Protocol Results
(A special promotional opening is aired featuring and showcasing many of the UEF’s Superstars, such as Hiddukel, Ryan and Joey White, Eddie Brock, Criminal Darsis, Criminal Sypher, Jay Moreno, Scorpion, Stiv Strummer, Safire with her Krash Course Title, Galuda, Ice Cube and Chris Hardy, Zaz, Midnight Striker, Prometheus, Kerri Storm with the International Title, Montrose, ShadowDM, and ending with the newcomer BloodIce with Christy Wilson, the return of Shadowstorm from the Dec. 8 Protocol, before it showcases Thorn holding the UEF Ultimate Title Belt inside the Cell at Gang Rulz. The UEF Theme Music “My Generation” by Limp Bizkit, continues to blare while the promo heads into the arena, where pyros go off, with some fireworks. The cameras pan through the entire arena a full 360 degrees showcasing signs, including showing a few people holding foam black mambas, and then it heads down to ringside where Frank Jones and Johnny Dieppe are waiting to open the show.
Frank: IT’S THE WEEK AFTER GANG RULZ, AND WE HAD HISTORY MADE ONCE AGAIN AS THORN BECAME A THREE-TIME UEF ULTIMATE CHAMPION. HELLO EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO PROTOCOL. I’M FRANK JONES......
Johnny: And I’m Johnny Dieppe, and we do have an action-packed show planned for everyone tonight. And it starts off with the main event, which has an intriguing story going, especially after what occurred at Gang Rulz.
Frank: That’s right everyone, thanks to the injuries suffered to BloodIce by Galuda at Gang Rulz, he’s not here tonight, and we don’t know when he’ll return. He suffered three broken ribs, and he also had to have surgery earlier this week to repair a herniated disk in his back. Instead, it will be Galuda and Exodus members Ryan White and Savant facing off against three former UEF Ultimate Champions, in Ice Cube, ShadowDM and Shadowstorm.
Johnny: And we have heard nothing concerning the status of Storm, as he too suffered an injury at Gang Rulz, and he didn’t even wrestle. From what I have heard, he also has suffered a severe back bruise, along with being burned slightly. Galuda also suffered a neck strain in his match with BloodIce at Gang Rulz, so he’s not 100% either.
Frank: No one in that match is 100%, especially ShadowDM, who was thrown off the top of the special War Games Cell by the new champion Thorn. And that cell will just beat you down, and up at the same time.
Johnny: We also have Scorpion, Stiv Strummer, and Hiddukel all facing each other, with the winner going on to Protocol on Jan. 12 to face the International Champion, Rain, who was so close to winner the Seven Deadly Sins Sequel match at Gang Rulz.
Frank: Triple X and Zaz will face off for the United Kingdom Title. Triple X helped Zaz defeat Criminal Sypher and win the UK Title, and now Zaz has to face him this week, and the belt is on the line.
Johnny: Tough break for Zaz, who didn’t ask for any help to win the title, and now he has to face one of UEF’s top competitors.
Frank: We also have Tre Scott, ADD and Spite facing off with the Shooting Star Title on the line. Spite, who made his return a few weeks ago, was able to take down Scorpion at Gang Rulz to win the title.
Johnny: Tre Scott could easily be an up and comer, and ADD is a newcomer as well. Hopefully a great match is what we’ll get.
Frank: And Dave Helms, who also is a newcomer to the UEF, issued a challenge for tonight’s show, and it has been accepted, but we do not know who the opponent is yet.
Johnny: From what I’m hearing, it’s a returning person to the UEF. And speaking of returns, what about what happened at the end of Gang Rulz in the Casket Match?
Frank: Nightcrow was there live at the Pay-Per-View, but he’s still having to use a walking cane right now, but he did set off something that I’m not so sure the UEF is ready for. As everyone knows, his brother Shadowstorm at one time was known in another federation as Zeppe, who is a phenom in the eyes of his peers. If they are working together on something, watch out UEF, because as everyone knows, he’s one of the best there is, bar none, and the fact that he’s getting a bit sadistic now even more than before, it’s even got me a bit scared.
Johnny: Galuda did win that match, with an awful lot of help against BloodIce, who was fighting for his life against the big monster. Galuda has also been in wars with the Storm brothers, and he just might get another one now with what he did to BloodIce, who is one of Shadowstorm’s two mentors.
Frank: Hiddukel and Keltoi might also be wanting to watch their backs, as they were heavily involved in both the Seven Deadly Sins Sequel and Casket Matches at Gang Rulz. Keltoi had everyone fooled as he was the Ace impersonator, and I’ve heard from Christy Wilson that a few people are extremely mad at both he and Hiddukel for their recent stunts, and this also includes the Storm family.
Johnny: One thing is for sure, and tonight will be a war here from the Arco Arena in Sacramento, the home of the Sacramento Queens, oops, I mean Kings.
Frank: Now Johnny, we’re here this week, so don’t start that basketball joke from Shaquille O’Neal. But as you did say, we ARE LIVE FROM SACRAMENTO, AND IT’S TIME TO START THIS SHOW OFF WITH A BANG!
Spite (c) vs ADD vs Tre Scott (Shooting Star Title)
FJ: Merry Christmas to all our viewers, and as a special treat, the first of our three title defences, a triple threat elimination match for the Shooting Star Title.
JD: Or is that the Shooting ‘Spite’ Title?
FJ: Spite once again won the Shooting Star Title, this time from veteran Scorpion at Gang Rulz. This match won’t be easy though, and he’s defending against ADD and Tre Scott!
JD: And it’s about blooming time the management brought this title back to those who are trying to climb the ranks from the bottom. Who did Scorpion piss off backstage to sink this low?
FJ: I don’t know, but all three men are in the ring as we come back from our commercial break, and they’re ready to fight!
(Tre Scott and ADD look at each other, before jumping on Spite and sending him back into the corner with consecutive running shoulder charges.)
JD: Hey, no fair!
FJ: The champion is being double teamed here.
(Both men continue to soften Spite up with fists to the head. Using their strength, they lift him up to the top rope, and ascend to the second turnbuckle themselves.)
FJ: Incoming!
(A double superplex plants Spite in the middle of the ring, and he cries out in, arching his back. Tre Scott gives ADD a weary look, not entirely sure, if he can be trusted, but a nod reassures him and they lay the boots into the gut of Spite, who curls up on the mat and tries to protect himself from the blows.)
FJ: This might be a good strategy from the rookies - eliminate the champion, reduce the threat of being eliminated and settle it between themselves.
(Again, both men lift Spite up, and sit him on the top rope. They then drag him forward so only his legs are on the turnbuckle, before falling back and inverting his head in a double top rope DDT!)
FJ: OH MAN! Spite’s neck was inverted sickly onto the mat!
JD: Stupid rookies. They should be treating Spite with some respect!
FJ: Maybe, but Tre Scott makes the cover as ADD lays on the ropes and smiles! 1! 2! 3! Spite has been eliminated, we’re going to get ourselves a new Shooting Star Champion!
Eliminated: Spite.
(ADD lunges forward looking to get straight in at Tre Scott, but the man who just eliminated Spite catches him around the neck and locks in a Cobra Clutch submission.)
FJ: First move ADD takes this match and it’s a deadly submission hold!
JD: Like one submission hold with no background is going to finish him of…WHAT THE HELL?!!
FJ: ADD tapped out! Tre Scott has won the UEF Shooting Star Championship!
JD: Wow, what did ADD do to piss of the management?
FJ: I don’t know, but it was a rookie mistake (lunging forward) that cost him the match, and Tre Scott has some gold to accompany him over the festive season!
Eliminated: ADD
Winner and new UEF Shooting Star Champion: Tre Scott
Thorn promo
Frank Jones: What a night we’ve had so far; the fallout from Gang Rulz has been every bit as explosive as we imagined! A new Ultimate Champion was crowned!
The arena lights go out. The phrase “Long Time Gone” echoes around as “Nothing” by A kicks in. Unusually, the crowd pop.
Frank Jones: My God! Will you listen to the reaction of these fans to Thorn! Our NEW Ultimate Champion is here!
Johnny Dieppe: Oh, I think there’s a little more to it than that! Like, say, NOSH!
From behind the curtain, both Millan cousins emerge, with Thorn pushing Nosh in his wheelchair, while having the belt around his waist. Thorn’s brow still carries stitches as a result of ShadowDM ramming him into the cell. Both seem somewhat taken aback by the welcome.
Frank Jones: In case you hadn’t guessed, last week we saw the return of one of the UEF’s true legends, that of Nosh Millan as he watched his cousin, this reformed Thorn, win the Ultimate Title for the third time. What a feat!
Johnny Dieppe: Now, obviously Nosh isn’t in the same condition he once was, and as a result has been receiving private, and expensive, medical attention back in the UK out of Thorn’s own pocket. I guess The Original does have a heart after all!
Frank Jones: He just needed to get rid of Rose and instantly we see the same man who was running around these halls two years ago, with the same result! He’s got the title back! But can you believe this? Both Millan cousins, together for the first ever time in the UEF! These guys always hated each other, or at least, when we knew them they hated each other. They did, of course, grow up along with Chudson Maloy together becoming very strong friends.
Johnny Dieppe: From the House of Millan. You’ve gotta love this!
After playing to the crowd on either side of the arena, Thorn puts the brakes on Nosh’s wheelchair in the centre of the stage. A technician throws up a mic. Thorn catches it, but hands it to Nosh, who seems overcome by the emotion of the moment. Crowd go wild
Nosh: …Hello….
Huge pop.
Nosh: It sure has been a while. [Pause] And a lot sure as changed, and while you may not see me active in the ring, everyone better realize that this son of a bitch is back in town!
Frank Jones: This is incredible! Nosh was never really a crowd favorite, but his reputation has gone before him here.
Nosh: Now, my injuries aren’t something I want to talk about, but the man responsible for me being here tonight is this man; my cousin. My blood. You know him as Thorn. I know him as Taine. We both know him as your new Ultimate Champion!
Thorn looks bashful as the crowd begin a chant, something that hasn’t been a regular occurrence in the past months.
Nosh: This man saw past all the history of bitterness and backstabbing, and instead looked deep within himself; remembering how we grew up, teaching each other everything we now know. This isn’t the man you’ve seen being such a total fool since September. This man is genuine, he’s caring, and today, I am proud to call him my family.
