*~* me *~*Youíre horrible! **I say shooting him a look, I go back to my suitcase and pull out some underwear and my pajamas and my shampoo and stuff** Iím going to take a shower! [.:.* Picture It *.:.]I head into the bathroom and take a nice long hot shower, as Iím stepping out of the shower drying off I hear my cell going off. I quickly wrap the towel around me and run out of the bathroom and grab my purse dumping the contents onto the bed and grab my cell phone as itís blasting ďno chance no chance in hell youíve got no chance.Ē*~* me *~*Hi Vince!||$ Vince $||Hi sweetie, how was your first day back?*~* me *~*It was alright, but Iím glad you called, we really need to talk about canceling this storyline with Randy and meÖ I mean heís got his taker thing going so there really is no need for the me and him being engaged||$ Vince $||Tammi **His voice got all business like and serious** About that, the board and the creative team have been discussing that and weíre in a unanimous decision that it would be best to follow through with this storyline and in fact, weíre in the works of having a wedding for the two of you right before the next smackdown pay per view. *~* me *~*But VinceÖ
||$ Vince $||No buts, dear. But I did call you to see if Teddyís talked with you about the new program weíre trying out by giving the superstars a personal assistant for a day.*~* me *~*No, but that sounds like a good idea. ||$ Vince $||Iím glad to hear that, I was afraid that you wouldnít like the idea. Well since Teddy hasnít told you I guess Iíll tell you the people that youíll have to be their personal assistants for is Christian, Batista, and Chris Benoit. *~* me *~*I have to be their assistants?
||$ Vince $||Yes, Audra has already started on Raw, and itís working quiet well over there. So it was decided that you would start trying it out over on smackdown.*~* me *~*So what exactly do I have to do for them?||$ Vince $|| Pretty much anything they ask. But it shouldnít be too bad, so tomorrow why donít you go find Christian, Teddy should be informing him about it as well.
*~* me *~*So I have to be Christianís PA all day tomorrow?||$ Vince $||Yes.
||# Christian #||Be my personal assistant? Huh? Woo!*~* me *~*Christian! Stop listening into my conversation!||$ Vince $|| Christian? What are you doing with Christian? Whatís he doing in your room? Tammi dear, I thought that you were going to give Randy another chance.
*~* me *~*Christian and I are rooming together, and I never said that Iíd give him another chance, I said Iíd think about it. ||$ Vince $||Well, Linda and I are hoping that you do get back together, you two made such a good couple. But speaking of Linda, she wanted me to invite you to the dinner weíre having with Stacy and Christy, to talk to them further about their switch to smackdown. Itís tomorrow night, we do hope you can make it.*~* me *~*Of course Iíd love to come. What time is it and where is it at?||$ Vince $||It will be at 6:30 in the restaurant downstairs at the Hilton.
*~* me *~*Okaes, great Iíll see you than. ||$ Vince $||Night sweetie. *~* me *~*Night Vince.[.:.* Picture It *.:.]I hang up with Vince and head back into the bathroom and change into my pajamas and walk out with the towel around my head. To see Christian is watching the tape.*~* me *~* CHRISTIAN! GOD! I thought I told you..** suddenly Eddie appeared on the screen and he was slipping something into a drink and Rey and him exchanged words about how it wasnít right, and as they were arguing you can see Randy pick the drink up in the background and hand it to me.**||# Christian #||Oh hey Iím sorry. **he says getting up to turn it off**
*~* me *~*No, wait..Oh my godÖ my drinkÖ thatís why. OH god! **It hit me I would have been pregnant than and that it was bad enough that I was drinking, yet the fact that my drink was laced with something was that much worse. My poor baby I thought to myself, gosh what a horrible mother I am drinking and wrestlingÖ this poor child**||# Christian #||Whatís the matter?*~* me *~*Eddie, he laced that drinkÖ and than Randy gave me that drinkÖ. And ooo so thatís why I was so ďdrunkĒ it wasnít because the amount of alcohol I had it was because the drink was drugged. I canít believe this! ** I walk over and eject the tape from the VCR and throw it into my suitcase**||# Christian #||So youíre not upset with me that I was watching it?
