Been thinking about it... How about we just use the cell? I mean it'll be the last match, so why not the first? It'll be extreme and fans will love it...

No that's too lame. Maybe I can add fire- NO, ok completely erasing the cell, what should it be? Ladder match? NO, it should be out of the ring... Falls Count Anyhere? NO, I don't want it backstage neither, too risky. Street Fight? No, I don't even want to be close the arena. Boiling Water- No that's ridiculous! It needs to be a place im unfamiliar with, yet it's been done in the past and isn't uncalled for...

I've got it. The perfect stipulation for the Suicidal match is... Brawl... at a... Brawl at the Mall! Yes I like the sound of that. This match made extreme popular in the EWCL and I want to bring it into PWR. This would be the perfect chance to introduce Brawl at the Mall to PWR. Show the IWF guys what one is like. My opponent will have to accept this match, it's got Suicidal written all over it. I'll drag Macbeth to that damn place if I have to.

I don't think I've ever been to a mall once in my life. I spent most of my days inside playing D&D and watching wrestling. Well i'm definitely rolling the dice on this one. The mall is the last place I want to be wrestling, but that's the whole point of challenging myself. Beating Macbeth in the one store I despise the most. Where on Saturday afternoons, kids would socialize and buy things to make them acceptable to others. Acceptance. Yes, me and those kids have a lot in common only I'm gonna drag Macbeth by the neck through every single Finch store and make him bleed. All those stupid clothes that make my cringe are gonna be covered in Macbeths blood. For once I'll be more than happy to go into a mall just to beat the crap out of Macbeth and become champion. This is my chance to gain acceptance from the people. If I can gain their acceptance, more opportunities like this will come my way. I'll demand their acceptance if I have to.

Brawl at the Mall. The place where people Christmas shop to give people gifts that make them, "happy." Pfff not once did I ever ask for a gift from anyone, that's just pathetic. If I wanted to celebrate the birth of Christ I'll do it the right way, until then keep your stupid presents away from me. But like I said, most people Christmas shop to bring happiness to others, but for me the only happiness for me in that mall is winning. Fighting for my life to win. Doesn't sound like a normal Christmas gift? Well it's the only gift I can ask for in my life. There's nothing else I want more than to be Suicidal Champion. I don't care how low or high it is up the ladder, I just WANT it. I want to be champion on my own, wearing the only thing that can make me feel acceptable: Gold. Not just gold, wrestling gold. Wrestling Gold- The thing everyone wants, but only few can recieve. I want to be one of the few that can hold the Suicidal Title. I want to start it's history and be remembered years from now by future holders. I feel i'm capable of being an inspiration to some people out there. I go out every night, give it my best and walk out with my head up ready for the next week. My losses have never really gotten to me eventhough they should. Losing is a big part of my life and it's helped me so much. I'm so used to failure that I can go unharmed by it. But now, I need this win so bad. I want to prove that i'm capable of defeating a legitimate wrestler and i'm the future of the business. Years from now I want to be able to look back at the day I beat Macbeth for the Suicidal Title inside the Mall. This Sunday, I will become Impossible and I will tear down that Mall and Macbeth. I will stand over the destruction I leave behind with the title in my hands. I'll have put more destruction on that mall than any schoolgirl could. Then I'll jog to the arena, sweat pouring from my head mixed in with blood and hear the cheers from fans miles away. I'll have brought them the greatest gift from the mall, The Suicidal Championship.

Just in time to see my Father's match where he will be named the World Champion. The competition is fierce and large, but I know my Father can do it. He's "The" Nick Dangerous. The Father of Dangerism, Canada and once the Father of the Universe. He's capable of so much it amazes me every day of how talented he is. It's his time to become a legend and start PWR they way it should have. PWR doesn't need a group of Anarchists going around causing hell, it needs the most legitimate competitor holding the World Championship. Looking at the card, I only see one, maybe two, but one more deserving. His name is Nick Dangerous and I have faith that he'll walk out the World Champion this Sunday. He'll have beaten five men. The five greatest wrestlers in wrestling today, what more will there be left to prove after he's conquered wrestling? Sure, more will come but do you think they stand a chance against Dangerism, especially when it's this strong? No way, Dangerism is still in it's prime and it has many more years to rule wrestling.

It's so good to see us all getting along so well and working as a team again. We definitely need to not only for ourselves, but for Dangerist. Two weeks ago I thought we were falling apart, but now even with some small problems, we've gotten ourselves into our own title matches. We'll be like leaders of the new PWR. Not even Anarchy can do anything about that, no one can. It's something everyone must live with. This week Macbeth is the only man standing in my way of a title win. We'll both be doing what we feels necessary to win the match, but in the end I will stand victorious. I want this more than Macbeth and I won't let this match go any other way. I know i'm in for an ass kicking, but it won't be the first time. I can recieve more pain than Macbeth can deliver and in the end he will hurt more. Dangerism is on my side this week and I know it's more than Macbeth has.

