Randy
Orton
Tammi
Ishibashi

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Audra and I were sitting in the office catching up while sorting through some files when there was a knock on the door.

*~* me *~*
Come in! **I call out and than turn back to Audra** It must be Christian, I told him to stop by so we can go over his **just than Angie walks through the door**

||* Angie *||
Hi Tammi, I brought back that CD you let me borrow, I loved it. You were so right, GNYC is so good, oh Hi Audra!

*~* me *~*
Hi Angie

||* Audra *||
Hi, you know what, I totally forgot that I promised Taker and Stacy that I would come and see them when I got here. You donít mind if I steal away for a little while do you?

*~* me *~*
No, itís cool, the work will be here when you return, although I might not. Cause I still have to go change and shit for the show, but you know what to do, and if not, Iíll have my cell and the headset with me.

||* Audra *||
Okay, Iíll see you later, it was nice seeing you Angie, Iím sorry to run off like this. **Audra grabs her purse and heads out of the office and Angie goes and sits on the couch across from my desk, as I continue to sit behind my desk sorting through files.**

||* Angie *||
She didnít leave just because of me did she?

*~* me *~*
No way, sheís totally close to Taker, and Stacy and her and really good friends, you know Stacy used to be on Raw, so yeah, they probably just wanted to catch up. **just than Christy walks through the door and ignoring Angie walks up to my desk standing in between where Angie and I were sitting so that Angie was now blocked out of the conversation**

||* Christy *||
Hey Tammi! Have you decided who youíre going to draft for the fantasy boy draft?

*~* me *~*
Not really, I havenít put much thought into it. Why do you ask?

||* Christy *||
I was just curious, so are you going to draft Randy?

*~* me *~*
Ummm I donít think so, probably not. Why?

||* Christy *||
So heís a free agent? Fair game?

*~* me *~*
Yeah why wouldnít he be?

||* Christy *||
Itís just we werenít sure, you know cause you and Randy.. well you used to be a couple and the fact that yeah.. well you know you are getting married today and that you are having his baby.

*~* me *~*
The marriage is an angle and we USED to be a couple, thatís in the past.

||* Christy *||
Okay great, thanks Tammi Bye! ** Christy runs out of the office, leaving the door open, you can hear her talking to some of the girls that must have been waiting outside** Heís fair game guys, Randy Orton is up for grabs.

||* Angie *||
What was that all about? What was she talking about? Whatís this fantasy draft?

*~* me *~*
Itís nothing, I donít even want to be apart of it. Itís just some of the girls are drafting dates, with the guys on the roster. It was Candiceís idea.. I think that they didnít ask you cause everyone knows that you and Dave are an item, so they probably assumed you wouldnít need to participate, since you already have dates and all.

||* Angie *||
Oh I see, but how come youíre not drafting Randy?

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
There is a knock on the open door, I look up and see Shane standing in the doorway with Deacon in his arms

*~* me *~*
Hey! Come in! Shane this is Angie, sheís Daveís personal assistant, Angie this is Shane McMahon and his son Deacon.

||* Angie *||
Itís nice to meet you.

||$ Shane $||
**he reaches out and shakes her hand** Itís nice to meet you too.

||$ Deacon $||
Tammi! **he says reaching out his arms towards me**

||$ Shane $||
Deac, Youíre too big, Tammi canít carry you.

||$ Deacon $||
Tammi! **he says looking pleadingly at me**

*~* me *~*
Aww Daddyís so mean huh Deac, come here **I said walking over and reaching over for him, but Shane wouldnít hand him over** Aww come on Shane, Deacon isnít that big, I can carry him.

||$ Shane $||
Tammi, you canít, heís to heavy for you, youíre pregnant and shouldnít be lifting heavy things, and this little man is a getting heavy, even Maris doesnít carry him that much.

||$ Deacon $||
Tammi cawry! Tammi Cawry!

*~* me *~*
Come on Shane!

||* Angie *||
Hey you know, I should be getting back to Dave, Iíll see you around Tammi, it was nice meeting you Mr. McMahon. Bye **Angie leaves**

||$ Shane $||
Tammi, you know my mom would kill me if she knew I was letting you carry Deacon,

*~* me *~*
Well she doesnít have to know, beside the paper work Iíve been toting back and forth from the hotel to the arena is heavier than Deacon. So come on Shane.

||$ Deacon $||
Pwease! **Deacon says looking up at his Daddy with his big blue eyes**

||$ Shane $||
Awww fine, **he says handing Deacon over** but if Grandma comes in and sees, weíll all be in big trouble **he says to Deacon.

