(we start off this scene with ShadowDM's victory over Xtreme Mohican..DM looks like hes down and out..Xtreme Mohican goes to the top rope..goes for a diving elbow drop but to everyones amazement DM moves out of the way..letting Xtreme Mohican land right on the steel chair..DM rolls over XM and covers him for the 1..2..3..DM has won the title he said he'd win..the UEF Ironcore Title..this is DM's first title reign in the UEF..which might be a sign of things to come..after the match DM grabs his newly won title and limps to the back...many of the UEF Red faction members congradulate DM as he walks by..DM walks over to the medical personel who patch him up as its quite obvious hes bleeding all over...suddenly someone walks up to him..someone very familiar..DM recognizes him right off the bat)

ShadowDM: Rane...we meet again

Rane: please dont call me Rane my boy..call me Victor X. Rane...thats who i am now

ShadowDM: alright Victor...i thought you left..what do you want?

Victor: well..i came back cause i wanted to do something with the UEF once more...so i decided tot ake on a manager role...and after what i just saw out there..you've got some talent kid...i want to become the Manager of the greatest Ironcore Champion alive...ShadowDM

ShadowDM: your kidding me right?...last time we were seen together it was us kicking the living hell out of eachother..what..you dont remember that?

Victor: oh i remember..and i knew from that moment you'd hit it big someday..well...now that your the Ironcore Champ your almost to the big time..and i wanna be there by your side when you hit it

ShadowDM:...i see...well..why should i let you be my manager?

Victor: easy..if you let me be your manager..i'll make you even better then you are already...you need some adjustments to your personallity..but that shouldnt take too long with your natural talent

ShadowDM: well...give me another reason why you want to be my manager

Victor:..because kid..im one of the oldest members of the UEF..and i just saw the PPV card and it looks like you'll be putting that Ironcore Title on the line against Scorp and Xtreme Mohican..both these guys hate you and will probably team up to take you down and out...so..if you stick with me..i can help you with your wrestling skill..and make sure you retain your title at the ppv

ShadowDM:..hmm..you've got a point there..well..alright..you can be my manager

Victor: good good..now come with me and we'll discuss my plans for you

(the medical people finsih up bandaging DM and let him on his way..DM picks up his title and follows Victor to one of the UEF Red locker rooms..DM sits down on one of the couches as Victor closes the door and locks it...he sits down across from DM looks at him)

Victor:...alright DM this is the deal..look at Chris Hardy and Ice Cube..then look at yourself

ShadowDM:...ok...*looks at himself*

Victor: no not like that DM...listen...Chris Hardy is the UEF Ultimate Champion...and Ice Cube is the #1 contender to the UEF Ultimate Title...how do you think they got that far?

ShadowDM:..um..they have been in the UEF for awhile now and they are very talented wrestlers?

Victor: no you fool..they have comedy in everything they do...every single word the sya is comedy..every single step they take is comedy...and look where it got them...many title reigns and for Hardy..a current UEF Ultimate Title reign..now look at you DM...your the quiet strong guy with boring issues..and look where it gets you..the Ironcore Title..im not saying thats bad because Hardy was once the Ironcore Champ..but i think you can do better then the Ironcore division DM

ShadowDM: hey man it takes alot of work to even get where i am now...just think of all the work i need to get where..Prometheus or..Impact..or even Hardy are

Victor: let me tell ya something kid...all those people you just mentioned..it took them a long time to get where they are now..it took you two matches to get where you are now..which goes to show how highly the UEF thinks of your skill...and if they think that highly of it..wait til they see more and more of it...you'll surely be on your way to the top

ShadowDM: so your saying i should ditch the bad ass gimmick and turn more comedic like with everything i do..that way UEF will love me hence booking me in more matches hence showing off my skill more often hence i'll get more title opprotunities?

Victor:..just breath DM no need to talk so fast..yes thats what im saying..and i can help you do that

ShadowDM: i dont know Vic..i mean im not really a comedical person..im more of a go out there and kick your ass person

Victor:...DM..if Hardy and Cube can pull it off..you sure as hell can..now get some rest..i'll be back to train you in the ways of comedy

(Victor gets up and leaves the room..leaving DM to think about what just happened..he turns on the tv and it's playing an Andrew "Dice" Clay special..he remembers watching him as a kid and figures he could get a few pointers from the Dice Man himself)

Andrew: so i have my tounge up this fat chicks ass..

