Protocol Results


[The scene opens inside the office of Christy Wilson, 40% owner of the UEF. She has an unhappy look that seems to be staring a hole straight through whatever she is focused on]

Christy: Well I would like to issue a federation wide apology to all those fans from last week who seen Safire perform the impossible and pin two men. I regretfully have to strikee the victory from Safire's record and give the victory to BOTH Zaz and Darsis, a rare double win but it is neccesary to undo the wrong doing. I apologize to all three competitors and this action is a message to THE entire UEF Roster, I will not condone or tolerate bad sportsmanship! But on a lighter note at the Pay Per View's MAIN EVENT! We will have a special guest enforcer who's identity will not be revealed UNTIL the match! Thank You AND ENJOY THIS WEEK's PROTOCOL!

[The camera fades out of Christy Wilson's office and the familiar theme of Protocol begins to fade in]

Protocol For 1-19-03, Live From the Molson Center in Montreal, Canada

[After the segment backstage before the show begins, a special promotional opening is aired featuring and showcasing many of the UEF’s Superstars, such as Hiddukel, Ryan and Joey White, Eddie Brock, Criminal Darsis, Criminal Sypher, Jay Moreno, Scorpion, Stiv Strummer, Safire with her Krash Course Title, Galuda, Ice Cube and Chris Hardy, Zaz, Midnight Striker, Prometheus, Kerri Storm with the International Title, Montrose, ShadowDM, Christy Wilson, and ending with the return of Shadowstorm from the Dec. 8 Protocol, before it showcases Thorn holding the UEF Ultimate Title Belt inside the Cell at Gang Rulz. The UEF Theme Music “My Generation” by Limp Bizkit, continues to blare while the promo heads into the arena, where pyros go off, with some fireworks. The cameras pan through the entire arena a full 360 degrees showcasing signs, including showing a few people holding foam black mambas, and then it heads down to ringside where Frank Jones and Johnny Dieppe are waiting to open the show.

Frank: We are just one week away now from the Pay-Per-View event that got the UEF started rocking and rolling. Next Sunday is NEW YEARS REVOLUTIONS, LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN NEW YORK CITY! HELLO EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO UEF PROTOCOL! I’M FRANK JONES......

Johnny: And I’m Johnny Dieppe, and boy do we have a huge show planned for you tonight, headlined by the Ultimate Title Match, which has the final two people from the Seven Deadly Sins War Games Ultimate Title match in it, being Rain, and the current UEF Ultimate Champion, Thorn!

Frank: What Thorn has done recently is nothing short of despicable. For what he did to Nosh, and the fans, he should be personally shot. I hope the female version of the Storm family will take her down tonight.

Johnny: You’re just mad that he’s still around.

Frank: We also have a rather intriguing match for the International Title, as the new champion, Scorpion, will face off against the upstart in Hiddukel, who has been turning heads with his recent attacks on various UEF stars.

Johnny: Hiddukel is pulling double-duty again tonight, as he’s also teaming up with President Kidd Krash to fight against the White Brothers, Ryan and Joey.

Frank: And Ryan White has the Ultimate Title Windshield match against Thorn also in the back of his mind, so he’s kind of up in a quandary about tonight’s title match.

Johnny: That’s true, he’s got his fiancee` fighting for the prize that she has wanted ever since Rane, her brother, Victor Haze, so to speak, never got because he passed away.

Frank: We also have Krash Course Champion Safire going one-on-one with KookyBoy, who has been a bit impressive since returning from a major injury.

Johnny: Stiv Strummer, a man who was heading up towards the main event status before he had to take time off from an injury, is back in action tonight against Zaz, who has found out that playing with the bigger boys and girls is much harder than it looks.

Frank: We also have ADD going against Dave Helms, and Ace, who has returned to try and make an impact once again on the UEF. All three men will be looking for a big win to move up the ladder of success here in the UEF once again.

Johnny: There’s rumors running around that some people who have been away could return tonight, and we could find that out at any point.

Frank: And it looks like our 40% owner, Christy Wilson is about to join us as the lights have gone out here.

Johnny: Hey, let’s see if she shakes that ass.

The lights have gone out in the arena, as smoke is starting to display itself up around the stage and ramp entrance. On the Video-Tron, an image of Christy Wilson looking as she usually does, which is a knockout displays along with a short video montage of her basically modeling, which has the fans wondering where she was modeling for. As the smoke now changes from white to red, “Ms. Jackson” blares throughout the sound system in the arena, and out appears Christy Wilson to a standing ovation from the crowd, and chants of “Christy” as she starts to walk down the aisle to the ring. As she hits half-way down the ramp, she puts both of her arms in the air as to wave to the crowd, which gets a series of fireworks to go off, getting “Ooohhhss” and “Aaaahhhhsssss” as she’s dressed to kill, as usual. She finally hits the ring as she even takes her time to straddle the ropes with her long legs, and she even bends over to give the fans a small peak, which gets them cheering. She then enters the ring, and is handed a microphone from Jenny Williams, and is ready to speak.

Christy happens to be dawning black pants and a tight black sweater that is showing off her chest, also containing a small hole where cleavage can be shown. She stands up straight to show off her T and bends over a bit to show her A.

Christy: The last time I was here in Montreal, it was a few weeks before Invasion 2001, where we were preparing for Nightcrow to fight Cyrus Storm as a surprise opponent.

The crowd cheers.

Christy: Tonight, is a much different story. We are just one week away from the Pay-Per-View event that put the UEF of the map, being NEW YEARS REVOLUTIONS, THE THIRD DIMENSION!

The crowd erupts, clapping and cheering.

Christy: We all know about the main event, where Thorn will put up the Ultimate Title in a Windshield Match against Ryan White. As we just found out a few minutes ago, some modifications have been made to that match from the original stipulations that were made by Thorn through UEF President Kidd Krash.

Major boos are heard here for Krash.

Christy: There could be a major problem with this match if Kerri Storm happens to win the Ultimate Title here....... TONIGHT!

Chants of “Rain” and cheers are heard everywhere.

Frank: This is very true what she’s saying.

Johnny: I hate it when she’s right, but she is right.

Christy: Unfortunately, I also am out here to be the bearer of some bad news concerning a UEF superstar. Galuda, who was originally supposed to face Shadowstorm at New Years Revolutions in a Hell in the Cell Casket Match.....

The crowd roars here.

Christy: I know, it was going to be one hell of a fight too. Unfortunately for all of us, that match will NOT be happening now.

Boos are heard from the crowd here, as they want an explanation.

Christy: You see Montreal, when Galuda faced BloodIce at Gang Rulz, he suffered a similar neck injury to the one that sidelined him for three months last year. And he tried to fight through it, and unfortunately, thanks to Shadowstorm, he’s now going to be out of commission for possibly several months. He’s suffered two cracked vertebrae in his back and neck area, and he just had surgery to fuse two of them together. It’s likely that he could never be returning to the ring as well.

The crowd cheers a bit here.

Christy: Another thing that has been puzzling as well is the disappearance of the Vigilante himself since that evening, Shadowstorm.

Frank: She’s right once again Johnny!

Johnny: I’m glad he’s not around. He’s ended the careers of several people already, and you just heard that he might have done the same to a former UEF Ultimate Champion in Galuda!

Christy: As many of you well know, he and I have a much storied past including a few years of being a couple, and almost heading towards marriage. Unfortunately for myself, Joseph and I have not spoken since Boiling Point when I talked to him before his match with his brother, Nightcrow. And since then, no one has been the same, not myself, not Nightcrow, as you have seen with him needing to use a cane to walk. Not Catherine Grazio, who was affected by this as well, and especially Joseph Storm, since he hasn’t really spoken to anyone since then except for BloodIce, and he’s out with injuries for possibly several weeks as well. And I’m here with a special surprise for him if he’s here tonight.

The crowd erupts with cheers here as we go to ringside with Frank and Johnny.

Frank: What’s the surprise that she has in store for Shadowstorm tonight?

Johnny: I don’t know, but rumor has it he’s not here tonight once again. Thorn’s been calling him out for weeks now, and still no word from Storm concerning his challenge.

We go back in the ring with Christy again.

Christy: Next week, we have New Years Revolutions live from Madison Square Garden in New York City, my home town. It’s also the place where most of wrestling history has been made.

The crowd yells out in unison “Yes”!

Christy: Ah, very attentive and knowledgeable on our wrestling history, are we here?

Once again, the crowd yells “Yes”!

Christy: It’s also my hometown, as I was born and raised there. History will be made once again as there will be some special matches there again this year. The Third Dimension, which will possibly set records, as it has already been sold out since the first day tickets went on sale, will also have additional events set up during the entire weekend live from various parts of New York City, including the remodeled Storm’s Nightclub, as I have been given permission by Kerri Storm to run a special party, New York Style, there two nights before the Pay-Per-View.

The crowd cheers.

Christy: But there’s just one question.

The crowd yells “WHAT?”

Christy: Where........... is Shadowstorm?

The crowd yells “WHERE?”

Just as that occurs, the lights have gone out in the Molson Center in Montreal, but nothing happens yet.

Frank: What’s going on here? We can’t see a damn thing, and not only that, there’s no music, or anything being said.

Johnny: I have no clue, but a spotlight has shined on the rafters as we see a Crow up there, possibly a sign of Nightcrow coming out.

As he says that, a crow is spotted now flying down and standing on the ropes, just standing there, as a “Crow’s Call” is heard by the crow, which causes thunder to be heard in cracks throughout the arena, which causes streaks of blue and orange to appear, as they go in and fade to black, with another series of streaks to go through. Then we hear the line “Are you ready for a nightmare? Are you ready to feel like you’re seeing a Ghost? If you are, then start preparing as a Storm is Brewing out there, can you feel it? Welcome to the world of the Vigilante.

No promises, No guarantees

When you come down here

You're already on your knees

You wanna ride White lightnin'

Then sign your name

If you wanna dance with the devil

You gotta play his way - play the game

You gotta taste that sweetness

'Cos you can't say no

But are you ready for the nightmare

When you can't let go

Like a soldier of fortune

When the money runs dry

You got rivers of bitter tears - in your eyes

When the first words above of “White Lightning” by Def Leppard start to blare over the sound system, thunder starts to be heard again, as they go through the first and second verses of the song are heard. The crowd starts to chant “Storm” as they have recognized who this person is, as two lightning strikes are seen, one strikes the four ring posts in unison, and the second one strikes the stage as the smoke comes up, and fire is coming through the pyros as Shadowstorm appears on the ramp and does the Crow sign, to symbolize the crow in the ring who now makes his way towards Storm, and perches himself on his left shoulder. As Storm walks down the ring, we see snow coming down from the ceiling as wind shear is now going through the arena and a blue pyro is blaring now half-way down the ramp on each side as to symbolize water. It flickers on and off as shadows appear in each side of the arena, and four smaller shadows of ghosts appear inside the ring off of spotlights. Storm makes his way to the steel steps, and makes the sign of the crow again, while he bows his head, as a lightning strike appears again, hitting all four ring posts, and having pyros of fire and water appear in opposite corners. The crow starts to fly in the air, as the lights come on now, and perches himself on the ropes once again as Shadowstorm enters the ring and goes up on each turnbuckle and does the crow sign as the crow makes a calling sound each time. The crowd is still chanting his name.

Frank: WOW, what an entrance by Shadowstorm, who is here tonight. And this is a bit unexpected.