Nosh hands the microphone to Thorn. The crowd explode again.
Thorn: Now, the last few weeks have been extremely difficult for me. Not only did I lose my title, I lost something, or should I say someone, who meant so much more to me. But just looking out through that cell and seeing this man battle to roll his wheelchair through the curtain, it gave me strength because I realized that there was someone by my side. And without that, there was no way I would have been able to come through the most draining and physical challenge of my entire life. For once, my hat goes off to every single one of the participants; DM, Hidd, Rain, Savant, Ryan, Ice Cube. These events have helped me to realize something; the reason all those negative things happened was because I wasn’t concentrating on business, but instead on my personal life. I had been driven to distraction because I wasn’t as assertive and decisive in the ring as I was out of it.
Johnny Dieppe: Hard to find fault with that, he was somewhat distant.
Thorn: I’ve now realized that here, in the UEF, there aren’t any real friendships of relationships, only those made out of necessity, and they aren’t true or dignified. If you want to succeed, if you want to get ahead, the only people you can fall back on are your family; they’re there to rely on, and you just know that they will be there to help you get your message across, loud and clear. There have been so many families in this company, all with their own message; The Whites and The Storms still going strong today. And those factions, those cliques who were as good as family; The Bomb Squad and the New Blood of the old days, the LOW and The Exodus today, to name but a few. Because of each other, each one of them has been able to communicate their message loud and clear. But then, us Millans, we have a very different message, and it’s one I’ve had difficulty in identifying these last few weeks. But it’s one I realized when that final bell rung last week.
Thorn reaches down and adjusts something on Nosh’s wheelchair.
Thorn: And my message is this……
Frank Jones: NO! OH MY GOD, NO! JESUS CHRIST!
Johnny Dieppe: WHAT THE HELL DID WE JUST WITNESS?!
Frank Jones: THORN JUST THREW HIS COUSIN, THE WHEELCHAIR BOUND NOSH MILLAN, RIGHT OFF THE STAGE TO THE TECHNICAL EQUIPMENT BELOW! WHAT THE HELL…?!
Johnny Dieppe: THAT’S BRILLIANT! KING OF THE SWERVE, RIGHT THERE!
Frank Jones: HOW THE HELL CAN YOU CONDONE THOSE ACTIONS? NOT ONLY IS THE MAN HIS COUSIN, BUT HE’S ALSO IN A WHEELCHAIR! FOR GOD’S SAKE!
Johnny Dieppe: Wanna know what’s scariest about this? Check out Thorn’s face.
Frank Jones: THAT IS A SICK HUMAN BEING, AND HE’S MEANT TO BE OUR CHAMPION! SOMETHING HAS GONE SERIOUSLY WRONG IN THAT MAN’S HEAD! THAT EVIL SMILE! THAT’S THE MOST HEINOUS ACT I THINK I’VE EVER SEEN IN ALL MY YEARS HERE!
Thorn: My message is: FAMILY SUCKS! I hope you all got that LOUD AND CLEAR! Maybe now you’ll all REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL!
Thorn turns back to the curtain, but as he reaches halfway, a figure emerges.
Johnny Dieppe: IT’S ROSE! THE CHAMP HAS HIS GIRL BACK!
Frank Jones: OH, DON’T TELL ME THIS WAS PLANNED ALL ALONG!
Cut to commercial with Thorn and Rose embracing on the stage as EMTs and officials rush to the concrete area below. Thorn undoes his belt and lifts it high above his head. The smile still spread across his face.
Sypher Promo
(After hearing commentating from Frank and Johnny, the cameras head to the back to Jenny Williams who is standing outside of the tag team's locker room that reads C4LIFE. She stands there with the microphone out in front of her and a smile on her face.)
Jenny: Hello everyone, I'm standing backstage just outside the C4LIFE locker room hoping to get words from the former UEF United Kingdom Champion.
(The locker room door opens up and out walks Sypher with a black beanie that reads C4LIFE across the front. A white sleeveless shirt that reads "Fuck with me and Die". He's carrying a gold chain around his neck with two tattoo's down his left arm and one on his right. The first tattoo on his left bicep reads "Sypher" in old english. The second one on his left forearm reads "C4". On his right forearm reads "LIFE". He's also wearing blue baggy pants with "criminal" down the left leg of the pants and "sypher" down the right. He stands beside Jenny looking at her as she looks at him and glances at the camera.)
Jenny: Sypher, I'm glad I caught you. I want to ask you about your match tonight with Safire. She's a very competitive women and has made a great impact in the UEF with the Krash Course Title. Do you think you will be able to accomplish this win tonight?
Sypher: Why not? I mean hell she's a women. Not saying anything to you about being a women, but let's face it. I mean I've been hardcore since I came into this fed. Both myself and Darsis have been hardcore. Face it, this title, is made for me!
Jenny: Ok, I want to ask you going back two weeks ago when you faced Tre Scott. What was your do you have a reason why you beat the hell out of him? I mean honestly Sypher if your partner wouldn't have come out at the right time, you would have killed him.
Sypher: Why? hmm, why? That's actually pretty good. I don't have an explanation for that. The only thing I can say is that he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now as far as Darsis coming out there and stopping me. Well the ONLY reason he stopped me is because he felt that the UEF couldn't lose any new comers at this particular time, so he spared him. Off the subject for a minute, I want to say something about Gang Rulez.
Jenny: Umm, sure.
Sypher: I had Zaz right were I wanted him. If it wasn't for Triple X he would have never felt that title. Triple X you stuck your nose where you shouldn't have and beleive me, you will pay for it one way or another.
Sypher walks away from Jenny as she stands there for a few.
Jenny: Back to you guys at ringside
Safire Promo
(The lights in the arena go dark and various coloured lights (mostly shades of blue) flash as Godsmack's "Voodoo" begins to echo through the stadium. Safire steps out to a cheering crowd with teh KC title slung over her shoulder as the lights come up and she makes her way purposefully to the ring. Once in the ring, she grabs the mic.)
Frank: Here we go Johnny, Safire our current Krash Course Champion is gonna address the crowd!!
Johnny: This is one woman you dont want to mess with, not only cause of her amazing in-ring skills, but also because she has the L.O.W. and 2x Ultimate Champion ShadowDM watching her back!!
Safire: Okay. I've gone long enough without saying something. First and foremost- Kookyboy, like ShadowDM said, you do NOT just waltz into MY match, beat on ME, then challenge HIM. Not a ficking chance... at least not without redemption. And that you will recieve, I assure you, all in due time. Now, let's back up a ways... to Doomsday. Hiddukel. Ah, Hiddukel... You lost your title to a new little rookie. And she's not going to give it up no matter HOW much you try and pound on her! You won't get anywhere beating on me between matches, let me tell you. What does not kill me makes me stronger. I'd watch it next time... That goes for the rest of you who've challenged me- If you didn't happen to notice, I still have this strap, and I have every intention of keeping it that way.
Safire pats the strap on her shoulder.
Frank: Strong words here from Safire, whos determined to hold onto the title, even if it emans killing her!
Johnny: She has the same determination her boyfriend had when he was in her place only a year ago.
Safire: It's a good effort you guys are giving, but... this little rookie's going up, up, up! And Stiv Strummer. You make your return a challenge to me... Sorry, but you didn't manage too well in our first match. Sure, it was thrown, but I think I proved myself. And as for my latest challenger, Criminal Sypher.... You're going to end up like the rest of them... without this title!
With that, Safire gracefully dropped the mic and left the ring. She waved to her fans as she walked back up the ramp and out of sight.
Frank: Johnny, I think Safire is pumped for tonight!!
Johnny: I've seen some awesome women wrestlers, from Jesse Gower to Kerrie Storm and Safire is on her way to joining them in greatness.
Safire(c) vs Criminal Sypher (KC Title)
Frank : Folks, we've had a great night so far, and I personally think it's about to get better!
Johnny: Frank, why do you favour the cheaters? It's not hip or cool to cheat. Safire cheated my good friend Hiddukel out of his title and has since stolen victories from some very good talent
Frank: Johnny, it's more like shes shown, being female doesn't mean you can't hang with the boys.
Johnny: She needs to learn her place.
Frank: What are you going to teach her? *laughs*
Johnny: No, but i'm sure Criminal Sypher will!
Frank: Let's get on with the match!
[As the fans are all cheering and screaming for their favorite superstar, "Criminal" by Eminem blairs throughout the UEF arena and the lights then start flashing on and off, before the lights finally go out, and they come back on and Sypher is in the ring.. ]
Johnny: Look at that man. He's a born competitor. His muscles have muscles, who the hell would want to mess with him?!
Frank: I'll show you exactly who will want to mess with him!
[The arena lights dim to black. As 'Voodoo'by Godsmack begins to play, a ring of fire forms in front of the screen. Safire is sitting inside the flames. She stands, and walks through a small gap on the flames as blue lights come on slowly. She walks up into the ring, shedding her cloak. She stands in the middle of the ring, head bowed. Suddenly, she lifts her head, and the turnbuckle posts burst into flames.]
Frank: There is who will mess with him.
Johnny: She doesn't stand a chance!
Frank: Oh yes she does.
[Just as Safire turns around she catches a glimpse of Sypher out of the corner of her eye trying to slide into the ring to sneak attack her, as he is sliding in she drops a hard elbow to the back of his neck. Safire picks up Sypher, kicks him in the gut and executes a hard DDT to the head]
Frank: But Johnny? I thought she was going to be a pushover!
Johnny: SHES CHEATING AGAIN! She didn't even let Sypher get into the ring this time for ****'s sake!
Frank:HAHAHAHAHAHA you got censored!
Johnny: Ahhhhh ****
Frank: Censored AGAIN!
[Safire slides to the outside of the ring and grabs a chair from under the ring. She slides back into the ring and lines up Sypher's head with the chair and attempts to nail a hard shot with it, but fails as he rolls out of the way and springs to his feet.]
Johnny: Woo! Safire was way too slow and missed her chairshot on Sypher!
Frank: Sypher got out of the way JUST in time to avoid needing some nice headache pills in the morning!
