Its about 7:59 pm on the east coast and around dinner tables and couch sofas and prisons all around the world people are sitting and staring at their tv sets waiting for the very first episode of UEF Survivor. People have had to suffer through stupid ordinary Survivors and an even lamer Celebrity Survivor, but never have the people been gifted with a Survivor of such greatness..such dignity..until now. Tonight the people of the world will sit and watch the always amazing Jeff Probst run down the mystery list of UEF Survivors and explain the new rules to everyone..then the journey will begin. Set inb a mystery location with mystery UEF wrestlers..mothers, fathers, children, mobsters and illegal immagirants all sit at the edge of their seats and watch Jeff Probst's face come across their television sets.

Jeff Probst: Hello ladies & gentlemen and welcome to a night where history will be made. 16 talented workers from the UEF will compete on this show for 39 days in a mysterious location for a mysterious prize. This Survivor will be unlike any Survivor you have ever witnessed before. The Reward and Immunity Challenges will be different, the enviroment will be changed, and the dangers will be a lot more thrilling. These 16 people dont know what tribes they will be in yet..but I do and tonight I will not only reveal who will be apart of this amazing game, but who will also be in their respective tribes.