Ś-{The Scene}-Ś

BASH BROS

**The scene opens in the sold out Fleet Center in Boston Massachusetts. The camera man is in the center of the arena as the Thousands of World Wrestling Federation two thousand and two fans are chanting for there favourite Superstar. After a few seconds the Camera cuts from the Main Arena to the Bash Bros Dressing Room, where Stasiak and Kane sit and talk about the Up coming Royal Rumble match.

Shawn Stasiak: Hey Bro, Ready to Knock 36 other over the Top Rope and get a shot at the WWF 2K3's Worlds Heavyweight Title at Wrestlemania and then become World Champ?

Kane: Stasiak, Im Ready then I well ever will be. Lets hope that the other 36 Superstars are Ready to get there Ass Whopped. What about yourself Bro, Ready for your WWF 2K3's Unified Worlds Hardcore Title and the WWF 2K3's European Title in a Winner Take All Hardcore Ladder Match against Go-D.

Shawn Stasiak: Am I Ready. Kane, thats not like you. You know not to ask Stupid Question's. Of Course Im ready. Go-D better be on his Feet 24/7 leading to The Royal Rumble cause HE AINT SEEN NOTHING YET. He thinks he's all tough, holding 2 belts and with one of the Most Extreme Stables, well come Rumble, I'll teach him.

Kane: People like Sting, Jeff Hardy, Outsiders, Dudleys Boys, nWo Wolfpac better watch out cause that WWF 2K3's Worlds Heavyweight Title at Wrestlemania XIX is mine. No One will Stop me cause I'm in Career Ending Mood and everyone in that Rumble are in my Way.

Shawn Stasiak: I didn't See Go-D at all Monday Night, maybe he was scared and didn't want to see me. I saw he's match against the Dudleys and he wasn't Bad, but wait until the Rumble, I'll show him whos not Bad and that no one is better then Stasiak.

** Knock Knock Knock Knock**

Kane: Hang On, Hang On, Im coming, Just wait a Second.

**With those Words, Kane jumps up out of his Chair and over to the Door and opens it. The Door opens and Standing there is Caoch with a Microphone in his Hand**

Coach: Kane, Stasiak, Do you mind if I have a Quick interview with the both of you guys about your matchs at the Up coming PPV, Royal Rumble?

Kane: Hey Coach, Thats Fine and Cool with me. What about u Stasiak.

Shawn Stasiak: Coach, Shoot with the Question's Dude.

Coach: Ok, I'll start with you Stasiak. Nice SunGlasses. This coming PPV, The Royal Rumble, You have a Big Match against Go-d, Winner Take All, Hardcore Ladder Match for both the European and the Hardcore titles. What are your Thoughts and Opinions on this Match at the Rumble?

Shawn Stasiak: Think you said Coach, It is a Big match. Not only is it For both European and Hardcore titles Winner takes All, Hardcore Ladder Match is also in against a Strong Superstar by the name of Go-D. I agree that Match will be hard, but only one Winner will Leave the Fleet Center in Boston Massachusetts, and that's gonna be the One and Only. .ME!, Shawn "PLANET" Stasiak. My Opinion and Thoughts are Simple, IM gonna leave Champ, hit Go-d and send him to PLANET STASIAK and Become the Ulitmate Champion of the WWF2K3.

Coach: Kane, Your one of the 36 superstars heading into the Big Royal Rumble. Your going in as a Fave. Dont know why. Can you answer that?

Kane: What do you mean you dont know why Im the Fave. Well let me tell you why Coach. Look at me, Im 7 ft, Im the Big Red Guy that everyone Learns to Love and Hate. Im gonna head towards that Ring and Show the other 35 Clowns that the only Best Superstar in the Business is ME! I dont Care if Im 1st, 21st or Last out to the Ring, im still gonna take out everyone standing and Show that Im King of The World and not Chris Jericho.

Coach: Oh Good Point Kane. Now Stasiak not only are you against Go-d in a Winner takes All Match, but your also in the Rumble. How do you think you'll go?

Shawn Stasiak: I Dont know, after winning the Euro and Hardcore title, I might forget about the Rumble and go home and have a Party. Sorry Coach, but its Time Kane and I Train for our Match.Thanks Coach for the Interview. Please come back anytime

Kane: Yeah Coach, Thanks for the Interview.

Coach: No guys, Thank you for thanking me and for having some of your Time.

**With those Words from the Coach, Stasiak and Kane walk back into there Dressing Room, as the Scene cuts to a Commercial Break.**

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**The scene opens in the sold out Fleet Center in Boston Massachusetts. The camera man is in the center of the arena as the Thousands of World Wrestling Federation two thousand and two fans are chanting for there favourite Superstar. After a few seconds the Camera cuts back to Stasiak's Dressing where he and Kane are doing a few stretches.**

Kane: Stasiak, you wanna go train or do you want to go out and tell the fans what you're going to do to Go-D's punk ass?

Stasiak: Well i think i have an advantage over Go-D in this match.

Kane: And why do you say that?

Stasiak: Well because i have you standing in this very room, right next to me.

Kane: So what does that have to do with your match?

Stasiak: Are you thick or something Kane?? No stupid question. Don't answer it. OK Kane, i want you to remember back to Armageddon. Do you remember what type of match it was you had?

