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..: | Raw Live From
New York City | :..
# ARE YOU READY? #
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Scene | - | The fans
go nuts as the arena fades to a green neon colour and the
'D-Generation X' music plays on the PA system. Clips of
Shawn Michaels hitting the sweet chin music to Vince,
Eric and another select few from his WWF days are mixed
in with numerous clips of Rob Van Dam hitting 5 Star's
and Van Daminators. The Heartbreak Kid appears first and
dances out onto the stage and is quickly joined by Rob
Van Dam, both kitted out in the green of DX. The DX Duo
make their way down the ramp and slide into the ring, HBK
does his stretching arm flexing pose as RVD does crotch
chops behind him. Heartbreak Kid finally takes a
microphone and grins at RVD then at the fans before
beginning. |
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~ 'Heartbreak Kid' Shawn Michaels ~ || - Madison
Square Garden.. ARE YOU READY?
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Scene | - | The fans
reply with the usual chant of 'WHAT?' |
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~ 'Whole FN Show' Rob Van Dam ~ || - He said.. ARE
YOU READY?
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~ 'Heartbreak Kid' Shawn Michaels ~ || - Well then
you better get ready..
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~ 'Whole FN Show' Rob Van Dam ~ || - TO
BOW TO THE MASTA'S
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Scene | - | Suddenly
the arena dims down and a huge green pyro lights up the
sky's, it is joined by a second which crosses over into
the X shape and in the ring HBK and RVD crotch chop as
the fans go nuts. Finally the pyro's end and the smoke
starts to clear, the lights flick back to normal but Eric
Bischoff is standing on the stage. |
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~ 'Big Eazy' Eric Bischoff ~ || - Shawn,
when are you going to learn? You got fired, this is not
your show anymore, you are a nobody in the XWF. Is it
that hard to understand?
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~ 'Whole FN Show' Rob Van Dam ~ || - Woah woah
wait just one second there Biscuit, what you are failing
to remember here is that last week on Raw. When Rob Van
Dam brought back Degeneration X, when Rob Van Dam and
Shawn Michaels brought back DX, We took over this show,
we took over the WHOLE FUCKING SHOW!
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~ 'Big Eazy' Eric Bischoff ~ || - Well
that's real cute Rob, but however much sp**k you spray on
each other's asses, it's not going to change the fact
that you are nothing, and that any moment we could kick
your sorry asses out of the XWF.
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~ 'Heartbreak Kid' Shawn Michaels ~ || - Okay
Henrik enougth is enougth, you've got a problem with
Shawn Michaels? You don't like the fact that I put the
WCW out of business, well fine I propose to you. At
Summerslam, you and me, one on one, Eric Bischoff Vs
Shawn Michaels, we'll see just who is nothing, and just
who the main event is, just who the icon, the showstopper
is.
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~ 'Big Eazy' Eric Bischoff ~ || - No no, You
see Shawn I'm happy enougth with beating the hell out of
RVD at Vengeance. You Shawn, I think I'll take it easy on
you. So instead of facing me, you'll face somebody else
at Summerslam, somebody who has actually 'proven' to be
the main event in the XWF.
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~ 'Heartbreak Kid' Shawn Michaels ~ || - And who
exactly would this misfit be?
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~ 'Big Eazy' Eric Bischoff ~ || - Well
that's for me to know Shawn, and for you to find out.
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Scene | - | Bisch
grins as he chews on his gum before leaving for the back.
We cut to previews of Summerslam and the huge Kurt Angle
Vs Rob Van Dam main event as DX make their way backstage. |
Sabu vs. Chris
Kanyon vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kevin Nash vs.
Hurricane vs. Matt Hardy vs. Hulk Hogan vs. Al
Snow vs. X-Pac vs. Stamboli vs. Scott Hall |
Anywhere
Fall's Elimination Match |
European
#1 Contenders |
All
of a sudden the music of Team Xtreme is
heard blaring over The XWF PA System as the crowd
jumps to its feet and the females in attendance
are going crazy as Matt Hardy and Lita
are seen at the top of the ramp. They stand there
for a few seconds before running down the ramp
and sliding into the ring and going over to the
turnbuckles and posing for the crowd. Once they
jump down though their music is cut out as 'Who
Betta Than Kanyon!' starts to blare
throughout the arena as Kanyon appears at
the top of the ramp, he starts to taunt the crowd
and they boo him and he stands there in amazement
and shakes his head and just walks the ramp, once
he gets to the ring he just stands outside and
walks to the side leaving Matt Hardy in there
with Lita. As Kanyon is pacing around the ring. Better
Not Mess With The Wolfpac cuts Kanyons music
off as Kanyon stands there and looks up at the
top of the ramp and sees 'Big Sexy' Kevin Nash
stand at the top of the ramp giving the Wolfpac
sign. He slowly walks down the ramp also getting
ready for the match, he too stands at the front
of the ring and looks inside at Matt and to
Kanyon at the side and goes to the opposite side
of the ring as Kanyon. All of a sudden X-PAC
is heard blaring over The PA System cutting off
Nash's theme. X-Pac comes bouncing from
behind the curtain like a little monkey jumping
all over the place. He finally settles down and
jogs down the ramp and goes straight into the
ring and looks at everyone else who is down there
allready. He stands there for a few seconds
before his music finally cuts out and Rey
Mysterio's music is heard as he too comes
bounding from behind the curtain, but with more
energy than X-Pac as if he is expecting to go a
long way in this match. He looks over everyone
who is down by the ring from the top of the ramp
and then slowly makes his way down, when he is
half way down his music is cut out as The
Hurricanes music blares throughout Madison
Square Garden. He comes out from behind the
curtain spinning like a superhero. He spins a few
times and then he too starts to slowly walk down
the ramp. By this time everyone is outside the
ring that has gone down there except for X-Pac
and Matt Hardy. All of a sudden once again the
music is cut out and WHAT DOES EVERYBODY
WANT??? is heard blaring throughout the arena
as Al Snow comes out from the back with Head in
his hand shaking it all around. He stops for a
second and looks at everyone down by the ring. He
slowly makes his way down, and while he is his
music is cut out to the sound of Im Standin'
Next To A Mountain which can only mean one
person is coming out. And out comes Hollywood
Hogan whos is doing his usuall poses, he walks
down and goes straight into the ring without any
fears. When he gets in and rips his shirt his
music cuts out and Sabu's music hits as he
appears at the top of the ramp and points to the
ceiling of MSG. He makes his way down quick and
waits outside the ring also. And the next music
hits and it is the sound of Scott Hall's
as he makes his way out strutting like he always
does. He walks down and looks everybody over and
just climbs into the ring. And finally the final
persons music hits as Stamboli's music
starts to blare over the pa. But after a few
seconds no one has came out from the top of the
ramp and everyone is looking puzzled. However
Stamboli comes from behind and no one sees him
and he has a chair in hand. He jumps from the
crowd and hits Kanyon with it in the head and
goes for the pin and the referee counts the three
count as Kanyon is the first to be
eliminated. And oncer everyone realizes what has
happened all hell has broke loose in and out of
the ring as Kanyon looking pissed off makes his
way to the backstage area. By this time everyone
has gathered into the ring and they are going
after whoever they can. Scott Hall and Kevin Nash
seem to be teaming up to do a number on Sabu. The
Hurricane and Matt Hardy are going at it one on
one. And with this Matt Hardy goes running at The
Hurricane and they both wind up out of the ring.
And Mysterio, Al Snow and Stamboli who has now
lost his chair are all going at it together. Out
on the floor Hardy and Hurricane are going at it
all out, Mysterio sees what is going on and he
all of a sudden jumps out of the ring and
Hurricane and Hardy notice it and get out of the
way in time so Mysterio winds up hitting the
guard rail, Hurricane and Hardy both pick him up
and give him a double suplex over the guardrail
and Hurricane then goes for the pin and gets it. Mysterio
has been eliminated. But before Hurricane can
realize he eliminated him Matt Hardy jumps onto
the guardrail and jumps at Hurricane and lands on
him and covers him and hooks the tights as Hurricane
is now also eliminated. In the ring it is still
chaos as Matt Hardy sees and he just decides to
wait outside the ring and sits down on the
guardrail and watches. Scott Hall and Kevin Nash
appear to be going at it now as they have given
up on Hogan who is now battling it oput with Al
Snow and Sabu and X-Pac and Stamboli are going at
it. Matt Hardy however has had enough of sitting
outside and goes and climbs onto the ring apron
and winds up getting knocked off by Hogan who was
just Irish whiped by Sabu who runs at him and
clotheslines him over the top ring rope, but gets
dragged over by Hogan. Now Hardy, Hogan and Sabu
are all going at it as they seem to be making
their way up the ramp and in no time they have
disapeared behind teh curtain into the backstage
area, but no one in the ring has seemed to notice
they are gone. Now it is Kevin Nash, X-Pac, Snow
, Scott Hall and Stamboli are the only ones in
the ring and know nothing of the other ones
leaving. All of a sudden Kevin Nash is in one
corner by himself, Hall and Pac are in one corner
and Snow and Stamboli are in the other corner.
