Jory & Scotty meet the "Old West"

(Can this really be true? Is whats happening right before Jory & Scotty's eyes really happening? Jory & Scotty slowly make their way out of the door and out into public. As Jory & Scotty slowly make their way down the wooden sidewalk, they catch the eyes of the townspeople just staring at them like they are a bunch of weirdos. They stay close to eachother, not knowing what will happen to them if they make any sudden movements or a stupid mistake, this isnt the Tombstone they were just in a few minutes ago, this is the real motherficking deal. They find a nearby aley not really occupied by anyone and quickly run into it, then making sure no one is watching they dive behind a couple of barrels and freak out.)

Scotty: Dude....WHAT THE HELL!?!

Jory: *Put of breath* Ok, lets not panic dude, we can get out of this.

Scotty: And exactly HOW do we plan on getting out of this?

Jory: Well, first were going to have to blend in somehow, we'll need this era of clothing..and its a damn good thing I didnt shave this morning.

Scotty: Sounds good, now uh..where do we go to find clothing?

Jory: I'm sure theres a clothing store around here some where...

(Suddenly before Scotty can react to what Jory just said a shotgun finds itself against his temple. Scotty's eyes shoot wide open and he begins to tremble slightly. Jory slowly looks up to see whos the bearer of the shotgun and sees a man with a scruffy beard, a cowboy hat, a blue button up shirt, a leather belt around his waist and a red sash wrapped around it, his apperance reminds him of Ike Clanton and the sash tells him that this is definately a member of the infamous "Cowboys".)

???: What the hell are you two girls wearing?

Jory: Um...its our own design...its clothing for the future!

???: Well that there is some weird looking clothing, you wouldn't catch me dead in it.

Jory: Well, our design isnt for EVERYONE sir.

???: The names Ike Clanton boy, better watch your mouth cause it seems your looking for a fight.

Jory: No, were just wanting to get out of Tombstone quietly and peacefully...*looks at Scotty who looks like hes gonna piss himself.*

Ike Clanton: Well, before your friend here wets himself and your on your way, have you seen any Earps around these parts?

Jory: Um....not that I know of, we just got here so...why are you looking for them?

Ike Clanton: Those boys have pissed me off long enough, first Earp I see is going to end up a dead man.

Scotty: *Gets pissed off himself* Alright dude, I'm not an Earp so take that damn shotgun off of my head or I'm gonna have to whoop your ass!

(Jory shakes his head and tries not to laugh. Ike slowly drops his shotgun to the ground and leans in towards Scotty.)

Ike: Is that a threat boy?

Scotty: *Looks at him and smiles* Nope, that was a promise.

Ike: Then why dont you get your girly ass up off of the ground and show me how much of a man you think you are?

Scotty: Listen, if you wanna walk away with perfect health I suggest you just beat it.

Ike: Whats the matter boy? Afraid you'll lose? YOU PIMP! STAND AND FIGHT!

(Ike, being the moron he is, doesn't realize what exactly hes getting into. Scotty stands up and dusts himself off and while watching Ike prepare himself for a fight. Scotty gets into a fighting position and Ike starts it off with a right swing but Scotty ducks it and laughs in his face. Ike doesn't take too kindly to it and goes for a left swing but Scotty dodges that too.)

Scotty: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *serious*...my turn.

(Ike takes one more swing before Scotty can attack but Scotty ducks it again and hits Ike with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Ike quickly gets to his feet holding his jaw ready to run but Scotty stops him and tosses him into a wall. As Ike stumbles back Scotty picks him up and hits him with the Sting Ray knocking Ike out cold. Billy Clanton, Ike's brother, witnesses this from a nearby bar and quickly runs over to the Alley to rescue his brother but runs right into a big knee to the gut from jory who then lifts Billy up and drops him with the Reign of DM. With both men unconcious they decide to take this opprotunity to run but instead run into a gun weilding Virgil Earp.)

Virgil: Impressive boys, taking down two Clantons isnt easy.

Scotty: Yea well, messing with us will make you end up like that *points to Ike*.

Virgil: So I see, I was just on my way to find Ike here, heard he was telling people he wanted to kill me and my brothers, looks like you beat me to the punch.

Jory: We were just defending ourselves, he had a gun and well, we werent in the mood to die.

Virgil: You boys new to town?

Scotty: *Looks at DM*....You could say that.

Jory: Um, yea, but were not staying for long..we'll only be here for....however long it takes us to get out of here.