*~* me *~*
Grandma doesnít have to know, huh Deacon, itíll be our little secret. So sweetie, are you hungry?

||$ Shane $||
Yeah I could go for a bite.

*~* me *~*
Heehee not you! Youíve never been Sweetie! I was talking to Deacon.

||$ Shane $||
Oh so what am I chopped liver now, you could care less if I was on the floor dying of hunger.

*~* me *~*
**I turn to Deacon ** Daddyís silly huh? So sweetie, are you hungry?

||$ Deacon $||
Cookies? **he said with his eyes lighting up**

*~* me *~*
Did he eat yet Shane?

||$ Shane $||
No, but he knows when he visits the arena, that he can usually con someone into giving him cookies. No Deac, you have to eat some lunch first before you get cookies.

*~* me *~*
Come on big boy, letís take you to catering and weíll get you a sandwich and than all the cookies you can eat how does that sound?

||$ Deacon $||
Cookies! **he says smiling**

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
The three of us head over to catering and eat a little lunch, while at Catering Randy walks over and sits down next to me.

*~* me *~*
Go away

||% Randy %||
I know itís bad luck to see the bride before the wedding but I couldnít resist. Hi Shane! Is that Deacon, whoa heís so big now. Hi Deacon! **Deacon just looks at him and than returns to eating his cookie**

||$ Shane $||
Hi Rand.

*~* me *~*
Itís not about the wedding, or bad luck. Just go.

||% Randy %||
So about this fantasy boy draft..

*~* me *~*
What about it? And how did you find out about it anyway?

||% Randy %||
Doesnít matter, important thing is that I know, and from what I hear youíre one of the first girls to pick?

*~* me *~*
Iím not drafting you, if that is what youíre asking.

||% Randy %||
Aww come on babe, why not. I mean we will be married, why not pick your hubby?

*~* me *~*
Someone else can have you! Youíre fair game, for all we know you can be the number one draft pick and Jillian can pick you **I say smirking, knowing full well that Randy though Jillian to be utterly disgusting, for she just rubbed him the wrong way with her know it all attitude.**

||% Randy %||
** he looks nervous** But yeah.. she wouldnít.. would she?

*~* me *~*
I donít know, all I know is that Christy stopped by earlier to find out if you were fair game and heard her announcing to someone that you were. So Jillian just may draft you.

||$ Deacon $||
Taker come and boo boo Wandy! **Deacon says pointing at Randy** You die! Bye bye Wandy.

||% Randy %||
What? Shane, I think youíre kid is gone a little nuts.

*~* me *~*
Stop it! Heís not nuts, heís just telling us all whatís going to happen on Sunday. Taker is going to beat the crap out of you and than stuff you into the casket.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Just than Linda walks up to us.

||* Linda *||
There you are dear. Oh hello my darling come give Grandma a hug **Deacon runs to Linda and she wraps him in a big hug** Tammi, you were supposed to be in hair and make up a half hour ago. Iíve been looking all over for you, now come on hurry up dear.

||$ Shane $||
Iím sorry Mom, it was my fault, I brought Deac over to see her, and he wanted her to come eat lunch with us, and you know how hard it is to say no to himÖ

||% Randy %||
You havenít been to hair and makeup yet? Wow, by the looks of you now babe, I would have thought that you did. In my opinion youíre just perfect the way you are right now.

*~* me *~*
Cut the crap Randy. Oops, Iím sorry Shane I didnít mean to say you know in front of Deacon.

||$ Deacon $||
OoOooo Tammi bad.

*~* me *~*
Iím sorry sweetie, yes Tammi bad, Tammi shouldnít say things like that.

||% Randy %||
But its true, you look absolutely gorgeous the way you are.

||* Linda *||
Well if you are going to go to hair and makeup you need to hurry cause in an hour we start filming the wedding.

*~* me *~*
Iím going Iím going. Bye sweetie pie, Iíll miss you but Iíll see you later.

||% Randy %||
Aww Iíll miss you too babes.