Johnny: Jesus H Christ is all I have to say. That’s just a bit scary.

Frank: I wonder what he has to say to his ex-girlfriend, who happens to be 40% owner of the UEF as well.

We now go into the ring where Shadowstorm has taken a mic handed to him by Jenny Williams, and is ready to speak, as he stares into Christy’s eyes first to check on something. He then goes out of the ring and grabs a trashcan that was conveniently set at ringside, and puts it into the ring, covered still, and is ready to speak.

Shadowstorm: Montreal, Quebec, Canada, guess who...... is............ BACK!

The crowd cheers heavily, as Christy is clapping in the ring.

Shadowstorm: Now before I talk to you Christy, I have a few things to show everyone here........ TONIGHT!

The crowd starts cheering and chanting his name. We go to ringside first.

Frank: If this is anything like what he started doing to UEF stars last Summer, I’m not sure if I want to see any of that.

Johnny: Ah, I don’t think he’s funny at all. He’s funny looking if that.

We go back in the ring as Storm is staring at Christy the entire time, and now hits the mic again.

Shadowstorm: I want to discuss what happened last week here on Protocol from Toronto involving my sister, Kerri Storm, and Scorpion in their International Title Match, and ShadowDM as well.

The crowd gets a bit stoic as they are wondering what he has to say.

Shadowstorm: As you all know, after a few accidental shots by my sister Kerri to the special referee ShadowDM, DM decided he had enough and attacked my sister. Now, where I can understand his frustration and what he said after the match, I WILL NOT CONDONE ANYONE ATTACKING KERRI STORM IN THE WAY THAT WAS DONE EVER AGAIN! DM, you and I will talk about this later and we will resolve this, as you and I go back almost five years in the wrestling world, and this will be taken care of as we both are adults here.

The crowd cheers.

Shadowstorm: HOWEVER............. I have a piece of footage to show everyone concerning the little celebration after the victory by Scorpion, the new International Champion, which happened in the locker room, as I set a specialized “Ghost” camera in the Legends of Wrestling locker room, while the match was going on.

The crowd is starting to wonder what he is up to, as he opens up the trash can, and pulls out a remote control, and points it at the Proto-Tron up on the stage. He waits for the crow to fly and press the button himself, as the video starts to roll.

The video takes everyone backstage into the L.O.W. locker room, where DM and Safire are sitting around and waiting for Scorpion to get ready as he just got out of the shower. Scorpion then comes out carrying his bag that has his wrestling trunks, however, when Safire and Scorpion see him, they start laughing as he forgot something. Let’s see what happened here.

ShadowDM: Hey Scorp, buddy, old pal, you might want to take that belt off and get dressed.

Scorpion looks down, and gets a shocked look on his face, as he is only dressed in his newly won International title belt around his waist. Unfortunately, since he’s still a bit wet from his shower, the belt falls off, and well................

ShadowDM: Uh, you definitely don’t want to be caught naked around either of us again. No wonder why you have no luck with the ladies. It’s......... well...........

Safire: I’ll say it for you hunny. It’s just too small.

ShadowDM: I guess size does matter.

Safire nods as Scorpion is now angry and has red on his face, as he grabs his belt, wraps it around his waist, and starts running like a little kid crying back to where his clothes are. The crowd is hilariously rolling in laughter as it looks like Storm has done it again.

Frank: How in the hell did he catch that backstage?

Johnny: That’s a good question. But I will have to admit he has one-upped everyone there.

Shadowstorm is ready to speak back in the ring, and Christy and he are laughing.

Shadowstorm: Gee there Scorpion, Mr. International Champion, that wasn’t your highlight of the evening, was it?

The crowd laughs.

Shadowstorm: It looks like that you were given the short end of the stick when it comes to your penis size, along with your game as well. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Thank God you weren’t running around like that one guy in the new Nike commercial at the Soccer game.

The crowd laughs, as Storm pulls out the “Black Mamba” which was Chudson’s old toy he used to beat people up with.

Shadowstorm: Maybe you might want to take this and use it for your own purposes instead of having it used as a weapon in the ring.

We can see Frank and Johnny laughing at ringside, as Storm is ready to speak but Christy interrupts him.

Christy: And are you sure that you don’t need that yourself there Joseph?

Shadowstorm: Well, you would know, as you have seen and felt it on many occasions before. Remember we were together for two years at one time.

Christy starts blushing and the crowd is laughing as Storm starts walking towards her, as she’s beat red now in her face, and not sure what to do.

Shadowstorm: I mean the last time you and I talked, you were the one on top trying to get me in the sack.

Christy starts to walk over to him, blushing as red as can be, which is redder than the all red dress that she is wearing, which is spaghetti strapped at the top on one side, and more like a tank top on the other, with some black stars in the design as well. Storm backs up a bit.

Shadowstorm: Maybe we’ll go and do some stuff later, but unfortunately, I have a little something else to offer to Scorpion first because I saw something disgusting on him as well.

A video image pops up that has a picture of Scorpion having red on his ass, as Storm pulls out a small box with Preparation H on it, and the crowd is laughing.

Shadowstorm: You might also want to fix your hemorrhoid issue with some this.

We see laughter all across the arena as people are laughing so hard they are becoming blue in the face. Frank and Johnny are speechless at ringside, as an image pops up of Galuda on the Proto-Tron.

Shadowstorm: Next, we have Galuda, who just happens to now be on the shelf thanks to my buddy BloodIce, and myself. As you can see, he’s my next target, and let me see what my trusty little box here, while you guys take a look at this video I took of him during the Gang Rulz Pay-Per-View.

Frank: Oh no, what’s he got on Galuda now?

Johnny: I’m not liking this if I were Galuda right now, as he’s laid up at home.

A video starts rolling showing Galuda all alone in his locker room, and he’s got a jar of Vaseline in his hands, and starts rubbing some of it on a cut he suffered earlier in the week. He stops rubbing it, and turns around to walk, but doesn’t realize that a banana peel is right under his foot, as he slips and falls, and the Vaseline Jar breaks as it falls on his body, most of the jar hits a certain region of his body that’s private, and Galuda starts to scratch there, as he tries to get up, and slips and falls again, but his private parts hit the couch as he turns around and hits there by accident. The crowd is laughing like crazy as Storm has pulled a jar of Vaseline out of his trashcan, along with a box of Lean Cuisine, and a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Shadowstorm: First here, we have seen a fat man fall and injure his private region, which is why he could have hernia now. Second, he had a jar of Vaseline and it fall on his crotch. You all know the saying about Vaseline, have jar, will travel. I didn’t think you would take that saying literally and have it traveling on your body as well. That’s just gross, and it makes me want to vomit.

The crowd is laughing hysterically at this, as Storm is ready to speak with the jar of Vaseline thrown into the crowd, and a fan catches it. He’s now got the food in his hands.

Shadowstorm: And another thing Galuda, you may want to change your diet. I know you have lost some weight, but what is your waist size, the Equator?

The crowd laughs and cheers.

Shadowstorm: I remember that one night a year and a half ago where UEF’s Original Icon Podmaster was eating with you at Kentucky Fried Chicken, and you just made him utterly sick with how much you ate there. So I came up with an idea that might help your health out. See, why don’t you just order one 12 piece bucket of chicken, and mix it with a Lean Cuisine, so you get the best of both worlds? You still get to be fat and heavy, but at least you won’t be the equator size you are now.

Frank: Okay, now even I think Storm may be taking it a bit too far, but it’s funny nonetheless.

Johnny: I agree on him taking it too far.

Johnny’s snickering off the mic as Storm is ready to speak in the ring.

Shadowstorm: I’ve also been hearing that a certain current Ultimate Champion has been calling my name out. His name is Thorn.

Chants of “Asshole” are heard from the crowd as Storm pulls out a Nosh T-Shirt, and shows it up in the air for the fans to see, as they start chanting the name of “Nosh” He hands it to Christy, who holds it up in the air, as he’s ready to speak.

Shadowstorm: Thorn, I’m not going to talk about what you and I have as far as history, because that’ll come up again in the near future. Instead, what you did to Nosh just a few weeks ago was nothing short of disgusting. I watched you two celebrate your Ultimate Title Victory over Kerri Storm and five others while I was in a stretcher. I did think what you did to show a sign of support and unity towards him was a great thing, and then you do this? The next time you and I face off in the ring, if that does ever happen, two things will happen.

The crowd yells out “What?”

Shadowstorm: The first thing that will happen is that you will receive the beating of a lifetime, like you have never received before from this extremely angry Storm. And the second thing that will happen will be that I’ll be dedicating my next match one on one with you to your cousin, and one of my toughest opponents I have ever faced, in Nosh.

Crowd cheers are heard, and chants of Storm are ringing through the arena.

Shadowstorm: Now Christy, I hear you have two things to tell me, so go on ahead and say your piece, because we have taken a lot of their time already and they want to see my sister, Kerri Storm, win the Ultimate Title tonight.

The crowd cheers, as Christy has her mic ready and approaches Storm.

Christy: First off, I am glad you are here. And what I have to offer you is two things.

Shadowstorm: Let me guess, sex is one of them?

She chuckles, along with the fans whistling and cheering, with some blushing from her, as she responds.

Christy: Maybe later, but that’s not what I want to ask here concerning New Years Revolutions, as unfortunately, you do not have a match as Krash has made it known you will NOT be wrestling in your home town, and Madison Square Garden, which you have made history before.

The crowd boos at this.

Shadowstorm: I see, so the Krash Dummy has decided to have a power struggle with the women who also owns the same amount of power in the UEF. However, maybe I should tell you and Krash both something.

The crowd yells “WHAT?” again.

Christy: I was starting to wonder who owned Galuda’s 20% of the company as he did sell it last year, but he did not say who.

Shadowstorm: And you are correct, I OWN THE OTHER 20% OF THE UEF! HOW IN THE HELL DO ANY OF YOU THINK I CAN SNEAK INTO LOCKER ROOMS AND PUT CAMERAS UP?

The crowd erupts in cheers.

Frank: Galuda sold his 20% to Shadowstorm? What the hell?

Johnny: This happened last Summer when Galuda was out of action before Ultimate Fighter.

Christy: Well, now since that is officially out in the open, since there are special stipulations in the Ultimate Title Windshield Match, we need to have a special guest referee, and well......... I was wondering if you would accept that role in this match at New Years Revolutions?

The crowd stands up on their feet, clapping, cheering, and so on, chanting Storm’s name.

Shadowstorm: Sure, why not? It’ll allow me to keep an eye on any outside interference, and if anyone does try to interfere, I will take them down to the depths of the Shadows.

The crowd cheers.

Christy: Our next UEF Pay-Per-View is Soul Survivor, and I know that the only event you have never won in the UEF is the Soul Survivor battle royal. This year, Soul Survivor will be UEF’s first ever Pay-Per-View to be held inside a football stadium as it will be held in the SuperDome in New Orleans, Louisiana. And I am offering you the opportunity to enter the battle royal, and the winner gets a shot at the Ultimate Title at Wrestle World, the Third Portal, in April, which will be held in SKYDOME IN TORONTO!

The crowd erupts in cheers, chanting Christy’s name, as Storm starts to think about this, but he’s got an evil smile on his face.

