Last week on raw, the rock was in a fatal four way match against Christian, Evan Karagias and finally Stone cold Steve Austin who the rock will face tonight in what is one of the most if not the most original and strange matches that will ever take place in the wwe. The match will be a Hollywood studio match. Backstage is set up like a Hollywood studio set, personally designed by the rock himself. The winner is the first person to go through the studio door and in order to do that, they are going to have to beat the living crap out of the other person in the match. This match has the making to go down as one of the greats as two of the wwe’s finest superstars square off against one another in what is sure to entertain all who watch.

Outside of wwe new york there are crowds going right back down to the end of the block as hoards of people are trying to get in to have a drink and have a good night out. Then a limo pulls up outside of the building as the driver walks round and opens the door the great one steps out dressed in a flash, expensive shirt and trousers. The crowd roar as the rock makes his way inside as he is surrounded by the crowd. Rock just smiles and walks in. Then rock calls over one of the waiters.

{THE GREAT ONE} Yo Benson, get your monkey ass over here, the rock has arrived.

{ANNOYED WAITER} Yes rock sir, what can I do for you this fine evening?

{THE GREAT ONE} Damn, you know what you can do, you can use some deodorant you smell like a sick dog who got sick, licked that up and got sick again. When was the last time you showered, Sweet jusus, just get me to your best table and then you can get the hell out of the rocks face, he’s beginning to feel a bit queasy himself.

{PISSED OFF WAITER} Certainly sir, right this way.

the waiter shows rock to a table near the stage and in the corner there’s two chics with huge tits staring at the rock . The rock notices them and winks. They laugh.

{PISSED OFF WAITER} Is there anything I can get you sir?

{THE GREAT ONE} No Benson, the rock aint hungry or thirsty but you know what you can do, you can send two sodas to those two chicks over there that are gawkin at the rock and give them this message, there aint no way, and the rock means no way, that he would ever go near pieces of trash like you two, but enjoy the sodas.

{SLIGHTY LESS PISSED OFF WAITER} Yes sir!

Then the waiter walks off in a bad mood thanks to the rock. Then he smells his armpits.

{WAITER} Damn, he’s right, I do smell like a sick dog, who got sick, licked that up and got sick again. I’m takin the rest of the evening off, I need a shower.

Then the rock gets up on stage, one of the staff give him a stool and a mic. He sits on the stool and positions the mic. He looks at the staff member who gave him the stool and mic.

{THE GREAT ONE} What! No damn guitar, how the hell is the rock supposed to perform without a guitar, and don’t give the rock no crappy one otherwise he’ll slap the taste outta your mouth. Go on, do it.

The person goes and gets a guitar and then gives it to the rock.

{THE GREAT ONE} Thanks now move so the rock can perform to his fans. FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE BIG APPLE. And seeing as we are in the big apple, the rock just has to have some of that big apple, apple pie coz the rock knows no-one makes apple pie like they do in the big apple, but that’s for later on. But right now, seeing as we are in the one and only Madison square garden, the rock thought he would perform to the millions and millions of the rocks fans. First we’re gonna start off with a little introduction song. So listen up, here we go.