[Sypher springs to his feet and kicks Safire in the midsection, she drops the chair and Sypher seeing a nice opprotunity, grabs Safire and DDT's her directly on the chair!]
Frank: NOW THATS GOTTA HURT!
Johnny: SYPHER SYPHER SYPHER SYPHER....This man is gonna be the next Krash Course Champ I tell you.
[Sypher slides to the outside of the ring and attempts to find something under the ring, he pulls out a couple of cookie sheets, a table,garbage cans and a couple of lids. He slides everything into the ring and is sliding the table in when it gets cracked into his face and Sypher falls backwards.]
Frank: Safire has gotten up and baseball slided the table into Sypher, what a move! Safire is in the running for one of the best Krash Course champions yet
Johnny: One of the worst cheating ones too!
[Safire gets up on the top turnbuckle and attempts the Chisled Safire off the top rope! She connects on the outside of the ring!]
Frank: This match-up could be over!
Johnny: SYPHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
1..
2..
[Kickout By Sypher]
Johnny: WOOHOO Sypher kicked out of that cheap move by Safire!
Frank: That wasn't a cheap move Johnny, that was Safire's finisher. Which is a variation of the swanton bomb. To do it from the top rope to the outside if the ring takes skill. Which this young lady has plenty of!
Johnny: It's still cheap.
Frank:Cheap is that cologne you wear!
[Sypher still laid out, Safire reachs under the ring and pulls put a chair. She places the chair across Sypher's face and slides back into the ring. Safire runs, bounces off the other rope, corkscrews over the top rope and lands with crushing force on the chair which drives into Sypher's face]
Frank: HOLY HELL HOLY HELL HOLY HELL! She just put her body on the line....You wonder Johnny, why they call her the Queen Of The Extreme?
Johnny: Meh, I could make a few suggestions *laughs*
[Safire goes for the pin]
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2..
3!
[Bell Rings]
Jenny: Winner AND STILL UEF Krash Course Champion, Safire!
[As The Referee Is Raising Safire's Hand, Hiddukel slides into the ring behind her, spins her around and kicks her in the gut, lining her up for his version of the pump handle slam he nails it with driving force]
Johnny: HE HIT HER WITH THE PLAGUE!
Frank: What does this mean? why the hell would Hiddukel attack Safire?
Johnny: Because He CAN!
Triple X promo
The audience gets restless without seeing another match take place or another backstage vignette go through until the lights go out.
The sound of Eminem’s voice is heard over the P.A. His voice echoes through the arena since everyone has settled down and begun to tune in to what is about to happen next.
Eminem: Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted- One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
A lone figure is now standing on the stage with his arms folded across his chest. His head is down, as he is coming out to the ring for a reason. Suddenly, “Lose Yourself” from the Detroit rapper, Eminem, starts to play on the speakers, as different colored pyros go off in different directions. Triple X makes his down the ramp to the ring. The audience starts to cheer him on, as he walks up the steel stairs and steps into the ring.
Once Triple X enters the ring, he precedes to ask the ring announcer, Jenny Williams, for a microphone. Jenny Williams reaches a dainty hand up, with a microphone weaving in between the ring ropes. Triple X's hand reaches down to take the instrument from Jenny's. Walking back to the center of the ring, X stands still. The entire arena is still cheering on the fellow Legends of Wrestling member.
Triple X puts the microphone up to his lips and begins to speak, but the fans are so overpowering X just starts to smile and laugh until he gets the fans to calm down and listen to what he has to say.
Triple X: So everybody saw what I did last week in Los Angeles at Gang Rulz to Criminal Sypher during his United Kingdom title defense.
The audience begins to cheer once again, and once again Triple X has to calm them down so they can listen to him speak. There’s a sense of anger and resentment in his voice now, so it startles everyone.
Triple X: How does it feel to get screwed? Huh? How does it feel?
Obviously we know that he’s directing his attention to Criminal Sypher.
Triple X: You see I know perfectly how it feels, and now so do you.
Triple X stares into the camera and points at the lens being up close and personal.
Triple X: You see when you screwed me out of the UK title about three months ago, I wanted to get back at you. That’s one of the reasons why I attacked you and Darsis the night before I disappeared.
Triple X backs away from the camera and stands near the ropes facing the video-tron that is above the stage. He’s truly hoping that Sypher is watching and listening to carefully to what he’s got to say.
Triple X: But that wasn't enough. I needed to do something more. Something that would really get you. I was hot, vehement, and furious with you Criminal punks, so I took the one thing that I knew meant the most to you. I gave it to someone else, whom by the way I will be facing and then taking the title from later tonight.
X starts to calm down a bit and acts very calm, cool, and collected as he has just let out some pent up anger verbally.
Triple X: Zaz, just ‘cause I helped you win that UK title doesn't mean your going to keep it. Later tonight you will be just like Sypher, just another statistic in my record, and if you’re lucky I won't have to leave you half dead in the ring. So you can just be a good little boy and hand over the title now or wait ‘til I beat it out of you and take it. Either way, I’m taking back what’s rightfully mine, and I will once again be the UK Champion.
The spectators begin to cheer for Triple X once again, since he joined forces with Legends of Wrestling he’s become a lot more popular than before.
Triple X: But so you know, Everlast is on the hunt for tag gold here in the UEF, and this time we will hunt and kill anyone in our way. Last time Everlast went for tag gold we were not at 100%. Josh a.k.a. Showtime was going through a lot of problems as was I. SO neither of us were ready for the match. This time on the other hand, both Kerri and I are at the top of our games so we will show that we have what it takes to win no matter what.
Now everyone knows Kerri Storm is a vigilante in training, as she has been spotted on numerous occasions in the last two weeks playing protector of the innocent and defender of the weak in and around Los Angeles.
Triple X: You know, following Gang Rulz last week everyone’s been wondering something. After Seven Deadly Sins, the Sequel occurred virtually everyone’s been asking the same question, over and over again. “Where is Rain? Where did she disappear to this time?”
The fans go into a chant of “RAIN! RAIN! RAIN!” Triple X pauses before continuing just to let the fans get in a pop here and there as he speaks of one the Storm’s.
Triple X: Yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ about. See, Rain took a major beating at Gang Rulz, so that’s why she’s been given the night off. She was really aching after that match, as it was very intense and became very grueling for her body. I’ve never seen her fight as hard as she did last week, and I know she’d be here if she wasn’t in so much pain from last week.
The crowd starts a mixture of cheers and boos loudly now. They want Rain! They continue to disapprove of the UEF’s decision even though the people really care about the female Storm. She was very courageous during the match to take on six other men in the main event. Besides, everyone knows she’s a tough fighter when it comes to being in the ring. There’s nothing that can stop her, but after last week there were some things that pulled Rain away from reality for some time. That’s right, she slipped into a deep intense lapse.
Triple X: Rain was at a superior disadvantage against practically everyone in the match at Gang Rulz, but she proved herself worthy of being in there to everybody. That’s what I like about Rain the most, she’s determined to do what she has to in order to gain victory. Unfortunately, she lost.
The fans start to boo until they go into a chant of “WE WANT RAIN! WE WANT RAIN! WE WANT RAIN!” There’s a disappointed look on Triple X’s face, as he has to break the news to the fans now.
Triple X: But she’s not here!
The audience continues on with their boos, and a few of them pelt garbage at Triple X surprisingly. Luckily, he dodges out of the way and becomes upset with these people. How dare they throw their trash at him? Who do they think they are?
Suddenly, the lights go out and it’s completely dark. A few people scream, as they seem to be afraid of the dark. Then again the majority of people in their seats start to cheer their little heads off. On the video-tron a music video starts to play, and the song becomes familiar to us as it is known as Shawn Desman’s second single, “Shook”. However, it has been remixed, so it’s got a better beat than the original cut.
Shawn Desman: This girl she got me shook
So Triple X is starting to wonder what’s really going on here. Why are there people dancing on the stage? But you have to admit, their moves are pretty cool as the fans are starting to get into them. On the video-tron, the image of Kerri Storm dancing with the singer in his video, as they seem to make a cute couple despite the fact that Rain almost ten years older than he is. She looks very young for her age. The two figures stop dancing and we see the woman’s right leg is being held up against the man’s waist with his arm supporting her waist from falling backward. His other hand is holding the woman’s leg up against him.
The lights go out and then another flash of lightning hits the stage and when the light instantly come back on everyone starts to cover their eyes. There isn’t much time for everybody’s eyes to adjust to the bright lights. We look over at the stage and we see none other that Kerri Storm! She’s dressed in a Mrs. Claus outfit, with a match cap and her foot attire is known to be red leather boots. In her hand she hoists up a bag that seems to be plump with what could be presents! There’s a pleasant smile on her face, as she begins to blow kisses and waves to the audience when they go into a chant of “STORM! STORM! STORM!” now.
Kerri approaches the ring and walks up the steel steps. Triple X is in shock, as he had no idea that she’d be out here with her International title around her waist. She’s supposed to be at home resting from the punishment she took at the hands of six other guys from Gang Rulz. Triple X helps her into the ring by pull the second the third ropes a part for her. Kerri steps in and sets the bag down in a corner.
The music stops and Kerri and Triple X, Everlast, are in the ring together as they hug before turning their attention to the fans.
Kerri Storm: Surprised?
The fans start to cheer, as she’s in a revealing outfit standing next to her tag partner. Kerri starts to laugh as she walks away from Triple X and grabs her huge sack from the corner. She then returns before Triple X can say a word.
The lights go out for a few seconds until we see another lightning bolt hit the center of the ring. When the lights come back on, everyone is shocked to see Triple X is now dressed as Santa Claus. Kerri grabs the microphone from his hand.
Kerri Storm: There, now don’t you look a lot better.
Everyone starts to applaud, as the stable known as Everlast is in the Christmas spirit.
Triple X: So Kerri.. I suppose we have presents to hand out, right?
Kerri Storm looks a little nervous, as she stares into her bag and shakes her head. The fans start to object to this.
Kerri Storm: Oops! I guess I forget them. Sorry.
Triple X: Great, just great Kerri. You ruined Christmas for all these people out here!
So the audience goes into a chant of “YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!”