*~* me *~*Yes and noÖ Iím a little upset that you went through my stuff to get the tape and that you watched it even though you knew I didnít want you to, but seeing as because of you watching it I got to see thatÖ I suppose they just even themselves out.||# Christian #||So what were you and Mr. McMahon talking about me for? And what was it that I heard about personal assistants?*~* me *~*Vince, was saying that Teddy should be talking to us soon about the fact that like how Audraís doing on Raw, that I will be the personal assistant to some of the superstars for a day. And lucky you get to be one of them along with Tista and Chris. Well not really cause, odds are I wonít be the best PA.. too bad you guys canít have Audra, sheís probably doing a great job with the guys over on raw, it makes me feel kind of bad for you guys here on smackdown having to have me, when there are better more qualified people to be doing my job. Itís like everyone knows I only got this job because Iím a family friend of the McMahons.||# Christian #||Thatís not true, youíre here because youíre amazing on screen, a hard worker, and not to mention that youíre one of the nicest people ever, which is good because you get along with everyone here, and thatís why we all love you and wouldnít trade you for anything! Youíll be a great Personal Assistant, and I canít wait! So when do I get to have you?*~* me *~*Huh? Oh you mean when do I start? Well I guess tomorrow?||# Christian #||Oh yeahÖ umm thatís what I meantÖ when do you start.. so good tomorrowÖ *~* me *~* Well Iím going to dry my hair and than head off to bed.||# Christian #||Alright nightÖ[.:.* Picture It *.:.]Christian gets into bed and lays down and falls asleep as I head back into the bathroom and dry my hair, by the time Iím done Christian is fast asleep, so I get into the other bed and lay down trying to fall asleep, but my mind keeps thinking about my poor unborn child, and what itís already had to endure. The next morning I wake up to the smell of pancakes. I open my eyes and sitting at the edge of my bed is Christian with a tray full of food.*~* me *~*MorningÖ ||# Christian #|| Good morning, did you sleep well? **I nod sleeply at him** Well I took the liberty of ordering room service, I hope youíre hungry. Weíve got pancakes, eggs, bacon, sausage, fresh fruit, orange juice, toast with all sorts of jelly, coffee, and milk. *~* me *~*Hey Iím your personal assistant, Iím the one thatís supposed to be getting food for you, not the other way around. So what would you like me to do for you first?||# Christian #|| Iíd like you to relax and eat breakfast with me. So come on dig in.
[.:.* Picture It *.:.]Christian and I ate breakfast and then we changed into some clothes. I fed Nikki and grabbed her and my stuff and as we were heading down to the lobby in the elevator my cell phone rang, it was the chiming of church bells with an ominous tone. Christian looked at me like what the hell, as I answered my phone.*~* me *~* Hi Taker ||& Taker &||Hey Tammi, Iím down in the lobby, Iíll wait for you and we can head to the arena for tonightís show. *~* me *~* Oh cool, Christian and I are just heading downstairs now. Weíll see you in a bit. Bye **I say hanging up ** ||# Christian #|| Oh I should have realizedÖ you have all of our entrance music as our ringtones, and that was takerÖ so what did he want?*~* me *~* He said he was down in the lobby, so that we could head to the arena together. ||# Christian #||Well, youíre coming to the arena with me, not him. Youíre my assistant not his, and I need you to be with me. So today I donít want you to go near him, or any of the other guys. Just me!
*~* me *~*Heehee youíre so silly. Takerís just helping me out with somethingÖ kind of being like my own personal body guard. And whatís with you being all possessive. Itís not like Iím going to be doing things for the other guys, cause yeah I am your personal assistant for the day. But yeah.. Takerís just going to keep near me to make sure a certain someone stays away. ||# Christian #||If this is about Randy, I can keep Randy away from you. You donít need Taker to do that, I can protect you. I want to protect you. *~* me *~*Aww thatís so sweet of you Christian, but itís okaes Taker already said heíd do it, and beside we all know that Randy and taker donít get along so that they avoid being around each other anyway, so yeah. **the doors to the elevator open and we walk out into the lobby where we spot taker and walk over** Hey so are you ready to go?||# Christian #|| Uh hey manÖ you know you donít need to be her body guard or whatever today, cause sheís rolling with me. So there really isnít a need for you.*~* me *~*Christian! Why are you being so mean?
||& Taker &||No itís cool Tammi, if you donít need me today, I can always start tomorrow. Just as long as someone keeps that little snot-nosed brat away from you its cool. ||# Christian #||See so itís settled than, taker will start tomorrow. So come on, we should be heading to the arenaÖ need to practice a little before the show tonight.