The fighting has stopped as they realize that
they should all take out Nash and they agree and
everyone runs at Nash, but Al Snow, being the
only smart one takes a couple of steps and then
rolls out of the ring and crawls under it before
anyone can notice. So now it is Stamboli, X-Pac
and Hall taking on Nash. Nash is getting beaten
down until all of a sudden he stands up and
throws his arms up and sends them all flying.
They all look confused and run at him again one
at a time but Nash gives them all a big boot. The
last one to run at him is X-Pac who he picks up
after the big boot and then gives him a Jacknife
Powerbomb and then pins him and gets the three
count as X-Pac is eliminated. By this time
Hall and Stamboli are up and they rush at Nash
but to no avail and he just gives the a double
clothesline and looks down at them. He then looks
around and realizes that some people are missing,
he then walks over to the ropes without caring
about Stamboli or Hall who are just lying there.
They are both slowly gettin up so he then goes
and gives them both a big Jacknife each and then
gets out of the ring without even pinning them.
Al Snow then peeks his head up and looks into the
ring and realizes that Hall and Stamboli are just
lying there side by side and he goes and pins
them both at the same time and eliminates Scott
Hall and Stamboli in one pin. Kevin Nash was
not all the way up the ramp but when he hears the
referee he looks down and notices that Al Snow
was there the whole time but he appears to not
care and starts to walk up the ramp again and
goes behind the curtain. Al Snow then realizes
that he has a chance to win and grabs a chair and
starts running up the ramp. Once he gets to the
curtain he has the chair held up so he can run
easier but all of a sudden a huge grunt is heard
and a big boot come out from behind the curtain
and nail Al Snow right in the head with the
chair. Nash just looks down at him and grins and
pins him and gets the three count. Al Snow
is eliminated. Kevin Nash then once again goes
and dissepares behind the curtain. The camera
than cuts out to Matt Hardy, Hogan and Sabu who
are still in the arena but by the time the camera
cuts to them they are in the parking lot. They
keep brawling, all three of the men look
exhausted as they continue to brawl. Kevin Nash
all of a sudden is seen way behind them, but he
notices that they must think they are the only
three left so he lets them be and just follows
far enough behind to see what is going on but not
to be seen. Hardy, Hogan and Sabu all keep
brawling outside of the arena getting farther and
farther away without even knowing it. To Be Continued..
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# CUT MY LIFE INTO
PEICES #
| Scene | - | The arena
flicks to a golden colour as 'Last Resort' plays on the
PA system, Jeff Hardy's theme music. Jeff struts out onto
the ramp alongside 'Naitch' and both
look at the crowd reactionand then at each other and
smile. They make their way down the ramp and enter the
ring, Ric just rests on the turnbuckle as Jeff is handed
a microphone and begins to speak. |
|| ~ 'The Golden Boy' Jeff
Hardy ~ || - I've been
back for a week now, and already all the hype in the XWF
is about Jeff Hardy. All the hype has turned to 'The
Golden Boy', because let's face it, Rob Van Dam and Kurt
Angle main eventing Summerslam just doesn't cut it. The
XWF is on a huge roll, Triple H returned at Vengeance, DX
reformed last week, but they where both over shadowed by
the long awaited return of an XWF Legend, Jeff Hardy. Any
other time, the return of Triple H would be huge, the
reformation of DX would be too big to miss. But they both
got made to look boring when last week on RAW that music
hit, and Jeff Hardy stormed down that ramp like he's
never been gone. Oh yeah my time in the CWO was okay, but
nothing compares to this, Jeff Hardy is back in the XWF,
Jeff Hardy is back home.
| Scene | - | There is a
huge ovation for Jeff which causes him to pause for a
second before continueing. |
|| ~ 'The Golden Boy' Jeff
Hardy ~ || - Now you
all know I wouldn't just walk back into the XWF without a
plan, Everybody knows that you're just going to get
destroyed in the XWF if you don't come in here with
something up your sleeve. So you see that's where Naitch
comes in, he's my ticket to the top, he's my ticket to
instant success. I look at the roster and I see a lot of
new faces, a lot of new guy's like Randy Orton, he seems
to have taken the XWF by storm recently. But I also see a
lot of the familiar faces, guy's who I have had some huge
battles with in the past. Of course The Big Show, Triple
H, Kurt Angle, Rob Van Dam, the list goes on and on. And
although I could start at the top, I could go from numero
uno in Kurt Angle, and Ric could most definetely get me
that match, Well I don't want Kurt Angle yet. I want to
prove myself allover again, and where better to start
than with the former champion, the best ever champion.
The man who arguably made the XWF what it is today, I'm
talking about The Rock. That's right Rocky, you might not
be the champion anymore but I still have unfinished
business when it comes to you.
| Scene | - | All of a
sudden chants of 'Rocky' have filled Madison Square
Garden and Jeff is forced to puase again, this time
looking into the crowd as if they are a pile of trash. |
|| ~ 'The Golden Boy' Jeff
Hardy ~ || - You see Rock, I never got
my chance against you for the title. I never had that
chance to go one on one with the so called 'The Great
One', with the title on the line. Yeah I got a match with
you, None title match that is, and I beat you. But as far
as I am concerned that match means nothing. That's why I
want you in a match, at Summerslam. The Rock Vs Jeff
Hardy, a match with more than just a peice of gold on the
line, this is about pride, this is to prove just who was
the best whilst Jeff Hardy was around. Rock I want you to
walk yourself out here, and accept my challenge, right
now.
| Scene | - | Silence
breaks out as the whole arena awaits the arrival of The
Rock, After about 20 seconds Jeff finally has had enougth
and goes to shout out to The Rock when all of a sudden. |
# IF YA SMELLLLLL WHAT THE
ROCK IS COOKIN! #
| Scene | - | The fans
go nuts as The Rock makes his way out onto the ramp, The
Rock walks from one side of the stage to
the other, keeping his eyes firmly etched on Jeff Hardy. |
|| ~ 'The Great One' The Rock ~ || - Summerslam,
the biggest show of the summer, the second biggest show
of the year. And you want The Rock to waiste his time
whipping your sorry ass? Jeff, Jif, Jamin the 2 bit chump
change jobber, it doesn't matter what your name is. The
simple fact is The Rock is not waisting his precious time
on you. At Summerslam The Rock has better things on his
mind. The Rock has a certain jabroni in mind who The Rock
would like to beat at Summerslam, a certain jabroni who
likes dressing up in a black gimp suite and attacking The
Rock during his matches. Well Jeff unless that man is
you, then The Rock Vs Jeff Hardy at Summerslam, is just a
distant dream. Now do what any other smart jabroni would
do, Shut Your Mouth.. and Know Your Role!
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLL
WHAT THE ROCK
IS COOKIN!
| Scene | - | The Rock
raises the peoples eyebrow before dissapearing backstage,
what an insult to Jeff Hardy. Jeff trys to climb out of
the ring and follow The Rock but Flair stops him and just
nods as if to say, 'Take your time'. |
Booker T Vs Val
Venis |
Singles
Match |
None
Title |
'Hello
Lady's', the whole of the female population of
the arena stand on their feet and whistle as Val
Venis makes his way out wearing a towel and
flapping his hands from side to side. Val
clumbers into the ring and rips off his towel as
the Booker Man's music hits, CAN YOU DIG
IT? SUCKAAA! Well can ya? Sucka! Booker
T walks out onto the stage with a ghosty glase in
his eyes, and a slight grin on his face. Booker
hops on the spot before lifting his arms high
into the air and engulfing the stage with flames.
Booker shakes his hair around before making his
way down the ramp, Booker and Val meet in the
middle of the ring straight away and Booker goes
all wide eyed. Val quickly slaps Booker across
the face but Booker replys with a slap of his own
before driving his thigh into Val's gut and
sending him crashing into the turnbuckle pads.