Okay, so this is starting to make Kerri Storm feel a bit stupid. Why come out to ringside if she was going to mess up like this? Kerri whispers something into Triple X’s ear and he starts to nod, but then he starts yelling and screaming at Kerri Storm. You can’t hear his words, as he isn’t using the microphone for this. Kerri feels really embarrassed now. Triple X calms down and resumes talking to the audience.
Triple X: Okay, I think we have an alternative here. We’ve got no presents to give away, but maybe there’s something we can issue.
Someone from the front row shouts out, “give us your International title!” This surprises Kerri, as the title is around her waist. She takes the mic and stands close to her partner.
Kerri Storm: I’m really sorry everybody. I didn’t mean to ruin the Christmas surprise, but I’m sure we can make it up to you. Just follow our instructions, everything should be fine… I hope.
Triple X takes the mic from his partner and begins to talk.
Triple X: Now close your eyes and make a wish.
Once again the lights go out and the spotlight is on Everlast, as we see what looks like snow falling down from the rafters. Everlast has a big smile on their faces, as they start to laugh. The audience starts to cheer them on now, as they are getting their Christmas present now! The lights come back on, but it’s not snow that’s falling to the ground. It’s money! In fact, it’s all coming down in what appears to be “all about the Benjamins”.
Everlast: Merry Christmas!
Triple X:Ho Ho Ho!
Just then, out walk three gorgeous ladies from the backstage area. Kerri looks a little confused.
Kerri Storm: Ho Ho Ho?
Triple X: Yep. *points*
A huge cheer from the crowd is heard here.
Triple X vs Zaz (c) *UK Title*
Frank: Ladies and gentleman, if you saw Gang Rulz or not, the new UK Champion
is Zaz thanks in large part to Triple X screwing Syhper out of the title at
the PPV.
Johnny: The funny part is, he gets the first shot!
Frank: It is funny and makes me wonder what kind of deal went on that night,
but no matter, because it's a new day and it's time for Zaz's first title
defense!
Johnny: Ten bucks says he's a one week wonder!
Frank: Johnny, them english people don't know what "ten bucks" means.
Johnny: Five pounds then?
Frank: Not sure, us Americans don't understand pounds or... whatever...
*The music starts and out walks L.O.W. member Triple X. He plays the crowd a
little and heads for the ring, ready for business.*
Jenny: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall
and is for the UEF United Kingdom championship! Introducing first, the
challenger, representing L.o.W....... TRIPLLLEEE, X!!!!!!
Frank: The man that was the deciding factor for the UK Title is ready for
action!
*More music as the new UK champion emerges*
Jenny: And his opponent, the reigning UEF United Kingdom Champion.....
ZAAAAAZ!!!!
*DING DING DING*
Frank: Bell is rung, the title is on the line!
Johnny: Should be an interesting one. Let's get it on!
Frank: Ok Mills Lane..
Johnny: Who?
Frank: Lock up, and the match is underway! Triple X quickly powers in with
some leverage... backdrop by the challenger! He had him way up in the air!
Johnny: Zaz had a hell of a match at the PPV and he may not be 100%!
Frank: Could be, but it's to late to back out now! Triple X picks up Zaz and
slams him down hard on the mat! Triple X is all business and no games here
tonight!
Johnny: He hasn't been champion in a while and I bet he's really hungry for
gold!
Frank: Triple X off the ropes, running elbow drop! Quick pin!
1
.....2
Frank: Kick out, and the match continues! Triple X brings Zaz to his feet...
Zaz with a counter kick to the stomach! DDT! Nice move by the champion to
stop the assault!
Johnny: Could've been worse... I'll give him a 6.
Frank: Zaz nails a short-arm clothseline! Triple X had no time to get up at
all! Zaz going to go old fashioned...
Zaz: MAKE A WISH!!!
Frank: Wish bone leg splitter! Triple X's future of keeping the family name
alive is now questionable!
Johnny: I wonder how many people got what he just said?
Frank: Probably none! But Zaz has a pin!
1
.......2
......
Frank: Denied! Triple X sensed it, and kick out with what he could.
Johnny: Good match so far... but what the heck is he doing here?!
Frank: Criminal Sypher is on the stage, looking down at the ring! What
business does he have with this!
Johnny: Oh don't tell me... he wants revenge on Triple X?! Now who did not
see that coming!
Frank: Sypher stands his ground and the match goes on. How well will Triple X
be able to concentrate with him out here?
Johnny: We'll find out.
Frank: Zaz going for a suplex... Triple X slides down... reverse DDT! Nice
counter by the challenger.. quick cover!
1
......2
Frank: No! Right after two and the champion still has fight in him! Wait, now
Triple X is going a-top the ring post! X-SAULT!!! Trademark by Triple X and
he has a cover!
1
Johnny: Sypher is down by the ring!!!!
....2
Frank: Sypher put Zaz's foot on the rope and the ref missed it as he was
watching for the shoulder! Damnit!
Johnny: Triple X is pissed!
Frank: More company! Rain, aka Kerri Storm, is running down! She's chasing
Sypher around the ring!
Johnny: Sypher's being chased by a woman, HAHAHAHAHA!
Frank: Sypher rolls into the ring... and meets Triple X's DDT! LOOK OUT! Zaz
recovered and hit Triple X with a bulldog out of no where! Rain into the
ring, SHE NAILS ZAZ WITH A SPEAR!!!!!
Johnny: What does it take to get DQ'd these days?!
Frank: Beats me, but everyone is down in the ring! Rain is beating on Sypher
and she rolls him out of the ring. Now what is she gonna do... she has a
chair! Chair shot over Sypher's head!
Johnny: Here comes Darsis!!!!!!
Frank: Darsis runs down and goes for Rain.. but Triple X with a springboard
dropkick out of the ring makes the save! Now Darsis and Triple X are
exchanging rights, going toe to toe, Darsis is winning... Triple X ducks a
punch and spins Darsis around... release german suplex!!! Our announce table
has been destroyed!!!
Johnny: Oh my god!!
Frank: Zaz with a flying cross body out of the ring nails Triple X! Carnage
everywhere you look! Zaz is forcing Triple X into the ring.. he's going for a
cover.. he has hit feet on the ropes for leverage!
1
.....2
Frank: The ref spots the cheating! Zaz must break up the pin!
Johnny: Wow! He finally saw something!
Frank: Zaz is pissed off! Getting in the officials face like he is now will
get you no where! He's waisting time. Finally he goes back to Triple X and
goes to pick up.... XXX WITH A ROLL UP!!
1
....2
Frank: Kick out! Triple X played possum and almost won!
Johnny: And we still have Rain and Darsis and Sypher here at ring side!
Frank: Triple X shoots Zaz into the ropes.. knee to the mid-section! What
the... Sypher pulls Triple X down by the back of his neck from the ring
apron! Not fair at all, and Rain can't do a damn thing about it since Darsis
is standing gaurd! Triple X is screwed!
Johnny: Oh no!
Frank: DM! DM! DM! ShadowDM is running down to even the odds!
Johnny: Stay in the back people are you are all fined and suspended!
Frank: DM is chasing Darsis through the arena, through the crowd, and Sypher
is left all alone! Rain runs up and scores a dropkick on Sypher!
Johnny: Scarred For Life!!!!!
Frank: Triple X just hit his finisher in the ring! He's got the cover!!
1
.....2
.....3!!!!!
*DING DING DING*
Jenny: Here is your winner and the NEEEWWW, UEF UK champion... Triple X!!!!
Frank: My god he did it! L.o.W. has a new champion and a new title in their
power!
Johnny: I can't believe it! Sypher tried to spoil the party, but to no avail!
Winner - Triple X - New UK Champion
***A Challenge to the Champ***
[The scene fades in on the Exodus locker room where we see Ryan White sitting clutching a fist over and over. He looks up and sees the camera.]
Ryan: Last night at Gang Rulz, something happened. Something terrible happened. The man I once called a friend sided with my most hated enemy. Why would someone, of his stature go and side with someone like him? Someone who doesn't treat others with the amount of respect one should show another? Ohh wait I know why, he's...family. Let me tell you a little something about family Thorn. When you turn your back on your family your bound to wind up with a knife in the back. I re-started something your cousin started long ago, back when I was still a nobody. Back when I had only won the International Title ONCE! Not four times like I have now. Nosh was family to me, he took me under his wing and guided me. Look what happened now. He stabbed me in the back and has gone and sided with you!
[Ryan grabs his tag title.]
Ryan: This tag team belt is number 13 for me. I propose this, next PPV I get my rightful shot at your Ultimate title. But! Yes there is a but Thorn, the match is of my choosing. You see if there's one thing that was made famous when Nosh was around, that was Windshields.
[Ryan starts to chuckle to himself. He bends down and picks up none other then a windsheild.]
Ryan: Thorn, this will shatter your dreams and open up the door for mine. If I have to I will pry that title from your cold...dead hands.
[Just then Kerri walks in the room.]
Kerri: Ryan...I'm sorry
Ryan: Honey don't worry about it. Mistakes happen, it wasn't your fault and I'm not upset about it. My target is back in the picture. My main goal is back.
Kerri: Ohh?
Ryan: Thorn will feel the wrath of the one Ryan White. But you on the other hand will feel a different wrath.
[Kerri giggles and Ryan shoves the camera man out of the room slamming the door infront of him. The scene fades back to ring side.]
Scorpion’s Promo
Scorpion is seen walking down the hallway to the designated section of the backstage area reserved for Legends of Wrestling members only. He is wearing a black wrestling singlet, with a wicked drawing of a Scorpion on them in white. Scorpion is also wearing a baseball cap backwards, as this is his style of attire for himself. But not just that, it also makes him feel comfortable no matter what setting he’s in. Scorpion’s also wearing a pair of Oakley sunglasses to shield his eyes from the light coming from above in the hallways. Scorpion is looking down at the cold tiled floor of the arena corridor.
As he approaches the other end of the hallway, Safire and her Krash Course title are seen leaving the locker room. Scorpion isn’t sure where Becca’s going off to without Jory (ShadowDM). Perhaps she’s going out to the ring for her title defense right now. Or maybe she’s off to find ShadowDM for whatever reason.
Scorpion keeps walking down the hallway until the sound of the fans immediate applause and cheering causes him to look up. There standing before him is the lovely and talented International Champion, Rain, Kerri Storm. She’s decked out in that revealing Santa outfit she was parading around in earlier in this show. She’s even smiling at him, as Scorpion just continues to be mesmerized by her deep ocean blue eyes. There’s a little smile on his face too.
