Randy
Orton
Tammi
Ishibashi

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Crash makes himself comfortable on the couch, while I go back into the bedroom and get dressed. I walk out of the bedroom wearing white capris and a pink tank top, my hair tied back into a pony tail.

*~* me *~*
Well Crash you’ve gotta go, cause I’m leaving now.

||# Crash #||
I’ll come with you

*~* me *~*
You can’t.

||# Crash #||
Well how are you going to get there than?

*~* me *~*
I’m taking a cab.

||# Crash #||
Well how about you save some money and I’ll drive you.

*~* me *~*
Christopher, I’m about four months pregnant, I don’t think I should be riding on the back of a motorcycle.

||# Crash #||
Don’t worry you’ll be fine, and you know it. So come on. Where are we going?

*~* me *~*
Fine… we’re going to the doctor’s I have an appointment.

||# Crash #||
Umm not to butt in or anything shouldn’t the baby’s daddy be taking you.

*~* me *~*
The baby’s father is an ass, who I don’t want near me or my child. So no.

||# Crash #||
So who is this ass?

*~* me *~*
You met him yesterday, he gave you that nice black eye that you’re sporting.

||# Crash #||
Him?!? Ha never would have pictured you getting together with that jerk. You deserve better Tammi. But you’re right he is an ass. Though he sure does know how to party. Last night at the club. Man… but yeah you probably didn’t want to hear about it. So let me see the directions.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
I hand him the directions and we ride to the doctor’s office. Crash waits in the waiting room…As I sit awkwardly waiting for the doctor to see me, the doctor takes my blood pressure and asks me some fairly simple questions and then he performs a ultrasound.

||$ Dr. McDreamy $||
You’ll be able to hear the baby’s heart beat, and ooo that’s interesting.

*~* me *~*
What? Is something wrong?

||$ Dr. McDreamy $||
Do you hear that?

*~* me *~*
Hear what? What’s the matter is there like an abnormal hear beat or something?

||$ Dr. McDreamy $||
No, calm down. It’s nothing like that. It’s just that there are two heart beats.

*~* me *~*
What?!?

||$ Dr. McDreamy $||
And look right there you can see… hmmm

*~* me *~*
Hmm what?

||$ Dr. McDreamy $||
Its just that one seems to be quiet a bit smaller than the other, but its nothing to worry about. It could be just that they are fraternal and that one was actually conceived at a later time.

*~* me *~*
What? ** I was beginning to feel like I was doing a really bad Stone Cold impersonation with all the whats.**

||$ Dr. McDreamy $||
Its rather simple… sometimes a body still releases eggs even after a woman is pregnant and if you were having unprotected sex, then the egg could have been fertilized and your babies would have been conceived at different times. And would logically explain why one is larger than the other for it is about a month or so older, having the time to develop.

*~* me *~*
Two heart beats… two… conceived on different dates…

||$ Dr. McDreamy $||
Why don’t we just take a few pictures here so that you can take them back with you to show your husband. Mr. McMahon was telling me all about him. He sounds to be a big star, I’m sure he’ll be happy to hear the news.

*~* me *~*
Huh? News… yeah… Umm thank you….

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
I leave the doctor’s office in somewhat of a shock. We ride back to the hotel and meet Hunter in the lobby. Meanwhile as I was at my doctor’s appointment Hunter and Randy were sitting having breakfast in the hotel’s café.

||# Hunter #||
I’m surprised that you’re standing with how wasted you were last night.

||% Randy %||
Well… chalk it up to experience… But yeah so what’s up with the love triangle plus one or is it two now… with you and Steph and Audra and Dave and now Melina… what is that a love hectagon? Trapazoid? Damn it I always hated geometry.

||# Hunter #||
It doesn’t matter, but it was really weird the other day…

||% Randy %||
What you mean Stephanie defending Audra? Cause that is a bit odd.

||# Hunter #||
No, I’m talking about how Stephanie walked out on me.

||% Randy %||
Isn’t that good? Now you’re free to be with Audra.

||# Hunter #||
But Audra’s changed since she’s been with Dave. Look she attacked poor K

||% Randy %||
You don’t know that, cause if you ask me, it doesn’t sound like Audra. But you know who would know…. Tammi. She’d know Hunter you sure you won’t switch with me and you go to the amusement park with Stephanie and I go on a picnic with Tammi. I’d owe you big! Come on please I NEED this date!