Booker charges in and slams a fist into the side
of Val's head, grabs Val by his hair and spins
him around before drilling his head straight into
the top turnbuckle pad. Val stumbles across the
ring in a daze and Booker charges in once again
and sends him crashing to the canvas with a
clothesline. Val slides to the outside but double
back as Booker follows him out, leaving Booker on
the outside of the ring alone. Booker jumps up
onto the apron but Val grabs him by the confused
dread locks and hits a guilotine over the top
rope, sending Booker crashing backwards and into
the barracade. Booker screams out in pain and
hobbles around ringside but Val quickly climbs to
the outside and rolls Booker back into the ring.
Val charges onto the ropes and goes for a diving
elbow drop but Booker rolls out of the way, hops
to his feet and goes for the harlem side kick,
But Vla ducked out of the way, SUPERKICK
FROM VAL! Val goes straight to the top
rope, holds his hands in the air and calls for
the end, MONEYSHOT!!!...1 ...2
...3 Val Venis has taken the win here, but it
could have gone either way. Winner: Val
Venis
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| Scene | - | It has
been about 20 minutes and the anywhere falls match is
still on, this time they are near some train tracks on
the outskirts of the city. They dont even realize it but
they wind up stopping on the train tracks and keep going
at it. Hardy seems to be getting the best of the two as
Hogans age is getting him tired and Sabu has been getting
beat on the whole time. Hardy then goes for the twist of
fate on Sabu but Hogan stops him by giving him a big boot
to the face and then goes for a leg drop but missed and
lands right on the train tracks. Hogan seems to be hurt
as Sabu and Hardy go at it, all of a sudden a train is
heard in the background. Hardy and Sabu do not notice it
as Hogan rolls off the tracks, Sabu and Hardy notice it
just before it is too late and jump out of the way, and
in an attempt to escape Hardy, Sabu jumps onto the train
and barely makes it, the train seems to be very long so
Hardy in an attempt to catch Sabu jumps onto the train
too, Nash then comes out of hiding and sees Hogan lying
there and just puts his foot on Hogans chest and gets the
three count as Hogan has been eliminated. It is
now down to the final three. Hardy, Sabu and Nash. And by
this time Nash realizes that the only way he will win the
match is to jump onto the train too. He jumps on and
looks like he is regretting jumping onto it as the scene
fades back out. |
| Scene | - | We cut to
the backstage area where Test is heading to the arena for
his match, he notices Chavo sat in the corridor talking
to Pepe his dog. Test looks down at Chavo and begins to
speak. |
|| ~ 'Big Shot' Test ~ || - Hey Chavo,
not to be cruel or anything, but your girlfriend is a dog
man, ha ha ha.
|| ~ Chavo Guerrero Jnr ~ || - And what
is your point?
|| ~ 'Big Shot' Test ~ || - Damn,
forget it.
| Scene | - | Test looks
down to notice that Pepe is pissing allover his leg, Test
flips out and kicks Pepe straight down the corridor,
Chavo is in shock and goes to help Pepe who is yelping in
pain. Test just laughs before heading back down the
corridor, BUT HERE COMES CHAVO! Chavo clotheslines Test
over the back of the head and Test goes skidding down the
corridor, Chavo climbs up onto some nearby boxes and
waits as Test gets to his feet before hitting a missile
dropkick straight to Test's chin. Test grabs his title
and charges away down the corridor as Chavo goes back to
Pepe. |
Randy Orton Vs
Scott Steiner |
Singles
Match |
None
Title |
The
sirens begin to wail out of the PA System and Big
Poppa Pump comes cockily strutting out to the
ramp, followed closely behind by his '#1 Freak'
Midajah, the crowd boo and jeer for Steiner but
he just ignores it and struts down the ramp,
trash talking the fans in the front row, even
threatening a few, he steps inside of the ring and flexes his
muscles just to piss off the fans who boo like
hell until Randy Ortons theme blasts out around
the arena and 'The Perfect Alliance' step out
onto the ramp, Orton looks around the arena
before running down the ramp and sliding into the
ring, only to be met with hard kicks to the back
of the head courtesy of Scott Steiner before the
referee pulls him off. Randy goes into the corner
to gain his senses back, and Scott Steiner
charges at him, but Orton capitalises by ducking
and delivering an amazing dropkick to the back of
the head of The Big Bad Booty Daddy, Steiner goes
head first into the turnbuckle before Orton rolls
him up but Steiner kicks out at two, they both
stand up but Steiner gets the upper hand, taking
the youngster down with a vicious clothesline
before picking him up and whipping him into the
turnbuckle, following closely behind him and
squashes Orton between his body and the
turnbuckle, Steiner backs off but comes straight
back at Orton with hard kicks to the gut of The
Future before Orton falls to the ground and
Steiner starts to choke him with his boot before
being dragged off. Steiner flips off the fans but
has given Orton a little time to recuperate,
Steiner sees him coming to his senses and charges
at him, only for the rookie to dodge him, turn
around and spear him into the turnbuckle, before
driving some hard shoulders into the upper body
of Big Poppa Pump, before standing up and
delivering some hard knife edge chops to the
chest of Scott Steiner to loud 'WOOOS' from the
crowd, the younger is in control of Scott Steiner
here, he brings him out of the corner and irish
whips him into the ropes, Steiner comes back and
Orton goes for the clothesline, which Steiner
ducks and comes back off the other ropes, kicking
Orton hard in the gut and delivering a sharp snap
suplex to the rookie before going for the pin,
1..2..KICK OUT AT 2 BY ORTON!
Steiner gets pissed at the ref but gives the
youngster no time to regain his senses, kneeling
down and giving Orton some hard punches to his
face, Steiner picks Orton up before kicking him
in the gut and delivering a solid powerbomb to
the rookie, but he wastes vital time boasting
about it to the fans, kissing his biceps and
telling them to kiss his ass, he turns around and
bends down to pin Orton, but is met with a low
blow by the rookie, who stands up and delivers
another hard dropkick to the face of Big Poppa
Pump, who goes down to the canvas, Orton looks
around the arena, and jumps onto the apron and
then ontop of the turnbuckle, he waits for
Steiner to get to his feet, which he does
groggily, and Orton jumps off of the turnbuckle, HUGE
SPLASH! HUGE SPLASH TO STEINER! Orton
looks around the arena at all the screaming fans,
but then looks at Mr Perfect, who has Torrie
Wilsons head in his hands, LIP LOCK! CURT
HENNIG IS KISSING TORRIE WILSON, WHAT THE FUCK?
Orton goes up to the ropes and grabs ahold of
Perfects hair, and goes to drag him into the
arena, but Steiner seizes his chance and gets the
roll up, 1....2....3! Steiner has won this one!
Steiner has ended Ortons winning streak! Winner: Scott
Steiner
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| Scene | - | Sabu has
been able to avoid Matt Hardy, but it appears Matt Hardy
has found him finally after going on top of all the cars
and looking down. Sabu was hiding between them. When Sabu
notices that Hardy has found him, he immedietly jumps off
the train, once Hardy notices he jumps off too and goes
running after Sabu. Nash however is still clueless as to
what is going on, he is jsut looking from side to side
seeing if he can find Sabu or Hardy, he sees Sabu and
then jumps off immedietly and starts to attack him until
Sabu tells Nash that he has allready been eliminated and
that Hardy is the only one left. When he hears this he
looks around and sees Hardy walking over to the area
where they are standing, Nash then turns around and
starts to head in the direction of Hardy, but all of a
sudden Sabu gives Nash a low blow from behind and pins
him and gets the three count as Sabu has eliminated Kevin
Nash. Sabu then gets a smile on his face as it is now
down to Matt Hardy and Sabu. They look at each other and
both run at each other as if the collide head on, Sabu
goes for a clothesline but Matt Hardy ducks it and gives
Sabu a neckbreaker and goes for a pin but Sabu kicks out
immedietly. Hardy, realizing that it will take more than
a pure neckbreaker to finnish off Sabu, grabs him by the
head and starts punching him right in the face. After a
few shots Sabu is finally able to put his arm up and
block one and give Matt Hardy a couple shots also. By
this time Sabu has blood coming out of his head from the
shots delivered to him by Hardy. Hardy is also getting
all of Sabu's blood all over him and not even caring, all
he cares about is winning the damn match. But being out
in an open field proves to be hard when in a wrestling
match, because all you can do is brawl. Hardy however
notices a fence a couple hundred yards away. He starts
leading over that way as he is pushing Sabu over there,
Sabu does not know what is going on but when they near
about 50 feet of the fence he notices what is happening
and starts to go near the fence also as they can both
have that fance play a major part in a victory. When they
reach about 5 feet away from the fence they lock up and
Matt Hardy wins and Irish Whips Sabu right at it, Sabu
goes face first into the chain link fence and turns
around and has even more blood on his face than before.