*~* me *~*
I wasnít talking to you I was talking to Deacon. Bye Deac.

||$ Shane $||
**pats Randy on the shoulder** Itís okay man, I fell for that too earlier, with a hey sweetie are you hungry.

||$ Deacon $||
Deacon go too! Gama Deacon go Tammi. **he said looking at Linda who was holding him in her arms**

||* Linda *||
No, Sweetie, you stay here with Daddy and finish your lunch you can see Tammi later.

||$ Deacon $||
Pwease? Deacon go Tammi. Deacon wuvs Tammi. Pwease?

*~* me *~*
Aww Deac, I love you too, but buddy I have to go do something thatís not so fun. How about I go real quick and you stay here and eat your cookies with Randy and Daddy, while Grandma and I go to silly hair and makeup. Okaes? And then weíll meet up and Tammi will sit and play with Deacon all he wants.

||$ Deacon $||
Tammi wead Deacon stowies?

*~* me *~*
Yes Tammi will read Deacon all the stories he wants after sheís done doing Grandpaís silly little wedding storyline. Bye bye my love. **I say kissing him on the cheek**

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Linda hands Deacon over to Shane and the two of us head over to hair and makeup. Linda leaves me as I sit and get my hair and makeup done. Shelly, the stylist was great, she curled my hair into big loose ringlets and pulled part of it up out of my face, leaving the rest flowing down and pined in the veil. Next she did my makeup, I told her to keep it as toned down as possible, and she did a great job of giving me a barely there makeup look. Just as she was finishing Torrie, Stacy, Christy, Melina, and some of the other girls came into the room.

||* Christy *||
You didnít think we would let you get married without throwing you a little bachelorette party now did you?

*~* me *~*
Iím not really getting married you do realize that?

||* Torrie *||
Still thatís no excuse not to throw you a party, and Ö **in walks a guy dressed up as a fireman with a boom box toted over his shoulder.** have a stripper.

*~* me *~*
Guys no! You guys enjoy. I have to go put on my dress, and go over my lines stillÖ

||* Melina *||
Come on! Donít be such a stick in the mud! **she said pushing me back down into the chair I was sitting in so that Shelly could do my makeup**

*~* me *~*
DONíT PUSH ME! **I said getting back up and pushing her**

||* Melina *||
Donít push me! **she said pushing me back**

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
I slap her across the face and she slaps me back and before I know it, Melina and I are rolling on the ground with the others trying to pull us apart. Torrie and Stacy were holding me back as I fought to break free and attack Melina, as Melina struggled to break free of Christy and Jillianís grasps.

*~* me *~*
You bitch! **just then Angie walks into the room**

||* Angie *||
Oh my what happened here?

||* Melina *||
None of your business!

||* Angie *||
Probably up to no good seducing some other girls man too.

*~* me *~*
**I break free of Torrie and Stacyís hold, and scowl at Melina** This isnít over bitch! Just be glad that I still have to get ready for this fraud of a wedding, and am professional enough to do my job.

||* Melina *||
Sure thatís why Mr. McMahon had to bring over that pesky friend of yours huh? Because he knew that you canít cut it yourself. Not to mention having to hire HER **she said looking over at Angie** Sure.. youíre doing such a great job, that Mr. McMahon had to get two other people to do your job.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
I ignore her and walk out of the room with Angie following after me, I head over to the divas locker room and start changing into my wedding dress. Angie follows me in and stands there, you can tell she wants to say something but doesnít.

*~* me *~*
What do you need Angie? Cause I can tell you want to say something, so just spit it out. I donít have time to be guessing.

||* Angie *||
That MelinaÖ sheís a real whore isnít she. Was it cause she was kissing Randy or something and thatís why the two of you got into it? Cause yeah..

*~* me *~*
No, cause she pushed meÖ but yeah.. I guessÖ it kinda stemmed from thatÖ but that was a long time agoÖ I could care less now that Randy and Melina used to.. or that he..

||* Angie *||
Dave cheated on me with her you know.

