(a day or two has passed since we saw DM and Victor Rane training DM on how to be funny...but..still..he hasent gotten it down..he meet up with our heros at the hotel their staying at..which is close to the arena where Doomsday will be held)

Victor:..DM...for the past few days i've been trying tog et you to be funny..and yet..i dont see any funny coming from you..you just seem mess up..whats wrong with you?

ShadowDM: i dont know man..i guess im not a funny guy...Hardy and Cube are naturals at this..not me

Victor: dont you be talking like that DM..i know you've got it in you son...you told Hardy you'd make him look like a circus clown and by god you will boy

ShadowDM: *gets up*..dont you see Victor..im not like Hardy or Cube..i cant just go out there and make the people laugh so hard popcorn shoots out of their asses...*begins to cry*..if..if only you could just realize that i cant make people laugh..i just cant

(suddenly a clown pops out of the hotel room closet with an Academy Award in his hands)

Clown: i'd like to give the Academy award to the best actor in a roleplay....ShadowDM!

(the guy hands DM the award and DM starts to cry some more)

ShadowDM:...my god this is the greatest thing to happen to me since i saw Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...part 2..i wanna thank myself for being the Ironcore Champion..and uh...Steven Spielberg for making the Goonies..great movie...oh i wanna thank Victor Rane for making it possible for me to be who i am now..and God..God you and me are closer then Tara Ried and Carson Daily..wait..they arent together anymore..nevermind..hmm..who else can i OW!

(DM is met with a slap right across his face from Victor)

Victor: stop with the clownin around DM we've got a huge match coming up and this is not how your supposed to act!

ShadowDM: but you just said that i...

Victor: do the comedy at the arena son..not here..now get your little clown friend out of here before i do!

ShadowDM:...alright man beat it..go back to clown college or something the boss doesnt want you here

Clown: hey man wheres my $50?

ShadowDM: man i never said $50..we didnt agree on anything...cept that i gave you an autograph

Clown: wheres my $50!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(Victor..getting tired of the clown..punches him right in the nose..making a sqeaking sound cause hes wearing one of those rubber noses..DM laughs and pushes the clown only to get water sprayed in his eyes from the clowns flower...the clown laughs but quickly runs when he realizes Victor has a folded up chair in his hands..DM runs into the bathroom and wipes away the water from his eyes)

ShadowDM: damn that clown..he put water in my eyes!

Victor: forget the clown!..we need to hurry to the arena..and fast!..lets go!

(Victor grabs DM and they hurry out of the hotel..as they run out the "accidently" bump the clown into a group of street thugs who proceed to beat the hell out of the clown..DM and Victor laugh as they hear the squeaking sound mixed with screams..they run into the parking lot where the fans are starting to file in for UEF's big ppv event..as we all know ShadowDM is outting his Ironcore Title on the ling against big time enemy Scorp and the guy who he won the Ironcore Title from..Xtreme Mohican..as they rush into the arena they can see UEF superstars such as Chris Hardy and Impact getting ready for tonight..DM waves to them and is suddenly jerked out of Victor's grasp and into a locker room..he turns to see who jerked him in here and its Christian..Prometheus's girl)

ShadowDM:..can i uh..help you?

Christina: I just wanted to check up on you,I saw that you won the Ironcore Title and I figured I'd congradulate you.

ShadowDM:...rrrright..hey Christina check this out

(DM mushes his face together..trying to make a funny face..Christina looks at him weirded out)

Christina: Um Jory, why is your face all mushed up?

ShadowDM: I'm trying to get you to laugh..is it working?

Christina: I dont know what happened to you but this is definately not you

(Christina leaves the locker room weirded out looking for prometheus..but DM follows her)

ShadowDM: Come on Chrissy its funny!..watch!...*DM grabs a bottle of water and splashes it all over Christina*

Christina:.....Jory leave me alone!!

(Christina turns from Dm and walks away..DM goes to chase her but is suddenly struck in the face once again by an opening door..this time its Victor)

Victor: oh..there you are..i was looking for you..LETS GO!

ShadowDM: wait wait i think my nose is bleeeeeding!!! WHOA!!

