
Lets review what exactly happened to me... I've got Monroe right where I want him... Cazzo comes out distracting me...I then feel a sharp pain as my knee caves in. From there I was Deicided what 4 times? Pfff I lost count really. Monroe inflicted so much pain I couldn't remember what moves he laid me out with. I didn't care how pathetic or weak I looked, I just wanted to show Monroe that i'm not afraid of his Anarchy. Do I seem like a failure to your Monroe? Boy, you have a very strong opinion about me... What is this like the second week running you've referred to me as, "The Failure?" I'm glad you feel that way about me. I remember the bullies in school that used to pick on me. Those assholes jocks that would always tease me and throw me down making me feel like an outcast. Heh, the other day I saw one bagging my groceries. It made me feel so good as I watched him pack up my soda being careful not to drop it. That's who you remind me of Monroe. I will be the victor in the end. I will stand taller and you will be beneath Dangerism. It's a scary thought isn't it Monroe? Good job though with your whole Deicide rampage last week.
Deicide- something i'm very familiar with now. How could I forget that nasty DDT off the ring after having that damn ring bell flung into my temple? Hurt like hell but I thought to myself, with the little energy I had left in my brain, Monroe better finish me. And that's what happened. I walked up the aisle leaving a bloody trail behind me and stood up to that bastard. I showed him no fear, just I like I did before the match. He may be the better man, but he's not the bigger. He's got some amazing and innovating moves, but he's not as fearful as he may think he is. If he thinks people like Dangerism are just gonna sit back and let Anarchy take control over this elite promotion, he's wrong. It's not a one-sided war, you've got Anarcy on one side, and Dangerism on the other. And then there's the neutral guys in the middle that do nothing but feel protected. Dangerism will win this war for PWR like the good men that we are. Control will be safe with Dangerism and be handled with respect. It's not like we really need it anyways. Dangerism isn't about taking control from the federation, we just destroy the competition so bad that it seems like we control everything.
I found out this week that I wouldn't be facing anyone from Anarchy. I'm sorta relieved and at the same time disappointed. In my current state I can't compete with these guys and stand a chance at winning, hell I probably wouldn't stand a chance at 110%. So I've pretty much dodged a major ass kicking this week. Atleast, I think I have. Avoiding a weekly ass kick seems inevitable most of the time. My main concern this week IS winning that match though. I really don't give a damn about 75% of the competition in this match, and I don't think they really care neither. G-Flems the only guy I know well and last week we both tasted defeat.
See where honor gets you G-Flem? I don't think you do, you never have. You can walk around with all the honor in the world and be the biggest failure in wrestling. Wrestling isn't just two guys walking to the ring and grappling anymore. Today you have to watch out for EVERYTHING because you know the referee can't. G-Flem... still stuck in the 70s thinking fairplay will get him anywhere. I don't see how this is a shock to you G-Flem, by now you should know how to play this game. Was the beating Dangerism gave you in EWCL not enough? I can't believe after all that you're just realizing that there's people who will cheat to win. Chair to head? Old trick a big man like you should've been able to overcome. Whore on the apron? If you wrestled in the 90s you should know women like to play bigger roles than they should in wrestling. Come on Ryan, if little things like this upset you, you won't last very long. I know what you're capable of, and you could've been moving up instead of down this week. You have so much potential, the only thing holding you down is this "honor" you speak of. I'm not saying honor is a bad thing, I have honor for Dangerism and I feel like it's helping me improve. But go ahead and bring your honor to the ring this week Flem. I'll show you what I think of your honor with a swift chairshot to your face. Atleast you'll be expecting it this week. It won't be so much like a rude welcoming, instead more like a "hey whats up?" from an old friend.
The scene opens late at night next to the hospital bed Zachalous is sleeping in. The lights are turned off as the television screen plays some Linkin Park video on MTV. Dean Thornton takes off his jacket and lays it on the foot of the bed. He then goes behind the camera and picks up a basket. The basket holds a liter bottle of soda and some balloons at the top. Dean goes back to turn on the lights waking up Zachalous.
Zachalous: WHO'S THERE?!