*~* me *~*
Wow that tramp really gets around. Iím sorry to hear Angie, if you want Iíll go beat the crap out of her, or better yet Dave.

||* Angie *||
Oh no itís okay. Itís just that.. wellÖ I donít think Iíll be staying here much longer. Tonight after the show Iím going to talk to Mr. Long and Mr. McMahon and resign. I mean it will be awkward working with Dave and seeing as no one really wants me here anyway. I just wanted to say that it was nice working with you and good luck in the future.

*~* me *~*
Thanks Angie. It was nice working with you too.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Angie leaves and I continue to get dressed. Pretty soon there is a knock on the door and itís a stage hand telling me that I need to be down in the gorilla ASAP. So I head down there and see on the monitor that Randy is already down in the ring. Vince smiles at me and gives me a thumbs up. The Wedding March blasts over the sound system and I take a deep breathe and take the bouquet of white roses, not my choice of flowers but than again the wedding wasnít my idea either, from one of the stage hands and make my way out from behind the black curtain, with Vince practically pulling me, down the ramp and into the ring, which was transformed just for the occasion. The crowd is on their feet cheering as I slowly make my way to the center of the ring, and take my place next to Randy in front of one of the microphone stands. Randy smiles at me and mouths you look beautiful, I ignore him and just smile weakly at him, I stood there feeling nauseous wishing this would just be over with. The guy playing the minister stood there and waited for the crowd to calm down.

||@ Minister @||
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered together here in the sign of God Ė and in the face of this company Ė to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all men; and therefore Ė is not by any Ė to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly Ė but reverently, discreetly, advisedly and solemnly. Into this holy estate these two persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together Ė let them speak now or forever hold their peace. Marriage is the union of husband and wife in heart, body and mind. It is intended for their mutual joy Ė and for the help and comfort given on another in prosperity and adversity. But more importantly Ė it is a means through which a stable and loving environment may be attained. Through marriage, Randy and Tammi make a commitment together to face their disappointments Ė embrace their dreams Ė realize their hopes Ė and accept each otherís failures. Randy and Tammi will promise one another to aspire to these ideals throughout their lives together Ė through mutual understanding Ė openness Ė and sensitivity to each other. We are here today Ė before God Ė because marriage is one of His most sacred wishes Ė to witness the joining in marriage Randy and Tammi. This occasion marks the celebration of love and commitment with which this man and this woman begin their life together. And now Ė through me Ė He joins you together in one of the holiest bonds.Who gives this woman in marriage to this man?

||$ Vince $||
Her family and friends gathered here today do.

||@ Minister @||
This is a beginning and a continuation of their growth as individuals. With mutual care, respect, responsibility and knowledge comes the affirmation of each oneís own life happiness, growth and freedom. With respect for individual boundaries comes the freedom to love unconditionally. Within the emotional safety of a loving relationship Ė the knowledge self-offered one another becomes the fertile soil for continued growth. With care and responsibility towards self and one another comes the potential for full and happy lives. By gathering together all the wishes of happiness and our fondest hopes for Randy and Tammi from all present here, we assure them that our hearts are in tune with theirs. These moments are so meaningful to all of us, for ďwhat greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined together Ė to strengthen each other in all labor Ė to minister to each other in all sorrow Ė to share with each other in all gladness. This relationship stands for love, loyalty, honesty and trust, but most of all for friendship. Before they knew love, they were friends, and it was from this seed of friendship that is their destiny. Do not think that you can direct the course of love Ė for love, if it finds you worthy, shall direct you. Marriage is an act of faith and a personal commitment as well as a moral and physical union between two people. Marriage has been described as the best and most important relationship that can exist between them. It is the construction of their love and trust into a single growing energy of spiritual life. It is amoral commitment that requires and deserves daily attention. Marriage should be a life long consecration of the ideal of loving kindness Ė backed with the will to make it last. Do you Randy take Tammi to be your wife Ė to live together after Godís ordinance Ė in the holy estate of matrimony? Will you love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, in sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, in sadness and in joy, to cherish and continually bestow upon her your heartís deepest devotion, forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto her as long as you both shall live?

||% Randy %||
Hell yeah of course I do. I mean I do.

||@ Minister @||
Do you Tammi take Randy to be your husband Ė to live together after Godís ordinance Ė in the holy estate of matrimony? Will you love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, in sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, in sadness and in joy, to cherish and continually bestow upon him your heartís deepest devotion, forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto him as long as you both shall live?

