(When we last left off, Jory & Scotty had been sent to Tombstone's past by the ghost of Morgan Earp. When they were planning on getting out they got caught up in the fued between The Earps and the Cowboys and suddenly were deputized. In the closing moments of Tombstone part 3 The Cowboys told The Earps & the guys that there was a fight coming to them, and Jory & Scotty didnt like that at all. We join them wandering down Allen Street keeping as close to eachother as possible. People arent giving them any funny looks anymore, but the ladies are impressed with their massive muscles. The days eems to only get hotter and hotter so the boys decided to leave the Earps behind and head to a bar, get some brew and maybe something to eat.)

Scotty: Dude, these clothes are making my skin all icthy! Wheres the pants I bought man!?

Jory: Dont sweat it man, once we get out of here you'll get your pants.

Scotty: You mean IF? Dude, I dont see how were getting out of this, I dont see the "Back to the Future" car here or the Dr.Evil Time Portal!

Jory: Dude *laughs and looks at him* those are movie props.

Scotty: I know man....dang it you know what I mean.

Jory: I know I know, I'm just messin with ya haha.

Scotty: Ya fick, anyways, where do ya wanna go?

(Jory stops and takes a look around, hoping to find a good locaiton to parch their thirst. While looking he notices "The Oriental", the place where Wyatt and Morgan earp found their brother Virgil wounded. Interested Jory turns Scotty towards it and points at the building.)

Jory: We'll go there bro.

Scotty: The Oriental...hey I saw this before we went into that shop! Sounds like a place where them Chinese or Japenese ficks would hang out.

Jory: *Evil smirk*....Could very well be some hot girls in there.

Scotty: I'm sold, lets go!

(Before Jory can react Scotty is already across the street heading into The Oriental. Jory shake shis head laughing and follows Scotty making sure not to get in the way of on coming riders. Jory swings open the doors and walks into a glorious looking bar, the tables are packed with poker players with prostitutes on their laps cheering them on. Caigar smoke and the smell of beer flow into Jory's lungs as he walks in looking for Scotty. To Jory's right he sees the bar, typical old western bar with a huge mirror in the back allowing the bartender to see everything going on around him, to his left is where all the action is going on at. Poker, eating, drinking, even a little kinkyness is going on here. Jory walks up to the bar still searching for Scotty but unable to find him, with a confused look Jory calls over the bartender to ask him a few questions.)

Bartender: Howdy stranger, new to town? *Cleans out some mugs*

Jory: You could say that.

Bartender: *Looks at his badge then looks at Jory* Whats your name son?

Jory: Jory Johnson sir.

Bartender: Ahh I've heard of you, you scared away them Clanton boys, its all everyone has been talking about.

Jory: Really? *Pause*....well..*ego trip* it was nothing really, just protecting myself.

Bartender: I suggest you keep doing so, the Clantons and McLaurys didnt appreciate you mistreating them, they'll be gunning for you.

Jory: *Mumbles*....So I've been told. Listen, have you seen Scott Dillon in here? Hes about 6'5"..kinda got a build...was really hyper and horny.

Bartender: *Thinks*....Oh yea, I saw him run upstairs with one of our best hookers.

Jory: God help us all, where to upstairs?

Bartender: Might wanna try the "Suite", Marlena always takes her customers up there.

Jory: *Looks upstairs*...Thank you.

(Jory pats the bar table as another way of saying thanks and heads over to the stairs. Slowly, he began to creep up the stairs, mainly cause he wanted to hear the sex going on, but also to see if he could hear Scotty which he couldn't at that moment. Once he reaches the top of the stairs all hell breaks loose, the walls and doors around him are banging harder then a church bell on a Sunday. Jory sticks close to the middle of the hall and decides to look for the "Suite", on his way he runs into a few whores looking for a good time.)

Hooker #1: Hey there big boy, lookin for some action? *winks*.