(before Andrew continues on DM busts up laughing along with the entire audience..he takes out the tape and runs to his limo and drives back to his hotel where he stays up all night watching it)

*Next Morning*

(Victor is shown walking to DM's door..he has a bright smile on his face like hes just won the lottery..he skips thru the hallway and even slaps a ladies ass as she walks by..she giggles at him and continues walking...he laughs and knocks on DM's door...a few seconds go by and he knocks on his door again..suddenly the door swings open and DM is wearing a leather jacket and has the Andrew Clay hairdo)

ShadowDM: hey tough guy..wheres the beaver?

Victor: what are you talking about DM..what the hell happened to you?

ShadowDM: whoa whoa dont get your panties in a bunch there cupcake i just asked a simple question...wheres the beaver?..oh wait..your the type of guy who swings the other way...i get it now..sorry im not handing out autographs kid

(Victor pushes DM out of the doorway and into a wall)

Victor: damn it DM get a hold of yourself..what are you doing?!

ShadowDM:..well..you wanted me to do comedy skits..so i stayed up all night studying Andrew "Dice" Clay..man hes funny

Victor: what are ya an idiot?..thats not the type of comedy i was talking about..listen forget the Andrew Clay thing and come with me..im gonna make you funny if it kills me

(DM nods and gets dressed im some street clothes...Victor slaps his head one more time before they jet...they walk outside and down a sidewalk)

Victor: alright DM this is what i want you to do...i want you to humiliate yourself somehow..i'll be watching over there...got it?

ShadowDM: yea i got it

(Victor runs to an alleyway where he can see DM and watches him..DM stands there looking confused for a sec..suddenly a hot girl comes walking towards him)

ShadowDM:..hey baby..your pants are like a mirror..i can see myself in them

(the girl looks at DM funny then laughs at him like hes pathetic..DM lowers his head and starts walking away..suddenly he slips on a piece of trash on the ground and falls forward..as he falls forward he sees a door opening right infront of him..POW!...DM falls face first right into the door..Victor falls to the ground laughing as does everyone else in the area...DM gets up slowly and looks at everyone laughing at him)

ShadowDM:..dont laugh at me fools im the UEF Ironcore Champion ShadowDM i deserve respect!

(Victor runs over to DM and slaps him upside his head)

Victor: boy dont be saying that...your on your way to being funny..what you just did was hilarious..all these people loved it

ShadowDM:..oh..well..uh..yea i do what i can to please my fans

Victor: yea yea lets go we need to work on your mic skills

(Victor leads DM back to the hotel and into DM's room)

Victor: now Hardy and Cube have great mic work..lets see what ya got..um..talk about Scorp and Xtreme Mohican

ShadowDM:..ok..well um...Scorp...your just a pansy and Mohican..you may have kicked my ass a good one but when its just you and me..me and you..your gonna feel the DM Effect and..

Victor: NO! NO! NO!..thats not it..thats not funny..thats boring..here try this..

(Vic whispers in DM's ear..he smiles and nods)

ShadowDM: Scorp..whats with hiding from me?...is it cause your blanky doesnt want you to leave it..or our your insane drugs keepin you from facing me..we all know your as easy as a crackwhore on the weekend..and you Xtreme Mohican...haha more like Xtreme Pansy..you couldnt hurt me on Protocol..what are ya a 6 year old?..hell a 6 year old could beat the hell out of me better then you could of..if you plan on winning my title on sunday then i suggest you take some flinstone vitamins cause you remind me of my grandma..skinny slow and ugly

Victor: good good now your starting to get the hang of it..just keep practicing

ShadowDM: Scorp and Mohican..what kind of names are those?..one sounds like a guy who couldnt come up with a name so he deicded to rip off a name and the other sounds like an Indian who aint xtreme but thought adding it might make him look cool...well you aint cool..and you sure as hell aint tough...you proved that when i let ya control the entire match then beat ya with a simple miss of an elbow drop..tisk tisk..very tisk

Victor: good good...your getting there...now i gotta go for awhile..you just keep working on that and i'll be back

(Victor leaves while DM works on his funnyness..will he get it down?..stay tuned to find out)