*~* me *~*
**Randy was staring at me as was everyone else, and all the time the minister was talking all I kept hearing was blah blah blah** I ...**I bit down on my bottom lip this felt weird, it seemed all too real, it was supposed to happen, but it never would and thinking of that made me start to cry** I.. **I knew that I had to say itÖ I just had to say those two words** I do.

||@ Minister @||
Now Randy and Tammi will exchange rings and vows.

||% Randy %||
I, Randy, take you, Tammi, as my friend and love, beside me and apart from me, in laughter and in tears, in conflict and tranquility, asking that you be no other than yourself, loving what I know of you, trusting what I do not know yet, in all the ways that life may find us. **Randy takes my hand and kisses it and than slips the ring on my finger as the crowd awwwws** Tammi, I give you this ring as a symbol of my vow, and with all that I am, and all that I have, I honor you, in the name of God. Tammi, every long lost dream led me to where you are, others who broke my heart they were like northern stars pointing me on my way into your loving arms, this much i know is true that god blessed the broken road that led me straight to you. There was darkness for a long time and then there was light, and that light was you. Your love has given me wings, and our journey begins today. I pledge before this assembled company to be your husband from this day forward. Let us make of our two lives one life. I want you for today, tomorrow, and forever. I love you and canít bare to live without you by my side.

*~* me *~*
** I was floored, he wasnít going off the speech, that wasnít what was written in the script, we had the traditional vows in our speech, he added to them, I stood there for a while till the minister made a fake cough and I began in a small voice** I, Tammi, take you, Randy , as my friend and love, beside me and apart from me, in laughter and in tears, in conflict and tranquility, asking that you be no other than yourself, loving what I know of you, trusting what I do not know yet, in all the ways that life may find us. **I place the ring on his finger**Randy , I give you this ring as a symbol of my vow, and with all that I am, and all that I have, I honor you, in the name of God. I have dreamed my whole life of having someone as wonderful as you love me the way you do. I give myself to you as your wife, and I promise here to treasure for all of my days the love we celebrate today. Let us bring together our lives and find ourselves anew each day.

||@ Minister @||
May you always share with each other the gifts of love Ė be one in heart and in mind Ė may you always create a home together that puts in your hearts Ė love Ė generosity and kindness. In as much as Randy and Tammi have consented together in marriage before this company of friends and family and have pledged their faith Ė and declared their unity by giving and receiving a ring Ė are now joined. You have pronounced yourselves husband and wife but remember to always be each otherís best friend. What Ė therefore Ė God has joined together Ė let no man put asunder. And so, by the power vested in me by the State of Texas and Almighty God, I now pronounce you man and wife Ė and may your days be good and long upon the earth. You may now kiss the bride.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Randy looked at me and smirked and grabbed hold of me and pulled me into a deep kiss, it was hot and passionate and I couldnít help but melt in his arms dropping the bouquet and running my fingers through his hair, it felt as if we were the only ones in the room and as if time had stopped. He scoops me up into his arms breaking our kiss and carries me out of the ring and up the ramp backstage. Randy sets me down once weíre backstage, and goes in for another kiss, but I pull back.

||% Randy %||
Hey whatís up I thoughtÖ

*~* me *~*
No! Donít!

||$ Vince $||
Come on you two, we have to go film the signing of the wedding certificate, to make everything final.

||@ Minister @||
Where shall we do this?

||@ GM Long @||
You can do it in my office.

*~* me *~*
Oh great, I left my desk a mess.

||% Randy %||
How about in my locker room?

||$ Vince $||
Great idea son, come on, Randyís locker room it is.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
We all head over to Randyís locker room and film the signing of the wedding certificate and thank the minister.

||@ Minister @||
No thank you, it was a pleasure marrying such a sweet couple, this was the first Iíve ever done on television, it was very exciting actually.

*~* me *~*
Huh? What are you talking about? This isnít real, itís just an angle for television, arenít you just some actor?

||@ Minister @||
Oh dear, no, Iím an ordained minister and the two of you were just married, you signed the marriage certificate.

||% Randy %||
Babe isnít that great? See it was fate, we are meant to be together.

||$ Vince $||
Thank you Minister Brown, Iíll see you out to the parking lot.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Vince walks out of the locker room with the Minister. I stand there stunned and plop down onto the couch with my hands covering my face, I pull the veil off of my head and toss it in the direction of Randy it almost hitting him.

||% Randy %||
Hey! Awww come on babe, this is great. **he said sitting down next to me wrapping his arms around me**

*~* me *~*
Donít touch me **I said crying pushing him away from me** this canít be happening, we canít be married. We canít be.

||% Randy %||
Is it that bad being married to me?