Virgil: *Laughs* Hahahaha, thaty'll be a while then, once your here it seems your here forever. WHy dont you boys come with me? I'll fix you up with some clothes and show you around.

Jory: *Realizes they really dont have a choice* Yea, that sounds good.

Virgil: Good good, by the way my name is Virgil Earp, pleased to meet you.

Jory: Nice to meet you too Virgil, oh yea. My name is Jory Johnson and that guy over there is Scotty Dillon *Scotty waves*.

Virgil: Alright boys, lets pick up this scum and head over to the Jail House.

(Jory and Scotty pick up Ike & Billy Clanton and follow Virgil to the Jail House. On the way there Jory and Scotty receive even more odd looks but they ignore them cause they know they'll end up in some cool cowboy duds any minute now. Virgil leads them into the Jail House and shows them the jail cell.)

Virgil: Go ahead and toss them into there boys.

(Jory and Scotty walk into the cell and toss poor ol Billy & Ike onto two small beds then hop on out so Virgil can close and lock the door.)

Virgil: *Looks at them* Boys, I'd like you to meet one of my brothers and fellow law officer, Morgan Earp.

(Virgil points to the middle of the room where the desk is and find Morgan sitting on the chair just kicking back and relaxing.)

Morgan: Nice to meet you boys, why'd you bring em here Virgil?

Virgil: I found them in the alley looking over the unconcious bodies of the Clanton boys, these two knocked them around like they were nothing.

Morgan: Oh really? *Looks at them* What are your names?

Jory: I'm Jory and this is Scott.

Morgan: Well Jory and Scott, you two are wearing some strange clothes there, you from the east?

Jory: No, were from here, were just..a little out of our time thats all.

Morgan: *Puzzled* Yes well, if your able to take down two Clanton boys, I think you should be apart of the law, help us keep this town in order, what do you say Virg?

Virgil: I say I'll swear them in myself.

Jory: Whoa hey guys, this is a big honor and all but...we arent cut out for this kind of thing.

Scotty: Nope, were not, we wet our pants in the face of danger.

Virgil: Thats not what I saw boys.

Scotty:...Well..I..uh....erm..HEY!

Morgan: You have no excuses guys, come on, what do you say?

Jory: Well....I..uh *looks at Scotty*....what else can we do?

Scotty: *Whispers angerly* Find a way out of here.

Jory: *Whispers* Well, what if this helps us? Remember dude, everything happens for a reason.

Scotty: Fine fine, this better pay off dude.

Jory: *Looks at Morgan and Virgil* Swear us in, were ready to go!

Virgil: Welcome aboard boys! Theres some deputy clothes in the back you can wear for now, after you change we'll swear you in.

(Jory and Scotty nod then head to the back to get changed into some deputy clothes. They basically looked like what Virgil and Morgan were wearing and they even get long black trenchcoats! Jory and Scotty come out of their lil dressing rooms and look at eachother with eyes full of excitement.)

Jory: Dude, were cowboys!

Scotty: I must admit *tugs on his coat* we look pretty spiffy.

Jory: Yea, lets just hope we live long enough to get out of these and back into our normal stuff.

Scotty: Jor, dont put that in my mind!

Jory: Sorry man.

(Jory & Scotty shake hands then head to the fornt of the building to show Morgan & Virgil. When they enter the room they see Virgil holding the cell door open and allowing a couple of "Cowboys" to help Ike and Billy out.)

Cowboy: Give us their guns.

Virgil: Not until they are fully concious.

Cowboy: *Gets in his face* Wearing that badge dont make you right, who the hell do you think you are?

(As the Cowboy exits the building he bumps into the last earp, Wyatt, as he makes his way into the building to see his brother.)

Cowboy: Hey, what where your going.

Wyatt: Easy son, I'm sorry.

Cowboy: *Gets in his face* I'm not easy and I aint your son.

Wyatt: Listen I said I was sorry.

Cowboy: You can take sorry and shove it up your ass.

(Morgan,Virgil,Jory, and Scotty join Wyatt on the porch of the jail house as the Cowboys gett on their horses and race off.)

Cowboy: YOUR GETTIN A FIGHT SOON! HAHAHAHA!!

Jory&Scotty:.....Oh boy.

(Jory and Scotty have now been made law men, now, alongside The Earsp, they will eventually face one of the greatest threats to ever come their way, question is...will they survive?)

Stay tuned for "Tombstone part 4 The boys meet "Doc" Holliday".

P.S. The word "Pimp" that was used in this rp was not meant to be a good thing, that was considered a bad word back in the day.