So everyone knows these two have somewhat of a past together. They were at the scene of the crime in Showtime’s murder where they were drawn closer to each other than before. Actually, that very night they almost got intimate, but luckily Kerri Storm was able to pull herself out of a very bad relapse before Scorpion could take advantage of the opportunity. Then again Scorpion would never do such a thing to Kerri, he really cares for her. Now if she could only see that, things would be even better than before.
Scorpion: Hey Kerri, lookin’ good in that outfit.
Kerri looks down at herself and then back at Scorpion, as he approaches her.
Rain: I’m glad you think so. It’s not too revealing, is it? Who cares if the dress is revealing?! Just being close to the sister Storm makes Scorpion’s night even better than before. Not only would Scorpion get his chance to be the #1 contender to Rain’s International title, but he’d actually surprise her with what he sees close by; however we’re unsure of what is meant by that right now. Scorpion: No way, you look damn fine Chrissy. Kerri blushes and lets out a little girlish giggle, as what Scorpion says is something Ryan White would say to her. Speaking of which, he is nowhere around to see the two friends talking. Rain: I suppose you’re on your way to the ring for the match.
Scorpion: Well, yeah, I mean would like the chance to face you again for that International title of yours. Kerri speaks softly and gazes at the floor seeming very shy right now. Rain: I’d like that, too. I actually miss you being my training buddy.
Scorpion: Yeah. What can I say? We both went our own ways. You’ve got Ryan, and I’ve got .. well, me. Okay, so it appears that Scorpion is trying to make Kerri feel bad, as she bites down on her lower lip gently and avoids Scorpion’s eyes. Everyone knows these two were close last year, but someway somehow they separated from one another and went solo instead of staying together. No, they never had a romantic relationship, but strong bonded camaraderie. Scorpion: But it’s not so bad, Chrissy. Scorpion brings his hand up to her face and caresses it gently. Scorpion: Hey.. don’t look so sad. I miss being around you and Brandon, but we still hang out whenever we can. We’re still friends and stable mates, Chrissy. That’s all that matters. Rain nods her head in conformity and agreement. He’s right, their friendship means a lot to both of them, and nothing could tear it a part no matter. Rain: Yes, I suppose you’re right. I’ll be watching closely from back here. Kerri turns away to leave when Scorpion takes a hold of her hand and she stops and slowly turns around. Unmistakably, there’s something happening between the two UEF employees. Scorpion points upward toward the ceiling of the hallway, but Kerri doesn’t look up for she knows what’s up there. It’s mistletoe!
Scott looks at Kerri; Once again, he begins to feel an odd feeling in the pit of his stomach. The very same reaction he had the night they were in Palm Beach together. Scorpion's more than willing to admit that Kerri is a beautiful and sensuous woman. This urge, it's different to him. He's never had it while with Kerri, however, he has when he's been around a few other women. Slowly, Scorpion leans forward and very slowly, he brings his face closer to hers, and softly presses his lips to Kerri's.
Kerri Storm’s eyes are closed as this kiss somehow manages to last a few seconds longer than her usual kisses. When Scorpion pulls away from the International Champion, Kerri opens her eyes slowly. He walks away before she can say anything to him. They just shared a moderately and rather brash and brazen osculate. Rain: Scott. Scorpion turns around and looks at Kerri wondering what she could possibly want or have to say to him after that kiss. I mean, they only smooched since it’s the holiday season. There’s only three days left before Christmas, and that mistletoe was coincidentally hanging above their heads. Scorpion took his chance and opportunity to kiss the woman without getting into major trouble with Ryan White or possibly the almighty and omnipotent brother Storm in Shadowstorm.
Just then Kerri runs swiftly yet calmly towards Scorpion and plants a huge kiss on his lips. This in its entirety lasts a lot longer than the first kiss between these two people. In fact, she pulls his baseball cap off of Scorpion’s head and indulges her fingers in his hair while Scorpion has his arms around her waist holding her close for some apparent incentive.
They stop abruptly, as they catch their breaths. That was one mighty, puissant osculate, but you have to wonder why Kerri Storm, whom is engaged to be married to Ryan White, would kiss Scorpion. Perhaps it’s a second chance to recapture her single life before Ryan entered and claimed her heart his own. Or maybe there’s something else happening. Rain: Good luck out there. Scorpion nods and tries his best not to blush, as he turns back and then makes his way down the hallway to the Legends of Wrestling locker room. Upon entering the locker room, Scorpion finds that virtually everyone has deserted him, as the entire room is vacant.
Scorpion notices there’s a piece of paper that has his name on it lying on his bag of luggage. The note is written on pink paper, the same shade and type of writing material that Kerri Storm received last week before Seven Deadly Sins, the Sequel. Scorpion picks it up off his baggage and reads the note. In it, it says “Look behind you!”
Now, before Scorpion can comprehend any of this the lights go out and we hear some loud noises. Sounds and tones that make it quite obvious there’s nothing sexual going on with Scorpion. Instead, there somehow appears that there’s a possible attack happening between Scorpion and an unknown assailant. The hullabaloo carries on for another few minutes until the lights come back on. Now, all we see is a quiet Legends of Wrestling locker room that has disastrously gone through turmoil. It looks like a hurricane came through it and left a trail of destruction within the confines of the chamber. There are broken tables and chairs all over the place. Twisted and bent up steel folding chairs are lying around the place as well, as we see a recumbent disfigured human body lying on the floor trying to move around. This is Scorpion trying to do so, as he has been ambushed from behind by an antagonist who could possibly by either Hiddukel or Stiv Strummer. What’s even worse is that, Scorpion’s been doused with some sort of crimson red liquid. It’s a sickening sight, as we can automatically determine what the carmine red substance is. It’s blood!
Scorpion has received a beating but slowly starts to move around. He gets to his feet and holds his head in his palms, as his vision becomes a little blurry. Scorpion makes it to the nearest wall before he collapses to the floor that is filled with broken glass and wood. Scorpion is now bracing himself against the wall for leverage, as he stares at the door. His eyes widen on fear as he stares at the postern, because there written in sanguine red is a message. Message: STAY AWAY FROM KERRI STORM OR YOU’LL BE SORRY!! The message is signed SS, the “beloved” stalker of Scorpion whom has been torturing the wrestler’s life for the last few weeks. We just leave as Scorpion is still bracing himself against the wall trying to catch his breath and hopefully make it to the ring for his #1 Contenders match to the International title. Inter. Title #1 Conternders match. Scorpion vs Hiddukel vs Stiv Strummer
Frank: Johnny, guess what?
Johnny: What Frank?
Frank: Its time for the Three-Way Dance to determine the #1 contender to the International Title!!
Johnny: Oh man, I've been looking forward to this match ever since it was first announced!!
Frank: As have I Johnny. Three of UEF's finest: Scorpion,Hiddukel,and Stiv Strummer will compete tonight to have their shot at the seemingly unstoppable International Champion Rain.
Johnny: You know that whoever wins this match tonight Frank will have a lot on their plate come 3 weeks from now!
(The Lights Flicker As "Soldier" By Eminem Fills The Arena....Hiddukel Walks Out With Keltoi behind Him And Stands About Halfway Down The Ramp And Poses To Red And Blue Fireworks Going Off....They Slide Into The Ring And Pose On Opposite Turnbuckles.)
Jenny: Ladies and gentlemen the following Three-Way contest is for one fall and it will determine the #1 contender to the UEF International Title. First, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 280 pounds!! From Toronto, Canada!! Hiddukel!!
Frank: And listen to the boos directed towards this man, Hiddukel!
Johnny: How can they boo such a great man!? He defeated Galuda at Gang Rulz and got into the Seven Deadly Sins match!! Thats pure awesomeness!!
Frank: He only won Johnny thanks to Bloodice and Ice Cube.
(The lights in the arena dim to almost complete darkness. A white strobe light begins to flash at a slow speed, and begins to pick up speed, until it's moving so fast, you almost become sick to your stomach. Oracle by Kittie begins to play over the P.A. system. Loud explosions go off, as white pyro goes off just outside the curtain, on the ramp. Scorpion emerges from behind the curtain, and walks down to the ring slowly. His eyes clear, and focused for the match ahead of him.)
Jenny: And his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds! From Reed City, Michigan!! Representing the L.O.W.!! Scorpion!!
Frank: Here he comes Johnny, a true UEF legend, looking to add another notch on his belt.
Johnny: I'm sorry, but Hiddukel is clearly the man to take this match, if you remember it was Hiddukel who put Scorpion out of action just before Gang Rulz!
Frank: Once again, with help he did it!!!
[The lights in the arena fade to black as the drum intro to "Blitzkrieg Bop," by The Ramones begin pounding over the loudspeakers. The jumbotron begins flashing images of Stiv Strummer in action in UEF matches, mixed in with a flashing, red Anarchy symbol. When the electric guitars begin, a flash of white light fills the arena and Stiv Strummer appears at the top of the entrance ramp, with Ivy by his side. Stiv, barechested in cutoff jeans, black combat boots and white tape wrapped around his fists, begins walking slowly and deliberately to the ring, as Ivy bounces along by his side, taunting members of the audience.]
Jenny: And their opponent, being accompanied by Ivy, weighing in at 307 pounds! From Atlanta, Georgia!! Stiv Strummer!!
Frank: Stiv Strummer, who took some time off for personal reasons, made his return to the ring at Gang Rulz, he lost but it was quite the showing!!
Johnny: Indeed it was Frank, but once again Hiddukel is going to take this match!!
[Stiv slides into the ring and all three men go into a staredown.]
Frank: You can cut the tension with a knife Johnny, these three men have history together in some way/shape/or form and they not only want to take eachother out, but also get that shot at the International Title.
Johnny: You bet Frank, a win for either one of these men, especially Hiddukel and Stiv will elevate them to the moon.
[Scorpion deicides to take action and immediately attacks Hiddukel, who helped Keltoi attack Scorpion last month. Scorpion spears Hiddukel to the ground and sarts wailing away on Hiddukel. The bell rings and the match begins.]
Frank: And here we go Johnny! Scorpion just exploded out of the corner and now has Hiddukel on the mat and man I've never seen so much anger unleashed on one person!