*~* me *~*
I need to go. I promised deacon I would read him a story after filming the wedding. I need to go.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
I get up and rush out of the locker room into the divas locker room and change into my skirt and shirt, leaving the wedding dress on the floor in the locker room, as I walk out Randy is standing there waiting, he scares me.

*~* me *~*
Oh my god! What the fuck!? What are you doing trying to scare the shit out of me, cause it worked! **I say socking him as hard as I could only to hurt my own hand and him not even flinching** Are you following me or something? Cause I have nothing to say to you, so you can just leave me alone thank you.

||% Randy %||
Babe, I can see this is clearly upsetting you, if you really donít want to be married to me, we can just get the marriage annulled.

*~* me *~*
Good thatís what weíll do. **I say not even turning to look at him but continuing on my way to Vinceís office to where I knew Shane and Deacon would be waiting** Itíll be like this never happened.

||% Randy %||
If thatís really what you wantÖ **he said hurting inside but not letting it show**

*~* me *~*
It doesnít matter what I want, itís whatís best. Now will you quit following me.

||% Randy %||
Iím not, Iím going to go tell Vince that weíre going to annul the marriage.

*~* me *~*
**I stop and turn around facing him** Answer me thisÖ DID YOU KNOW THAT THIS WAS FOR REAL?

||% Randy %||
No, I was just as shocked as you were, but instead of being upset, I was excited, for it was like divine intervention, a miracle, a gift from god that I was really married to you. And the time that elapses between when you get this annulled and now will be like a dream come true, a dream that I donít ever want to wake up from.

*~* me *~*
**I lean in standing on my tiptoes and take his face in my hands and kiss him** part of me wants this too, but I know that this cant continue, because it just wont work. **I stand normally again in front of him with my arms wrapped around me**

||% Randy %||
**He pulls me back into a kiss** if you want this too than why canít we just leave it be, and take this as our destiny?

*~* me *~*
Because we canít be married, because even though I love you, I canít live with the fear that one day you will hurt me once again, because then I would hate you and I donít want to hate you Randy.

||% Randy %||
**he pulls me into another kiss, holding me tight** Well then you donít have to worry or end this, cause I promise I will never hurt you, it kills me to see you in pain.

||$ Deacon $||
TAMMI!

*~* me *~*
**I break free of Randyís hold and see Deacon running towards me with Linda and Shane following behind him** Deacon! **I bend down and he runs into my arms and I wrap him into a big hug and pick him up swinging him around**

||* Linda *||
TAMMI! Put him down! Heís too heavy! You shouldnít be lifting heavy things!

||$ Deacon $||
Mowe mowe! Tammi mowe! **he said laughing histerically**

||% Randy %||
Come play with me Deac **Randy says as he grabs Deacon from my arms and tosses him up in the air and the little boys eyes light up and a smile a mile wide spreads across his face**

||$ Deacon $||
Weeeeeee

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Linda and Shane walk up to us. Linda brushing a stray strand of hair behind my ear.

||* Linda *||
sweetie, Iím not trying to be mean, I just donít want you over exerting yourself. The wedding went beautifully, now I just have to convince that husband of mine that it is a bad idea to have you ringside at Randyís match on Sunday. He seems to think that it would show unity, but I think its too dangerous, I know Taker wouldnít hurt you but still.

||$ Shane $||
Mom was crying during the wedding, she kept saying I know this isnít real but isnít it so romantic **in a voice mocking Linda**

||* Linda *||
Shane stop it, it was just too real, I mean I always pictured the two of you getting married, and well even if it was just one of Vinceís storylines it was still very touching.

||% Randy %||
But didnít you know?

||$ Shane $||
Know what?

*~* me *~*
YOUR FATHER IS EVIL!

||$ Deacon $||
Gampa ebil OooooOOOOo

||* Linda *||
oh no what did he do?