Kane: Yeh, it was that steel cage, Hardcore ladder......oh, now i get your point.

Stasiak: Yes, see. You have been in a hardcore ladder match before. Only difference between your match and my match is that your's was in a cage.

Kane: And this time, instead of me defending the European title, you're trying to win it!

Stasiak: Yes. What are these matches like Kane??

Kane: Well, you have to bring your "A" game on sunday night if you want to win it. You have to come prepared for a hellatious match. But it's going to be harder for you, you've got Corporate Extreme to worry about.

Stasiak: Yeh, but if those clowns try and get in my way, i'll wreck them.

Kane: That's a good attitude to have. Do not be intimidated by anything on Sunday night. Have no fear. Reach for the stars. I've done it before so I'm damn well sure that you can win!!

Stasiak: Cheers Bro. I'll do that. Now lets go out and tell these Kane-O-Nites what's going to go down later tonight!!

**Kane and Stasiak both stand up and exit the room. As they head down the corridor on their way out to the ring, the camera fades to a commercial break.....**

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**The arena goes dark and with a bang of bright RED pyro, Kanes music blasts around the stadium and the fans erupt as one. Making their ways to the ring at a combined weight of 568 lbs, The Next Tag Team Champions, Shawn Stasiak and THE BIG RED MACHINE, KANE**

Shawn StasiakKANE

**Kane and Stasiak make their way down the ramp giving hi-5's and autographs to the fans who chant their names!!**

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**Kane and Stasiak make their way into the squared circle and Kane grabs the mic out of Lillian Garcia's left hand as Stasiak poses to the fans!!**

**Stasiak climbs down from the turnbuckle and Kane prepares to speak as the fan's cheer dyes down....**

THE BIG RED MACHINE: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Royal Rumble!! Tonight will be one hell of a night. It will be one that is remembered in the history of this federation for a long time to come. And it will not be famous by everyone. No, i will make it famous. I will make tonight the night that i prove to this whole world i am an immovable man mountain. Tonight, i will be on a rampage. I will ravage through the other 35 superstars in this match like a large scrub fire, burning anything that gets in my way during the process. Now some people think that when i say something like that, that it is all hot air. But it is far from it. When i say something like that, i mean it. I tell you it as prior warning. Tonight when the Royal Rumble starts, there will only be one concern on the minds of the other 35 men in this match. "When in the hell is Kane going to enter". And this concern, will turn into fear. It will turn into fear as soon as my music blasts over that P.A. system. Because they will see me rush down to the ring. Ravaging. And the men that remain in the back will be filled with fear as well. Because once i enter this ring tonight, i will not stop kicking people's asses until my hand is raised in victory. I do not care where i enter. 1st or last, it does not matter. All that matters is that tonight, i will prove to be the man of my words that i am and i will do this by winning The Royal Rumble! But remember that when i say these words that i am not threatening you, i am promising you that i will do this!

**With this Words, Kane throws the Microphone to the Next European Champion, Shawn Stasiak**

Shawn Stasiak: Thanks Kane. Ladies and Gentlemen, if you were just ignoring Kane then, than i suggest you leave now because i know for a fact that what he just said will come true. And another thing Kane failed to mention about tonight, was that i will become a 2 time European champion. I will also take Go-D's hardcore title while i am there. Because these two things are something i want. I challenged Go-D to this match because i knew i could find out all the information i needed about it from that Big Red Guy standing right there. See, he has been in a hardcore ladder match before, and he has won. Tonight, i will use the knowledge of this type of match he has handed to me, to hand Go-D the biggest ass kicking of his lifetime. I will show him just how hardcore Shawn Stasiak can get. I might even introduce him to a little favourite of mine. I introduced Kane to it once. But tonight, i will let loose with everything. And i will aim it all at Go-D. You see, i want Go-D's titles. And the only way I'm going to get them is buy climbing a 15 foot ladder and retrieving them. And the only way I'm going to be able to do that is buy knocking Go-D out. And i will knock Go-D out in a big way. I will knock him out of this world and send him ONE WAY WITH NO RETURN TO PLANET STASIAK!! Then, and only then will i climb that ladder to take his titles. After i have sent him where many have been before. Then, and only then, i will go on to be the greatest ever European Champion and the most extreme Hardcore champion! Because ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a big night, i want you to keep something in the back of your mind. Not only during my match, but also while Kane kicks ass in the Royal Rumble. I want you to remember these simple words. YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET!!

THE BIG RED MACHINE AND STASIAK ARE IN CAREER ENDING MODE AND YOU ARE IN THEIR PATH!!!!!

**Kane raises his arms and drops them which triggers bright RED pyro to ignite 25 feet in the air from each ringpost!!!**

**As the smoke clears, Kane and Stasiak slide out of the squared circle and head back up the ramp giving hi-5's and autographs to the KANE-O-NITES who once again chant their names!!!!!

OOC:FEEDBACK WOULD BE GREAT. THANKS AND I HOPE YOU LIKED MY RP

{}Wrestlers who have been Planet Stasiaked!{}	{}Wrestlers who have been Planet Stasiaked!{}
Shane McMahon	Jeff Jarrett
Lance Storm	Mike Sanders
	Chris Benoit
Rob Van Dam	Hulk Hogan
Y2J	Test
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