||# Hunter #||
No Way! And you already owe me big, for helping you try and get her back! Besides I doubt youd want to go on a picnic with Tammi and Crash.

||% Randy %||
Crash?! That friend of yours? Why’s he going on the date?

||# Hunter #||
He invited himself. Tammi said she didn’t mind that he could come if he wanted.

||% Randy %||
He’s going to hit on her, and make moves. Try and get her to sleep with him!

||# Hunter #||
Dude calm down and finish your eggs. Even if he tries Tammi’s smart enough not to fall for it.

||% Randy %||
Aww look theres Tammi in the lobby I think I’ll go talk to her

||# Hunter #||
Not a good idea **Hunter said pulling out a twenty and putting it on the table** But I’ll see you later. Have fun with Steph!

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Hunter walks over and joins crash and I in the lobby as Randy looks on sadly picking at his eggs.

||# Hunter #||
Morning guys, so everyone ready for a picnic?

*~* me *~*
Hi Hunter. Umm yeah.. can we just get this over with please.

||# Crash #||
So where is all the food.. ya know the picnic basket and all that great stuff?

||# Hunter #||
We’re picking it up on the way. Candice left me directions as to where we should go and that they’ll have everything for us. So shall we go?

*~* me *~*
Yes please….

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
We load into Hunter’s car and drive to this cute little café. Hunter gets out and a few minutes later returns with a huge picnic basket and blanket and we’re off on the road once more. After a half an hour of driving we arrive at this beautiful green field with wild flowers growing everywhere. Hunter and crash unpack the food, setting everything up while I go on a little walk checking out the scenery. As I started picking some wild flowers my phone rings.

*~* me *~*
Hello.

||& John &||
Hey sweet thing. What cha up to this fine morning?

*~* me *~*
Not much, just on my date.

||& John &||
Oh yeah I forgot you have a date with Hunter, lucky dog got to be drafted by you.

*~* me *~*
Yeah but you got drafted by Maria and the two of you got to go bowling.

||& John &||
So I would have much rather do anything with you, I’d even rather watch paint dry or grass grow as long as I were doing it with you.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Just then Crash sneaks up behind me scooping me up throwing me over his shoulder carrying me back to the picnic

*~* me *~*
Ahhh let me go! Put me down! STOP IT! Let go of me!

||& John &||
**hearing the commotion** hey what’s happening? Tammi? Are you okay? Tammi? **Upon getting no answer he slams his phone shut and runs out of the hotel room**

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Crash sets me down on the blanket and I look over to my phone and see that the call had ended, the picnic was set up beautifully. There was so much food and the greenery surrounding us made everything so much prettier. I turn to Crash and slap him across the face

||# Crash #||
Hey leave the aggression for the bedroom.

*~* me *~*
UGHHHHHHHHHHHH you cocky son of a bitch! I hate you Randy!

||# Hunter #||
Uhh sweetie, I know Crash is being a little arrogant and somewhat of an ass but he’s not Randy.

*~* me *~*
I meant Crash! You know what I mean!

||# Hunter #||
Hahaha you were thinking of Randy!

*~* me *~*
Yeah just cause your friend over here is a jerk just like Randy, acting as if they’re God’s gift to women and everyone wants them.

||# Crash #||
Aww you know you like me hott stuff

||# Hunter #||
Crash cool it. Tammi has a mean spear and chop to the chest from what I hear. And I don’t think you want to find out. Besides remember you are the third wheel on this date, not me!

*~* me *~*
Lets just get this over with, eat and go home.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
We sit there eating in silence

||# Hunter #||
So um Tammi, do you know anything about why Stephanie defended Audra yesterday after Audra attacked K?

||# Crash #||
K, you mean that chick that was all over you last night at the club, and was practically whoring herself out to you

*~* me *~*
When did Audra attack K? Because from what I hear she acted in self-defense and K was the one doing the attacking.

||# Hunter #||
K said that Audra attacked her after accusing her of trying to steal me away from Stephanie.

||# Crash #||
Well judging by how that chick was acting last night, I’d say that she probably did want to steal you from Step on me. Ooops I mean Stephanie.

*~* me *~*
Well K says a lot of shit… but how much can you really believe, I know I personally don’t trust the girl as far as I could throw her.

||# Hunter #||
Tammi, you’re just on Audra’s side because she’s your best friend.

