The Rock: FINALLLLLLLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO.... AH FORGET THAT CRAP!!!!.
A Chorous of booos echo around the arena and the rock seems suprised by the reaction.
Cole: It was only the other day the rock was saying how he was tired, how he needed the people, what a jerk.
The Rock:You want to boo the rock go ahead boo the rock you think the rock actually gives a damn about any of you jabronis? Yeh yeh the rock knows what your all thinking! (puts on a wee kids squeeky voice) But you said you were tired,you said you loved the people(back to the rock)Well the truth is this: The rock was tired, so tired infact he couldn't be bothered getting up so he sent his hollywoood stunt double down here and thought he could take care of things but instead he had me grovelling to all your candy asses like the rock was sorry. The rock isn't sorry you all chose to boo the rock,boo me....shame on you!.
Cole:The rock has a huge ego problem, something he needs to address if he ever wants to be popular again.
The Rock:C'mon is that all you got? You booed the rock don't ever cheer for the rock again, the rock beat hogan a washed up old man who iss probably sitting at home trying to count his wrinkles and you chose to boo the rock instead of cheer him well thats fine.The rock doesn't need the people the people need the rock! So the rock will give you the rock, but not the trail blazing eye brown raising human kick ass machine no but the superhuman trail blazing eye brown raising kick ass machine. You see the rock knows exactly what the underlying issue is.Oh no it's true the rock knows why you all boo him. You see it's simple your all jealous. (boos from the crowd) OH no wait just hold on cut that crap out while the rock is talking.
The Rock: Let the rock asure you he certainly doesn't suck but all your mumma's do suck!!! A large chorous of boo's rain down on the great one
The rock:As the rock was saying your all jealous. You see the guys wish they were the rock because the rock gets more pie in one hour than you all get in a year put together.
Tazz:HAHA god jr i love the rock,don't you just love him?You know it's true the rock gets a whole lot of pie.
Cole:(sarcastic) Oh yeh he's real great.
The Rock: And the women are jealous of all the other women the rock has choosen over them. You see it'sa vicious circle so it is! Jealous all this anamosity directed towards the rock bit it's ok because the rock forgives you. The rock says you want to boo the rock go ahead the rock won't stop you because the rock desn't ca..... because the rock doesn't ca... because the rock doesn't ca..
Tazz: The rock's having a bit of trouble getting out what he is wanting to say here, i hope no hollywood producers are watching because if this is how he does on set it woudn't do much for his career.
The Rock: Because the rock doesn't ca... Ah who is the rock kidding? The rock does care the rock loves the millions...AND MILLIONS....and millions of the rocks fans. The rock loves them with all his heart all this crap about not caring of course the rock cares because being the rock is all about the peeeeeeeoooopppple
Cole:Hell yeh this is the rock everyone loves,this is the most electrifying man in sports entertainment and possibly the best damned wrestler ever to live. I can bearly hear myself in here tazz.
The Rock: You see the rock sat at home and took a long look in the mirror and he didn't like what he seen. He seen some self obsessed jabroni who cared more about the money and fame than what is important.And the rock promises to make it all up to you. And he's going to do it the only way the rock knows how to. The rock's going to layeth the smacketh down on every jabroni's candy ass in the back and march his way back to the top by becoming the world champion.
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Tazz:Cole don't you think the rock is being presumptious,this is what gets him in trouble,he runs his mouth and pisses someone off,i mean does he think he is the only person who wants the title?.
Cole: No i don't we both know no-one can touch the rock on his day.
The Rock: Now the rock couldn't care less and the rock means couldn't care less as to who he has to beat,who he has to face, i will be the very next champion. You see i don't care who? Goldberg bring it,Kevin Nash bring it, Big show bring it,Brock lesnar bring it, Freeeeeaaaaakkkkkkzillllllllaaaa bring it, test,kane undertaker,flair,michaels the list goes on and on and on but the point is it simply doesn't matter. Austin i hope your watching, it doesn't matter who stands in front of the rock he'll knock their ass down like america knocked down saddam hussien's regime! The rock's the biggest,there is no one anywhere that is bigger than the rock is. The day will come when people argue who would win a fight, the rock or superman? Right now as we speak two thirds of the world are rock fans and probably by next year the whole world! The fact of the matter is no-one can even come close to the rock whether in the ring or out of it. So the rock's got a proposition for you.......Stone Cold and Piper.
Cole: The rock going to address the management side of things now it appears.
The Rock: Now austin the rock heard you say that no-one will be crowned The champion until Vengance. Now austin thats nealry 7 weeks away. You see the rock thinks that it's your simplt too jealous because you can't wrestle for the title, hell we all know your simply holding everyone else back so thats hy the rock is appealing to you rody piper. The rock knows you are co- General Manager with austin and you have as much power as him so i'm thinking piper don;'t listen to him come out here and give the people exactly what the people want. The rock v any jarboni next week on smackdown for the world title...... wait hell why not a battle royal on smackdown,over the top rope,last man standing is the new champion and then he can go to vengance and defend it against the winner of a separate tournement.
Tazz: Cole what a great idea from rocky. I sincerly hope the management duo take it on board! I mean imagine the match next week it would be perhaps the biggest match in smackdown history.
Cole: So no doubt that everyone here involved on smackdown would love to see that match.
The Rock: So austin or piper ,the rock knows you are a little slow,the lights are on but no-one is home, what the rock wants is a THE MATCH MADE AND IT MADE NOW SO BRING YOUR ROODY POO CANDY ASS OUT HERE AND FACE THE ROCK!!
Cole: It looks like another 15,000 people want to see that match as well.Or are they just excited at the thought of austin and the rock in the same ring again?
The Rock: Austin we got all night,piper you as well i can wait here forever if i have to.(the rock grabs a chair)
The Rock: Austin/Piper the rock says just bring it!!
The rock stands and stares at the ramp waiting for the arrival of austin or piper.
Jr: King the rock wants bischoffs answer now and he aint moving till he gets it. We'll be back after these commercial breaks for bad blood!!
The camera fades out off the rock on to a black screen.
