Randy
Orton
Tammi
Ishibashi

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
While the smackdown stars entertained the crowd with a sensational show, John and Maria were at a local bowling ally. Maria was ecstatic to be out on a date with John, and John well he had his mind elsewhere. Maria had just thrown her ball down the lane and gotten a gutter ball as John sat drinking a beer not really paying attention zoning out.

||* Maria *||
Awww I missed again, this is really hard. Its your turn

||& John &||
Ummm yeahÖ real hard, throw a ball down the alley and hit some pins. You ready to go?

||* Maria *||
Go?!? Go where? Arenít you having fun?

||& John &||
Yeah itís just I uhh wanted to get back and work on some new rhymes.

||* Maria *||
OoOOOo I can rhyme! I can help you!

||& John &||
Naw its cool. Why donít we just return these shoes and head back.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
As John and Maria are finishing up their date, Matt and Ashley were just getting started, they were playing air hockey and were in heavy competition. Matt and Ashley were having a blast, but little did any one know that they were secretly hiding a secret relationship for a couple of weeks now. It was Ashley who was helping Matt get over his break up with Lita. Back at the arena, I sat bored reorganizing the contents of my desk for the third time that night, when there was a knock on the door and I looked up to see Audra.

||* Audra *||
Hey!

*~* me *~*
Hi sweetie! Oh my god! Iím so glad to see you! Itís so freaking boring working for Tony. Thereís like nothing to do. Iím going insane here, and Tony left, so I donít want to just like go out and him come back and be like where in the hell did she go. Like have him think Iím just off playing you know? So how are things running out there?

||* Audra *||
Pretty good, I just wanted to stop in to see if you heard, Iím finally getting to go back to Raw.

*~* me *~*
Aww sweetie thatís great. Not that it wasnít great having you here on smackdown with us, but I know how youíre heart was still over on rawÖ just like your heart is still with Hunter.

||* Audra *||
Tammi! Stop it! Hunter is with Stephanie now. There is no more me and Hunter. Besides youíre the one that has a date with him.

*~* me *~*
Yeah donít remind me. Tomorrow Hunter and I go on a picnic, in which he will talk nonstop about you and try and get me to help him. But seriously sweetie you should get back with him.

||* Audra *||
Heís getting married to Steph, he doesnít want to be with me anymore. So just drop it okay?

*~* me *~*
Hey how was your date with Taker?

||* Audra *||
It was so much fun! We took tons of pictures! I have to show you when we get back to the hotel tonight.

*~* me *~*
Heehee I cant really see Taker going to the zoo, it must have been a funny sight to see such a big guy posing next to the animal cages.

||* Audra *||
Yeah, it was cute though, and Sara packed us a lunch, so we sat at the picnic tables. I couldnít have asked for a more perfect date.

*~* me *~*
Maybe if it were Hunter instead.

||* Audra *||
TAMMI!

*~* me *~*
Well just sayingÖ. You and Hunter always have a great time together, and Iím sure Hunter would have loved to go to the zoo.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Just then there is another knock on the door. Audra who was standing next to the door opens it, and both of us are surprised to see Crash.

||# Crash #||
HeyÖ Oh hey Audra! Long time no see!

||* Audra *||
Crash! What are you doing here?

||# Crash #||
**he scooped Audra up into a big bear hug and spun her around** Iím here to see all the pretty women of wrestling and looks like I found them in one room.

||* Audra *||
Thatís not saying why youíre here.

||# Crash #||
I came down to Texas to see Hunter, and then I heard that the two of you lovely ladies would be here tonight so I thought Iíd drive on down to the arena and try and find you to see if youíd like to join me for a night out.

||* Audra *||
Iíd love to catch up with you, but I have plans. In fact I should get back to work if I want to get out of here on time. Bye guys. **Audra gives us both a quick hug and runs out of the office. **

||# Crash #||
So how about you?

*~* me *~*
Oh from the guy who pretended not to know me.

||# Crash #||
Well Hunter doesnít know that we know each other, he thinks we just met, soÖ

*~* me *~*
Whatever Christopher.

||# Crash #||
Christopher, whyíd you have to go there? No one calls me Christopher, even Grams doesnít call me that anymore, come on baby come out with me tonight.

*~* me *~*
Donít baby me, Iím not your baby. And why were you trying to worm yourself in on Hunters and my date?

||# Crash #||
Why did you want to be alone with Hunter? Cause if you did than I can just bail out, but it would seem a bit odd because I spent pretty much all yesterday convincing him to let me come along.

*~* me *~*
You didnít answer my question, why do you wanna go on this stupid picnic tomorrow?

||# Crash #||
Cause I want to be wit you. Come on sweet cheeks, you know youíve missed me too.

*~* me *~*
Missed youÖ missed a guy who played with my heart and than left to find some new adventure.

||# Crash #||
But Iíve realize now that nothing is more of a rush than being with you. Come onÖ Hunter says youíre stubbornly single, that heís been trying to get you back with that guy Randy.

