Latest Update: 21/3/2004
The 3WA-J has successfully begun the invasion against its mother-company, 3WA. Here is a transcript of the events of that evening.
¤"I Stay Away" By Alice in Chains hits the PA system, as Mitsuahru Misawa comes out onto the stage! He's followed by Kenta Kobashi, and Eric Esch, and Keiji Mutoh, Vader, the Great Sasuke, Jushin Liger, TAKA Michinoku, Matt LeRoux, Shinjiro Otahni, OuTtKaSt, who's wearing the 3WA Jr. Heavyweight title belt, Impacto, Atlantis, Toshiaki Kawada, Taiyo Kea, Taz, Men's Teioh, and Dragon Kid! The handfull of members of the 3WA-Japan head towards the ring and file around it as the stunned and confused members of the 3WA watch. After they circle the ring, Sam The Egg walks onto the stage! He has a mic wrangler toss him a mic, clears his throat, and raises the mic¤
STE: Good evening! I know some of you in there know who I am, we've met before, but for those of you who don't, my name is Sam The Egg!
¤Several of the 3WA members snicker at the name¤
STE: Shut up. Anyways, I run 3WA Japan, the men surrounding the ring are members of it. What's that? You've never heard of us? That's just one of the many complaints that these guys have against that man ¤points to Riot¤ that I will be voicing here tonight. But before I do, let me ask you a rhetorical question. Back before you started it, who was one of the main guys behind you starting it? Who was the one who picked out the roster? Who's idea was it to take the vacant Jr. Heavyweight title and bring it to Japan? And who's idea was it to fire Kanemoto and put ME in charge of it? You remember, don't you Riot? It was me. I had a bigger part in starting 3WA-J than you did. I'd heard you were thinking of branching out, so I jumped on the idea. Because I knew that it would be easy to gain total control of it. Now, I didn't know I was going to do this, not the whole time. Because if I did I would have done it already. Although if not for some delays for one thing or another, it would have been done a while ago, but that's besides the point. No, I just got into it because I knew I'd be able to use it to my advantage in one way or another. But I made sure it seemed like you were in control so as not to arouse suspicion, but I was the one controlling it the whole time. Heh, I don't think there was a point where you had much control over it at all, Riot. But it wasn't until after I joined you officially in the nWo that I thought of this. I had the plan, but no real way of executing it. I was still on the outside. But then I had a certain match, that I'm not going to go into, that gave me an out. I convinced you, very easily, to put me in charge of 3WA-Japan instead of Kanemoto. And that was all I needed. I had all the means for an invasion, or insurrection as is more accurate. I didn't even need to convince the workers, since I'd had to cover for your neglect of them from day one. Frankly, Riot, they were tired of your poor management. Did you know that you didn't even change the name when you switched over from XHWF to 3WA? I had to do that. But that's all in the past now, it's time to move on. Now, I'll try not to take up too much of your time, you all have some serious sitting around to do, so I'll get straight to what I want. It's simple, really, I just want one thing...the 3WA. I'll take over ownership and presidency and CEO...hood...ness...and you'll do nothing, so it won't be that much of a change for you. If you're really nice, I'll let you stay as a wrestler. And to you other guys, don't worry, I'll only be firing a fe- ¤He stops short. He squints and looks over everybody in the ring¤ You're missing some people. Oh well, we'll just meet them in person later. But I digress. I'll only be firing a few of you, and it looks like most of the one's I'll be firing aren't in the ring right now. And as a showing of mercy, to show my leadership abilities, I'm not going to have my guys go in there and maim you. I could...God knows you're outnumbered by just a handfull of the 3WA-J wrestlers...but I won't. No, I'm not going to do something so drastic and unnecissary like Riot here would. So. When can I expect the paperwork turning the 3WA over to me?
¤Everybody turns to look at Riot, who looks from them to Sam and back. He does this a few times before he tentatively calls for a mic¤
Riot: What are you talking to me for? I don't control the 3WA anymore...
STE: ¤Smiles¤ You lost it already? Well, who does? I'll get it from them.
Riot: ...¤mutters something too low to be heard¤
STE: What was that?
Riot: ¤Mutters it louder, but still can barely not be heard¤
STE: Come on, we don't have all night, who controls the 3WA?
Riot: STRONG BAD!
¤There is a short stunned silence among the 3WA-J roster, while Riot looks anxious and kind of embarassed. Suddenly, Sam breaks out into uncontrolable laughter, and a handfull of the 3WA-J wrestlers do the same¤
STE: You lo- ¤grabs his sides and continues laughing. He wipes his eyes and calms himself down¤ you lost control to Strong Ba- ¤Before he can finish his sentence he loses it and starts to laugh again. Once he calms down he picks up the mic, which he had dropped in the fit of laughter, and starts to speak again¤ You mean you lost control...all of it...of 3WA...to Strong Bad? The e-mail guy with the boxing gloves? How on Earth did you lose your company to HIM? I guess that explains a lot. Well, I suppose it was inevitable that you'd lose it to somebody, but I figured if it was anybody that was on the roster at the time, it'd be Hell Hound. Well, if...hehehahahaha....¤calms himself down before he has another fit of laughter¤...if Strong Bad runs the 3WA, lets get him out here and I'll get control from him.
¤The screen switches from showing a selected view of the situation to showing Strong Bad in his office. The view shows his face, and the back of the computer. He nervously looks at the camera and back to the screen of the monitor¤
SB: Oh, well, Sam...the Egg...I'd LOOOVE to head down there and give you the 'ol Ninja Bandit Boss Gregor treatment...but, uh...¤clicks his mouse and types some buttons¤ Oh! Look, I have an e-mail I need to answer...ya know, seeing as how I'm just the e-mail guy and all. ¤Turns to look at the monitor¤ Well, time to check the e-mail. ¤nervously speaking as if he were reading¤
"Dear Strong Bad...er, Stong Bah...You've, uh, been working pretty hard at 3WA, you should...uh...take a vacation!-...again...Craptastically yours...Brotha Cheese...again"
Well, Brotha, I have been working pretty hard. I guess I'll just...take a vacation...again. Oh, the 3WA. I'd forgotten all about it. Riot, you can be in charge until I get back. So...bye. ¤Runs off screen¤
STE: ¤Stares at the screen, blinks a couple times, then he turns back to the ring and looks at Riot and smiles¤ Well, it looks like you've got your company back. You're probably just as surprised by it as I am, so I'll give you a couple days to collect yourself. I'll await a favorable response. Come on, guys. ¤He motions for the 3WA-J wrestlers to follow him, and they file away from the ring and to the back¤
¤Fade to black¤