Jory: *Nervous* Well..I..uh..

Hooker #2: Oh come on, were so lonely out here and we need a big man like you to...satisfy us tee-hee.

Jory: *Tries to change the subject* If you could just point me to the "Suite" I'd be most obliged.

Hooker #1: Sorry sweety, that ones taken at the moment, maybe you'd like to come to our own lil private room?

Jory: *Whipes the sweat off his forehead* Sorry ladies, but I'm not here for a good time, see my friend is up here and...

Hooker #2: *Interupts him* Now you dont have to be shy, we'll take it easy if you want.

Jory: *Sighs* I'm not shy ladies, just I have me a woman whom I love incredibly, wouldn't be gentleman like to go and sleep around with other ladies.

Hooker #1: If your taken and dont want to cheat on her, then why you up here? *Giggles*.

Jory: I told you already, my friend is up here and he shouldn't be.

Hooker #2: Dont say such a thing, every man deserves to be up here *slaps his ass*.

Jory: *Jumps and moves away from the prostitutes* Please ladies, I'm serious.

Hooker #1: Well, it doesn't matter sugar britches, one way or another were not gonna be lonely tonight!

(The two prostitutes shove Jory against a wall and begin running their hands over his body. Feeling uncomfortable Jory shoves them back and opens the door behind him. Jory turns to run into the room and sees one of the most horrorfying things in his entire life. Scotty is giving a naked Marlena a piggy back ride around the room.)

Marlena: WOOO! Ride em cowboy!!

Scotty: *Makes horse noises* Oh yea baby!

Jory: What in the blue hell are you doing Scotty!?!?!

(Jory's voice scares Scotty out of his wits making him drop Marlena right on her naked ass. Scotty stands there looking at Jory and begins twiddling his thumbs feeling an overwhelming ammount of embarrasment weigh on his chest.)

Scotty:......We were just.....engaging in a deep conversation....

Jory: Deep conversation my ass! Were here to get some drinks and find our way back home! Not horse around with hookers!

Scotty: But dude.....*motions towards Marlena*....look at them boobies *smiles*.

Jory: *Looks at her chest*.....Wow....*shakes his head* damn it dude!

Scotty: Ok man I'm sorry! I just cant help myself!

Jory:....Well...I certainly cant blame you.

(The two hookers who were hitting on Jory enter the room after watching the drama and help Marlena up from the ground.)

Marlena: Well, two guys..three women...I like this.

(Scotty and Jory look at eachother, knowing that right now..this is one of the greatest moments in their lives.)

Scotty: *Walks over to Jory and whispers*...Dude, we cant turn this down.

Jory: *Looks at the ladies*........Sorry bro, but I've got a special lady waiting for us in the present..and I'd rather be there with her...as much as this really turns me on. besides...they are hookers, think of the time period were in..they could have any kind of STD.

Scotty: *Gags* Oh God your right! Lets get outta here!

Jory: *Looks at the prostitutes* Looks like you'll be pleasuring yourselves today ladies, me and my friend here have some business to attend to.

Scotty: Yea, like finding a condom.

(Jory shakes his head then drags Scotty out of the room and back down the hallway. Scotty seperates himself from Jory and dusts off his jacket.)

Scotty: I was about ready to make her scream my name.

Jory: Save it for later dude, the chicks are way hotter in our time anyways.

(Suddenly Jory is once again approached by a prostitute, this time shes an old lady that makes both men gag at the sight of her.)

Old Hooker: Mmmm, a young one, how bout you and me go to a more secluded area and take a few years off me?

Jory: *Looks at Scotty then looks at her*......No.

(Jory and Scotty quickly run away from the lady and head back down the stairs. Jory stops Scotty at the end of them and gives him a funny look.)

Jory: What do I look like? Joe Natale?

(The two friends bust up laughing and stumble their way back to the bar trying to breath but unable to, finally after a few more minutes of cracking on Joe Natale the guys calm down and signal for the bartender to come on over.)