Shadowstorm: The Soul Survivor battle royal, the one event I have never won in the UEF, is the chance of a lifetime where the winner faces the Ultimate Champion for the belt at Wrestle World 3. And you are right, it is the ONLY thing in the UEF that I have never won. I have done them all, except for winning the Krash Course Title, which I am not worried about that at the moment. Those people who have held the belt for the most part have been great champions. However, the Ultimate Title is something I’d love to get my hands on again, and this time, keep it for a while. So to answer your question Christy, I ACCEPT!

The crowd erupts in cheers, as Storm’s got one more thing to say, and the fans join in unison at the end of it.

Shadowstorm: Soul Survivor, 24 or 29 other people will be in there with me, and this time around, I’m not going to be eliminated by Chris Hardy, who was a great Ultimate Champion. I don’t plan on being eliminated by anyone. We have all those other competitors and only ONE Brewing Storm. There’s a Storm Brewing out there everyone, can you feel it? Are you ready to feel like you have seen a Ghost? Welcome to the world of the vigilante, and all of you will be ERASED, as I go on to Wrestle World and have my shot at the ULTIMATE........ TITLE!

He makes the sign of the crow, who now joins him in that motion as the crow stands on his left shoulder once again, as Christy exits the ring, and “White Lightning” by Def Leppard blares over the sound system. Christy’s already backstage, while Storm now is exiting the ring and heading backstage with the Crow on his shoulder.

Frank: WOW, WHAT A WAY TO START THE NIGHT. STORM’S THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE IN THE ULTIMATE TITLE WINDSHIELD MATCH AT NEW YEARS REVOLUTIONS, AND HE’S ALSO IN THE BATTLE ROYAL AT SOUL SURVIVOR!

Johnny: Oh, that’s just terrific. Now we have to deal with an egomaniac once again.

Frank: We’ll be right back after this commercial break with our first match.

Dave Helms vs ADD vs Ace (All three wrestlers are now in the ring, and the bell rings for the beginning of the match. Ace goes straight for David Helms, bringing him crashing down to the mat with a quick knee to the stomach. While Ace is distracted, Add runs up behind him planting his elbow into the center of Ace’s shoulder blades sending him staggering toward the corner post)

Johnny: ADD really needs to keep Helms on the mat because if David Helms is able to get to his feet, it’s lights out for ADD.

Franky: Cut the kid some slack Johnny, ADD’s stomping at the back of Helms!

(ADD continuing to take advantage of the situation sends boot after boot into the side of Helms seemingly working the right side of his body. Meanwhile, Ace climbs up to the top rope and raises a clenched fist up toward the crowd before leaping from the top rope connecting and bringing ADD down with a cross body block)

Franky: Nice move there by Ace, he could have this wrapped up right now

Johnny: I doubt it.

(Ace follows the move up with a pin, the referee begins to count)

1…

(And before the ref can bring his hand down for the two counts, ADD lifts his shoulder. Ave brings a dazed ADD to his feet before attempting to send a boot into the stomach area of ADD….BUT NO!! ADD grabs the boot of Ace and flips him down to the matt on his back)

Franky: Nice counter there by ADD, his wrestler sure does have potential.

Johnny: My grandmother showed more potential using her walking frame then he does.

(ADD with both his hands wrapped around the ankles of Ace, lifts his leg between the both Ace’s and plants the bottom of his boot down on the mat. ADD then crosses both of Ace’s ankles over his thigh and begins to twist sideways seeming to pull at Ace’s calf muscles with a half sharpshooter)

Franky: This is all over, ring the damn bell!

Johnny: Wait, there’s someone appearing at the top of the RAMP!!!…oh no wait, that’s just one of the sound crew guys. Back to the ring.

(Ace has yet to tap out as Helms has now staggered to his feet holding his right side, he moves up behind ADD whilst ADD is preoccupied with Ace. Helms wraps his left arm around the neck of ADD and falls back connecting hard with a reverse DDT!!…David rolls ADD up for the pin)

1…

2….

(And ADD kicks out, Helms then begins to send repeated punches to the head of ADD calling him obscene names in front of the camera…”You son of a b*tch” is one of those words. Helms stands to his feet and leaps into the air, coming back down and landing across the neck of ADD with a leg drop)

Johnny: ADD went and done it, he made the Helmster mad

Franky: The Helmster? You’re a fan of David Helms?

Johnny: Who isn’t, he’s a legend!

(David Helms pulls ADD back up to his feet, but overcome by the noisy crowd Helms doesn’t realize that ADD has regained consciousness and before he knows it, ADD brings him down with a jawbreaker. ADD quickly takes advantage and pulls Helms to his feet, meanwhile Ace has manages to get to his feet and is charging at ADD. ADD turns to see Ace running quickly toward him and sends him back down to the ring with a nice sidekick to the chin of Ace. ADD quickly rolls Ace out of the ring so that he can pin Helms, ad ADD turns to go for the pin, David Helms sends him reeling with a powerful clothesline across his chest. Helms then positions ADD on the mat before climbing up to the top rope. Helms begins to beat a clenched fist hard against his chest before raising it toward the crowd and LEAPING off the top rope and successfully connecting a swanton bomb off the top rope right across the chest of ADD. Helms then rolls ADD up for the pin, and the ref begins to count)

1…..

2…..

3…..

(David Helms then stands victoriously with both his hands raised and a smile plastered across his face)

Jenny: Your winner by pinfall, in a three-way match……DAVID HELMS!!!!

Tre Scott vs Mystery Opponent Frank: Next up I can't wait..Tre Scott is going against someone he has yet to meet. The match was decided almost a week ago.

Johnny: It doesn't matter Frank, Tre Scott has showed countless amount of times that he doesn't take no for an answer. When we get back everyone TRE SCOTT and his mystery opponent!


UEF Protocol every Tuesday Night
Anger Management featuring Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson
After commercials pass the UEF returns with a UEF Pay-Per-View Promo showing on screen. The camera pans around showing thousands of UEF fans cheering in the stands as we now Tre Scott warming up inside the ring.

Frank: We're back ladies and gentlemen, Tre Scott entered the ring awaiting his mystery opponent. He seems nervous not knowing who he's facing

Johnny: You're wrong...absolutely wrong. Tre Scott is prepared for this match. He has been since the day he heard about it.

As Johnny finished talking, the piercing shrill of a woman echoes thru the arena, the lights begin to flicker and eventually turn off. Upon the UEFtron pictures of mutilated corpses appeared with a black background, flashing from one sickening image to the next. Then, as a dark figure stepped out onto the rampway, the images immediately became clouds with a baby blue background. "Immortal" by Adema replaced the shrills fo the woman and as the lights came on the audience could see that the once "Dead" wrestler whom returned on last week's Protocol was alive and kicking. Prometheus smiles as raises his arms in victory. As the crowd continues to cheer him on, he extends his hand backstage and pulls out no one other then his beautiful wife, Breanna. He heads to the ring and Jenny is heard over the public announce system.

Jenny: And the challenger..making his way to the ring...from Aurora, Illinois...weighing in at two hundred and twenty-five pounds...being accompanied to the ring by Breanna...THE MYTH...PROMETHEUS!

He heads to the ring hand and hand with Breanna. Tre Scott is seen laughing and the fans erupt with excitement at the site of Prometheus. The entire arena gives Prometheus a standing ovation as he gets to the ring. He stops on the outside and looks at Breanna, giving her a kiss on the cheek. Not soon after Tre Scott is seen coming off the ropes and delivering a baseball slide into the shoulder of Prom. Breanna jumps back in shock and Prom hits the floor outside. Tre Scott slides out of the ring and looks at Prom on the floor. His attention turns towards Breanna who has gotten a shocking look on her face. She continues to back away from Tre Scott as far as she can.

Frank: This isn't looking good for Prometheus's girlfriend. His attention is focused on her and her only.

Johnny: GET HER! GET HER!

Tre is seen walking towards her, but Prometheus gets up and runs into him pushing him into the stairs just outside the ring. Prom grabs Tre Scott and rolls him in the ring. Prom follows not long after, Prom makes it to his feet just seconds after entering the ring.

Frank: I don't think Prometheus liked the idea of Tre Scott trying to take advanage of his girlfriend.

Prom starts stopping away at Tre. He picks Tre up off the mat and levels him with a suplex.

Frank: Tre Scott never should have messed with Prometheus's woman. I would say he's getting the beating of his life.

Prom is seen whipping Tre into the ropes, Tre comes off walking right into the Blitzmate.

Frank: I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MOVE IN AGES JOHNNY! PROMETHEUS IS REALLY SHOWING HE'S BACK IN THE UEF FOR BUSINESS

Johnny: That had to hurt.

Prom goes for the cover

...1

...2

Johnny: KICK OUT BY TRE! YES!

Prometheus looks at Tre and gets to his feet. Prom grabs Tre as he gets up off the mat. Prom backs Tre up a few feet before whipping him into the corner turnbuckle. Prom singles a cut throat and walks over to Tre.

Frank: what is Prometheus planning?

Johnny: I'm not liking this...

Prom grabs Tre and sets him up on the turnbuckle and turns around..

Frank: this is it..the crucifix bomb..better known as...ANGELS RETURN!

Johnny: NOO

Prometheus goes for the cover once more

...1

...2

...3

The bell sound and Jenny is heard over the public address system

Jenny: AND THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH.....PROMETHEUS!!

Thorn arrives to the arena

Cut to the parking lot. A long, long stretch limo pulls up as the camera pans along its side. The driver gets out of his door, and hastily trots around to the passenger door on the opposite to the camera.

Driver: Sir, Madam.

Rose gets out, stretches and takes a few steps away from the car.

Rose: Thanks….er….help me out here?

Driver: Sebastian, Ma’am.

Rose: Sebastian? What, were your parents drunk or something?

Driver: [struggling to remain professional] Very good, Ma’am. Sir…

Thorn rises from the plush leather seat, towering over the sharply attired driver. He stops, as if he realises he’s missing something.

Thorn:…right.

Thorn reaches back into the cab and emerges with the Ultimate Title belt. He slings it over his shoulder, the metal rivets whipping against the roof of the limo, scratching the paint. Sebastian is clearly annoyed. Thorn turns back to the limo and realises the damage.

Thorn: You should get that seen to

The driver shuts the door and walks around to the boot, opens it and takes out Thorn’s large black sports bag. He leaves it in the floor aside the car. Thorn begins to walk towards the arena. Rose stops, looking at Thorn, and then at the bag. Realising her duty, Rose reaches down and picks up the strap, beginning to wheel the bag after Thorn, clearly struggling with the weight.

Rose: Um, Taine. Little help?

Thorn: We’re in a time of complete equal rights. Don’t you think it would undo years of strife on the part of hairy pitted lesbi…er, feminists through history if I would degrade you by taking that bag from you. I wouldn’t want to assume you couldn’t manage it.

Rose: I hate you

Thorn: Nah, you don’t.

Rose: Taine, what’s one thing worse than being a male chauvinist pig?

Thorn: Being a stupid damn woman who doesn’t know her place.

Rose dejectedly continues to drag the bag up the concrete ramp into the arena. Thorn reaches a door, holds it for a second, and then lets it go just as Rose approaches.

Rose: Taine!

Thorn: Oh, soz.

Thorn, with Rose trailing behind, make their way through the corridors.

Thorn: Listen, I’ve got to go talk to Krash about that stipulation, just to iron a few things out. Why don’t you go leave my bag in my dressing room, then you can put your feet up.

Rose: Wow, such a gentleman. Where’s your room?

Thorn: Down that corridor, then right, third left and it the seventh door after the staircase.