Sabu just stares at Matt Hardy and runs at him and
pounces him and starts to punch him in the face. Sabu
seems to be going wild. Sabu then helps Matt Hardy up by
pulling his hair and giving im kicks to the stomach at
the same time to make sure he gets up. He goes to give
Matt Hardy and Irish Whip him at the fence, but Hardy
reverses it and gives Sabu another Irish Whip to the
fence but this time Sabu jumps at the fence and goes to
climb it. It appears to be at least 10 feet tall and
neither wrestler has noticed the barbed wire that is at
the top of it. Sabu just wants to climb it to get away
from Matt Hardy, Hardy starts to climb to but Sabu then
starts to kick at him, Hardy avoids them and moves over
to the side of Sabu and climbs at the same speed as him.
When they both reach the top they start battling it out
with punches. Sabu then notices the barbed wire that is
lined at the top of the fence and catches one of Hardys
punches and takes his hand and runs it along the barbed
wire. Hardy screams out in pain but manages to stay up
top, he the reaches over and grabs Sabu's head and runs
it along the barbed wire as Sabu lets out a painful
scream and falls off the fence and lands on his face.
Hardy then looks down and gives Sabu his patented leg
drop and then stands there for a second waiting for Sabu
to get back up. He has to wait a few minutes, but finally
a drowsy Sabu slowly gets up and Matt Hardy kicks him in
the stomach but Sabu catches it and gives Hardy a swift
clothesline but Hardy ducks it and waits for Sabu to turn
around and once again kicks him in the stomach and gives
him the twist of fate and covers him and gets the final
three count of this match as Matt Hardy eliminates Sabu
and wins the battle royal to become the number one
contender for the European Championship. But once he gets
up while holding his hand in pain he looks around and
realizes he has no idea where the hell he is and starts
walking through the field looking for a road. |
Test (c) Vs
Christian |
Singles
Match |
Hardcore
Title |
#
Test..Test..this is a Test # Test's theme music
echo's around the arena, as the XWF Hardcore
champion, proudly strust from behind the black
curtain, with his Hardcore title intact. Test
calmly parades down the rampway, with his title over his
shoulder. Test then enters the ring, and poses on
the turnbuckle. Suddenly..the arena plunges into
darkness...# Chris-TIAN! Chris-TIAN! At
last..your own your owwwwnnn...# is chanted over
the PA system as the fans give a rather good
ovation for the current tag team champion.
Christian walks from behind his gold pyro, before
heading to the ring. Christian eyes Test all the
way, as he struts down the ramp. He enters the
ring, and without no chance, Test delivers a
solid elbow to the back of Christian! Christian
howls in pain, as the bell tolls! Test then
delivers some boots to the chest of Christian,
before picking him up to his feet. Test then
whips Christian to the turnbuckle, and nails a
solid clothesline! Christian slumps to his knees,
Test then makes the cover 1,2..Christian's
shoulder shoots up off of the canvas! Test seems
pissed with the ref, as he grabs him by his
shirt. Meanwhile Christian gets to his feet, he
hurdles towards Test and delivers a SPINNING
HEEL KICK! Test falls to the ground, as
the fans roar! Christian starts to build some
momentum. Test gets to his feet, Christian then
begins to taunt the much bigger Canadian. Test
attempts to grab Christian, but the tag champ,
dives between his legs, then takes him down with
a leg-sweep! The crowd laugh, at Test's downfall.
Test then gets to his feet, and has seriously
lost his temper! Test takes hold of Christian by
his mesh shirt, and throws him into the
turnbuckle! Test hammers away..lefts and
rights..rights and lefts! Test then whips
Christian to the opposit turnbuckle, and nails a
BODYSPLASH! Christian holds his chest in pain,
Test then makes another cover 1,2...Christian
kicks out..just in the nick of time. Test then
exits the ring and looks underneath the ring and
takes hold of a steel chair. By now, Christian
sprints towards Test..and MY GOD!
Christian dropkicked the chair into the face of
Test! Test falls flat on his butt, as Christian
slides to the outside. Christian then himself
digs underneath the ring..and finds..a broom!
Christian then delivers a blow to Test..and
breaks the broom in half! He picks Test to his
feet, but Test nails a knee to the gut, he then
rams Christian into the STEEL STEPS! Ouch! Test
then takes hold of a steel chair, from ringside,
and swings at Christian...The Awesome One ducks!
He then slides under the ring, and Test follows!
The pursuit is on! Christian slides out of the
other end..Test's head then appears and MY GOD! A
CHAIR SHOT! Right on the back of Test's head!
Test's eyes..roll back, and Test looks out of it!
Christian then makes the cover on the
outside..1.2...MY GOD! Test kicked out! Christian
looks almost confused, he digs back under the
ring and..finds..a Moose Head? A Moos Head? The
crowd laugh, Test then stunningly gets to his
feet, and Christian applies The Moose Head..over
Tets's! Test is blind! Christian then picks up
some kendo sticks..and attacks the knees of Test!
Test then eventually removes the head, and chases
Christian into the ring! Test manages to counter
a clothesline, and attempts The Pumphandle
Slam...HE GOT IT! PUMPHANDLE SLAM TO
CHRISTIAN! Test makes the cover
1,2...Christian kicked out! Christian is still
alive! Test is irate! Test then picks Christian
to his feet, and attempts another Pumphandle
slam..this time Christian wriggles free, and
drops Test with THE REVERSE DDT!
DDT to Test! The crowd cheer, as Christian nails
his trademark manouver! Christian then picks up a
steelchair from ringside and enters the ring,
Test then hurdles over to Christian and a BIG
BOOT! Test nailed the big boot..and the
chair flew back into Christian's head! What the
hell...The Big Show. Christian's buddy then
slides into the ring, and Test see's him! He
attempts a clothesline..HELL NO!
Show takes hold of Test by the throat..and MY
GOD! A SHOWSTOPPER TO TEST! What amazing
strength! Show then picks up Christian and drapes
his motionless body over Test..the ref makes the
cover 1,2...3! Christian's done it! Christian has
won back..what he lost! What the hell..it's Jeff
Hardy! Hardy with a chair in hand! Rattles it
across the back of The Big Show! Show barely
moves, and nails some right hands, knocking Hardy
from the ring! Both Show and Hardy then fight
through the crowd! Christain then on his knees,
holds his head in pain, and his hardcore title in
hand. It.s...it's....Edge! Christian's
brother..slides into the ring and takes hold of
his younger brother. He raises his arm! E & C
are back! The fans are going crazy! Edge then
gloats to his fans..and HELL NO!
UNPRETTIER! UNPRETTIER TO EDGE!
Christian just nailed The Unprettier on his own
brother! My god! The fans are going bezerk!
Their..booing Christian! Christian tells them to
'shut up!' Christian then gives Edge some boots!
He then looks down at his brother..and raises his
arms! Christian then leaves the ring! Winner: Christian
|
| Scene | - | Randy
Orton storms back into his locker room where Mr Perfect
is sat with his feet up on the table. |
|| ~ 'The Future' Randy Orton ~ || - WHAT
IN FLYING FUCK WAS THAT?
| Scene | - | Mr Perfect
just calmly climbs to his feet and looks Orton in the
eyes. |
|| ~ 'Mr Perfect' Curt Hennig ~ || - Listen
Randy, I might be perfect, But I'm just like any other
man, I have urges too.
|| ~ 'The Future' Randy Orton ~ || - Now you
listen here, Your 'Urge' cost me that match, keep your
urges to your bed at night pal.
| Scene | - | MR
PERFECT JUST SLAPPED THE TASTE OUT OF ORTON'S MOUTH!