Johnny: Stiv gets in on the action and begins to stomp away on Hiddukel, both men on a double team here and it doesn't look good for Hiddukel in the opening of this match!
Frank: Scorpion & Stiv pick up Hiddukel and toss him into the ropes. Hiddukel bounces off and both men hit Hiddukel with a Double-Flapjack!! Hiddukel bounces off the mat in pain, still a little sore from both his matches at Gang Rulz and its definately showing now!
Johnny: Hiddukel slowly climbs to his feet and is met with right hands from Stiv. Hiddukel turns around and bam! More right hands! Thsi time from Scorpion! They are just tying with Hiddukel and hes being thrown around like a "Punch-Me Clown"!
Frank: Stiv gives Hiddukel a hard right hand making him stumble backwards into Scorpion who hits a very nice Pump-Handle Slam!! Stiv picks up Hiddukel and places him into the turnbuckle and tells Scorpion something. Scorpion nods and heads to the other side of the ring and begins stomping his foot..I think these men are looking to finish Hiddukel off!!
Johnny: Stiv grabs Hiddukel's arm and sends him towards Scorpion but at last minute Hiddukel reverses and Stiv Strummer just got Super Kicked accidently by Scorpion!! Hiddukel takes advantage by throwing a Clothesline at Scorpion but Scorpion ducks and connects with a Falling Neckbreaker!
Frank: Scorpion drags Hiddukel to a turnbuckle and begins stomping away at him in the corner. Chants of "SCOTTY! SCOTTY!" Fill his ears and the chants seem to strengthen him making him stomp into Hiddukel harder and faster!!
Johnny: Whats this? Stiv is back up now and he turns Scorpion around and...argues with him! Scorpion seems to be aplogizing but Stiv isnt taking any of it and shoves Scorpion! Scorpion shoves back and...were having a shoving match ehre!!
Frank: Omg Johnny! Look at the stage! Its Rain! Our UEF International Champion is on the stage watching the match!!
Johnny: the fans are going wild here Frank. Scorpiona nd Stiv see Raina nd stare her down, not knowing Hiddukel has recovered. Hiddukel turns both men around and is laying in the punches on them!! Hiddukel hits a Clothesline on Scorpion then ducks a Stiv Strummer punch and BAM!! Spinning Wheel Kick!! HIDDUKEL IS ALIVE!! MUHAHAHA!
Frank: Hiddukel picks up Scorpion and wails away at the fallen man, Scorpion is unable to fight back and bounces off the ropes and into The End!! Hiddukel just hit The End on Scorpion!!! Cover 1...2......Stiv interupts with a kick to the back of Hiddukel's head!
Johnny: Stiv gives Hiddukel a few kicks then sends him into the ropes, but Hiddukel reverses and ducks a Clothesline from Stiv and plants Stiv with a Tornado DDT! WOO!! Hiddukel climbs the top rope ehre now..whats he doing!? Hiddukel is flying off the top rope and BAM!! Senton Splash on Stiv and that has to hurt!! Even Hiddukel is rolling in pain!
Frank: Hiddukel slowly goes for the cover...1...2....Ivy pulls out the referee!! Ivy just screwed Hiddukel at a shot for the title!! Hiddukel, visibly upset, slides out of the ring and stares down Ivy whos afraid for her life now! Hiddukel chases Ivy around the ring in rage looking for redemption and..whats this? Ivy looking to outsmart Hiddukel and she does!! Drop Toe-Hold from Ivy and Hiddukel falls face first into the steel steps!
Johnny: Scorpion and Stiv both are now getting to their feet and begin to finish what they started earlier. The two men trade lefts and rights while Keltoi scares Ivy away from Hiddukel and begins to take out some tables. Scorpion misses with a punch allowing Stiv to hit a nice Bellly-To-Back Suplex sending Scorpion clear out of the ring and onto the padding outside definately doing damage to Scorpion!
Frank: Hiddukel rolls into the ring and Stiv is there waiting for him with thunderous stomps to Hiddukel's back which is also been known to be suffering since Gang Rulz. Hiddukel cries out in pain it seems Stiv wants to finish off Hiddukel! Stiv picks Hiddukel up and..TORTURE RACK!! STIV PUT HIDDUKEL IN THE TORTURE RACK!!
Johnny: Oh no! Hiddukel is looking to tap! Wait, here comes keltoi! The ref is on the outside helping Scorpion out and BAM!! Low Blow to Stiv!! Stiv drops Hiddukel and Keltoi hits a nice Flowing DDT to even the odds in this match!! WOO!!
Frank: Keltoi slides in the tables and then helps his partner to his feet. Scorpion waves the referee off and the refree comes back into the match. Hiddukel gets to his feet now and places Stiv between the ropes. Hiddukel signals for the 911 which is greated by many boos and Hiddukel goes for it! Stiv moves out of the way and Hiddukel hits Scorpion!! Scorpion falls back down to the ground and Stiv catches Hiddukel with a kick to the gut and sets him up for a Jacknife Powerbomb and looks to drive him thru a table! Stiv drives Hiddukel down but Keltoi gets in just intime to move the table minimizing the damage done to Hiddukel!
Johnny: Stiv grabs Keltoi and looks into the crowd. They give him a mixed reaction and he plants Keltoi with a Choeslam shaking the ring!! Stiv picks up a limp Hiddukel now and brings him to the turnbuckle..oh no..Stiv may have this match won!!
Frank: Stiv signals for the "Taste of Pain"! He gets Hiddukel up to the top rope and...LOOK!! Scorpion has quickly recovered and climbs up the turnbuckle from behind Stiv and flies off with a Bulldog!! Hiddukel limps back down to the floor and Stiv just got hit with a HUGE Flying Bulldog and the fans are going WILD!!
Johnny: Scorpion runs over to Hiddukel and gives him a few hard right hands and hooks him up for the Sting Ray, in a turn of events Scorpion has just placed himself as the may who could win this match!! Scorpion gets Hiddukel up and..Keltoi trips Scorpion!! Scorpion releases the move and falls flat on his face!
Frank: Hiddukel is able to quickly recover now and sets Scorpion up for The Plauge! Can he hit it!? YES! Plauge on Scorpion!! Stiv is up now and..instead of attacking Hiddukel he picks up Scorpion and OH MY!! A Huge Taste of Pain there for Scorpion who is knocked out cold!!
Johnny: Hiddukel and Stiv stare eachother down, both immencly weak from this match. Suddenly they both begin to stomp on Scorpion, furthering the damage down to him. Listen to this crowd boo..COME ON!! MY MAIN MAN IS WINNING!
Frank: Hiddukel and Stiv drag Scorpion to his feet and decide to finish him off before they finish this match. They notice the tables set up in the ring..oh no...dont do this!! They wanna put him thru those tables!! WAIT!! LOOK AT THIS!! ITS SAFIRE!!
Johnny: Safire runs past Rain and knocks down both Keltoi AND Ivy with her KC Title then slides into the ring. Stiv lets go of Scorpion and runs towards Safire who gets a nice kick to Stiv's gut and BAM!! TAINTED HEAVEN ON STIV!!
Frank: Hiddukel gets frustrated and goes after Safire who ducks a Spinning Wheel Kick from Hiddukel and clocks him with her title!! Safire sets Hiddukel up and climbs the top turnbuckle..oh no Johnny!! Shes gonna do it!! YESS!!! Chizzled Sapphire on Hiddukel!! Safire is cleaning house!!
Johnny: Safire now back to the outside fighting off both Keltoi and Ivy who are trying to recover from their nasty title hots to the head. The crowd begins a "SCOTTY! SCOTTY!" Chant once more to try and revive their fallen hero!! NOO!!!
Frank: Scorpion hears the call of his fans and like a miracle hes able to pull himself to his feet!! Stiv gets to his as well and walks right into Scorpion and OH MY LORD!! SCORPION WITH THE VENOMOUS TOUCH TO STIV RIGHT THRU THE TABLE!!! STIV IS OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
Johnny: Oh my God! That was amazing! And he isnt done!! Scorpion has Hiddukel now and....HOLY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A MOPED!! SCORPION JUST HIT THE STING RAY ON HIDDUKEL THRU THE OTHER TABLE!!! COVER!! 1...2..3!!!! NOOO!!!
Jenny: Your winner and the #1 contender to the UEF International title!! Scorpion!!
Frank: Thanks to Safire Scorpion beat the odds, beating not 2 but 4 people due to outside interferance and now Scorpion will face Rain for the International Title.
Johnny: Rain clapping for Scorpion, who can barely stand at this point. Safire tends to Scorpion as the fans go wild here...its a dream match Frank...SCORPION VS RAIN!!
Frank: Speaking of dream matches, coming up next we have the main event...the 6-man tag everyones been talking about...stay tuned!!
Protocol Main Event: Six Man Tag
Galuda, Ryan White, and Savant vs. Ice Cube, ShadowDM, and Shadowstorm
Frank: We are back from our final commercial break of the evening, and it’s now time for our main event. There’s been a lot of build up for this match tonight already.
Johnny: There sure has, and with the fact that Galuda doesn’t really get along with anyone in this match makes him the odd man out.
Frank: Ryan White and Savant are both Exodus members, and we all know the history on both sides between Savant and Shadowstorm. Ice Cube doesn’t really get along with either ShadowDM or Shadowstorm that much, and the two Shadow men used to work together a long time ago.
Johnny: Storm also was DM’s mentor, and the history both men have with Ice Cube and Galuda could make this almost a three team match.
Frank: Let’s go to Jenny Williams with the introductions for our main event.
Jenny: This man is our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, a SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH!
The Song of a Legend hits the speakers out from the back walks Ryan, along with his Exodus member Savant. He walks midway down the ramp and raises one hand in the air as the pyros go off behind him. They each walk down to the ring, then enter it as both men raise their arms into the air, and get some cheers from the crowd.
Jenny: First, with a combined weight of 504 pounds, already inside the ring, here are RYAN WHITE AND FORMER THREE-TIME UEF ULTIMATE CHAMPION......... SAVANT!!!! Together, they make up the group known as THE EXODUS!!!
Frank: Solidarity shown there by the Exodus, who actually are coming out as a team.