*~* me *~*
**I broke down into tears** the minister, he was a real minister, Vince hired a real minister and had us sign a real marriage certificate. Weíre really married **I said crying into Shaneís shoulder**

||* Linda *||
Oh this is one of the lowest things he has ever done!

||$ Deacon $||
Tammi boo boo? Tammi no cwry Deacon make better. **Deacon said looking at me, squirming to get loose out of Randyís arms**

||$ Vince $||
So howís the married couple doing **Vince says walking up to us**

*~* me *~*
I hate you! I quit! I canít believe you would do this! I need to get out of here! **I say storming away**

||$ Vince $||
Whatís wrong with her?

||% Randy %||
Iím going to go check on her, see if I can catch her, she canít get too far, she doesnít drive.

||* Linda *||
Vince how could you? I canít believe that you would do such a thing?

||$ Shane $||
Yeah Dad that was pretty low.

||$ Deacon $||
Gampa ebil he make Tammi Cwry Gampa make Tammi boo boo.

||$ Vince $||
No what are all of you talking about?

||* Linda *||
You know what you did! You acted as if you were GOD taking charge of two peopleís lives that you have nothing to do with! How could you trick Tammi and Randy into getting married! How could you hire a real minister?

||$ Vince $||
I was just giving the two of them a push in what I know they both want but are too afraid of going after. Hell a few months ago, you wouldnít be yelling at me.

||$ Shane $||
Dad, a few months ago, Tammi and Randy werenít broken up, Tammi and Randy were a happy couple. But Randy cheated on Tammi, he hurt her, you knew that, yet you still..

||$ Deacon $||
Gampa Ebil! **he says walking over to Vince and kicking him in the shin** Make Tammi cwry and go bye bye! **he said angrily**

||$ Vince $||
YOUNG MAN! You know better than to kick someone **He said taking Deacon and spanking his bottom as the little boy began to bawl** APOLOGIZE!

||* Linda *||
I think you should be the one apologizing Vince, you should be apologizing to Tammi and Randy, and begging Tammi to come back. Wait till the boys in the back find out that Tammiís quit, I donít think that theyíll take it too lightly. If Iím not mistaken didnít they threaten to strike the last time she was gone? And you canít afford a strike, especially with No Mercy in a couple of days, not to mention with the tremendous pressure Dixie Carter and TNA are putting on us.

[.:.* Picture It *.:.]
Meanwhile, Randy caught up to me as I was grabbing my purse from Teddyís office.

||% Randy %||
Babe, if youíre quitting I am too. I have a good deal of money set aside enough to take off for a while, and Iím sure TNA would be interested in the legend killer.

*~* me *~*
What are you talking about? Can you not make a decision on your own, that you have to quit just because I am, that is totally stupid and ridiculous, its like great even more reason for Bob Orton to hate me.

||% Randy %||
My father doesnít hate you.

*~* me *~*
No he just doesnít like me because he feels that I am distracting you from fulfilling your destiny, which is true. Without me you wont be distracted and can focus on becoming one of the top rated superstars of all time.

||% Randy %||
I donít care about becoming the top rated superstar, all I care about is you.

*~* me *~*
Yeah well youíve changed, maybe I fell in love with the ambitious cocky wrestler who was destined to climb to the top of the corporate ladder.

||* Audra *||
**Audra walks in** Oh sweetie Iím sorry I didnít get to watch the wedding with everyone else how did it go?

*~* me *~*
Horrible, Iím quitting. Iím sorry but youíre on your own here.

||* Audra *||
What? **she looked over at Randy and than back at me** what happened?

*~* me *~*
Vince, heís evil, he **I broke down into tears once more** he oh god.

||% Randy %||
Babe its not that bad **he said reaching over and pulling me into a hug wrapping his arms around me***

*~* me *~*
yes it is he betrayed me **I say pushing him away**

||* Audra *||
What happened?

||% Randy %||
Vince hired a real minister,Tammi and I are really married.

||* Audra *||
oh sweetie **she said wrapping her arms around me**

||@ GM Long @||
Whatís going on in here? Do you have those reports done? And why are those files still out?!?

*~* me *~*
Iím sorry Teddy, no I didnít.

||@ GM Long @||
Not you playa, her! Audra youíre just not cutting it here, I keep catching you slacking off.

||% Randy %||
Hey lay off of her! Why are you so tough on Audra, when you let Tammi get away with whatever she wants!