*~* me *~*
Did he also mention Iím PREGNANT, so yeah Crash you can just go now, I remember what you use to say about feeling sorry for guys who were tied down stuck with ankle bitters.

||# Crash #||
Well what if I told you Iíve changed that maybe I want it all. A family, a hot little wifeÖ you.

*~* me *~*
Iíd say youíre full of shit and need to leave me alone.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Just than Tony walked back into his office to see Crash sitting atop my desk leaning over me, as Iím pushing him away.

||% Tony %||
Excuse me is there a problem here? Is this man bothering you Tammi?

||# Crash #||
Whoís this assclown?

*~* me *~*
Thatís my boss Tony, and no Crash isnít bothering me, he was just leaving to go find Hunter so that they could go out. Werenít you Crash.

||# Crash #||
Actually I was just going to wait so that we could leave together, since you did promise to hang out with me.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Meanwhile backstage in Randyís locker room Randy and Hunter were sitting talking.

||% Randy %||
Dude I donít want to go on a date with Stephanie tomorrow, this sucks! Youíre so lucky that you get to spend the day with Tammi.

||# Hunter #||
Yeah I feel for you man, having to spend time with Steph is murder. But hey at least its not me. Thank God for Tammi. But donít worry nothing will happen between Tammi and me cause my buddy Crash is coming along too. You havenít met Crash, Iíll introduce you to him later tonight. Weíre gonna hit the clubs in downtown Houston. You should come too.

||% Randy %||
Is Tammi gonna be there?

||# Hunter #||
I havenít asked her yet, I doubt sheíd go though. She seems to be getting tired real easily lately.

||% Randy %||
Well of course sheís getting tired! HELLO SHEíS PREGNANT! Sheís having my fucking baby! Itís like damn it! Why wonít she just take me back? I miss her so much. Dude you donít know what Iíd do just to have her back.

||# Hunter #||
I know I know youíve told me like a million times already! God! I said Iíd help you and Iím helping you! So stop with the whinnying already. Everyone and their dog knows that you want Tammi back, we get it. But hey maybe sheís just too damn hard headed and will always refuse to take you back. You have hurt her pretty bad.

||% Randy %||
Well maybe Audra will never take you back and will get married to Dave and youíll be stuck with Stephanie forever!

||# Hunter #||
Hey man! Thatís cold! That was just plain mean.

||% Randy %||
And its not cruel of you to be saying that Tammi might not take me back. Do you realize that if she never takes me back that it would be the end of the world. I would have no reason to wake up in the morning if that were the case. I need to figure out how to get her back.

||# Hunter #||
Itís like damn boy, I already have enough drama of my own, I donít need to be listening to yours too, especially when its as trivial as you being an ass.

||% Randy %||
Hey! Iím not being an ass! And its important that Tammi and I get back together, donít you want the baby to have a family?

||# Hunter #||
Yeah, well there are other guys who seem like they wouldnít mind playing Daddy to Tamís kid.

||% Randy %||
Iíll kill them!

||# Hunter #||
Sure you willÖ just cool your jets, you know green doesnít suit you too well.

||% Randy %||
Green? What the hell are you talking about?

||# Hunter #||
Green... You know the green eyed monsterÖ jealousyÖ God youíre so slow! Maybe you and Maria should hook up and have the worldís dumbest kid ever!

||% Randy %||
Naw man the only woman I want to have my children is Tammi.

||# Hunter #||
Tammi Tammi Tammi! Ugh! Dude youíre like a broken record. Iím out of here! If you want to join us at the club, just hit me up on my cell. Later bro.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Hunter gets up shaking his head and leaves the locker room and heads down the hall towards the parking lot. He spots Crash and I arguing next to Crashís Harley and approaches us.

*~* me *~*
Whyíd you have to lie to Tony like that? You know Iím not going to go out with you.

||# Crash #||
Awww come on baby, just come out and hang with us.

||# Hunter #||
**Hunter puts a firm grip on the back of Crashís neck** Are you pestering my friends Crash?

||# Crash #||
No, I was just convincing Tammi that she should go out with us tonight. Have some fun ya know. Even told her Iíd let her ride on the back of my bike, I know how she loves it.

||# Hunter #||
You know how she loves it? You just met herÖ

||# Crash #||
**Crash slipped up and now had to try and save himself** I mean look all girls love the Harley, the power between their legs, holding on tight to the one and only Crash. So I know Tammi will too.

*~* me *~*
**nice save I thought to myself as I smirked trying hard not to laugh** Well yeah, as tempting as it sounds to be on the back of a motorcycle Iíll pass. Iím going to catch a cab back to the hotel. You two have fun tonight.

||# Hunter #||
Awww no come on Tam, come out with us. Just for a bit, itíll be fun, and I promise to make Crash behave.

*~* me *~*
You donít want to hang out with me, youíll be stuck with me all day tomorrow, so why is it so important that I hang with you guys tonight? Why not take Steph with you guys instead?

||# Crash #||
oh god! If that witch is going, Iím staying back at the hotel! I donít want to be anywhere near her!

*~* me *~*
Crash donít say that about Hunterís fiancť.

||# Hunter #||
Tammi stop it! Thatís not funny. I thought that you were on my side and wanted Audra and I to get back together.