Orton holds his face as a red hand mark covers it. He
suddenly thrusts his hand up and grabs Mr Perfect around
the collar. |
|| ~ 'The Future' Randy Orton ~ || - WE'RE
OVER! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
| Scene | - | Mr Perfect
just grins back at Orton before laughing his way out of
the room, what the hell just happened? Orton and Perfect
is finished. |
| Scene | - | Inside The
Corporations locker room Kurt Angle is warming up ahead
of his world title match later with Raven. Angle is doing
some thrust jumps, whatever the hell they are. He starts
to jog on the spot and looks over at Vince and Eric
talking by the table. He walks over and continues to hop
on the spot as he speaks to the two. |
|| ~ 'XWF Champion' Kurt Angle ~ || - So pals,
you looking forward to the show tonight?
|| ~ 'CEO' Vince Mcmahon ~ || - Well the
show has actually already started Kurt.
|| ~ 'XWF Champion' Kurt Angle ~ || - Ha Ha you
say such stupid things Vince, Are you looking forward to
the real show tonight? Kurt Angle beating the daylights
out of that bird in a cage.
|| ~ 'Big Eazy' Eric Bischoff ~ || - Hmmmm
yeaaaah Kurt, Anyway I've got some business to take care
of.. I'll see you two later.
| Scene | - | Eric
leaves the room as Angle has frozen, Vince just continues
with his paper work as Kurt stares into space before
shooting into voice again. |
|| ~ 'XWF Champion' Kurt Angle ~ || - I knew it!
|| ~ 'CEO' Vince Mcmahon ~ || - Wha? You
knew what?
|| ~ 'XWF Champion' Kurt Angle ~ || - Eric's got
a plan to screw me, I know it.
|| ~ 'CEO' Vince Mcmahon ~ || - Ha Ha are
you alright Kurt? Why would Eric want to screw you? He
helped you keep that title at Vengeance remember?
|| ~ 'XWF Champion' Kurt Angle ~ || - Oh I
remember, But that was just part of his whole plan. You
see Eric has been planning this for months, for months he
has planned to screw me, the best damn wrestler in XWF
history. What his problem is I don't know, But I'm going
to find out. It all makes sense, He purposely got fired
by you all them months ago, so that he could take the
time off to plan this. Why else would he book this match
tonight? Why else would he be going to take care of some
business?
|| ~ 'CEO' Vince Mcmahon ~ || - I don't
know, maybe it's got something to do with the fact he has
got matches to book for Summerslam?
| Scene | - | Vince
grabs his papers and leaves the room laughing at Kurt who
just stands there with his hand on his chin thinking. Has
Kurt gone mad? |
Edge (c) Vs Bret
Hart |
Singles
Match |
TV
Title |
'The
Hart Foundation' blasts over the PA system, as
Bret Hart walks from behind the curtain, to a bad
ovation by the crowd. Bret struts down the
rampway, donned in purple and black. Hart then
enters the ring, and continously taunts the
crowd. Suddenly " You think you know me
" by Rob Zombie blasts around the arena, as
the Ultra-Smooth Edge, walks from behind the
turnbuckle, to a massive elevation from the
crowd. Edge obviously holding his head, following
the attack by Christian. Edge enters the ring,
still a little banged up. Edge hands the
championship to the ref, and the bell tolls. Edge
and Hart both tangle, and Hart nails a shot to
the had, easily knocking Edge down. Edge holds
his head in pain, as Hart nails some boots to the
chest! Hart then begins to strut around the ring!
Hart then nails some elbows to the back of the
head, but Edge manages to battle back, with some
knife-edge chops! Edge backs Hart into the
turnbuckle, and nails some shoulder blocks to the
gut! Hart manages to escape, and catches Edge in
a headlock! Edge falls to his knees, as Hart
tightens the hold. The pain seemingly going to
Edges head. The Ultra Smooth Edge, then manages
to nail some shots to the gut, then bounces off
of the ropes, Hart nails a knee to the gut,
flipping Edge in mid air! Hart then picks Edge
up, but Edge counters..into a small package!
1..2..a surprised Hart kicks out! Edge nails a
drop-toe hold, before floating over into his own
headlock! He raises Hart to his feet, but Bret
manages to dig deep and nails a BACKDROP!
Edge landing right on the back of his neck! Hart
then makes the cover 1,2..Edge manages to kick
out. Hart raises Edge to his feet, and places him
in the turnbuckle. Hart then mounts the
turnbuckle, and nails some punches to the head!
He reaches 10, then dis-mounts. Bret pulls Edge
from the turnbuckle, and drops Edge with a huge SUPLEX!
Cover! 1..2..Edge kicks out! They both get to
their feet, and Edge manages to gain the
advantage, with some bodyshots. Bret nails a shot
to the head, and whips Edge...Edge then counters
with a SPINNING HEEL KICK! Kick
to the head of Hart! Edge then races up the
turnbuckle, and waits...a MISSILE
DROPKICK TO HART! Edge picks up the
pace, and rolls into a cover! 1...2..Bret uses
his veteran style, and kicks out! Edge picks Bret
to his feet, and Bret nails a LOW BLOW!
The ref says above the belt..but clearly wasn't!
Bret then follows with a modified DDT, and floats
into the cover..1.2..with great resiliancy, Edge
kicks out! Bret then stares at the ref, and nails
somemore shots to the head of Edge. He picks Edge
to his feet, and applies..an Abdominal stretch!
Edge..being stretched, hold shis rubs in pain.
After a few seconds, Edge manages to wriggle free
and bounces off of the ropes..Edge then ducks a
clothesline and nails A SPEAR! SPEAR TO
HART! Edge makes the cover!
1..2...3..NO! Hart got his foot on the rope! My
god! Edge thought he had it right there! Edge
picks Hart to his feet, before putting him in the
turnbuckle, Edge follows up with some
shoulderblocks in the turnbuckle, and then some
knife-edge chops! Hart falls to his knees, and
Edge nails a dropkick to the chest! Edge makes
another cover 1,2..Hart yet kicks out! Hart
manages to get to his feet, and Edge is scooped
up..and then Bret nails a BACKBREAKER!
A bone crunching backbreaker! Edge falls to the
ground. And the Hitman nails some elbow drops,
and kicks to the back of Edge. The Hitman, then
awaits..waiting as Edge slowly gets to his feet,
he attempts a kick, but Edge holds his feet..ENSUGURI!
Bret's trademark move nails Edge in the back of
the head! The crowd boo as Bret takes hold of
Edge's legs...SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER!
Edge howls in pain, as Bret applies his finishing
submission manouver! Edge is about to tap..he's
inches away from the ropes...Edge then makes a
final attempt..and he does! Edge reaches the
ropes! Hart is forced to break the move! Hart
can't believe it! Edge is at his feet..and is
limping! Hart turns around..EDGE-ECUTION!
EDGE-ECUTION! Hart falls to the
ground..Edge makes the cover! 1..2....NO! Hart's
feet are on the ropes! What does it take! Edge or
Hart can't believe it! Edge is irate! He can't
believe it! Hart then uses the ropes to get to
his feet, and what! A LOW BLOW!
Edge delivers a field-goal style kick to the
crown jules of Hart! The ref calls for the bell!
Edge just got DQ'D! Edge has lost! Yet..he keeps
the title! Edge looks frustrated..and seems to
irate! Here comes Christian! Christian comes
storming down the ramp..but takes one look at his
brother..oh no! Christian shakes his head..as
Edge challanges him to get in the ring!
Christian's chicken! Christian then turns his
back on his brother..and walks off with a smile! Winner: Bret
Via DQ
|
| Scene | - | Kurt Angle
is walking the backstage area all wide eyed, he comes to
one of the officials and begins to speak to him. |
|| ~ 'XWF Champion' Kurt Angle ~ || - Hey you,
where's Eric Bischoff?
|| ~ Bob 'The Builder' ~ || - Hmmmm I
don't know Kurt.
|| ~ 'XWF Champion' Kurt Angle ~ || - What do
you mean you don't know where he is? He's your boss
damnit, wait a minute. How the hell do you know my name?