Rose struggles to get the wheels on the bag rolling again, as she discontented inches her way towards the dressing room.

Rose: (under her breath) He’s under pressure, that’s all. He’s not a total asshole. Well, not all the time……[gets out of range of mic]

Thorn walks down another corridor, reaches Krash’s door and enters without knocking. Inside, Krash is on the phone, and obviously surprised by the visit.

Krash: [to phone] I’ll call you back. [To Thorn] T-Man, how you doing? You all set for tonight? Big match, eh?

Thorn: What? Oh, yeah, that chick. Sure, I’m set. It’s not like I’m going to be the first ever Ultimate Champion to drop the belt to some top-heavy dolly bird, is it?

Krash: Just don’t take her lightly, ok? If something mad happens then NYR is totally screwed. All the tickets are sold, and every one of those tickets was bought under the pretence that they were going to see you “drive” Ryan White straight through a car’s windshield, excuse the pun. You know what’s disgusting about this? Even though it’s widely accepted that you invented this match, you’ve never actually been placed in one, but it’s always been Nosh, Nosh, Nosh. But then, I guess that shows what sort of decision makers I’ve taken over from.

Thorn: Yeah, about that. I just wanted to make sure everything was set concerning the stips, all the legal issues have been neatly sidestepped and we won’t have any loopholes.

Krash: Believe me, Taine this baby is watertight. Ryan White’s signature is absolutely binding. There is no way he can back out of this now. But then, as Canadians are men of such integrity, I’m sure he’d never try.

Thorn: I don’t know, if he knew exactly what he’s letting himself in for, I think there would be a Ryan White shaped hole in that wall right now.

Krash: As a matter of fact, I was just about to go out to the ring and announce it officially, care to join me?

Thorn: Actually, boss, I was kind of planning on announcing it after I beat the crap out of his girlfriend later tonight. It would be kind of like a double “blow”, coincidently something Kerri’s apparently quite good at giving if rumours are to be believed.

Krash: Yeah, sure, it’s your brainchild. It would never have occurred to me to put this at risk…

Thorn: What risk is there? The thing is a foregone conclusion. All over bar the shouting. Once I defeat Rain tonight, just like I did back at Gang Rulz to rip away her chance of winning the Seven Deadly Sins, the shape of New Year’s Revolutions will well and truly have taken shape. And the message will be received, Loud and Clear.

Thorn and Krash share a sinister laugh. Cut to ringside, and to Frank and Johnny.

Frank Jones: What the hell is Thorn talking about? What else have they got planned? It’s already a No Interference Windshield Match for the Ultimate Title, assuming Thorn emerges victorious later tonight, and believe me that will not be an easy task against Rain in her first ever one on one Ultimate Title match.

Johnny: The Storm Vs Millan Saga that seems to have been running for years will be brought to life again tonight. This is going to be one hell of a contest!

Frank: Can Rain become the first EVER female Ultimate Champion? No matter what, history will be made in our main event!

Johnny: And what’s the final stipulation? The wait is killing me!

Safire vs Kookyboy

[A double profile shot of both competitors.]

Jones [V/O]: The cheer-birds were out in force as Kooy-boy made his way to the ring, backing in the standing ovation he got from the campus crowd. Safire’s arrival was more positive than ever,and right from the beginning she seemed to feed off it, countering Kooky's attempt to jump the bell with a hiptoss and a FLURRY of dropkicks!

[Stills of the fast start from Kooky-boy.]

Jones [V/O]: The exuberant female continued to pour it on, tagging Kooky with a series of chops, whipping him to the ropes and nearly launching him into orbit with a HUUUUGE backdrop! Kooky-boy stayed on the defensive for the next few moments as Safire kept her momentum going, snapping the sadistic one over with a textbook ‘rana, and perching on the second rope, LAUNCHING herself at her opponent with a flying lariat…

[Stills of Safire keeping the pressure on.]

Jones [V/O]: …only to jump RIGHT into a single-arm DDT from Kooky, DRILLING Safire into the canvas!! Safire's momentum was killed STONE dead from here on in, as Kooky began a systematic destruction of the her arm for the next few minutes. Safire was beaten in and around the ring, smacked into the ringpost, and clamped into a VICIOUS-looking step-over armbar by Kooky, only JUST managing to reach the ropes and force the break!

[Stills of Kooky-boy turning the tide, and taking Safire apart.]

Jones [V/O]: However, Kooky refused to let up, keeping the attack going as he tangled Safire’s arm in the ropes, laying into it with a FLURRY of kicks… and forcing the ref to move in and call for the break. Safire seemed to be in a GREAT deal of pain as Kooky-boy pressed his advantage home, but SOMEHOW managed to rally with a barrage of right hands, rocking Kooky on his heels and shooting him quickly to the ropes, FLOORING Safire with a lariat on the rebound!

[Stills of Safire trying to rally.]

Jones [V/O]: The crowd began to rally behind the wonderwoman Safire kept the pressure on, shooting Kooky to the ropes again and catching him in a side pendulum pickup… only to have Kooky-boy stop dead, SNAPPING Safire to the canvas with a Side Russian Legsweep… and rolling backwards into a TRIANGLE CHOKE HOLD, clamping down on Safire!!

[Stills of Kooky-Boy putting the brakes on.]

Jones [V/O]: Safire managed to find the ropes, but not before taking a TREMENDOUS amount of punishment to her already damaged arm! Kooky-boy kept control of the match for the next few minutes, pouring on the punishment again with a hammerlock powerslam and a VICIOUS Fujiwara Armbar! However, Safire managed to rally one more time, countering a standing arm-wringer with a brutally simple right hand, following up with a flurry of punches and backing Kooky-boy into the ropes. A whip sent Kooky to the opposite side, but the rookie telegraphed a backdrop, being set up for another Single-Arm DDT…

[Stills of Kooky’s punishment, and Safire trying to rally.]

Jones [V/O]: Only to counter with an EXPLOSIVE Northern Lights Suplex, bringing the crowd to their feet!! The cheers continued as Safire poured it on, taking the rising Kooky over with a series of HIGH armdrags, finally catching him with a short-powerbomb form Safire roof-raising near fall. A Safire hot-shot was almost reversed into a sunset flip from Kooky, only for the rookie to CATCH KOOKY across his back, holding him for a split-second… before DRILLING him headfirst into the canvas with a CANNON BUSTER!!

[Stills of Safire’s offence.]

Jones [V/O]: Miraculously, Kooky was SOMEHOW able to kick out of the ensuing cover attempt, bringing some boos from the capacity crowd. Safire was unfazed though, trying to shake off the damage to his arm as he brought Kooky-Boy back to his feet, whipping him HARD into the buckles! Kooky was struggling to catch his breath, but BARELY managed to sidestep the attempted spear from Safir, sending her SHOULDER-FIRST into the ringpost!! Safire staggered back out of the corner, clearly in a GREAT deal of pain… and stumbling RIGHT into a rear waistlock from Kooky!!

[Stills of the bump into the ringpost.]

Jones [V/O]: We join the match in progress.

[Cut to live action.]

[And the crowd booing LOUDLY in the background!!]

Jones: Man, Safire may have BROKEN that shoulder right there, and Kooky cinches uuuuuuuup…

*BOOOOOOM!!!*

["RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"]

Dieppie: Holy…

Jones: CHISLED SAFIRE!!! CHISLED SAFIRE!!! OUT OF NOWHERE!!! Safire absolutely BLITZING Kooky-boy with the Ace Crusher, but… [Crowd murmurs] …but she doesn’t have enough left to follow up!! The magnificent Safire trying to dig down deep, gritting her teeth and clutching her arm to her cheeeeeeest…

[Crowd reacts.]

Jones: …and she FINALLY rolls over into a cover!!! A LONG delay right there, but Kooky-Bay is NOT moving right here! The Ref dropping into position, and… one!… two!… THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Crowd ERUPTS!!!]

Jones: SHE GOT HIM!!!

[And then starts to boo LOUDLY!!]

Jones: Nah Foot on the ropes

Frank: Safire drags Kookyboy away from the ropes and...REIGN OF FIRE!! ALSO KNOWN AS THE CROSSFACE!! KOOKYBOY IS REACHING TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT CANT MAKE IT!!! KB TAPS!!

Jenny: Here is your winner!! Safire!!

DM visits Rain

(Earlier today)

Karolyn Storm is seen entering the Molson Center with her duffel bag that contains her wrestling attire for tonight’s Protocol show here in Montréal. The current time is approximately 6 o’clock, and you have to wonder why anyone, especially Kerri, would come here so early in the morning when the event doesn’t start for more or less fourteen hours from now. She is wearing a pair of white jeans and a blue NYU sweatshirt, and Kerri’s hair is pulled back into a ponytail.

She walks down a familiar corridor, as the last time she was in this particular city there were some things that changed her life for the better. Kerri stops at a common everyday blue door that is a locker room. She sees this kind of door every time she steps into an arena anywhere in North America and England. Kerri finds a stack of trunks sitting on the cold tiled floor across the hallway from the door, as she sets her luggage down for a moment and takes a seat on the trunks.

Now Kerri is just staring at the blue door, where last time she had a little meeting with some people who helped to make her life a little bit better than it was before. The people she met were Christy Wilson and Catherine Grazio, the (then) girlfriends of the Storm brothers. The two ladies had listened to Kerri’s (Christina Haze’s) story about the death of her brother Victor Haze, better known as UEF legend Rane, and his dying wish. Christina didn’t know what to do since the man she was to find had gone missing, and was presumed to be dead. Hence, the ladies took her to see the next best person who could help Christina with the entire predicament.

(Flashback)

Johnny: Well it won't be so bad, Christina, because I'll help you with this. I'll show you everything Joe taught me, but you have to be willing to work hard and be able to take punishment. Wrestling isn't as easy as it looks.

Christina: That I know. I've seen the wrestlers in UEF do their thing. I just want to learn so I can be able to complete Vic's last request. I'm willing to learn, and I can take punishment.

(End of Flashback)

Kerri Storm begins to speak in French since she’s in Québec, but we hear the translation in English.

Kerri: Here I am in Montreal again, sitting here staring at the room you once held for one night on a Protocol show back in November of 2001. We knew nothing about each other except for the fact that you were Joseph’s little brother, and I was Jacob’s wife to be.

So we know that she is addressing, Johnny Storm right now, as there must be some real purpose to this. Kerri Storm continues to stare and talk to the door.

Kerri: You promised to train and turn me into a strong, talented wrestler like yourself. But that was then and this is now, fourteen months later and I’m back here in Quebec for another Protocol show. This time I’m in the main event against a man named Thorn, and from what I’ve heard he’s been a real “thorn” in my future husband ’s side for quite a while now. He’s begun to get on my nerves as well, Johnny. I’m sure you’ve heard everything and have seen for yourself how he attacks us.

Kerri then remembers why she’s talking to a door rather than a person at this hour in the morning.

Kerri: I saw you come back at Gang Rulz, Johnny. I don’t know where you are or if you’ll be at the arena tonight. But if you are, please brother.. I’m begging you.. show yourself during my match. I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for you, and I want to put our family back together again. There are rumors of you shooting me, but I know it’s not true. Just say you’ll be here, because tonight I’m doing this to show how great a teacher I had.

Kerri gets up off the trunk and walks up to the door and places her palm on the center of the postern.

Kerri: Au revoir mon petit frère.

