seventeen Magazine Reporter” Craig: Catch you later sexy.
Picture This: Carmella and Craig shakes hands with each other and Carmella gives Craig, the reporter a goodbye kiss on the cheek. He smiles at her and his cheeks begin to turn pink, indicating that he was blushing. He slowly walks backwards to the door looking at Carmella and almost bumped into the wall. He takes on last look at her and then leaves the room. The EBWF cameras slowly begins to fade.
Picture This: It is late in the afternoon. Carmella DeCesare has just entered the EBWF arena for the day in preparation for her match later on tonight. As Carmella enters the EBWF arena, she walks into the lobby area of the arena. She walks over to the counter and checks herself in for the night. After Carmella checks in, she turns around has the intention of walking into the direction of the employee backstage area that is on the other side of the arena. Just as Carmella turns around, a person to the left bumps into her. Carmella turns around and sees Michelle McCool.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: You have got to be kidding me? Why the hell did you just bump into me? I would think after our encounter on Monday that you would be hiding in the bushes. Why are you here tonight?
”The Rookie Diva” Michelle McCool: No offense Miss. Diva, but you are really hostile sometimes. Why wouldn’t I be here tonight? Like you, I too have a match for Armageddon. I haven’t done anything to you but get placed into a match with you on Raw. So how about cutting me some slack tonight.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Okay, we will do things your way. I’ll be kind, but don’t take my kindness as a weakness. Girls like you I can practically see right through. Therefore, don’t mess with me or you will be sorry.
”The Rookie Diva” Michelle McCool: Don’t you worry Carmella. I know about the other divas around here and what they say about you. In my opinion, I just think they are jealous of you. And let’s think about this. You and I are actually better off becoming friends. You and I had our first wrestling big break through the same competition and I never thought there were any hard feelings between us. Maybe there was some hard feelings between Christy Hemme and us, but never us.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Maybe you have a point there for a change. So who are you facing tonight at Armageddon?
”The Rookie Diva” Michelle McCool: Christy Hemme, and you?
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Speaking of the devil. –Carmella lets out a chuckle.- I got the feisty old bitch Stephanie McMahon.
”The Rookie Diva” Michelle McCool: I am not sure who has it worst. Is me facing that dork Christy Hemme or you facing daddy’s little brat worst.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: I would say it is about a tie. Good luck in your match with Christy Hemme. I mean, yeah she sucks as a wrestler. We both figured that out during the Diva Search Competition, but she can throw a few punches when she gets mad. I do suggest you work out for a few minutes in the weight training room just to prep yourself before your match with Christy Hemme.
”The Rookie Diva” Michelle McCool: I’m not worried though. I think it’s going to be really easy actually. Plus it is the first match to start off Armageddon.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Since it is the first match, I am sure you do not want to pull a muscle. You should definitely just work your arms a little bit. You can just power punch the crap out of Christy and win the match then don’t you think?
”The Rookie Diva” Michelle McCool: That’s not a bad idea. I’ll take you up on your advice. And what about you and your match with Stephanie McMahon?
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: If I had to predict, my match is going to be a breeze. It’s Stephanie McMahon we are talking about. She is so predictable that it is going to hurt my wrestling ability.
”The Rookie Diva” Michelle McCool: Since you are the Women’s Champion and this is for the EBWF Women’s Championship Title, you might have your work cut out for you. Besides, Stephanie is known to be a sneaky human being. I’m sure she is going to come up with a plan to steal that EBWF Women’s Championship Title from under your nose even if the referee do raise your hand in victory.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that when I win the match, Stephanie McMahon is going to try her hardest to somehow take my Women’s Championship Title even if the Championship Title is not hers.
”The Rookie Diva” Michelle McCool: That’s a McMahon for you.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Yeah, you are right. But it doesn’t matter. Stephanie is not Women’s Champion material. If she tries to outwrestle me, I will come back and get her in any way possible. I am a very brilliant individual that has the goal of not losing to a stuck up bitch anytime soon.
”The Rookie Diva” Michelle McCool: Now that’s some inspiration for us divas who want a piece of that action in EBWF.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: I’m sure you are going to make a name for yourself in this line of business. But I shall warn you now. If you come near my EBWF Women’s Championship Title or ever get a match with me and my Women’s Championship Title is on the line, I am not going to be the Miss. Nicey Nice person you see now. I do not play around when it comes to wrestling in the ring and the EBWF Women’s Championship. I feel I have earned and deserve the EBWF Women’s Championship Title and unless someone proves me wrong, I plan on staying the Women’s Champion.
”The Rookie Diva” Michelle McCool: Well if we ever meet in a match again, I promise I’ll give you a better match than last time on Raw.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Good and I am holding you to your word. Anyway, I must get going. I got to prepare myself for tonight. I know it’s gonna be hectic, plus I want to enter the ring with the heifer Stephanie McMahon with a clear mind. Ciao!
Picture This: Carmella blows a kiss to Michelle McCool and walks pass her. She makes her way pass a few employees that work in the arena. The EBWF cameras show a few seconds of Carmella walking in the lobby because fading away slowly.
Picture This: "I’m Sprung" by Hip-Hop superstar T-Pain begins blasting on the EBWF PA System! The EBWF fans are going wild when this entrance theme song is blazin' through the arena. The arena turns pitch black, as a bright white spotlight begins to travel quickly on the top ramp where the EBWF superstars and divas come out to the ring. In a few seconds, bright pink and white lights begin to flicker towards the direction of the top ramp. The gorgeous brunette beauty Carmella DeCesare strut her stuff while walking slowly onto the top ramp as the spotlight is set straight on her. The lovely diva is wearing as seen wearing a tan knee-length skirt with a white lacey sleeve-lee blouse. As the spotlight hits her, natural colored make-up is seen applied on her face. She has her hair straighten with honey brown and light red highlights and has her hair parted in the center. The EBWF fans also see Carmella wearing a pair of white stilettos, with a matching handbag, along with a Playboy necklace and charm bracelet. And to show off her newest accomplishment in the EBWF, Carmella has her EBWF Women’s Championship Title placed on her right shoulder. The Playboy Goddess appears on the top ramp blowing a kiss into the crowd as she poses for a few moments.