Are you in on his plan? You better start talking buster.
|| ~ Bob 'The Builder' ~ || - Your Kurt
Angle, everybody knows Kurt Angle.
|| ~ 'XWF Champion' Kurt Angle ~ || - Ha Ha yeah
everybody does know Kurt Angle, but that still doesn't
explain why you don't know where your boss is. Are you
trying to hide something? I know where my boss Vince
Mcmahon is all the time.
|| ~ Bob 'The Builder' ~ || - Wow, you
know where he is all the time? That's impressive.
|| ~ 'XWF Champion' Kurt Angle ~ || - Don't sass
me, you know what? I'm going let you off this time, but
if I see you in this stretch of the woods again I'll be
forced to sign yourself a ticket to the Olympic Hotel.
| Scene | - | Ha Ha what
the fuck? Kurt Angle is not just going paranoid, he's
getting more and more goofy. Bob walks off quickly as
Kurt just grunts and heads the other way. |
| Scene | - | Christian
makes his way back to his locker room with a huge grin on
his face, but as he heads into the room The Big Show is
stood with a scowl on his face. |
|| ~ The Big Show ~ || - What are
you playing at?
|| ~ Christian ~ || - Well I was
just about to get a couple of soda's, you want one?
|| ~ The Big Show ~ || - Ha Ha
yeah, Soda's Rule! But anyway, what the hell happened
tonight? Edge could have been a great addition to the
team, And you screwed him over damnit!
|| ~ Christian ~ || - Squeeze
me? Have you forgotten who Edge is? He's my brother, He
deserved a good smashing with that Unprettier. Nothing is
going to change the fact that I hate my brother, NOTHING!
| Scene | - | Suddenly
Eric Bischoff appears in the doorway. |
|| ~ 'Big Eazy' Eric Bischoff ~ || - Big Show,
We need to talk.
|| ~ The Big Show ~ || - Okay sure,
Christian this conversation isn't finished.
|| ~ Christian ~ || - Bah!
| Scene | - | Big Show
leaves the room and Christian just slams the door after
him as the scene fades out. |
Tazz (c) Vs HHH |
Singles
Match |
Euro
Title |
'Thug
Superstar' hits over the PA system as the orange
smoke clears as Tazz struts from the smoke with
his European title over his shoulder. Tazz mounts
the turnbuckle, and crosses arms, he then removes
his shades. Thug Superstar is then interupted by
'Time to Play the Game' as 'The Game' Triple H
walks from behind the curtain with water bottle
in hand. He tips a little over his head and takes
a sip. He saunters down the aisle, and performs
his infamous taunt on the ring apron, before
entering the ring. Triple H and Tazz then both
lock eyes. The bell tolls and the duo both lock
up. Triple H being the stronger superstar takes
Tazz down with snapmare. And then taunts the
crowd. Tazz being a tough son of a gun, simply
stands to his feet..waits for HHH to turn
around...A T-BONE SUPLEX! Tazz
just threw Triple H like a rag doll! The Game
jumps to his feet, almost in shock, and questions
himself. Tazz, barely broke a sweat, as he threw
Triple H like a cruiserweight. Triple H and Tazz
then both lock up once more, and Triple H applies
a headlock. Tazz manages to nails some shots to
the gut, and breaks free, he bounces off of the
ropes, and The Game connects with a RISING KNEE!
Tazz is down, and Triple H makes the
cover..1..2..Tazz kicks out! The Game lifts Tazz,
to his feet, but Tazz manages to underhook him
and nails a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!
Tazz yet again with an awesome display of
technical skill, and then hooks the leg 1..2..The
Game manages to power out! Triple H steadily gets
to his feet, and nails a knee to the gut of Tazz,
followed by some hammer blows to the back. The
Game stomps away on Tazz, in the turnbuckle. He
steps back, and then begins to taunt the crowd.
Thus giving Tazz enough time to re-group. He
struts out of the ring...and Hunter turns right
into a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
holy shit! The Game just went airborne! Tazz
threw The Game like a piece of crap! The Game
holds his back in pain, as this time Tazz stomps
away! Tazz lifts The Game up, but Triple H
counters with a rake to the eye, Tazz then
sprints towards The Game, but Hunter counters
with a huge SPINEBUSTER! Tazz,
almost whiplashed down! The Game makes the cover
1..2..Tazz rolls over, and kicks out! Triple H
almost looking frustrated begins to stalk Tazz,
he sprints towards The European Champ, and nails
a clothesline knocking the champ down! Tazz gets
to his feet, only to be knocked down yet again.
He then gets up once more, and Hunter attempts a
clothesline...oh hell no! Tazz..then follows up
with THE TAZZPLEX! Tazz's
version of a belly to belly! The Game lands solid
on the canvas, and Tazz stomps away on The Game!
Tazz raises Triple H up, and places him in the
turnbuckle, and nails some hard bodyshots! The
Game manages to counter, and nails some hard
right hands. He knocks Tazz down with a rising
knee, and follows up with a knee-drop to the
sternum! The Game places Tazz in the corner, and
mounts the turnbuckle. He then begins to hammer
down on Tazz...he reaches 10 and the ref
indicates for him to let go. The Game then turns
to face the crowd and begins to taunt them. Tazz
then rallies out of the corner..TAZZMISSION!
TAZZMISSION! Wait...a LOW BLOW!
Low blow by The Game..here it is..PEDIGREE!
Pedigree on Tazz! The Game rolls into
the cover 1..2..3! The game wins it..but with the
help of a low blow! Winner:
Triple H
|
| Scene | - | Triple H
collects his championship and taunts the crowd...and
what's this...it's Y2J! Chris Jericho! He then slides
into the ring and nails a SPINNING HEEL KICK! Knocking
the championship back into the face of HHH! Jericho
quickly grabs Triple H by the legs and starts to grind
him over onto his back, IT'S THE WALL'S OF JERICHO!
Triple H is screaming out in pain as Jericho winches back
on the hold and Triple H has no escape. Jericho finally
breaks the hold, stomps the hell out of Triple H and
sends him crashing to the outside before grabbing a
microphone. |
|| ~ 'Y2J' Chris Jericho ~ || - WELCOME...
TO RAW IS JERIIIIIICHO! Triple H, It's time you
learned a lesson. The lesson that Y2J will never lay
down, the Lion that is Chris Jericho will
never quit, never stop. No amount of chair shots, no
amount of sledgehammer shots, IF I GET
POWERBOMBED TO A CONCRETE FLOOR! IT'S NOT GOING TO STOP
ME! What you did to me last week on Raw, All it
did was keep me out for one week, Well guess what Jerky, I'M
BACK ALREADY! And I'm going to give just as much
as I receive. Whether you like it or not Triple H, You're
facing me for at Summerslam, the match has already been
booked. That European title will be on the line, and when
I'm finished with you, the beating I give to you at
Summerslam, It's going to make a Powerbomb off the stage
look tame. Get Ready Triple H, the new European Champion
is here, And you will never, EVVVVVVER! Be
the same.. AGAAAAAAAIN!
| Scene | - | Jericho's
music hits and the fans don't know if they are supposed
to cheer or not, Jericho is back and he's taken Triple H
out! |
| Scene | - | Randy
Orton is sat on a stack of crates backstage looking at
the cold floor. The Undertaker suddenly rides up on his
bike, on his way to the arena. Orton's foot is in The
Undertaker's path, but The Undertaker stops the bike when
he would usually just run over the person's foot. |
|| ~ The Undertaker ~ || - Hey kid,
you wanna move your foot?
|| ~ Randy Orton ~ || - Sorry man.
|| ~ The Undertaker ~ || - Don't
worry about it.
| Scene | - | The
Undertaker nods to Orton as he rides on down the
corridor, yeah he is riding in the corridors. Orton looks
up as Taker leaves and the scene fades out. |
HBK Vs Taker Vs
Benoit |
Triple
Threat Match |
None
Title |
#
ARE YOU READY? # 'Sexy Boy' hits the PA system
and Shawn Michaels dances his way down the ramp
and into the ring. HBK poses for the fans in his
DX gear as 'Whatever' hits and Chris Benoit
storms out onto the ramp. Benoit pauses at the
top of the ramp and grins at HBK, one tooth
missing in his mouth, which actually makes him
look more evil. Benoit heads to the ring as the
arena lights dim down and The Undertaker's music
hits, But Benoit and HBK are already beating the
hell out of each other as Taker rides down the
ramp. Benoit and HBK share right hands but Benoit
ducks one and hits a fiercesome German Suplex.