*~* me *~*
No, I’m not on Audra’s side because she’s my best friend. I’m on her side because looking at their track records, if she says something, I’m more keen to believe something that she says over K. But I guess you think differently.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
After finishing his breakfast, alone, Randy heads back upstairs and was surprised to find Audra in the room.

||% Randy %||
Hey what cha doing here? I thought that you weren’t staying here, since all your stuff was gone and that note you left.

||* Audra *||
I forgot a few things, but I can’t believe that you’re just coming in now.

||% Randy %||
Well ya know how it is when you’re out at one of the hottest night clubs partying hard. Besides I got drunk off my ass and ending up passing out on the floor in Hunter’s penthouse.

||* Audra *||
So you had a good time last night then I take it. So how did Tammi’s doctor’s appointment this morning go?

||% Randy %||
OMG! It was this morning I totally forgot!

||* Audra *||
Wait did she even invite you?

||% Randy %||
No, but I was going to go and wait outside to see if she’d tell me anything. Or maybe that a nurse would… And damn now I have to go on this lousy date with Stephanie. That’s why I had to party so hard last night. To have fun to make up for the crappy time I’m going to have with the Princess. Though last night wasn’t that fun cause this joy kill annoying girl kept following us around, leeching onto Hunter. K or something…

||* Audra *||
K went out with you guys?

||% Randy %||
No she ran into us at one of the clubs, and was all over Hunter trying to get him to dance with her. Oh yeah and from what I hear you two got in a cat fight. Pretty hott.

||* Audra *||
We didn’t get in a cat fight. K just needs to realize that some people are taken and that it is disrespectful to go after them.

||% Randy %||
So what happened? Did you really attack her?

||* Audra *||
Never mind Randy, Hunter has already has his mind made up about it already anyway.

||% Randy %||
Who said anything about Hunter?! I just wanted to know what happened. OoOoo Audra thinking about Hunter, its cause you want to get back with him.

||* Audra *||
Whatever Daddy’s boy, you better get going or youre going to be late for your date with Stephanie.

||% Randy %||
Dude whats with calling me Daddy’s boy? And FINE! Don’t tell me!

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Randy goes into the bedroom and changes into some khaki shants and a light blue polo shirt and heads downstairs. Stephanie is waiting and she doesn’t look too happy.

||* Stephanie *||
GOD Orton! Are you always this tardy? I would hope you’re not late like this to work too. I sure hope that Tammi is not covering for your tardiness.

||% Randy %||
Good Morning Ms. McMahon **he said through his teeth forcing himself to smile** Shall we get this hellacious date over with?

||* Stephanie *||
Come on, the limo is waiting.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
They get into the back of her limo, it was a long drive that they sat through in awkward silence till Randy couldn’t stand it any longer.

||% Randy %||
So WHY did you draft me anyway?

||* Stephanie *||
Because Tammi picked Hunter and I thought it would upset her if I drafted you.

||% Randy %||
Well you couldn’t have been more wrong! She hates me, you do realize that.

||* Stephanie *||
But Daddy made it seem…

||% Randy %||
All storylined.. he’s running off of me trying to win Tammi back by proposing to her on live television. He’s manipulating the whole thing Hmmm I wonder what Tammi and Hunter are doing right now.

||* Stephanie *||
Enjoying their picnic I suppose. I doubt anything romantic is happening after all that brute Crash is going too. Though it does seem as if he is smitten with Tammi.

||% Randy %||
That womanizing no good son of a bitch better stay away from Tammi.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
The limo pulls to a stop and Randy and Stephanie get out of the limo and make their way to the ticket line. The line is long and hardly moving and the sun is sweltering blaring down on them.

||* Stephanie *||
God! Don’t they know who I am? People like me shouldn’t have to be standing here in a line like this. Theyere should be a VIP entrance.

||% Randy %||
I know what you mean, having to stand around with all these common people.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Just as he said that fans started approaching him for autographs. He signed a select few while Stephanie stood there upset that no one was asking for her autograph, she was a McMahon after all much more of a star than any Orton. Finally they reached the front of the line and purchased their tickets.

||* Stephanie *||
You would have thought that that half wit Candice Michelle would have thought to buy the tickets for us.

||% Randy %||
Its not like you cant afford it princess, come on where do you want to go first?

||* Stephanie *||
Lets see….

||% Randy %||
How about one of the roller coasters.

||* Stephanie *||
No no roller coasters for us today, they mess up my hair. How about you win me one of those cute stuffed animals.

||% Randy %||
No roller coasters?! Are you kidding me?

||* Stephanie *||
Do I look like Im kidding you Orton? Now win me one of those prizes NOW.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Randy walks up to a game booth that was knocking over cans with balls and pays the man. He throws the ball and only knocks over one can.

||* Stephanie *||
Orton you’re pathetic its no wonder Tammi doesn’t like you. A real man would have already won me three by now.

||% Randy %||
I only threw one ball.

||* Stephanie *||
I know and look two cans still standing.

||% Randy %||
Like you could do any better.. why don’t you just win it yourself then!