Dangerism will reunite the next week at Glory. I can already imagine seeing Monroe stomping around looking for a fight to pick with us like it's our fault he failed. This is his own fault, for him this really is going to be Christmas in Hell and the only thing he'll be getting from St. Nick is an ass kicking. Dangerism will own the night, and start the new year off as Impossible Champions.

The scene opens in Nick's living room where Zachalous has Wayne in a Dangerous Armbar.

Zachalous: TAAAAP!

Wayne: I B TOPPIN FUR 5 MINITS NOW.

Zachalous: HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH?!

Wayne: Uhhh Yes!

Zachalous lets go of the hold and helps Wayne up.

Zachalous: So was it painful? DID YOU FEEEEEL THE PAIN?

Wayne: Uhhh Ya surrre...

Zachalous: I'm becoming so good with this Armbar, I might have to put Nick in it just to show him how bad ass I am.

Wayne: OooO, I hov an idea!

Zachalous: Wot? What is it Wayne?

Wayne: You surprise Nik with the Armbar! He comes thru the dor and DANGEROUS ARMBRA.

Zachalous: Hmm... It would be a nice surprise too... He totally wouldn't be expecting it, and he'd be very proud.

Wayne: Juz make surre you don hurt im.

Zachalous: I would never hurt Nick! I have self-control.

Wayne: Wut about that time you almost him im wit da bat?

Zachalous: Accident.

Wayne: You wun be to diztract im?

Zachalous: Yeah... Just... Uhh hug him and whisper in his ear, and I'll jump in and get him with the armbar.

Wayne: OooO sonds like a good plon!

Zachalous: It totally is...

Zachalous makes his way to the mini fridge in the basement that he got Nick for Christmas. He picks out a Soda for himself and digs in the freezer for a popsicle for Wayne.

Wayne: I luv popsicles...

Zachalous: Peter Tigers gonna be at the party Wayne. I want you on your best behavior!

Wayne: I will I will... But you hof to be on urs!

Zachalous: Wot? I am! I've got so many things planned for this big party...

Wayne: Like wut?

Zachalous: Uhhhhhh... I invited Cazzo, Pilchard, Tiger, You, Nick, and Tara.

Wayne: You invited casso!?

Zachalous: Yeah! He's like my half dad... I couldn't just not invite him, the poor man is spending his holidays in crutches.

Wayne: Hmm wut are we all gun do?

Zachalous: Eat pizza... Drink soda... Watch some DangerVideos...

Wayne: Like wut?

Zachalous: Liiiike... His first match! Yeah and his match with G-flem, Drone, Campbell, Corvik, and a whole bunch of others... Oh and our Tag Match, yeah that's a good one.

Wayne: Clossix!

Zachalous: Then maybe some DangerTrivia...

Wayne: Ah thots ez.

Zachalous: Oh is it? Then tell me, what is Nick's favorite food?

Wayne: Wut?!

Zachalous: What is Nick's favorite food?

Wayne: Wut duz dat hofta do wit wresslin?

Zachalous: ARE YOU KIDDING? Nick has to eat the right foods in order to do the Dangerous Armbar!

Wayne: Oh... Wel I donno mon.

Zachalous: CHICKEN SALAD.

Wayne: I knew dat!

Zachalous: You got owned by a sandwich man... Better go study, there's gonna be some TigerTrivia, ZachaTrivia, CazzoTrivia, MAYBE even some JamaicanTrivia.

Wayne unwraps a grape popsicle and takes a big bite out of it. Zachalous pops open his soda and takes a drink.

Wayne: We cood osk wut Petars faverit porn iz!

Zachalous: Wot?! Uhh sure... But focus on Nick's achievments, it's a special night for him. He's gonna be World Champ on Sunday!!!

Wayne: OooOooO... Hey I wunder wut my popsickel dipped in sota wood tazte like...

Zachalous: That's gross dude...

Wayne holds his popsicle over Zachalous's soda as Zachalous pulls the bottle away.

Wayne: Oh... ok.

Zachalous throws Wayne's popsicle on the ground as the scene fades black.

The days are diminishing very quickly until Christmas in Hell and I have to focus on my match. I've got it away from Anarchy and anything else that could make it go wrong. Now it's just up to me to get the job done. I know it won't be easy, but my mission is to only bring the Suicidal Title to Dangerism, nothing more. I'll make this match with Macbeth as quick as possible and hopefully take in as little pain as possible. I have a feeling Nick may need my help in the Main Event incase some one steps out of line. But my main concern is to win my match and become:

PWR Suicidal Champion: Zachalous Dangerous