(Present Time)

Ryan White is seen exiting the Exodus locker room dressed in his usual wrestling attire, for he has had his match already, but is fully prepared for his fiancée’s main event match against a man he despises in Thorn. He heads down the hallway looking for someone in particular, which couldn’t be more obvious that he’s looking for Kerri Storm. Instead, he has a run in with Heather Taylor, Kerri’s best friend from New York University, as she is standing outside of a particular locker room.

Heather: I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.

Ryan: Why not?

Heather: Well, Kerri’s been under alot pressure lately, and you have no idea what she’s capable of doing when she has a lot of pent up anger inside of her.

Ryan: I think I have some idea of it, Heather. She’s gonna be my wife in a few months.

Heather: Yeah, well, where were you during that fight she had in a back alley after Protocol last week? And since you can’t really say anything about it, I’ll simply ask you to not bother her right now.

Ryan: I know this match against Thorn is really important to her, but I’m gonna be the one out there at ringside in her corner.

Heather starts to giggle for she finds something amusing to her.

Heather: You don’t get it, do you?

Ryan: Get what?

Heather: She’s been doing a lot of preparatory work for Thorn tonight. I walked in and she was having what looked like a seizure, and I tried to help her up but Ric (Triple X) hurried me out of there saying “She doesn’t want to be disturbed.” Then he locked the door from the inside, and I’ll be the first to admit Kerri’s doing some weird things in there.

Ryan: Weird things? Like what?

Heather: I could swear she was screaming a few minutes ago. I heard her crying in there for a bit, and then it sounded like she was attacking Ric.

Heather shrugs now and Ryan has a disturbed look on his face, as he is worried about Kerri. What could she possibly be doing with Triple X alone in the locker room with the lights turned off?

Ryan: I know she’s been here since 6 a.m., since she couldn’t sleep at the hotel. I know something’s been buggin’ here all week since we left Toronto, but she doesn’t want to talk about it.

Heather: Yeah, well, just don’t go in there.

Consequently, Ryan White doesn’t take Heather Taylor’s advice, and tries to enter the locker room. However, Heather blocks the entrance so Ryan can’t get in. He doesn’t want to create a fight or a scene so Ryan sighs and heads back to the Exodus locker room without seeing or talking to his fiancée. Although, he has an idea and one that’s sure to work, as he enters the Exodus locker room not looking back at Heather Taylor.

Kerri Storm, Rain, is busy doing her usual routine she’s adopted ever since Montrose, her former manager, had left the federation to be with his wife and new-born daughter, Lauren Mann. Inside this particular locker room, which is quite vast in area, the couch, recliner, chairs, and tables have been pushed into the corners of the room. The lights have been turned off and there are lanterns hanging in the four corners with light from the flames of the kerosene lamps illuminating all different sorts of shadows into the chamber. The atmosphere is one that is very dark and mysterious, yet inviting and bewitching. The sort of atmosphere that is present seems perfect for calling up the dead. Perchance that is what Karolyn Storm is up to? From the darkness and the shadows, we hear Rain speak.

Rain: Bring him in here. I’m ready.

A dark figure moves from the light in one of the corners, walks toward the door, and suddenly disappears leaving only the sound of the door slamming behind him. Heather Taylor’s voice is heard shouting, wanting to get inside the room to see what her best friend is up to. Especially since she and Karolyn don’t keep secrets between the two of them.

Rain: I’m sorry Heather, but this doesn’t concern you anymore.

The voice of Rain echoes around the room and disappears into the shadows. Rain walks over to the nearby television and turns it on when she hears the door reopen and sees the silhouettes of two men against the bright lights coming from outside in the hallway. Rain shields her eyes with her hand and waits for Triple X to close and lock the door.

Rain backs away from the television and stands in complete darkness that is the shadows of the room, as the screen replays the ending of Protocol from last week at the Air Canada Center in Toronto.

“ShadowDM: Listen guys, I'm not going bad, I'm not "Evil DM," I'm not trying to ruin anything or anyone...but *leans down towards Rain*...Kerri...if your going to be my friend.. and if your going to be apart of my group...then I will be shown some ficking respect!! Ever since we became "friends" all you've ever done is try to play mind games with me.. make me look stupid.. you physically abuse me every chance you get.. and this match was the last straw. All I've done since I got rid of Evil DM was try and make up for what he’s done and this is the thanks I get. Kerri.. don’t take this the wrong way.. I still like ya...your still my friend.. but even my friends aren’t safe from me when they give me crap. Give me a lil respect Kerri.. and this won’t ever happen again!”

???: Recapping last week, eh?

Rain stays silent and stares at Triple X and their little “guest” for the time being. Little do we know, there’s a big smile on her face. You see, no one outside of LOW and Exodus really knows what happened last week. Rain accidentally hit ShadowDM a couple of times during the match in an attempt to actually connect with Scorpion; However, that would not be the case since the entire faction discussed a way to let the title change hands without causing any friction or tension. The sad part is that Kerri didn’t know DM would say the things he said, but it didn’t really matter since they accomplished what they set out to do before the show: Rain was to job the match. For a prolonged time now, Kerri felt that someone else deserved to be the International Champion, so this is the arrangement they made with her.

Finally Rain breaks the ice, as Triple X doesn’t really know what to say about everything that’s gone on inside his locker room for the past few hours.

Rain: DON’T!

Her voice is filled with fear in addition to anger, as you can hear Rain starting to catch her breath.

Rain: Don’t turn on the light!

So if it wasn’t obvious, Everlast’s little “guest” is none other than ShadowDM. He removes his finger from the light switch and comes closer to Rain, whom is standing in the shadows avoiding the light from the corners of the room.

ShadowDM: Don’t tell me you’re pissed about last week then.

Rain: Surprisingly, no. I just like watching it repeatedly. It’s very.. appealing.

ShadowDM: Kerri would ya stop playin’ the mind games with me!.. What do you want?

You can tell DM’s upset with Rain, as we know these two have quite the history together. Triple X steps in before Rain does something she might regret. The only reason he does this is that X doesn’t want to have to choose between Rain and DM. Both possess equal strength and ability; the only difference between the two is that Jory’s been the Ultimate champion twice already. The question is can Kerri be the first woman to be the champion?

Triple X: Hey, back off her DM. She’s got a lot on her mind, and this is the one time you don’t want to mess with her.

ShadowDM: Whatever man.. Just tell me what you want from me this time.

Rain takes her sweet time getting the words together for Jory Johnson; in fact, Kerri begins to speak with sophistication and complexity in her voice.

Rain: Evil DM..

ShadowDM: What about him?.. I destroyed the bastard.

Rain remains in the shadows with her smile still on her face. One has to wonder, what is she so happy about?

Rain: You destroyed him, yet you still mention him.. why?

ShadowDM begins to stutter a bit before answering, as she’s caught him off guard.

ShadowDM: Well.. because I thought you’d assumed he came back to take you away again.

Rain nods her head, as she would agree with that statement being true. However, there’s a lot people don’t know about her past concerning Jory, or Evil DM for that matter.

Rain: Tell me something..

ShadowDM: What?

Rain: Did you ever tell Becca about.. us?

Just as Kerri Storm says “us,” her eyes begin to glow a fiery red. It’s an abnormal and inexplicable sight to see this happen at this particular time; especially, since Kerri’s asked Jory a very personal question.

ShadowDM: X.. leave us.

Triple X begins to turn around and head straight for the door when..

Rain: No, Ric stays.

ShadowDM begins to stare Rain down almost as if to challenge her with his stone cold black eyes saying, “I dare you to cross me.”

ShadowDM: Leave!

Rain: This is Everlast’s locker room, so Ric stays. Besides, if Ric can watch me train, go nuts, and have a seizure, I’m sure he can handle what you have to say Jory.

ShadowDM: If you really have to know Kerri.. I didn’t tell Becca about us. It doesn’t concern her, since what we had was in the past and it should stay there.

Rain walks into the light wearing her cloak shielding her face from the light, but her eyes still glow a fiery, fervent and radiant red. It almost appears that a demon has taken over her body.

Rain: That’s probably best, but I still can’t get over the fact that you said “Evil DM” after all this time. Yet, you “claim” to have destroyed him a while ago along side Becca.

ShadowDM gets quite upset with Rain, since it’s known that she has a serious problem of letting things go and leaving them in the past.

ShadowDM: WE DID!!

Rain shakes her head and speaks gently staying calm not letting her emotions get the best of her.

Rain: You really don’t recollect, do you? Evil DM was our creation! We made him exist together, remember? You and me, Jory, no one else! The first time we met was out in Phoenix when you were in training to become a wrestler, because that was your dream.

Rain starts to laugh.

Rain: I have to admit we were close from day one, but that’s when Evil DM showed up. He controlled your mind into thinking I was pulling you away from your dream. Do you know what he did to me?

ShadowDM bites down on his lip gently, as he starts to remember the “old days” when he and Christina was an item.

ShadowDM: What?

Rain: He made me fall in love with you even more than I really did. That’s why I didn’t break if off with you so soon. To this day, I still don’t fully understand why Evil DM did what he did. I guess opposites attract in this case. You were dominating and I was submissive to you Jory.

ShadowDM stays quiet now.

Rain: Remember the time you were in Phoenix and you stopped my place before heading off to Los Angeles on a “business trip?”

ShadowDM: I do.

Rain: Then I don’t need to remind you of what happened before you left.

Rain turns around and walks towards the nearest right-hand corner of the room to fetch something from her purse. She returns to the center of the room to face Jory with the hood of her cloak still on shielding her eyes. However, we can still see her red eyes, as she is being very mysterious tonight. In the hand of Rain is a black piece of paper with silver writing on it. Rain begins to read it slowly, as she wants the words to slowly sink into his brain.

“Dear Jory,

It's been a while since we've seen each other, and I've come to the conclusion that maybe it would be best if we didn't see each other anymore. Why? Simply because the last time we were together, you slapped me. You were literally violent with me, and as I write this, I can still feel your fists of anger connecting with my stomach. I still can feel your foot hitting my face when you super kicked me.

I don't really understand why you were so angry with me. You claimed that "I was holding you back from becoming a wrestler." Well that's not true. I never held you back. In fact, I support you on your ‘quest’ to become a wrestler.”

Jory tries to interrupt since he remembers this letter very clearly, but Kerri keeps on reading it through his protests. Finally she ends the madness.

“In the words of my alter ego, Christine Blair, "you think you know me? You have no idea who I am." Maybe one of these days you'll understand that quote, and maybe one of these days you'll finally realize what you passed up on."

ShadowDM: I can’t believe you still have that. What is wrong with you Kerri?.. I swear you have a ficking serious problem of letting things from the past be as they are now.. Nothing!.. Why do you keep torturing yourself like this?.. No wonder you went mad.

Rain: My mentality is not being questioned here, Jory. I’m telling you that Evil DM was the cause of our break up, and no I don’t want to get back together with you because you already know my reasons for it.

ShadowDM: Then why are you doin’ this to me? I can’t take this kind of shit anymore!

Rain: Evil DM was the created from you, because no one in the sports entertainment world appreciated your talent for professional wrestling. I then created Evil DM, because no one in this cruel world ever truly loved me. Many people played us both for fools!

So it’s starting to make a little bit of sense now.

ShadowDM: What’s your point to all this?