HBK lands right on the top of his neck and rolls
to the outside in agony, UNDERTAKER IS
TRYING TO RUN HBK DOWN! The Undertaker
almost ran HBK down with the motorcycle but
Michaels dived out of the way, Taker climbs off
the bike but HBK cathces him with a desperation
Sweet Chin Music, UNDERTAKER WENT DOWN
LIKE A TON OF BRICKS! Benoit lifts HBK
up and rolls him back into the ring but HBK rolls
straight through and struggles back around
ringside as Benoit charges off the ropes, BASEBALL
SLIDE TO HBK'S CHIN! Michaels darted
back and slammed into the barracade. Benoit
stands at the ropes and looks over HBK with that
sick smile on his face again, But HBK shoots back
into action, grabbing Benoit by the feet and
pulling him down onto his ass. HBK quickly pulls
Benoit's legs around the ringpost, BENOIT'S
NUTS SLAMMED THE STEEL POST! Heartbreak
Kid starts taunting Benoit and poses holding his
nuts before crotch chopping to the fans in the
middle row, But The Undertaker is back on his
feet and HBK didn't see him coming, BIG
BOOT TO HBK'S CHIN! Undertaker lifts HBK
up and rolls him straight into the ring, follows
him in and charges off the ropes, DIVING
RUNNING LARIOT FROM THE TAKER! Taker
goes for the cover on HBK...1 ...2 ..But the Icon
that is HBK shoots a shoulder up. Undertaker
clibs back to his feet and lifts HBK up as Benoit
climbs back to his, Benoit beats Undertaker for a
second with right hands but Undertaker fights
back and sends Benoit into a slight daze with a
right hand before darting off the ropes, DOUBLE
CLOTHESLINE FROM THE UNDERTAKER! He
makes a double cover...1 ...2 ..BUT THEY
BOTH KICK OUT! Benoit rolls away and
climbs to his feet, Taker charges at him but
Benoit took him down CROSSFACE! CROPPLER
CROSSFACE ON THE TAKER! Is he going to
tap out? No The Undertaker somehow gets to the
ropes and breaks the hold. Benoit keeps the hold
in for 4 seconds before breaking it, but that
time only let HBK recover and clothesline Benoit
over the top rope as he got to his feet. HBK
quickly stalks The Undertaker as he climbs to his
feet clutching his arm, SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
The Undertaker just got booked into the
Heartbreak Hotel, clocked with the that damn
sweet chin music...1 ...2 ...3 Shawn Michaels has
beaten The Undertaker. Winner:
HBK
|
| Scene | - | Heartbreak
Kid rolls out of the ring clutching his head but stops as
Eric Bischoff makes his way out onto the stage. |
|| ~ 'Big Eazy' Eric Bischoff ~ || - Shawn, Hey
Shawn. Nice win there for you, well you know I promised
that you'd be facing somebody at Summerslam, not me that
is. Well here's the time to find out who you'll be facing
Shawn, Paul get your ass out here.
| Scene | - | Paul? Who
is it? 'WEEEEELLLLL WELL IT'S A BIG SHOW!' The Big Show
will be facing HBK at Summerslam? The Big Show makes his
way out onto the stage, his eyes almost buldging out of
his head. |
|| ~ 'Big Eazy' Eric Bischoff ~ || - Well you
know what Shawn, I know you. I know how much of a chiken
shit you really are, there is no chance your going to
face The Big Show without something on the line. So
here's your incentive to face The Big Show, the winner
will become the number one contender, the winner will be
facing the champion at King Of The Ring in September.
| Scene | - | Number 1
Contenders match, amazing. |
|| ~ The Big Show ~ || - Well you
know something Eric, I'm not going to turn this down, I'd
have to be off my head to turn this down. But that
doesn't mean that The Big Show and Eric Bischoff are a
team, that will never happen. Oh I'll be facing Shawn
Michaels at Summerslam, But it won't be with the guidance
of Eric Bischoff.
| Scene | - | BIG SHOW
HAS BISCHOFF AROUND THE NECK! He's going to chokeslam
Bischoff straight on the steel stage! BIT HERE COMES KURT
ANGLE! CHAIR TO THE BACK OF THE BIG SHOW! Angle has saved
Eric Bischoff, and pulls him backstage as Big Show
clutches the bottom of his back. In the ring Benoit has
flipped and locks the Crippler Crossface on The
Undertaker! Officials rush to ringside as Benoit pulls
back on the Crossface, grinding against The Undertaker's
shoulder and arm. The Undertaker's screams are filling
the arena, But here comes Randy Orton out of the crowd.
Orton breaks it up and sends Benoit crashing to the
outside, ORTON HAS BROKEN IT UP! Orton pulls The
Undertaker up to his feet but The Undertaker is
obvioussly worse for ware. |
The Rock Vs RVD |
Singles
Match |
None
Title |
#
IF YA SMELLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN! # blasts
out of the PA system and The Rock strides down
the ramp with his fists clenched, the two former
ERW members, the biggest members of the ERW ready
to battle it out. The Rock poses on the second
turnbuckle in both corners of the ring before
striding from side to side like a rabid dog
awaiting Rob Van Dam. # ARE YOU READY? # blasts
out and it is quickly followed by 'One Of A Kind'
as RVD makes his way out with a smile on his
face. RVD strides down the ramp and slides under
the bottom rope but was caught off guard as The
Rock started the match like a house on fire,
beating the living shits out of RVD with right
hands. The Rock beats RVD back into the corner
and sends him darting across to the opposite
turnbuckle, RVD crashes out and into a huge
clothesline from The Rock, almost near damn
decapitating RVD. The Rock stands over RVD for a
second before lifting him back to his feet and
sending him into the ropes, RVD's limp body darts
back but straight into a huge samoen drop that
only The Rock can hit. RVD bounces around the
ring and The Rock quickly crawls into a cover...1
...2 ..But Van Dam shoots his shoulder up with
desperation. He is in shock at the speed The Rock
has started this match off at. The Rock sends RVD
back into the ropes, SPINE ON THE PINE FROM THE
ROCK! The Rock trys to cross legs for the
Sharpshooter but RVD blocks it, so The Rock just
gives RVD a kick to the nuts! The Rock lifts
RVD's legs up, AND SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE
TURNBUCKLE! Van Dam has been layed out on the top
turnbuckle and The Rock follows him in looking
for a super back drop, The Rock gets RVD into
position but RVD fights out of it with stiff
elbows that knock The Rock off the turnbuckle and
crashing down to the canvas below. RVD spins
around, FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! THE ROCK ROLLED
OUT OF THE WAY! Van Dam landed chest first on the
canvas and is in agony. The Rock quickly rolls
out of the ring and grabs a chair, what is he
thinking? He rolls back into the ring and just
pushes the referee aside and is looking to slam
the chair into RVD's skull, But RVD hopped
straigh to his feet, VAN DAMINATOR!!!!...1 ...2
...THE ROCK SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY KICKED OUT! AMAZING!
The Rock struggles to climb to his feet and
stumbles to the ropes a bloody mess, Here comes
Jeff Hardy! Jeff quickly grabs the chair, HE
SLAMMED IT OVER THE ROCK'S BACK! The Rock
stumbles forward, SUPERKICK FROM RVD!...1 ...2
...3 Rob Van Dam has beaten The Rock in an
amazing match! Winner:
RVD
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| Scene | - | RVD rolls
out of the ring and rest on the outside as Jeff slides
into the ring with the chair, he waits as The Rock climbs
to his feet.. MY GOD WHAT A CHAIRSHOT! The Rock's skull
has been smashed to peices by Jeff Hardy right there.
Jeff drops the chair and grabs a microphone, stands over
the bloody Rock and begins to speak. |
|| ~ 'The Golden Boy' Jeff
Hardy ~ || - Rocky you
stupid son of a bitch, the mistake you made earlier
tonight has come back to bite you in the ass, hasn't it?
You see Rock earlier you said you didn't want to waste
your time with me, you had your eyes set on the man who
attacked you last week on Raw. Well guess what Rock, That
man was me, and you didn't even realise it! That's two
matches in a row I've cost your sorry ass, And beleive me
Rocky when I say this, that number will keep on
increasing if you don't accept my challenge!
| Scene | - | Jeff drops
the mic with a thud and grins as officials come to The
Rock's aid and Jeff slowly leaves for the back. What will
The Rock's answer be? |
Big Show Vs Jeff
Hardy |
Singles
Match |
None
Title |
WEEEELLLL
Well It's A Big Show! The Big Show appears at the
top of the ramp and makes his way straight down
to ringside. The Big Show has the tag title over
his shoulder, and now knows that at Summerslam
his will be facing Shawn Michaels, the winner
getting a shot at the XWF Championship at King Of
The Ring. Big Show climbs into the ring like the
top rope wasn't even there and does the dreaded
chokeslam pose, that very chokeslam that almost
crippled Eric Bischoff earlier. # CUT MY LIFE
INTO PEICES # hits the PA system for the second
time tonight, and Jeff Hardy comes charging
straight down the ramp. Jeff slides staight into
the ring and through Show's legs. Jeff jumps to
his feet and charges off the ropes, darts back
and hits a diving forearm straight to Big Show's
skull, but the Showster didn't move an inch. Jeff
charges back off the ropes and dives at Big Show
but the 7 foot 2 monstor plucked him out of the
air, BELLY TO BELLY SPLASH! Jeff
Hardy has been crushed, literally. Big Show
climbs to his knees and looks at the fallen Jeff
who is struggling for breath, Big Show quickly
makes the cover but Jeff shoots the shoulder up.