Picture This: After making a public appearance in front of the EBWF fans, Carmella goes backstage and walks into the EBWF superstar lounge. Carmella walks over to the couch and takes a seat on the couch. She looks at the coffee exactly in front of the coffee table. On top of the coffee table, and see the schedule and line up of Armageddon. Carmella eyes the list and out of no where Michael Cole sits down right next to her on the couch.
”Mr. Cutie” Michael Cole: So I see someone is trying to get a sneak peak of tonight’s show aren’t we my love?
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: I don’t need a sneak peak of Armageddon Michael. I know who is involved in the pay-per-view and I don’t want to sound self-absorbed but I really only care about my match tonight and no one else. And besides, everyone involved in Armageddon are in the weight training room preparing for their matches. So let me ask you a question Michael. You seem to always catch up with me during a huge event happening around here. Are you stalking me?
”Mr. Cutie” Michael Cole: I wouldn’t call it stalking. I rather call it just meeting each other monthly. If everyone that has a match tonight is in the weight lifting room training, why are you just sitting here?
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Because I have trained enough for a whole week basically. And plus, I am a girlie girl. I don’t want to get really buff for no reason. I am not like other divas here, so I do not wish to look like a man.
”Mr. Cutie” Michael Cole: Working out does not turn you into a man over night. It takes time and it’s not like you live, breathe and sleep in the weight room. You will be fine.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: I’m fine right about now too. So am I going to get some time to myself or are you going to bother me all night up until my match begins?
”Mr. Cutie” Michael Cole: You know I am always here to give you some moral support. I saw you in the ring earlier and boy do you look tense. You feeling okay? It looks like little old Stephanie McMahon got you all worked up.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Let’s just say that Stephanie McMahon knows how to push people’s buttons, especially my buttons. I cannot recall a time where Stephanie and I faced each other in a match and she didn’t open her big, fat, smelly mouth and flapped her gums about me. It guess irritating you know. Since she has that really high pitched voice, it is really hard not to get annoyed. Her presence just gets you down and all gloomy for the night. I can’t wait until my match with her is over. I just want to knock some sense into that hallow head of hers and call it a night.
”Mr. Cutie” Michael Cole: Do not get yourself overworked for nothing. You are the EBWF Women’s Champion. Although I am an interviewer and I am not supposed to be biased, I sense that you can hold on to the EBWF Women’s Championship Title for a long time. You are a focused women with a lot of sugar and spice.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: And how long exactly did it take you to figure that out huh? Actually thanks for the compliments. They mean a lot, especially since you are the most handsome guy that has the job of interviewing the EBWF superstars and divas.
”Mr. Cutie” Michael Cole: You are a very sassy sweet talker. No wonder there are so many guys out there who would die to be your man.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Is that why I also have girls dying to see me fail and fall flat on my face horribly too?
”Mr. Cutie” Michael Cole: It’s just jealousy and it is all part of the game.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: That is why I like the quotation “Don’t hate the game, hate the player.” I’ll be okay though. I know how to play the diva game around here very well. I learned after having so many matches with the same girls over and over again. To a certain extent, I am really bored with the match I will be having tonight against Stephanie McMahon. I have had to face her like a gazillion times. It just feels so repetitive at times. I mean, I am excited in defending my EBWF Women’s Championship Title for the very first time because it is going to help me shine and show everyone my capabilities in the ring, but still. Facing the daddy’s little brat is a horrible thing to do. I cannot picture anyone in their right mind that would want to wrestle Stephanie McMahon. She is constantly complaining and always has an excuse for her failures.
”Mr. Cutie” Michael Cole: My suggestion would be coming up with a way to shut her pothole completely. Don’t wrestle the same way you would in other matches. Introduce Stephanie to a new style of wrestling and see if she can handle the heat.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: You are absolutely right. I do not know why I didn’t think of that earlier.
”Mr. Cutie” Michael Cole: That is because I am not a wrestler myself and I am able to see the big picture outside the box. That is why you should always talk to me. I know things that other people don’t know and I can see things other people cannot see, Try having our conversation with Jonathan Coachman and see what you come up with. I guarantee you that so called smooth-talker will try to get into your pants.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: My pantalones are off limits so he can try but he will not be successful. And you better watch out. I might just get Jonathan Coachman to try to get in YOUR pants!
”Mr. Cutie” Michael Cole: Ah, no. Get the hell outta here! I don’t swing that way.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: I sense someone is feeling a little uncomfortable and is getting some anxiety.
”Mr. Cutie” Michael Cole: You know damn well you would to with an image in your head of Jonathan Coachman. That is not a pretty site. Now how about we cut all this chitty-chat and we go get ourselves a snack or two before Armageddon starts and we both become occupied with non-sense.
”The Playboy Goddess” Carmella DeCesare: Just understand that we are going to get a snack, or you are getting a snack and I am getting a bottle of water. This is in no way a date or some sort. Comprende?
”Mr. Cutie” Michael Cole: I do not understand Spanish so let’s just go without all of your talk.
Picture This: Carmella gets up fro the couch and Michael Cole follows by getting off the couch too. Carmella tries to stop Michael Cole from getting up from the couch. She presses down on Michael Cole’s shoulders playfully. The EBWF cameras begins to fade away, not catching any more playful behavior by Carmella and Michael Cole.