Rain: My point is that you cannot destroy Evil DM by yourself, which is probably why he’s supposedly “rotting” in hell as we speak. We were angry at the world and everyone around us for crushing our dreams, Jory, and you can’t say I’m wrong because I’ve had more brushes with death than you’ll ever have. Evil DM is watching, and he’s waiting for the right moment strike back against us. The only way to annihilate such a possessed demon is to destroy what we created.. together.

ShadowDM: And how do you know this..?

Rain:.. He told me so himself.

Rain’s eyes begin to flicker as if they are something like Christmas lights. This in itself gets Jory very anger and he pulls the hood off Rain’s cloak only to be surprised! He backs up a few steps and watches on in horror, as his facial expression is one you’d never see from such a strong man like DM. Upon seeing this sight DM tries to charge and Kerri Storm, but Triple X holds him back while Rain grabs her trusty wooden mace from the nearest corner ready to defend herself.

ShadowDM: What the fick?!

As we turn around to look at Kerri Storm, we too are very shocked at this spectacle. Her eyes are completely red, and I’m not talking bloodshot red either; I’m talking completely carmine red, as this has never been seen before. Kerri has on the new trend of black and red face paint on her visage as well. Triple X is not surprised; as he witnessed the whole “ritual” happen since he’s been inside the locker room for over 12 hours now.

Rain: It’s a little something I did for Thorn.. Call it a.. surprise?

ShadowDM: Speaking of which, what are you gonna do with that staff?.. Beat me up for last week?

Rain smiles sadistically.

Rain: As tempting as that sounds, no I don’t intend to harm you, because there is a reason for my “physically abusing” you. I think you already know what that is, so there’s no need to reiterate what’s been said and done. Speaking which, there’s another reason why I wanted to talk to you, and it concerns your stable, Legends of Wrestling.

ShadowDM: Damn right it’s my stable! And I won’t take shit from you or anyone else in there. You think you’re all high and mighty Kerri, well think again. I don’t hate you; I just hate your ficking attitude!..

Rain: Nicely said, and I agree with that completely.. Because I have decided to withdraw myself from LOW. No, I don’t hate you, and I certainly don’t have anything against the stable or the members within its confines. I just think the time for change is now, and quite frankly I had three stables to choose from. But since what you did to me last week works so perfectly, I choose LOW.

Okay, so Jory really doesn’t know what to say about this, but Ric does so let’s listen to him speak.

Triple X: But if you want her to keep watching our backs Jor, she will. She’s still connected to LOW because of me. Kerri doesn’t mean to do any damage, and she probably isn’t doing anything to hurt the stable. She’s doing what’s best for everyone so let her be.

ShadowDM: Maybe it is best for you to leave before I end up kickin’ you out personally.. But then again, we’re more lethal if we stick together.

Rain: Sorry, DM.. My mind is made up, but I’ll still be here for you and your stable if that’s what you want. I’m still standing by my promise to Vic that I’d watch out for you no matter what.

See, there is a tender and special spot in Kerri’s heart for ShadowDM despite all they’ve gone through. She turns away and walks over to the darkness with her staff in hand.

Rain: Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get ready for Thorn, as he will be a challenge for me to take down. You saw how he got the victory at Seven Deadly Sins, the Sequel.

ShadowDM understands this, even if he is still a bit upset and possible pissed off Kerri pulled herself out of his stable. Kerri begins to hit a huge punching back with her fists of fury and she works on her kicks before Jory leaves the locker room.

ShadowDM: I saw, and he will be a challenge.. Maybe I’ll come out to help you should I see that you need it.

Rain stops for the moment and turns back to look at her friend in ShadowDM. There’s a soft look in her eyes, but we can’t see it since her eyeballs are completely red. However, her tone of voice says it all.

Rain: Your kindness is greatly appreciated Jory, and if you see fit to help me out there.. by all means, go ahead.

At this point in time ShadowDM and Triple X leave the locker room, so Kerri can continue her intense training session alone with a punching bag. That is until someone is heard clapping their hands slowly with no real rhythm. Kerri stops and swiftly grabs her staff and points it directly at the intruder.

???: Whoa there, hun. I’m not gonna hurt ya.

Rain: Snuck in the back door, did you?

From the way he speaks to her, we know this is Ryan White.

Ryan: Of course, and I heard every word ya said. Besides, the Exodus locker room is adjoined to the Everlast dressing room. Ya know I can’t stay away from ya for too long.

Rain puts her staff to brace against the heater near the window, as she stands with her arms folded across her chest.

Rain: I knew the whole time, but I decided not to embarrass you in front of ShadowDM by using one of Joseph’s tricks to my advantage against you.

Ryan approaches his future and puts his arms around her, as he has wanted to do that all night! They hug for a moment, as that is probably what Kerri really needs right now. She rests her head on his shoulder for the time being, as she sighs heavily.

Ryan: Are ya okay? Heather was telling me some weird stuff before.

Rain picks her head up from his shoulder and moves out of Ryan’s embrace.

Rain: I’ll be okay. Ric and I were just doing some work, getting me prepared for Thorn tonight.

Ryan: Don’t over exert yourself, hun. I don’t want ya passing out before the match starts, or worse during the bout.

Rain: Yeah I know. That would definitely be an embarrassing moment for a Storm on television. I just don’t know if I can do it.

Ryan: Hey don’t start talking like that now.

Rain: I know, I know, but of all cities to be in for this match they had to choose Montréal—

Just then Triple X opens the door with his key and the bright lights from outside in the arena hallway blind Ryan and Kerri’s eyes since they’ve gotten used to the dark inside the room.

Triple X: Kerri, Simon McHadis is out here requesting a few minutes of your time.

Rain: I’ll be right out.

Rain grabs her staff and takes Ryan’s hand, as he leads her to the door. Once they are outside the Everlast locker room, they spot Simon McHadis standing near hot dog stand vendor (how convenient?). There is also a candy machine in the distance and beside it is a coke machine. Simon is standing around holding a microphone and looking at the coke machine, possibly to stop his cravings for a hot dog, until he sees Rain and Ryan White coming out of the dressing room. Rain notices the immediate surrounds as she smiles at the interviewer. Mind you, Kerri still has on her cloak and her eyes are still completely carmine red and glowing under the hood.

Rain: Hey there Simon.. Care for a hot dog?

Simon looks a little bit nervous; as we can hear the fans sitting in their seats start laughing at him.

Simon: I’ll pass. I’m wondering what your thoughts are for this match against Thorn you’ve got coming up next.

Ryan: Her thoughts are that Thorn’s a dead man in the ring. He won’t be able to defeat this Storm! She’s ready to kick his ass and completely humiliate him out there!

Simon: Kerri?

Rain smiles at Ryan, and wonders if Simon is trying to quit cold turkey on the hot dogs.

Rain: Don’t mind my husband, he’s just really anxious to get out there, but I want to take my time with this.

Ryan starts to blush, since Kerri just called him her husband and they aren’t even married yet.

Rain: As for my thoughts on the match, well, I’m really looking forward to going out there and competing against a veteran like Thorn. I respect him as an athlete, and I think this will definitely be one of those matches that’ll stand out in every UEF fan’s mind when they think of the Ultimate title.

Simon: You could be the first woman champion!

Rain: You could say this a battle of the sexes, Simon. I could win the Ultimate title and be the first female champion if I really apply myself, and no doubt I will because Ryan will be in my corner.

She pauses for a brief moment.

Rain: Although, I’m thinking that tonight is all about change.

Simon and Ryan look a bit curious now.

Simon: Change?

Rain: Yes Simon, change. I’ve already withdrawn myself from the ever so popular Legends of Wrestling faction. I’m sure there could be some changes made after this match, if things fall in my favor.

Simon: Perhaps there’ll be a few surprises?

Rain: It’s funny you should say that, Simon. I’m guessing that maybe someone might show up during the match.

Ryan: Like who, hon?

Rain shifts her glance from Ryan to Simon, and then back to Ryan.

Rain: Maybe a “true shadow” will appear in my corner during the match. Perchance the “real DM” will make an entrance, or perhaps a “skilled assassin” will mark tonight as his return before the Pay-Per-View at Madison Square Gardens?

Ryan has a devious smile on his face now, as Simon McHadis seems be a little nervous or scared of these two people.

Ryan: Maybe he will. Ya never know what could happen around here.

Rain: Or better yet, maybe a “Burning Crow” will show himself during the match.. You’ll just have to stay tuned to fin—

Kerri Storm stops her speech abruptly and tilts her head off to the side on a 45-degree angle, straining her hearing. She’s listening for something.

Ryan: Kerri what is it?

Rain: Did you hear that, Ryan?

Simon: I didn’t hear anything.

Suddenly we see a soft appear on Kerri’s face, as she turns away from the men. Then out of nowhere a somewhat shrieking, “scream” is heard as something swiftly rushes by the three people quickly. Kerri then holds out her cloaked arm slowly, and we see a black crow fly by and then decides to perch itself onto her arm. Kerri gently strokes its feathers with care. The bird crows again, scaring Simon completely. Perhaps someone is out to play mind games with Rain?

Rain: Maybe not.

Rain smiles, as she begins to walk away with the bird still sitting on her upper limb and her staff in her other hand. Ryan follows her since it would appear that they are headed towards the ring for the main event match leaving Simon speechless.

Zaz vs Stiv Strummer

Frank: This night has been great so far, we even saw the return of Prometheus and man he hasn't lost his touch!

Johnny: Nope, the former International Champion showed the rookie Tre Scott that he still has sometime before he can run with the big dogs!

Frank: Speaking of rookies and big dogs. Zaz, UEF's rising star rookie and former UK Champion, takes on Stiv Strummer. As we all know Stiv made quite the impact on UEF before he took a leave of absense and now tonight Zaz has a chance to prove that HE can walk with the big dogs!

Johnny: I'm quite impressed with Zaz Frank, he beat Criminal ypher to win the title and even though he lost it a week later hes showing that even without a belt that he truely is a champion at heart!

[The lights in the arena fade to black as the drum intro to "Blitzkrieg Bop," by The Ramones begin pounding over the loudspeakers. The jumbotron begins flashing images of Stiv Strummer in action in UEF matches, mixed in with a flashing, red Anarchy symbol. When the electric guitars begin, a flash of white light fills the arena and Stiv Strummer appears at the top of the entrance ramp, with Ivy by his side. Stiv, barechested in cutoff jeans, black combat boots and white tape wrapped around his fists, begins walking slowly and deliberately to the ring, as Ivy bounces along by his side, taunting members of the audience.]

Jenny: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is for one fall. First, making his way to the ring. From Atlanta, Georgia! Weighing in at 307 pounds! Being accompanied by Ivy! Stiv Strummer!!

Frank: These fans are ripping into Stiv! Despite his in-rng ability these fans hate him!

Johnny: They need to leave him alone, Stiv has done a lot for this company!

[As Stiv looks on in the ring he is jumped from behind by Hiddukel. Hiddukel knocks Stiv to the ground and starts kicking him in the gut. on the ramp Zaz starts to run out but is stopped by Criminal Sypher and now Sypher has knocked Zaz down the ramp way.]

Frank: What is this!? Hiddukel and Sypher have just jumped Zaz and Stiv!

Johnny: Hahaha, didnt even let the match begin, I LOVE IT!

Frank: Oh no, here comes Safire and Scorpion and they are in the ring! They start double teaming Hiddukel! Double Clothesline by the members of L.O.W.!

Johnny: Oh my! Here comes Triple X! Sypher turns and the two men begin to trade blows out here! Its an all out war!