[.:.* Picture It *.:.]We all head to the arena, Christian and I in his rental car and taker in his own. When we arrive at the arena, I go to see Teddy as Christian changes to train a little. I walk into teddyís office where he is sitting at his desk going over some paper work||@ GM Long @||Hey Playa! Just the person I needed to talk to. Have a seat. ** I sit down in one of the chairs next to the desk and set Nikki down as she walks over and sits next to teddyís feet** I totally forgot to tell you yesterday, but weíre trying this thing out where weíre giving the superstars a personal assistant for a day, you see theyíve already implemented it over on Raw and itís working well, so theyíve decided to try it out here on smackdown as well, and being mean, with the low budget and all theyíve decided to try it out by taking my assistant and letting the superstars have you. So Iím sorry playa but for the next couple of days youíll be Christian, Batista, and Chris Benoitís assistants. Iíve already sent messages to the guys informing them and so Christian should be finding his note in his locker room about not. So I guess Iím on my own for the next few days while, you get to be pushed around by the guys. But donít take crap from them, remember you still have a connection in the General managerís office **he said winking** and aww Iím going to miss this little one keeping me company in here. **he said reaching down and pulling Nikki into his lap***~* me *~*You know what Teddy, it would be doing me a big favor if you kept an eye on Nikki while Iím at the arena being the guyís assistant. Would you mind?||@ GM Long @||Mind? Of course not, Nikki and I are good pals. Well you should get going playa. Good luck, and Iíll see you later holla![.:.* Picture It *.:.]I leave Nikki in Teddyís office and am heading down the hall towards Christianís locker room, when someone grabs me from behind covering my eyes.||% Cena %||**in a extremely deep scratchy voice** Guess who? *~* me *~*Get your fucking hands off of me **I say elbowing the guy in the gut and than spinning around, shocked to see that it was John** Oh my god! Iím so sorry! I didnít know it was you! Are you okaes? What are you doing here?||% Cena %|| Yeah **cough**Iím fineÖ teaches me never to sneak up on you again. But I came here to surprise you. I know you have to workÖ but I was thinking that maybe I could take you out to dinner tonight? **he said smiling**||# Christian #||Tammi! There you are, come on, come watch me train. JOHN! What are you doing here? **He said stepping in between John and me**
||% Cena %||I came to surprise Tammi and take her out to dinner after the show tonight.||# Christian #||Well Iím sorry she canít cause sheís having dinner with me. Sheís mine, so sorry to have you come all this way for nothing. Bye john. Come on Tammi.
||% Cena %||Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up there skippy! Sheís yours.. so now when did this happen? Cause last I knew.. I didnít see a ring on that finger. So Tammi how about it? Dinner tonight?*~* me *~*Actually sorry guys, but I canít have dinner with either of you, Iím having dinner with the McMahons. Vince invited me last night and in fact Iíll have to leave before the show even ends in order to make it on time.
||# Christian #||Well Iím sure the McMahonís wouldnít mind if I join all of you. So Iíll go too.||% Cena %|| Me too.*~* me *~*You guys just canít invite yourselves to dinner with the McMahons! Besides itís a business dinner, so you guys canít come. **my cell phone rings and I pick it up** Hello?
||* Linda *||Hi sweetie, how are you?
*~* me *~*Hi Linda, Iím fine. How about you?||* Linda *||Oh you know me dear, Iím always fine, except for the big pain in my side otherwise known as my husband. *~* me *~*Heehee aww Vince canít be that badÖ**just than Christian grabs my phone from me**||# Christian #||Hi Mrs. McMahon! Itís me Christian. How are you today?*~* me *~*Hey give that back **I try and get my phone back but Christian keeps moving so that I canít reach it** ||* Linda *||Oh hello Christian, Iím fine, what happened to Tammi.
||# Christian #|| Sheís right here, I hear that sheís having dinner with you and Mr. McMahon tonight and I was wondering if it was at all possible if I could join you. ||* Linda *||Oh of course you can, but donít you have a match tonight dear?||# Christian #||Yes, maam, but Iím the first match of the night, so Iíll be out of here in no time flat. Iíll see you at dinner tonight than, hereís Tammi. **he says handing me my phone back smiling smugly at John, who grabs my phone as Iím about to take it from Christian.**
*~* me *~*HEY! Come on now! Give me my phone back! John!||% Cena %||Hi Mrs. McMahon.||* Linda *||Oh hello! ||% Cena %||This is John, I just wanted to thank you for that lovely lunch we had a couple of weeks ago.||* Linda *||Well it was a pleasure to have you John. ||% Cena %||Iím just a little disappointed, you see I flew out here to surprise Tammi and take her out to dinner, to find out the sheís having dinner with you and Mr. McMahon.||* Linda *|| Oh Iím sorry to hear that dear, would you like to join us too? ||% Cena %||Youíre too kind, of course Iíd love to have dinner with you. It would be such a pleasure to see you again. I canít wait.
||* Linda *||Well dinner is at 6:30 tonight in the restaurant downstairs at the Hilton. Iíll see you than dear.||% Cena %||Alright Iíll see you than, hereís Tammi I think she wants to talk to you.*~* me *~***I take my phone back** Hello Linda. Iím so sorry about that, they took my phone from me, you know you didnít have to invite them to dinner.||* Linda *||Itís alright sweetie, but I just called to see how you were and to make sure that you were going to be able to make it to dinner tonight. But Iíll let you get back to work and Iíll see you tonight. Bye dear.*~* me *~*Alright Iíll see you tonight. Bye Linda.**I hung up the phone** You guys are so bad! Inviting yourselves to dinner, by forcing poor Linda to invite you! COME ON! YOU WANTED TO GO TRAIN! LETíS GO! [.:.* Picture It *.:.]I walk down the corridor towards the arena, as John and Christian look at each other and than quickly follow.