Dean Thornton: It's me. Shut up or I'll kill you.
Zachalous: Wot?!
Dean Thornton: You heard me... you son of a bitch!
Zachalous: Oh come on!
Dean Thornton: You think i'm kidding boy?
Zachalous: Well you've got a basket with soda and Get Well balloons...
Dean Thornton: Here take them and get well.
Zachalous: I totally will... I've got that big match this Sunday.
Dean Thornton: Yeah... But what i'm really here for, is to ask you a favor.
Zachalous: You want an interview!?
Dean Thornton: No- I mean... sure whatever you want. That's what the cameras for son. But that's not all I came here for...
Zachalous: What do you want then?
Dean Thornton: I want you to tell boss that last week we were just kidding around.
Zachalous: But- But you weren't! You said some things that really hurt me.
Dean Thornton: Listen you little bastard... If you don't then I'll kill you!
Zachalous: Wot? No you won't!
Dean Thornton: You don't believe me?! How about I start.
Dean pulls the IV out of Zachalous's hand. Zachalous begins to go crazy, throwing his legs and arms around like he's having a seizure.
Zachalous: AUGAHGAUGHAGUHASUHGAUHGAUGHAUHGUAHG!
Dean Thornton: Shut up...
Zachalous: AAAAAUUUUGHHHHHH!
Dean Thornton: STOP WHINING!
Dean slaps Zachalous across the face.
Zachalous: HEY!
Dean Thornton: WELL SHUTTUP BEFORE I PUT MY FIST IN YOUR STOMACH AND TWIST YOUR SPINE OUT!!!
Zachalous: OK! I'm shutting up... So all you want is for me to tell Cazzo that you were just kidding?
Dean Thornton: Yeah, and that you don't want me fired.
Zachalous: Ok... I'll do it... if you open my soda.
Dean Thornton: Sure no problem.
Dean twists the cap off for Zachalous and places it in his lap.
Zachalous: Haven't had a Gingerale in months...
Dean Thornton: Well I should get going now-
Zachalous: Wait what about our interview? Come on I know you've got some questions you wanna ask!
Dean Thornton: Not really...Well I probably should since my careers in jeopardy.
Zachalous: Lets dew this!
Dean Thornton: Ok Ok... So umm hey, how's it feelto be awarded quote of the week on the official PWR website?
Zachalous: Wot? PWR has a website?! Wow... I'll have to bookmark that when I get home. Write it down for me Dean, but you better not trick me into going to a pron website. I've got enough of those already.
Dean Thornton: Pron? What the hell is pron?
Zachalous: Oh come on! Everyone knows what pron is.
Dean Thornton: Right... Don't worry it's not, "pron." So what's your relationship with Peter Tiger now?
Zachalous: Well the other day, I set his laptop desktop to that picture on tubgirl.com...
Dean Thornton: I don't know what that is... but good job.
Zachalous: Thanks.
Dean Thornton: Ok what about you and Nick?
Zachalous: Me and Nick are cool again. He came to visit me sometime after the show and we talked about stuff.
Dean Thornton: What are ya'll gonna do for the holidays>
Zachalous: Well I wanted to build a snow man, have snowball fights, and go carolling but some one isn't in the Christmas spirit, dad. But we are going to show you what a Dangerous Christmas is all about.
Dean Thornton: And what the hell is it all about?
Zachalous: We're gonna have this big Christmas party with presents and food and old tapes and... oh man you'll just have to see it! It's a special promo that only happens once a year.
Dean Thornton: I didn't know Nick did Christmas parties...
Zachalous: I just told him it was gonna be a party... I didn't mention Christmas. But I have a feeling he will like this idea! It's not just Christmas, it's a Dangerous Christmas.
Dean Thornton: Are there gonna be any chicks there?
Zachalous: WOT?!
Dean Thornton: I mean! Oh crap...
Zachalous: Did you just ask if there were gonna be chicks?!
Dean Thornton: NO.
Dean's face turns red as he begins to walk away with his jacket under his arm.
Zachalous: Oh come on Dean! Now that you mention it, there ARE gonna be chicks there.
Scene fades...