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Stephanie being a McMahon takes that challenge and grabs a ball, throwing it as hard as she can. It knocks over all three cans, while Randy stand there shocked in disbelief.

||% Randy %||
I’m going to go get a frozen lemonade.

||* Stephanie *||
Get me one too!

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Back at the park Hunter, Crash and I are relaxing after finishing eating.

*~* me *~*
So what do we do now? Date over? Go back to the hotel and take naps.

||# Crash #||
Sounds good to me, Id love to nap with you.

||# Hunter #||
God, cool it crash. She didn’t mean it like that you horn dog! Why are you tired Tammi, do you want to go back to the hotel?

*~* me *~*
A little it just so hott out here it makes me sleepy.

||# Crash #||
Well why don’t we go back to the hotel and relax in Hunter’s private pool, hes in one of the pent houses ya know.

*~* me *~*
Must be nice getting perks like that being engaged to Steph, oh how is that going by the way? Or are you still in love with Audra?

||# Hunter #||
There is no Stephanie and I, believe it or not she ended it, last night. And I do love Audra no matter how much shes changed I will always love her.

*~* me *~*
Changed? What are you talking about

||# Hunter #||
Shes changed since she got with Dave, look she attacked K.

||# Crash #||
Well I felt like smacking that annoying bitch a few times last night too and I don’t hit women.

||# Hunter #||
Come on, lets pack up and head back

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
We pack up the stuff and head to the car. Once we arrive back at the hotel Crash and Hunter twist my arm into coming up with them to Hunters room. When we walk in we see K lying across the bed in red and black lingeree.

*~* me *~*
Ummm I think we should go…

||* K *||
Surprise!

||# Crash #||
Um yeah…

||# Hunter #||
K what are you doing in here? And where are your clothes?

||* K *||
Aww come on Hunter you know you want me. We’re meant to be together. We share an unbreakable bond.

||# Hunter #||
K I think you’ve got the wrong idea. I don’t love you like that. We’re just friends.

||* K *||
You cant love that uptight Stephanie she’s not right for you.

||# Crash #||
And a psycho like you is…

*~* me *~*
Crash! **I say hitting him and trying to make him move so we can leave because he is blocking the only exit**

||# Hunter #||
You’re right its not Stephanie, shes not the one that my heart belongs to, but it isn’t you either.

||* K *||
Don’t tell me its this fat ompa lumpa. **she said looking over at me**

||# Crash #||
Don’t say that! You little bitch! You should take a look in the mirror for youre not so hott yourself! But oh wait you can never see how ugly you are because the mirror always breaks and no matter how much make up you put on to cover it up which looks like about two and a half tons, you still look like a hideous drag queen.

||# Hunter #||
Stop it! K where are your clothes? Can you please put them on.

||# Crash #||
Yeah cause your fat ass body is disgusting us all I think I feel my lunch coming back up

||# Hunter #||
Crash! I said ENOUGH! **Hunter roared**

||* K *||
I just… I just don’t understand. You have to love me, if not me than who?.... NO! NO! it cant be… not her! But Hunter she’s evil, she attacked me and wouldn’t even accept my apology.

||# Hunter #||
I think you should leave now K…

||# Crash #||
Don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
K grabs her clothes and leave the room looking as if she had been defeated.

*~* me *~*
That was interesting..

||# Hunter #||
What was?

*~* me *~*
That you didn’t have to say a word, yet she knew it was Audra.

||# Hunter #||
And what makes you think that it is Audra, for as you pointed out I never said who it was.

||# Crash #||
Damn it man, just admit it, we all know it!

*~* me *~*
Its alright Hunter you don’t have to tell… but I think I’m just going to go back to my room. I’ll see you at the BBQ tomorrow. Bye guys.