Frank: Stiv gets to his feet and BAM!! Bulldog to Scorpion! Safire goes for a punch but Stiv ducks it and rams her into the mat with a Spear!

Johnny: Zaz to his feet now Dropkicks both Triple X and Sypher!! Zaz starts wailing away on Sypher and LOOK!!! PROMETHEOUS ISNT FINISHED TONIGHT CAUSE HERE HE COMES AND BAM!!! SUPERKICK RIGHT TO ZAZ!!

Frank: Hiddukel Dropkicks Stiv on the back of his head then picks up Scorpion and drops him with a massive DDT! But heres Safire and LOW BLOW!! TAINTED HEAVEN ON HIDDUKEL!! Johnny: Prometheus grabs a chair and lays out Sypher then picks X up and lays him out!! Prometheus just layed out three man!! Hes looking to bring his name back into the lime light!! Frank: Scorpion is now on his feet Johnny and Stiv walks right into a Sting Ray!! Sting Ray on Stiv!! But heres Hiddukel now, still looking woozy from the Tainted Heaven grabs Safire and WHOA!! THE PLAUGE ON SAFIRE!! SHES DOWN!! Johnny: Scorpion hears a thud and turns around into Hiddukel and BAM!!! THE END!! Scorpion is layed out too!! But wait, Hidd's not done!! He has Stiv up.and man and...he signals for the Grave Digger! Hiddukel has him up and YES!!! Hiddukel is now standing over three bodies in the ring!!

Frank: And Prometheus is on the outside standing over 3 other bodies..what a war we just saw..is this a preview for the ppv!!?!?!?

Scorpion vs Hiddukel

Frank: What a night so far folks! And it isnt even over yet!!

Johnny: Thats right Frank, Hiddukel has another chance to capture gold tonight after beating the White Brothers with UEF President Kidd Krash to become a UEF Tag Team Champion!

Frank: That question I have to ask though is can Hiddukel, whos obviously not fresh, beat Scorpion whos 100% fresh tonight?

Johnny: I have no doubt in my mind Frank, Hiddukel is a top talent here and I believe he'll do awesome!

[The lights in the arena dim to almost complete darkness. A white strobe light begins to flash at a slow speed, and begins to pick up speed, until it's moving so fast, you almost become sick to your stomach. Oracle by Kittie begins to play over the P.A. system. Loud explosions go off, as white pyro goes off just outside the curtain, on the ramp. Scorpion emerges from behind the curtain holding his UEF International Title, and walks down to the ring slowly. His eyes clear, and focused for the match ahead of him.]

Jenny: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a Tables Match for the UEF International Championship!! First, standing in the ring, representing the LOW! Weighing in at 235 pounds! From Reed City, Michigan! He is your UEF International Champion!! Scorpion!!

Frank: Scorpion is amazing Frank, he went from losing a ton of matches to winning three titles in less then a year and is currently holding the #2 title in the federation beating the seemingly unstoppable Rain!

Johnny: Thanks to the help of DM of course, but I will give Scorpion credit..he took one hell of a beating in that match and was still able to walk away.

[The Lights Flicker As Soldier By Eminem Fills The Arena....Hiddukel Walks Out With Keltoi and behind Him And Stands About Halfway Down The Ramp And Poses To Red And Blue Fireworks Going Off while holding onto his newly won Tag Title....They Slide Into The Ring And Pose On Opposite Turnbuckles.]

Jenny: And his opponent, weighing in at 280 pounds! From Toronto, Canada! Being accompanied by Keltoi, he is 1/2 of the UEF Tag Team Champions!! Hiddukel!!

Frank: Heres a man who has quite a bit of history with Scorpion, as does Keltoi.

Johnny: I'm sure Keltoi is gonna want some revenge after being defeated by Scorpion just days before Gang Rulz, that match btw put Keltoi out for quite some time..technically he still should be out!

Frank: Keltoi has taken Hidd's title and is now on the outside holding it and cheering on his good friend. Scorpion hands his title to the referee who points out that there are two tables at ringside and I'm assuming just in case there are more under the ring.

Johnny: One of these men has to physically put their opponent thru a table to win, and I gotta wonder here Frank if Scorpion can get the job done as we all remember his match with Rain was hellacious.

Frank: We cant also forget Johnny that Hiddukel already had a match this evening and you can tell hes still winded from it, one has to wonder if this will cost him the match or force him to dig deep and pull off another win and another title victory title.

Johnny: Hiddukel and Scorpion appear to be ready to go and the referee has rung the bell. Scorpion and Hiddukel go to lock up but Hiddukel being the sneaky fick he is knees Scorpion in the gut and hits a very nice Swinning Neckbreaker on the champ.

Frank: It doesn't faze Scorpion too much and hes quickly back on his feet and ducks a huge Clothesline from Hiddukel whos in-ring movement is going a bit slower then normal tonight and Scorpion connects with a Neckbreaker Drop on Hiddukel!

Frank: Scorpion hops to his feet and..HEY!! SUICIDE DIVE ONTO KELTOI ON THE OUTSIDE!! SCORPION IS ATTACING KELTOI!! Scorpion picks up keltoi and hits him with a few forearm shots then POW!! tosses him right into the steel steps!

Frank: Scorpion now grabs a table and slides it into the ring and gives Keltoi a few more kicks to the gut and the face. Scorpion slide sinto the ring and is met with a right hand by Hiddukel. Scorpion counters with another right hand and these men are goign at it now!! Hiddukel blocks a right hand and dings one right into Scorpion's nose. Scorpion falls back into a turnbuckle and Hiddukel hooks up Scorpion and BAM!! Hiddukel flies off with an amazing Tornado DDT that connects!

Johnny: Hiddukel slowly gets to his feet and starts to set up the table while Scorpion slowly rolls around in the ring. Hiddukel has the table set up now and brings Scorpion to his feet. Hiddukel hooks Scorpion up for "The End" and the fans begin to boo wildly!! Hiddukel lifts Scorpion up and....SCORPION COUNTERS!! Scorpion flies behind Hiddukel and BAM! Trademark Scorpion there with a Rolling German Suplex!

Frank: Scorpion picks up the fallen Hiddukel now and hooks him up for a Sting Ray thru the table!! But Hiddukel slides out of the move and hooks Scorpion up for a Butt Buster!! Hiddukel has him up and SCORPION DOES ANOTHER COUNTER!! DIAMOND CUTTER ON HIDDUKEL THRU THE TABLE AND SCORPION RETAINS!!

Jenny: Here is your winner and STILL UEF International Champion!! Scorpion!!

Johnny: Uh oh, Scorpion may have won the match but he looks like he may lose the war. Keltoi is in the rign now with a chair and BAM!!! Scorpion goes down!! And keltoi is now going to working on the former ankle injury of Scorpion with the chair!!

Frank: Keltoi has Scorpion up now looking to ding him one more time but Scorpion ducks the swing and connects with a Super Kick on Keltoi! Scorpion limps to the corner now and..HERES STIV STRUMMER!!! Stiv is in the ring and bam!! Big Boot to the ehad of Scorpion and hes now on the outside of the ring!!

Johnny: Stiv picks up the fallen Hiddukel now and sets him up for a major move here Frank!! POWERBOMB ONTO KELTOI!! THAT HAD TO HURT!!....WAIT!! ITS SAFIRE!!! Safire slides into the ring and LOW BLOW!! LOW BLOW!! TAINTED HEAVEN ON STIV!!!

Frank: Safire is out here getting some revenge for the beating she took earlier in the night!! She sldies Hiddukel out of the ring and manages to get him onto the other table on the outside! Safire then climbs back onto the apron and onto a turnbuckle...SHES SIGNALING FOR THE CHIZZLED SAPPHIRE!!! AND SHE FLIES OFF AND BAM!! CONNECTION!!!! SAFIRE AND HIDDUKEL JUST WENT THRU THE TABLE AND THEY ARE BOTH DOWN!!

Johnny: Scorpion is down, Stiv is down, Safire and Hidd are down..hell...even Keltoi is down!! Total choas in the ring Frank!!

Frank: My God, what a scene of wreckage here tonight..and the night isnt even over!! Stay tuned!

Thorn vs Rain

Frank: Were finally here folks, the main event!

Johnny: Thats right Frank, Thorn defends his title against Rain, one has to wonder how this match is going ot turn out.

Frank: Theres a lot of history in this match dating all the way back to Shadowstorm's former glory days. Not to mention the events that have taken palce over the last few months..this match is going to explode.

Johnny: Lets not forget Seven Deadly Sins, Rain almost had Thorn beat in that match, I wonder if Thorn can once again slip away from the grasp of defeat?

[Lights go out in arena. The saying "Long Time Gone" echoes around as "Nothing" by A kicks in. Thorn walks directly to the ring with his UEF Title, not looking at the crowd on either side, before sliding under the ropes and crouching in the middle of the ring facing the entrance alongside Rose (all to a chorus of boos).]

Jenny: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is for one fall and it is for the UEF Ultimate Championship! First, in the ring, weighing in at 307 pounds!! From parts unknown!! Being accompanied by Rose! Your UEF Ultimate Champion! Thorn!!

Johnny: Wether you like him or not Frank, this man is just amazing!

Frank: I have to agree Johnny, I'm not a big fan of his personality but his in-ring skills are like no other!

[The lights dim and slowly fade to make the arena pitch black. Thunder is heard and suddenly, lightning strikes the stages as we hear “’Till I collapse” by Eminem featuring Nate Dogg. The sound of Eminem’s voice is heard over the P.A. His voice echoes through the arena, and the fans starts to cheer. Eminem: Sometimes you just feel tired, feel weak. When you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up. But you gotta search within you, find that inner strength. And just pull that shit out of you, and get that motivation to not give up. And not be a quitter no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse. Water is heard rushing, but we don’t see it come out. There’s the feeling that a rainstorm is about to shower us with liquid purification. Suddenly, water shoots out from the rafters and falls down gently on everyone in the audience. The rain comes down as a light sprinkle, as it refreshes everyone’s attention. There is also a new found interest in Rain’s new theme music. Everyone starts to clap their hands to the beat of the song. A fierce wind starts to howl into the dark night of dusk, as smoke starts to fill the stage entrance. When the smoke is cleared there’s a solemn lone figure standing on the stage. Obviously we know this is Rain, as she stands tall with one hand on her hip, and the other holding her wooden staff. Although we cannot see her yet, Rain gives off a very intense and fierce yet focused attitude towards the fans, as she stays on the stage until the chorus of the song hits. Rain twirls the staff around for a few seconds before "stabbing" the stage with it. Red and blue pyros go off in all different directions now. She then proceeds down the ramp walking towards the stage sporting her new look in using a cloak to cover her face. The fans are going nuts over this new change for Kerri Storm, as they go into a chant of “RAIN! RAIN! RAIN!” She then stands outside the ring, unmasking, showcasing her new look, which has the majority of her face black with red wavy lines going through it. It’s the same design as Shadowstorm just reverse the colors a bit; wherever the white is, it’s now black and wherever Joseph Storm wears black on his face, it’s now red on Kerri’s. The crowd erupts when they see this. Rain walks up the steel steps while the fans continue to clap to the beat of this Eminem song, enters the ring, and waits for the bell to ring signifying the beginning of the match.]

Jenny: And his opponent, representing Everlast! Rain!

Frank: Listen to these fans Johnny, they wanna see her walk out the champ!

