' UwA Interviewer ' TERRI RUNNELS: "
Rock, what on earth are you doing here? And why are you in your wrestling gear.. Meltdown
isn't for at least another week.. take off those wrestling trunks for gosh sake.. " ' The Great One ' THE ROCK: " Woah, woah, WOAH! Terri, The Rock sees where
your going, and if The Rock wasn't all business tonight, The Rock would of liked it. But
no Terri, The Great One apoligizes, these babies stay on, because The Rock's got business
to take care of. You ask The Rock why.. why Rocky why.. why are you wearing the tights?
It's because you see Terri, The Rock likes to prepare, The Rock likes to get ready.. The
Rock enjoys being.. HARD and ready. Oh yeah.. whoa now, don't wet yourself. And as for The
Rock wearing the.. WHOA.. good gravy Terri, how could The Rock not do it? " ' The Great One ' THE ROCK: " The Rock, didn't formally address.. his
people. The Rock rambling on, taking about you Terri, talking about your grubby, ten cent
pie.. instead of greeting the people who helped pave the way for The Great One. Terri,
back off.. The Rock will gladly supply you with a mouthful of cream from that scromptous
strudel later. Ahem.. AHEM.. FINALLY.. THE ROCK HAS COME BACK.. TO NEW YORK.. TO NEW
YORKKK.. DAMN THIS TOWN IS SHITTY! Ha Ha Ha.. " ' UwA Interviewer ' TERRI RUNNELS: "
Rock, you tasted success last time in the UwA , as you were number one contender for the UwA Heavyweight Title , but the federation fell a little short, and you did not have your match,
correct? " ' UwA Interviewer ' TERRI RUNNELS: "
Actually I would Rock, that would be pretty funny.. " ' UwA Interviewer ' TERRI RUNNELS: "
That was pretty gay Rock. " Terri Runnels puts her ear out with
The Rock as they listen for the millions. Some few seconds go by, as suddenly Terri
speaks. ' The Great One ' THE ROCK: " Woah.. nobody interupts the People.. and damn
sure nobody.. and The Rock means NOBODY interupts The Rock while listening.. so shut your
mouth, and listen.. 'cos The Rock can hear 'em.. " Many seconds pass by, as The Rock
waits for some kind of response. He hears nothing and lowers his head to the floor as
Terri chimes in. The Rock holds up his hand as if to
motion to Terri to shut her mouth, but without actually saying it. The Rock
stares up at the camera. ' The Great One ' THE ROCK: " Oh The Rock gets it.. oh yeah, The Rock gets
the picture. The People are turning on The Rock.. hey, that's cool. It's not like The Rock
ever needed them. NAH! The Rock got where he is, by being The Rock, baby. Not by being the
lacky boy for the people. The Rock understands.. oh yeah, it's cool. But let The Rock
remind you of one thing.. when The Rock goes on to becoming a FIVE TIME UwA
Champion.. The Rock ain't doing it for you.. HELL NAH! The Rock is doing it, for The Rock.
Now, The Rock heard a certain Jabroni challange The Rock, and his name is Chris Jericho. Jericho, I don't blame ya. You want to make a new for yourself, and by doing that, you challange the best the UwA has to offer. Well this is what The Rock says to you. HELL NAW! Haha. Chris Jericho, your not in my leaugue. Hell, you'd be lucky to even shine The Rock's shoes, bitch. You can't deny The Rock,
nobody can. The Rock is and forever will be, the Trail Blazin', Eyebrow Raisin', Heart
Stoppin', Elbow Droppin', limosine ridin', Peek-a-Boo Hidin', Pie Grabbin', PEOPLE'S
CHAMPION.. ' UwA Interviewer ' TERRI RUNNELS: "
So Rock, how about that mouthful of strudel you promised me? "
Ha Ha Ha, The Rock is
hyper-ventalating for christ sake. Somebody get him some water.. wait, no one else is
here. The Rock walks off grabbing Terri's
shirt off tossing it backwards. They walk forward so we can only see Terri's naked back.
What a lucky guy that Rock really is. Well, it's safe to say, Rocky's back!
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