Johnny: The other three glory hounds on the other team will all come out separately, just watch and see.
Frank: That doesn’t mean a damn thing Dieppe. They maybe want each person to get the accolades from the crowd separately.
As the lights darken and the crowd falls into a deadly, paralyzed silence, not even the whispers that echo the arena can be heard, for they are bound by the reverberating silence and blackness. Just then, the explosion of 'Eye of the Tiger' playing over the PA system and an eruption of yellow and blue pyros explode in an alternating yet frighteningly and deafeningly quick fashion. As they continue to spray the glorious colours, the previously abundant smoke begins to thin, revealing the 7'2" colossus of a man. Proudly standing, wrists upon hips and chin reaching toward the stars he strikes the ring with a deadly stare. With pyros still flaming, Galuda then makes his way to the ring, the sweat, already streaming like tears of gratitude, as he enters the ring. He stands in the ring as the crowd gives him lots of boos, and chants of “asshole”!
Jenny: And their partner, from Cantar, weighing in at 376 pounds, he is a former UEF ULTIMATE CHAMPION......... THIS IS GALUDA!!!!!!!
Frank: Of course he’s going to be hated here in Sacramento. He just eliminated from action BloodIce last week at Gang Rulz.
Johnny: And with what he did powerbombing Shadowstorm through the flaming table which had the fire just put out during Seven Deadly Sins, War Games style, even I can understand why.
Y'all gone make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here! Y'all gone make me lose my go all out, up in here, up in here!! Y'all gone make me act like fool, up in here, up in here!! Y'all gone make me lose my cool, up in here, up in here!!" Party Up by DMX plays as green and blue pyros blast off from the stage all the way down the ramp. Blue, streaking lines scramble all over the Titan-tron, which eventually form the words "Ice Cube". Then, Cube emerges from behind the curtains to large chants of "JACKASS!" Cube taunts as the cheers get louder and Jackass #2 walks down to the ring. Pyros go off in all four corners inside the cell as he enters the ring and salutes the crowd!
Jenny: AND THEIR OPPONENTS! First, from Cubestone, LA, weighing in at 248 pounds, he is a FORMER UEF ULTIMATE CHAMPION........ THIS IS ICE CUBE!!!!!
Frank: If you think this reception is awesome, just wait until the other two come out.
Johnny: I’m kind of scared to even think here about what’s going to happen.
The lights in the arena slowly dim and a voice over the PA system begins to count backwards from 10 in German. The fans stand and go nuts when "Sonne" by Ramstein hits the speakers. ShadowDM, accompanied by Safire, makes his way to the ring followed by chants of "DM" and "LOW". DM and Safire slide into the ring and share a quick kiss causing fireworks to shoot off from all four turnbuckle posts. Both Salute the crowd as they await their partner.
Jenny: Accompanied to the ring by SAFIRE, from Spokane, Washington, now residing in Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in tonight at an even 300 pounds, he is FORMER TWO-TIME UEF ULTIMATE CHAMPION.......... THIS IS SHADOWDM!!!!!!!
Frank: From what we have heard, DM has suffered injuries to his lower back due to being thrown off the cell at Gang Rulz, thanks to Thorn.
Johnny: He doesn’t look like he’s holding any problems right now. Uh oh Frank, the lights have gone out, and this is going to be deafening.
The lights then go back out in the arena, and we see four shadows, one in the ring, one on top of the Proto-Tron, one on the ramp, and one more in the rafters. Smoke fills up the arena, and as that happens, thunder is heard all across the arena like it’s going to storm through the sound system, with wind sounds also being heard. Strobe lights of blue, orange, silver and white all start flying around the arena as a lightning flash strikes the ramp and pyros are going off everywhere as a sound is heard over the system saying "There’s a Storm Brewing out there, can you feel it? Welcome to the World of the vigilante!" and the crowd erupts as "Toxic" by CrazyTowne hits and Shadowstorm steps out from backstage, with chants of his name being heard everywhere. He walks down the ramp, alone, and pyros are going off, while you can see the various elements striking the tops of the ring posts. A flash of lightning hits one post, and white sparks come off a second one. Fire comes out of a third one, and the fourth one has water shooting out of it as the Shadows make their own symbol through the arena and Shadowstorm makes it to the ring. He walks out and stands up on each turnbuckle putting his arms in the air making the sign of the Crow to salute his brother!
Jenny: AND THEIR PARTNER, from Long Island, New York, weighing in tonight at 249 pounds, he is making his OFFICIAL RETURN TO THE RING, PLEASE WELCOME FORMER THREE-TIME UEF ULTIMATE CHAMPION, THIS IS SHADOWSTORM!!!!!!
As Jenny exits the ring, Storm doesn’t even wait for the bell, and he attacks Galuda with a flying forearm, and the battle begins with all six men fighting in the ring.
Frank: And Storm didn’t even wait for the bell as he went right at Galuda for that brutal attack. He’s got fire in his eyes as he is nailing lefts and rights on the big man.
Johnny: And Ice Cube has paired off with Ryan White, while Savant has got the slight upper hand on ShadowDM.
Frank: Ryan White and Savant are trying to whip Ice Cube and DM into each other, as they do, but DM reverses it, and Ice Cube just clotheslined Savant almost out of his boots.
Johnny: And Storm has picked up Galuda, back-breaker on the big man. He bounces off the ropes, and hits the leg drop, right on that neck of Galuda, which was hurt at Gang Rulz!
Frank: DM has charged at Ryan White, but White caught him with a kick to the face. He hits a right hand, and another, and a third one, as Ice Cube has stepped outside the ring. And he’s going to whip DM into the far turnbuckle, but DM REVERSED IT RIGHT INTO THE LIGHTNING STRIKE SPEAR FROM SHADOWSTORM!
Johnny: You can tell that two Shadow duo have worked together in the past as Storm has decided to stay in the ring and I believe this would be the first time he and Ryan White have ever faced off inside the ring one-on-one.
Frank: That would be correct, as Storm locks in the side headlock, and Ryan shoves him into the ropes, shoulder block by Storm and down goes Ryan. He bounces off the ropes, drop-down by Ryan White, and Ryan White tried a leap-frog, but Storm just stopped, and KICKED A FIELD GOAL! LOW KICK BY STORM!
Johnny: And he’s got Ryan by the throat here, possible chokeslam coming up.
Frank: He’s got him up, IT’S SPOOKED OUT, THAT CHOKESLAM INTO A HANGMAN’S NECK-BREAKER! There’s a cover, but Savant pulls Storm off at two.
Johnny: And Storm just looks at him, as Savant gives an awkward smile at Storm, who has gone to the leg of Ryan White, and locked in a single-leg Boston Crab.
Frank: Ryan’s in serious trouble early in this match, as Storm is not letting up, and he’s pulling Ryan over into his corner, and the tag is made to Ice Cube. Cube leap-frogs over the top rope, big leg drop to the back of the neck of Ryan White, as they are continuing to work on his neck.
Johnny: That’s part of the trademark of both DM and Storm, as many of their signature moves and finishers will target the neck, throat, and upper back area. Ice Cube on the other hand will target anything.
Frank: Ice Cube is calling for the Ice Breaker, but as he picks up Ryan White, Ryan slides out, and kicks Ice Cube in the gut, AND HE’S HIT THE SCOPE ON ICE CUBE, BUT HE’S TAKEN SO MUCH PUNISHMENT ALREADY, THAT HE CANNOT MAKE A COVER!
Johnny: That came out of nowhere, as Ryan White tries to make the tag.
Frank: He does, and it’s Galuda who comes into the ring and immediately attacks Ice Cube, stomping away at his stomach, and there’s a blatant choke-hold on Ice Cube. COME ON REF, BREAK IT UP!
Johnny: The ref is counting, and Galuda breaks the hold before five, and he’s gone right back to the choke.
Frank: And it’s not helping that Storm is just seething with anger right now either. Galuda finally pulls Ice Cube on to his feet, and he hits a right hand, and another. He picks up Ice Cube, GORILLA PRESS SLAM, OUCH, HE JUST DROPPED HIM ON HIS FACE!
Johnny: And Galuda’s running off the ropes, if you can call a fat man running that is.
Frank: He runs at Ice Cube, BIG SPLASH ON HIS BACK, AND THAT HAS GOT TO TEAR YOU UP INSIDE!
Johnny: There’s a cover by Galuda, and Storm break it up with an elbow to Galuda’s neck, and that has some effect, as he’s holding that neck that he re-injured thanks to BloodIce at Gang Rulz!
Frank: Galuda makes the tag out to Savant, and listen to the ovation he gets as he enters the ring, and stomps away on Ice Cube here.
Crowd chants of “Savant” break out everywhere in the arena.
Johnny: He’s still well-loved by the faithful here in the U.S.
Frank: Ice Cube has finally gotten back on his feet, as Savant hits a right hand, but Ice Cube fights back with one of his own. There’s another from Savant, and it’s returned by Ice Cube. A third one by Savant hits, and it’s returned with a solid knee-life by Ice Cube. He bounces off the ropes, but SAVANT CAUGHT HIM WITH A HUGE SPINE-BUSTER. THERE’S THE COVER, BUT SHADOWSTORM PULLS SAVANT OFF OF ICE CUBE THIS TIME.
Johnny: He didn’t drop an elbow or stomp Savant? I’m not certain if something’s up between these two, and they do have quite the storied history.
Frank: They sure do, and maybe that was just simply out of pure respect that time. Savant picks up Ice Cube, kick to the gut, and he bounces off the ropes, but ICE CUBE CAUGHT HIM IN THE FREEZER BURN! SAVANT MIGHT TAP OUT HERE!
Johnny: WOW, what a counter by the former Ultimate Champion. But there’s Ryan White with a double sledge to break up the hold.
Frank: Both men are down, and it’s time to finally see if Ice Cube can make the tag. Savant tags out to Galuda, AND THERE’S THE TAG TO SHADOWDM, AS HE FINALLY GETS TO ENTER THE MATCH. LEFT RIGHT TO GALUDA! THERE’S ANOTHER RIGHT, AND ANOTHER. HE PICKS GALUDA UP, POWERBOMB ON THE ALMOST 400 POUND MONSTER!
Johnny: In comes Ryan White, who gets clotheslined for his interference. Savant’s barely able to move after that submission hold was put on him.