(Victor literally drags DM to the production booth where the music guy is)

Victor:..production guy...thingy..cue Mr.DM's music..he has a few words to say to Scorp and XM

PG: im sorry Mr...um..err..Rane..but right now theres a up and comer match to entertain the fans going on right now i just cant..

Victor: damn it boy just do it or i'll send DM after you

(Victor looks down at DM and sees him sitting on the floor playing with lint and holding his nose)

Victor:....*sigh*..alright then i'll kick your ass if you dont cue his music!

PG: ok ok ok..but if the boss doesnt like this im blaming you

(Victor nods and listens as "My Plague" by Slipknot blares thruout the arena..the fans stand and boo loudly as DM stumbles to the stage with Victor..the two tryout men are in the ring watching on as Victor runs down and chases the men from the ring..they run up the ramp and bump into DM..causing him to flings his fists back and knock both men off the ramp and into some tables...DM mouths hes sorry and receives more boos as he slides into the ring..Victor hands him his Ironcore Title and a mic..DM begins to speak)

ShadowDM:..1..2..this on?..*makes some music effects* yo can you hit me wit that HHH

(Victor slaps DM upside his head and tells him to focus)

ShadowDM:..well..um..lets see...Doomsday...Ironcore Title on the line..Da Man vs Scorp and Xtreme Mohican..if i can for just a moment speak about these two guys..first i'll start with Scorp..what is Scorp?..who is Scorp?..is he an acual scorpian..or is he that guy off of Mortal Combat..i love that game..i love it when Scorpian does that little spear thingy with his hand and tells that guy to "come here!" *laughs then is met with a slap upside his head*

Victor: *whispers* stick with the subject please

ShadowDM: I am I am..so anyways..i also love it when he take soff his mask and shoots that fire thingy at the guy..oh man i wanna try that some day

Victor: *whispers* not that subject you moron!...the Doomsday subject

ShadowDM:..oh..right..so um..yea Scorp..me and you go way back..back to when you were fighting in porta-potty matches for jobber titles in weak ass federations *laughs*..now i wanna kick your ass..just dont bring the spear and the firebreathing stuff..thats scary man..besides..its not like you can beat me anyways...i mean alls you ever do now adays is lose to jobbers and suck on your lil thumb in the rafters..poor Scorp..can i donate money to him?

Victor: *whispers* no!..now keep talkin bout the match

ShadowDM: sorry..geez...dont get your nuts in a bunch there Mr.Rane..now where was i..oh yea..Xtreme Mohican..hmm...is he that guy from the movie "Last of the Mohicans"?...cause if he is i want his autograph that movie was so cool i think I'll watch it after my match tonight...why would i wanna beat up a cool guy like him Vic?..i mean just cause he beat the living hell out of me but i still got his title doesnt mean we cant be friends right?..oh come on Mohican...remember that one scene where you did all those stunts and stuff?...oh man..no wonder they call you Xtreme Mohican..you were all over that like Oprah on ham man..hey do you think you can teach me some of that stuff?..like tonight when i beat your ass and retain my title *gets slapped upside his head*..i mean uh..when you have the free time..cause I'd really like to know how you can jump out of a tree or building and land on a horse without squashing your nads..i do that alot and i end up with Blue and Purple balls..ouch..hey maybe you can teach Scorp too..i mean since hes such a mama's boy anyways maybe you could teach him to do the kiddy stunts and how to ride the little ponies at the kiddy ranch..boy that'd be lots of fun..hey why dont we go out for ice cream..we know you like hot fudge sundaes Scorpster.come on i know your in the rafters with Mohican rubbin your little belly..and um..thats about it..so in closing..tonight...Scorp...Mohican..you will feel The *gets slapped upside the head*...uh..i mean dont eat too much cause your gonna be full of my foot down your throats tonight *smile*

("My Plague" hits as DM wraps the Ironcore Title around his waist and starts walking out of the ring..Vic thinks he eneds more laughs so he trips DM..making him fall into the ring ropes..the fans laugh then boo DM as he stumbles out of the ring and yells at them..Vic runs after him as DM is shown crying all the way to the back..this scene ends)