Big Show grabs Jeff by the arm and lifts him up
like he's a little kid, like he weights nothing.
Big Show sends Jeff crashing into the turnbuckle
and charges in, squashing Jeff in the corner. Big
Show sends Jeff back into the opposite turnbuckle
and this time Jeff trys to climb the turnbuckle
and go for the Whisper In The Wind but just
slumps over the turnbuckle. Big Show grabs him
around the back of the neck and lifts him into
the air, FUCKING HUGE BACK SUPLEX!
The ring was shaking there and Big Show covers
again...1 ...2 ..But again Jeff kicks out,
somehow. Big Show lifts Jeff back to his feet and
sends him into the ropes but Jeff hugs the ropes,
Big Show charges in but Jeff lowers the ropes,
BIG SHOW CRASHED TO THE OUTSIDE!
Jeff quickly span around, grabbed the top rope
and went flying over the top rope, CROSS
BODY! OLD SCHOOL JEFF HARDY RIGHT THERE!
Jeff rolls Big Show back into the ring and climbs
to the top rope, but The Rock is charging down
the ramp, blood dripping from his head and a
chair in his hand, he looks like shit. Jeff
notices The Rock and dives off the top
turnbuckle, JEFF TOOK THE ROCK OUT!
Jeff slides back into the ring and drop kicks Big
Show in the knee which only sends him rocking,
Jeff goes for the irish whip, The Rock swings the
chair without looking, HE TATOOED THE BIG
SHOW, TIIIIIMBER! BIG SHOW IS OUT COLD!
Jeff cover...1 ...2 ...3 Jeff Hardy has stolen
it!! Winner:
Jeff
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| Scene | - | Jeff jumps
to his feet in celebration but The Rock is in the ring, CHAIRSHOT
TO JEFF'S GUT! ROOOOOCKBOTTOM ROCKBOTTOM! THE ROCK HAS
GOT REVENGE! The Rock grabs a microphone, whipes
the blood from his eyes and shouts.. |
|| ~ 'The Great One' The Rock ~ || - Jeff
Hardy, you want The Rock at Summerslam, you want The Rock
so much that you'd attack The Rock? That you'd disguise
yourself before hand and attack The Rock? Well Jeff
Hardy, You little 2 Bit Chump Change, PART QUEER
PUNK ASS BITCH! You've got The Rock at
Summerslam, Legend Vs Legend, Icon Vs Icon, THE
ROCK VS JEFF HARDY AT SUMMMMMERSLAM!
IF YA SMELLALALALALALALALOW
WHAT THE ROCK
IS COOKIN!
| Scene | - |
YES YES YES! The
Rock Vs Jeff Hardy at Summerslam, Finally the two will
get it on at Pay Per View, a match for the ages, the
match everybody has been waiting for! |
| Scene | - | Eric
Bischoff's music hits and he storms down the ramp,
obvioussly not having a good day. Bischoff grabs a
microphone and begins immedaitly. |
|| ~ 'Big Eazy' Eric Bischoff ~ || - You know
if it was up to me I wouldn't be wasting my time out
here, But you all know that I'm a good guy, So I'm out
here. Summerslam is only around the corner, August 25th,
So It's time to put things straight. I've got better
things to do than stand here in this trash town so let's
get on with it. Kurt Angle and Rob Van Dam will get it on
in the Iron Man Match, XWF Championship on the line. The
Rock will face Jeff Hardy, two legends finally battling
it out on Pay Per View. Chris Jericho and Triple H will
battle for the European Title. Shawn Michaels will get
destroyed by The Big Show, well you know I could give a
rats ass about that match, but the winner will be the
number one contender. Chris Benoit seems to have an
obsession with The Undertaker and breaking his arm, well
Benoit you can try at Summerslam as you face Taker for
the Intercontinental Championship. Christian, you
suddenly get the urge to attack your brother? Well guess
what Christian, you can do some more kicking his ass at
Summerslam as you face him in a Ladder match, the two
originators of the Ladder match will go at it against
each other for the TV title. I'm out of here, one last
thing, THE SUMMER JUST GOT BEEEEEETTER!
| Scene | - | Bischoff
throws the mic away and storms backstage once again, he
is one pissed off motha fucker. The cage suddenly begins
to lower from the roof as we get ready for the main
event. |
Angle (c) Vs Raven |
Cage
Match |
World
Title |
The
cage lowers and is now around the ring and
Raven's music immedaitly hits the PA system.
Raven makes his way out onto the stage and holds
his arms out in the crucifix pose before heading
down the ramp. He climbs into the ring and climbs
up the cage and does the pose on top of the cage
wearing his leather jacket. 'Medal' hits and Kurt
Angle walks out onto the stage looking nervy. He
has the XWF title around his waste and doesn't
bother with the pyro's instead climbs straight
into the ring. Raven starts to take his jacket
off as the cage door is shut but Angle grabs the
jacket and spins Ranve around, pulling the jacket
sleeve around Raven's neck. ANGLE IS CHOKING
RAVEN OUT WITH HIS JACKET! Raven's face turns red
but he quickly drives Angle backwards and
crashing into the steel cage, Raven escapes and
uses the jacket, wrapping it around Angle's neck
now. Raven pulls Angle's head down to the ropes
and does a move used by Tommy Dreamer in ECW,
whiping the rope with Angle's face. Angle's face
is burning from the friction and he trys to
escape but Raven sends him crashing head first
into the unforgiving steel mesh of the cage.
Angle slumps to the canvas and has been busted
open and is spilling blood on the canvas. Raven
just grins and starts to climb the turnbuckle,
Could he possible escape so early and win the
title? Raven gets to the top turnbuckle and grabs
the top of the cage, but Angle springs to life,
jumps up and joins Raven on the top turnbuckle
grabbing him around the waiste, GERMAN SUPLEX
FROM THE TOP ROPE! BOTH MEN HAVE BEEN SNAPPED
SMACK BANG IN TWO! Both men lay near unconcious
on the canvas for about 30 seconds before Raven
starts to climb to his feet, Raven staggers up
but Angle climbs up too and grabs Raven around
the back once again, ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! Angle
sits on his knee's and is breathing hard, blood
dripping from his head but Raven won't stay down,
Angle can't beleive his eyes, He is almost
crying. Raven climbs back to his feet and
staggers from side to side like a drunken idiots,
he just smiles at Angle! ANGLE GRABS HIM AROUND
THE WAISTE, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Angle sits up
for a second and gets his wits back before making
it for the door, BUT RAVEN IS GETTING BACK UP!
ANGLE CAN'T BELEIVE IT! Angle shouts at Raven,
'Stay The Fuck Down!' but Raven won't stay down,
He's too damn tough. Angle who is now struggling
to see from the blood in his eyes grabs Raven
around the waiste again! BELLY TO BELLY INTO THE
CAGE! THE CAGE MESH BROKE! RAVEN ALMOST WENT
STRAIGHT THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! Raven
almost became the champion there and Angle slumps
to his knee's, he almost gave Raven the win,
there is now a huge hole in the side of the cage.
Raven is once again climbing to his feet, Angle
is crying, how can he keep Raven down? He charges
at Raven, DROP TOE HOLD! RAVEN REVERSED IT! ANGLE
LANDED FACE FIRST ON THE CANVAS! Raven climbs to
his feet as if the match had just started and
makes a lunge for the door but Angle grabbed him
by the leg, ANKLE LOCK ANKLE LOCK! ANGLE IS
TRYING TO BREAK RAVEN'S ANKLE! Raven screams out
in pain but spins around and kicks Angle straight
in the chin. Angle's chin almost shattered as
Raven climbs to his feet, grabs Angle by the neck
and goes for the Evenflow, But Angle fights out
of it.. OLYMPIC SLAM! ANGLE GOT THE OLYMPIC SLAM!
Raven bounces around the ring as if he's just
been struck by lightning. Angle quickly starts
crawling to the door, tears flowing from his eyes
and blood pouring from his forehead, what a
sadistic, barbaric match this has been. He's got
there, the door is opened, Angle trys to pull
himself out but he just slumps over the steel
steps, he's ran out of energy. Raven climbs to
his knee's and starts making his way to the door,
He's going to overtake Angle! Raven makes his
move for the floor but Here comes Bischoff,
Bischoff grabs Angle by the arms and pulls him
down to the floor, ANGLE HAS RETAINED! With a
slight help from Bischoff, Angle has retained. Winner: Angle
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