Frank: Galuda gets back up, clothesline from DM. He gets right back up, another clothesline on Galuda, who gets right back up, and there’s a kick to the gut, as DM’S CALLING OUT TO THE FANS AS HE PICKS HIM UP, BUT GALUDA SLIPS OUT OF THE REIGN OF DM ATTEMPT, LOW BLOW TO DM!
Johnny: SEISMIC SLAM ON DM, BUT GALUDA CAN’T GO FOR THE IMMEDIATE COVER.
Frank: Galuda gets the cover, ONE.......... TWO............. FLYING ELBOW FROM SHADOWSTORM TO THE BACK OF THE NECK OF GALUDA, WHO IS NOW WRITHING IN PAIN IN HIS NECK!
Johnny: Storm has solely targeted the injured neck of Galuda with every blow. He’s possibly setting him up for a big injury here.
Frank: Galuda is able to roll away and make the tag to Ryan White, who stomps away on ShadowDM. DM’s up on his feet now as Ryan’s got him locked up, T-BONE SUPLEX ON HIM, AND THERE’S A COVER, BUT DM KICKS OUT AT TWO!
Johnny: Ryan’s not quitting his assault, as he kicks DM in the gut, DDT, and DM’s down again.
Frank: And Ryan White’s going for an uncharacteristic thing here, as he’s up on the second rope in his corner, and a blind tag is made to Savant, leg drop off the second rope on DM, as Savant’s now up on the top rope, and he can fly.
Johnny: He’s about to show us all how great he can fly, FROG SPLASH ON DM!
Frank: There’s a cover, but DM barely just got the right shoulder up at two.
Johnny: Savant’s calling out to the fans, and this could easily be the Clutches of Grave submission hold coming up here.
Frank: DM’S TRYING TO FIGHT IT, BUT SAVANT HAS LOCKED IN THE CLUTCHES OF GRAVE SUBMISSION HOLD ON DM, AND HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING.
Johnny: DM could give it up here, and that’s something he hasn’t done in a long time, but he has never been put in this hold before, and it’s horribly painful.
Frank: And Storm knows this all too well, as he breaks it up with a Double-Ax-Handle to the back of Savant, who laughs it off and tags Ryan back in to the match. Ryan whips DM into the ropes, SLEEPER HOLD ON DM, AND COULD THIS BE THE END OF THE MATCH HERE!
Johnny: Both Ice Cube and Storm are seething just to get into this match, as DM’s starting to go into lullaby land now. The referee’s checking to see if it’s a chokehold, which it’s not this time.
Frank: The referee has started to raise DM’s arm, which falls down the first time, and if it’s three times that happens, this match is over. He does it a second time, and DM’s arm goes down again.
Johnny: Could Ryan White put the former champion to sleep?
Frank: The arm of DM goes up a third time, and it’s going down...... NO DM RAISES THE ARM BACK UP, AND THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER, AND DM’S GETTING UP TO HIS FEET. THERE’S AN ELBOW TO RYAN’S MIDSECTION. AND THERE’S ANOTHER ONE, THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM. DM BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, RYAN WHITE MISSES THE REVERSE ELBOW ATTEMPT, AND BOTH MEN CLOTHESLINED EACH OTHER.
Johnny: The person who makes the tag out here could easily lead the team to victory here, as Ryan White makes the tag to Savant.......... AND DM MAKES THE TAG TO SHADOWSTORM OF ALL PEOPLE!
Frank: Now we’ll know for sure if something is going on between these two or not. Both men look at each other, and at their partners.....
Johnny: Something’s up here. I can smell it.
Frank: AND BOTH MEN START TRADING RIGHTS, AS SAVANT GETS THE UPPER HAND WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT. HE WHIPS STORM INTO THE ROPES, BUT MISSES THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT, AND STORM NAILS A SWINGING NECKBREAKER.
Johnny: Okay, so I was wrong this time.
Frank: Ryan White comes into the ring, and gets an inverted atomic drop for his troubles, and in comes Galuda, who gets clotheslined by Storm for coming into the ring. Savant nails boot to Storm’s midsection, and he’s got him up for a powerbomb here, but Storm slips out, and locks Savant in a head and arm lock, SPIRAL OF SHADOWS. IT’S THE VARIATION OF THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL WHERE STORM ACTUALLY PICKS HIS OPPONENT UP AND THEM DROPS THEM ON THEIR FACE!
Johnny: RYAN WHITE JUST LOW-BLOWED STORM..... AND HE’S CALLING FOR THE SCOPE!
Frank: He’s got him up, BUT STORM SLIPS OUT, AND STARTS JABBING AWAY. HE JUKES AND DRIVES, DISCUS PUNCH, AND RYAN GOES DOWN AS STORM BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, SHAKE AND RATTLE ELBOW DROP, COMPLETING THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM!
Johnny: And now Galuda’s up on his feet, and he just dashed Storm’s hopes with a thunderous clothesline.
Frank: Galuda’s going to finish this off rather quickly here if possible, and hit his Seismic Slam on Storm, who is now in Galuda’s arms up on the top rope, but Storm slips out, and kicks a field goal right where it counts on Galuda.
Johnny: He’s up on the top rope here, possible top-rope Shadowrider coming up, and if that’s the case, we know what this can do from high-up.
Frank: STORM’S GOING FOR SOMETHING ELSE HERE, AS HE’S GOT GALUDA UP FOR A POSSIBLE SUPERPLEX, AND GALUDA’S UP IN THE AIR, SUPER FRIGHT NIGHT! STORM JUST TURNED A SUPERPLEX INTO A POWERBOMB AND HE DROPPED GALUDA RIGHT ON HIS NECK, AND HE’S NOT MOVING IN THE RING!
Johnny: THIS COULD BE THE END OF GALUDA AS WE KNOW IT!
Frank: But Savant catches Storm off guard, and he’s got him up, TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! HE’S NOT DONE YET, AS HE’S PICKING STORM RIGHT BACK UP, DEATH’S REALITY ON STORM, AND THERE’S THE COVER, BUT DM BREAKS IT UP AT TWO AS STORM’S OUT!
Johnny: Ice Cube and Ryan White are pounding on each other, as DM and Savant are trading rights as well.
Frank: Ice Cube clotheslines Ryan over the top rope, and he goes over it as well. It’s now just DM and Savant as Galuda’s not moving, and Storm’s out cold.
Johnny: Savant has gained the advantage in the ring, while Ryan White has fought back, and nailed Ice Cube with a chair to the back, taking down Ice Cube!
Frank: SAVANT IS GOING FOR DEATH’S REALITY AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME ON DM, BUT SHADOWDM SLIPS OUT OF IT, AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE SECOND ROPE ON SAVANT! THERE’S A COVER ON SAVANT, BUT RYAN WHITE PULLS DM OUT OF THE RING!
Johnny: He’s got DM by the throat, and HE JUST THREW HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS, AS RYAN WHITE HAS ENTERED THE RING.
Frank: HE’S GOT STORM UP, AND IT’S THE SCOPE, AND THERE’S A COVER........ ONE.......... TWO........... THRE.... KICKOUT BY STORM! SOMEHOW, HE KICKED OUT!
Johnny: DAMN, I THOUGHT HE HAD IT!
Frank: Me too, but Galuda’s still not moving in the ring as EMT’s have come down to work on him.
Johnny: He is conscious now, but he’s screaming that he cannot move at all!
Frank: Ryan’s calling out for the Scope again, as he kicks Storm in the gut, and has it locked in. HE PICKS HIM UP, BUT STORM FIGHTS HIS WAY OUT OF IT WITH RIGHT HANDS, AND HE JUST LOCKED A WAIST-LOCK ON RYAN, BELLY-TO-BELLY OVERHEAD SUPLEX!
Johnny: And Ryan’s getting right back up holding his back.
Frank: Storm has him up, SHADOWRIDER ON RYAN WHITE, BUT SAVANT’S BACK UP ON HIS FEET AND ATTACKS STORM. SAVANT’S GOT STORM UP, POWERBOMB, AND THE REFEREE COUNTS, BUT HE PICKS HIM UP AGAIN, ANOTHER POWERBOMB.
Johnny: That’s power for you all!
Frank: It’s basically now a two on one as both DM and Ice Cube have returned into the ring on opposite sides, and are looking to sandwich Savant in the ring.
Johnny: Both men have steel chairs here.
Frank: THEY CHARGE, BUT SAVANT DUCKS, AND THEY JUST NAILED EACH OTHER IN THE SIDE OF THE JAW WITH THE CHAIRS, AND THE REFEREE CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. THEY JUST HAD A MAJOR BLUNDER, AS RYAN WHITE THROWS SHADOWDM OUT OF THE RING.
Johnny: Savant has locked Storm in a Camel Clutch while Ryan White picks up a bloody Ice Cube.
Frank: IT’S THE SCOPE ON ICE CUBE, AND THERE’S THE COVER. TEAM EXODUS HAS WON THIS MATCH, AND GALUDA IS BEING TAKEN AWAY ON A STRETCHER.
Johnny: WE’RE OUT OF TIME HERE FRANK!
Frank: THAT IS CORRECT! FOR JOHNNY DIEPPE, I’M FRANK JONES, THE EXODUS HAVE DEFIED THE ODDS AND BEATEN THREE OF THE BEST, BY THEMSELVES BASICALLY. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
The show fades to black as Storm and Safire are checking on their fallen comrades in the ring, while Ryan White and Savant have their arms raised outside the ring in token of victory!
With her pretty brown eyes and her sexy little thighs
The way she moves just gets to me
Keeps shakin’ that thing, your making me sing
She got just what I like
Every day of the week, my baby’s so sweet
Come over here and turn off the lights
We’ll do it all night, your game is so tight
This girl she got me shook
Once again on the video-tron the motion picture is still playing, and the arena is completely dark, but no one shows themselves from the back. People have begun to get impatient once again, so they start throwing their trash again into the ring, but suddenly a flash of lightning strikes the stages and everyone goes into shock. It’s still exhaustively caliginous in the amphitheater, as there are two figures standing on stage that are moving around at a fast pace. The two torsos are left as silhouettes for everyone to wonder who it could be. We know it’s a woman and a man and we notice they are dancing to the beat.