Bartender: I see you found your friend, how was it?

Scotty: I dont know about you, but them breasts were mmmmmmm.

Bartender: You dont know how many times I've heard that son *laughs*. So what'll it be?

Jory: Two beers, were might parched.

Bartender: Comin right up!

(The bartender grabs two mugs and pours some beer into them. After the frosty brew reaches its limit he slides them down to Jory & Scotty and leaves them to chat.)

Scotty: *Sips his drink* Cant believe I almost ficked a whore.

Jory: *Shrugs and drinks his* It coulda been worse, you could have been with that old whore hahaha.

Scotty: Please dude, I'd like to keep my beer down.

(The two men share a laugh and finish off their beers. They order a second round looking to quinch their thirst, once they get their beers 4 men walk into the Oriental. The first three are the obvious, The Earps Brothers, but the 4th man Jory & Scotty havn't encountered yet, but oddly Jory has a feeling hes seen him from somewhere. The 4 men spot Scotty & Jory and head over to them.)

Wyatt: There you two are, was wondering if the Clantons already got ya.

Jory: Nope, just enjoying some brew.

Wyatt: Well, I'd like to intorduce you to someone whos close to me, fellas, this is Doc, Doc Holliday.

(Doc steps up to the two men and reaches out his hand. Hes wearing a black cloak with some overalls and a white button up t-shirt under it.)

Doc: Charmed, I'm sure.

Jory: *Shakes Doc's hand* Hey Doc, I'm Jory, this is Scotty.

Scotty: *Shakes his hand* Howdy.

Doc: Heard you boys bested against the Clantons, you two must be quite the pair.

Scotty: Yep, we whooped their asses man, fuckin messin with me *chugs his beer*.

Morgan: Yep, were pretty lucky to have these guys on the force.

(Suddenly, gun shots ring thru the air and bullets wizz by the 6 men. They hit the ground and look out the window to see the Cowboys firing into the bar.)

Jory: Shit dude, its Ike and Billy!!

Wyatt: *yells over the bullets* Thats not all, theres Ringo and Bill as well.

Scotty: *Clicks his heels together* Theres no place like home, theres no place like home.

Jory: *Shakes Scotty* Snap out of it bro! We gotta think!

Virgil: Theres only one thing we can do *grabs his gun* teach those punks a lesson.

Wyatt: I'm with you on that Virg, lets go guys!

(Doc,Wyatt,Morgan,and Virgil take out their pistols and charge into action. Jory and Scotty relunctantly grab their guns and take a few deep breaths.)

Jory: Scotty...

Scotty: Yea bro?

Jory: If I dont make it....and you do...can you let Bec know that I uh......that I....*sighs*....that I love her?

Scotty: *Nods*......Sure bro.

(Jory and Scotty share one last moment as a team then charge outside with the 4 men ready to do battle. With guns blazing they storm thru the door looking for blood, but oddly...things are different now...everyone is modernized again, the streets are paved, no ones fighting...whats going on?)

Jory:.........Were...back...

Scotty: *Looks down*...DUDE! MY PANTS!

Jory: *Looks at his attire*....Were still in our old western clothing, somethings not right.

Scotty: Who cares? I've got my clothes back!

Jory: *Looks towards their meeting point and sees Becca waiting for them* Come on dude, we need to talk to Bec.

(Scotty grabs his things and follows Jory over to the bench that becca is sitting on. Becca spots them and quickly jumps to her feet.)

Becca: There you guys are! I was beginning to worry.....*looks at their clothing*....about you....why are you two wearing those clothes?

Jory: You'll never guess what *sees her clothes as well*.....happened...to..us...

Scotty: Am I missing something here?......

(After going back in time the two parties are back together, but neither one of them can understand whats happening to them. Will becca,Jory,and Scotty be able to find out whats going on? Stay tuned for Tombstone Part 5.)