*~* me *~*
Yeah Teddy, why are you on Audraís case, its her first day here, and its not like I never leave files scattered about the office.

||* Audra *||
Itís okay guys.

*~* me *~*
No itís not! Teddy, whatís up with the harsh treatment of Audra? I hate to think what youíll do to her when Iím gone.

||@ GM Long @||
Gone? Playa what you talking about?

*~* me *~*
Iím quitting Teddy, Vince just pushed me too far. I canít take it, Iím sorry, but Iím leaving. But please be nice to Audra, sheís my bestest and one of the hardest workers out there not to mention one of the nicest sweetest girls I know. Iím just gonna call a cab, tell everyone goodbye for me and that it was a pleasure working with them and Iíll miss them. **I pick up my purse**

||$ Vince $||
**Vince knocks on the open door** Tammi, Randy.. do you think I could err talk to the two of you.

||% Randy %||
Umm yeah sure..

*~* me *~*
Actually Vince I was leavingÖsince I no longer work here.

||$ Vince $||
Thatís what Iíve come to talk to you about. My wife, I mean Linda was saying that you are quitting because of what I did? Is that true?

*~* me *~*
Yes, I trusted you Vince, you said that I was like a daughter to you, but I truly canít believe that you would ever do this to Steph.

||$ Vince $||
I was just trying to help, anyone can see that you still love the boy! I just thought that the two of you just needed a push in the right direction, to get a fire lighted under you. I thought that in the end that you would see that it was all for the best. Please darling donít quit, donít punish people like Teddy, for my mistakes.

||% Randy %||
If Tammiís gone I donít want to be here either.

||$ Vince $||
Randy not you too. Youíre in one of the biggest matches this Sunday

*~* me *~*
excuse me, the cab I called should be here..

||$ Vince $||
Tammi no, please **he said blocking my exit** reconsider, just stay for a bit. We can fix this all, get the marriage annulled, it will be like it never happened.

*~* me *~*
No, Vince, it wonít cause you will still have betrayed my trust and that is something that cannot be forgotten. So if youíll excuse me. **I squeeze past him and head out of the office walking towards the parking garage, when I run into Christy**

||* Christy *||
Hey chicka where are you going? The shows not over, donít you want to go scooping out possible draft picks? Come on, come with me itíll be fun.

*~* me *~*
Iím sorry Christy but I just quit, so there really is no need for me to be looking for a draft pick seeing as I wonít be here any longer.

||* Christy *||
You canít quit OMG No you canít. ** Bob Holly, Eddie, and Rey are walking past us** Guys! HELP! Help me convince Tammi that she canít quit!

||# Hardcore #||
what? Youíre quitting? That just wonít do, you canít leave us sweet cheeks.

||& Rey &||
Yeah girl, you canít leave us, what will we do without you?

||% Eddie %||
Mamasita what are you trying to tear apart our little smackdown familia? Without you there would be nothing.

*~* me *~*
You guys have Audra now, everything will be cool.

||* Christy *||
See Tammi you canít leave!

*~* me *~*
Sorry, but I canít stay. I canít work here. Iíll miss you guys.

||# Hardcore #||
Thereís no way that weíre going to let you leave. We said weíd strike if you didnít come back, well weíll strike if they let you leave. Rey, Eddie, Christy go tell the others weíre striking until Tammi agrees to stay.**Rey, Eddie, and Christy all run off down the hall**

*~* me *~*
Bob, thatís really sweet, but its not going to do any good all it is going to do is hurt people and you donít want that to happen now do you?

||# Hardcore #||
I donít want you to leave. Iíd miss you too much. Do you know how much you mean to us guys here on Smackdown?

*~* me *~*
You guys can survive without me. I donít really even do much here. Melina even pointed that out earlier, its like thatís why they hired Angie, and brought in Audra. So things will be much better once Iím gone.

||# Hardcore #||
Melina doesnít know shit, she doesnít speak for the rest of us. Melina is someone no one would think twice about if she left, but you, we wouldnít stand for it. Weíd fight to get you to come back, and thatís what we plan on doing. So come on you know in the end that youíre going to end up coming back to us, you wouldnít let us down now would you?