Johnny: She certainly has the talent to do so Frank, but I think Thorn may have a trick up his sleeve tonight!

Frank: The bell has rung now and These two superstars just stare eachother down, you can tell Rain is very focused on winning the Ultimate Title and seems to be watching Rose as well.

Johnny: Thorn inches his way closer to Rain, Rain doesn't back down from the great legend but you can see the respect in her eyes. Thorn loses his patience and locks it up with Rain. Rain tries to overpower Thorn but its useless and Thorn shoves her down to the mat to a chorus of boos.

Frank: Thorn just stands there and sucks in all the boos, he knows too well that when it comes to strength in this match he has her beat. Uh oh, look at this Johnny, Thorn has turned his back to Rain and shes on her feet!! Dropkcik to the back of Thorn! Thorn bounces off the ropes and into a roll up!! 1...kick out!!

Johnny: Looks like when it comes to speed though, Rain has him beat!! Thorn gets to his feet and Oh man!! *laughs* he just decked Rain right across the face and shes down on the mat again! Teachin the women a lesson tonight man!

Frank: That was horrible Johnny! Thorn picks up Rain and...now this is a disgrace..he just slapped Rain right in the jaw! Come on now Thorn, this is a wrestling match not a kinky night in Joe Natale's bedroom!

Johnny: Thorn, the #1 man and my homie..strust his stuff in the ring. These fans may hate him but I love what hes doing..he sjust toying with her!

Frank: Rain slowly brings herself to her feet Johnny and she looks completely humiliated. Rain charges at Thorn but Thorn realizes shes up and sues her momentum to send her to the outside!

Johnny: Thorn laughs at Rain then has Rose fetch him a mic. Rose steals one from Jenny and tosses it to Thorn. Thorn looks at the referee and starts to distract him while Rose beats on Rain on the outside!! HAHAHA!!

Thorn: Rain, I've foughten your brother Shadowstorm and he was an awesome match. But you, your just another low life from the bottom of the card looking for a break. If you were truely a Storm this match would acually have me breaking out in a sweat!

Frank: That was uncalled for Thorn!! You know shes a great talent! and look at Rose spit in Rain's face..thats just disrecpectful.

Johnny: Listen to these fans Frank, this arena is shaking with boos and I love it! Rose sends a battered Rain into the ring and Thorn tosses the mic out looking to give Rain a good beating..I shoulda brought popcorn!

Frank: Thorn slowly brings Rain to her feet and slaps her again! Come on Thorn!! Wait, look at this Johnny! Thorn turns Rain over and wraps his arms around her...is he hugging her?..WAIT! NOW!! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! RAIN LOOKS LIFELESS!

Johnny: Oh Yes Frank, we are looking at the demise of Rain. First DM and now this, Rain is taking a humiliating beating infront of these Canadian fans tonight!! Thorn picks up Rain and spits in her face..classic move by Thorn..I love him.

Frank: Thorn now, after disgracing Rain again, places him inbetween his legs...looks like a Powerbomb here Johnny, we could see the very end of this match now and...HEY LOOK!! ITS RYAN WHITE WITH A CHAIR!! HES CHASING ROSE!!

Johnny: Hey!! Rose is stuck in a corner! Ryan has her cornered! Thorn turns and sees whats happening and drops Rain. Thorn yells at Ryan who slowly turns around and man..he looks mmaaaddd!! Thorn isnt too happy either and...HEY!! NO!!! LOW BLOW BY RAIN!!! AHH!!! RAIN HAS THORN HOOKED AND BAM!!! ACID STORM!! ACID STORM!!!

Frank: YES!! YES!! Thanks to Ryan White Rain was able to escape the Powerbomb and his a desperate Acid Storm on Thorn and both of these athletes are down! The referee starts his 10 count and these fans fully get behind Rain with some "RAIN!" chants!

Johnny: the referee is at 4 now and it seems Thorn and Rain are using the ropes to bring themselves to their feet after that lousy comeback from Rain. Were at 6 now and both of them are on their feet!! Thorn charges Rain and BAM!! Spear by Rain and by golly Frank shes looking pumped now!

Frank: Rain stomps away at Thorn then brings him to his feet looking to..YES!! Triple Punch Combo!! AND THERES THE BITCH SLAP!! TAKE THAT RAIN!! HAHAHA!! Thorn boucnes off the ropes and Rain hits a Single-Arm Diving Face Plant and heres the cover..1..2...kick out by Thorn!

Johnny: Rain picks up Thorn and sends him into the turnbuckle and OOOO!! Look at those vicious Knife-Edge Chops!! Thsoe will leave some marks on ya! Rain plants a few more boots in Thorn's stomach and...hey..whats this!? Rain hooks up Thorn in what appears to be the Tarantula!! She calls it the Lady Venom and man Thorn is withering in pain!

Frank: The ref has Rain let go of the hold and Rain is getting revenge for what Thorn did to her earlier!! Rain brings Thorn to his feet and spits in his face!! HAHAHAHA!! Rain hooks Thorn up and drops him with a Pump Handle Slam, she calls that the Tension Turmoil!! And it looks like Krash's ppv main event may go down the drain!!

Johnny: Rain signals for another move here Frank, what could it be!? Rain picks up Thorn and wraps her arms around him..wait..no! Three German Suplexes!!!! Revenge!! She calls that the Friction Frenzy and it appears Thorn is down and out!! NOO!!!

Frank: Rain looks to the crowd and says this is over and it appears w ehave a new champion!! Rain climbs to the top rope and turns around tapping her elbow..shes going for the Ice Pick!! But look!! THERES KRASH!! He just came out of no where and shoved Rain off the top rope! Ryan runs over to scare Krash away and BAM!! Brass Knuckles to Ryan's head and hes unconcious!! Rose and Krash start working over Ryan!!

Johnny: Thorn and Rain slowly get to their feet and BAM!! WOO!! Powerful Clothesline there by Thorn and Rain did a slip in the air!! Thorn takes a quick breather..as even I have to admit he took a beating and BAM!! Kick to the back of Rain's head!!

Frank: Thorn picks up Rain who elbows Thorn in the gut but Thorn digs his knee into her stomach and sets her up for..yes...!!!! THE CLIPPER!! RAIN IS DOWN!!! The mood in this building has changed and the fans are booing like crazy!!

Johnny: Yes! This match is coming home babay! Thorn does a small pose for the people and locks up Rain in The Living Tribute..its over!! ITS OVER!! RAIN IS GONNA TAP!!

Frank: Rain reaches her hand up here folks and it appears we may see her tap and..HERE COMES TRIPLE X!! X RUNS DOWN AND CLOBBERS KRASH AND SENDS HIM OVE THE RAILING BUT OOOO!!! ROSE WITH A CHAIR SHOT SENDS X OUT AS WELL!!

Johnny: Thorn lets go to check on the outside to see if anything is happening and Rain is able to get to her feet!! Rain stalks over to Thorn and hooks him up for a Brewing Storm but Thorn counters that and goes for a Clotesline but Rain ducks it and BAM!!! BLIZZARD!! BLIZZARD!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!! Cover 1..2...KICK OUT!! WOOO!!!! THORN KICKED OUT OF THE BLIZZARD!!

Frank: Everyone in this arena, including Rain and myself are shocked!! What can keep Thorn down if hes able to connect out of such an amazing move!?!

Johnny: Rain signals once again for the top rope and slowly climbs up it. Thorn slowly is able to bring himself to his feet and Rain flies off looking to connect with The Eraser but Thorn counters and YES!!! SWEET MOTHER OF JEBUS THORN JUST HIT THE MILLAN DRIVER!!!!

Frank: Thorn goes for the cover..BUT X GETS ON THE APRON!! THE REFEREE IS DISTRACTED AND THORN SEES THIS!! Thorn gets up and whacks X off of the apron back onto the floor! Thorn turns around and its Rain!! A bloody Rain kicks Thorn in the stomach and BAM!! Tumultuous Thunder! How did she find the strength to get up from a Millan Driver and hit that move!?!

Johnny: Rain isnt going for the pin! She looks into the crowd and..LOOKS AT THIS!! STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE BEFORE!!!! COVER 1..2...LOOK!! ITS KRASH!!

Frank: Krash is in the ring with his Tag Team title and hes just clobbered Rain over the ehad with his title!! The referee asks for the bell rung and it looks like Thorn is DQ'ed!!

Jenny: Ladies and gentlemen the winner of this match via DQ!! Rain! And STILL your UEF Ultimate Champion! Thorn!

Frank: I cant believe it!! Krash just screwed Rain out of the Ultimate Title!

Johnny: WOO!! The title stays in Krash's camp! HAHAHAHA! Take that Rain!

Frank: Krash has brought Thorn to his feet and it appears we may see some more action in this ring as Rain is dazed and confused in the middle of the ring!!

Johnny: Krash brings Rain to her feet and here we go Frank!...Wait..hey..the lights went out!

Frank: Wait, there are back on now and....LOOK!!! ITS NIGHTCROW!! HES IN THE RAFTERS!!!

Johnny: THE FANS ARE GOING WILD!! THORN AND KRASH DUNNO WHAT TO THINK!! LOOK AT RAIN!! SHES AS CONFUSED AS ALL OF US!!

Frank: Look, Krash is going for a mic! Whats he gotta say!?

Krash: Nightcrow, who the hell do you think you are coming onto my show and just going around doing whatever you want!? Did you come to see your poor lil sister get destoryed by myself and Thorn? I hope you did, because not only will we destory her..but we have one more person who'd like to teach her a lesson..and I'd like him to come on out and "assit" us in lending Rain a "hand" out of this building!

[The lights in the arena turn a dark purple and "Sonne" by Rammstein hits the P.A.]

Frank: Oh no Johnny, please dont tell me DM has sided with those people!

Johnny:....are we seeing the DM of old again!? WOO!! PLEASE SAY IT IS SO!!

[DM slowly makes his way out onto the ramp and the fans dunno wetehr to cheer him or boo him. Nightcrow,Rain,Thorn, and Krash watch as ShadowDM makes his way down the ramp and into the ring.]

Frank: DM in the ring now and he walks over to Krash and..SHAKES HIS HAND!?!?!?! DM turns to Thorn and...my eyes must not be working cause I'm seeing Thorn and DM hug eachother!!

Johnny: My prayers have been answered Frank, DM is bad again!!

Frank: DM turns slowly over to Rain and you can see the look of fear in her eyes now Johnny. DM stares down Rain for a little bit and a smirk seems to form on his face, whats he thinking?

Johnny: I dunno but DM is raising his fist now and...TORNADO CLOTHESLINE ON KRASH!?!?! WHAT!?!?! KRASH IS DOWN!! THORN WITH A SHOCKED LOOK CHARGES DM AND GETS A BIG BOOT!!!

Frank: DM picks up Thorn and yells at his face then YES!!!! THE FICKING MOVE ON THORN!!! DM tells Rain to pick Krash up and Rain does so and BAM!! THE BREWING STORM ON KRASH!!

Johnny: I cant believe it! DM fooled them!! Triple X has brought Ryan White into the ring whos still woozy and they look at DM who raises Rain's hand in the air!! NOO DM COME ON!!

Frank: In an odd turn of events DM tricked Thorn and Krash and helped save Rain from a beating! DM slides out of the ring and slowly walks up the ramp way as Rain kneels down beside Ryan but checks above her still noticing her brother's presence. How will this all effect the ppv??? I'm Frank and this is Johnny, goodnight fans!!