€Riot, Raven, Snake, eClipse, Buster and Cobra walk into the mall of america.€
Riot: Ok, we meet at the food court at 12:30, and if any one of you get in to trouble, I don't know you, got it?
All the rest: Yeeees....
€Suddenly Raven stops, and has a euphoric look on his face as he looks at a small booth attached to the wall.€
Snake: Hey! Raven! What the hell are you doing?
Raven: €as if he were in a trance€ Complaint...department...
Snake: Oh, great. We've lost him.
Riot: Forget him, I'm gonna find Managment...
Buster: I'm gonna look for Kids-R-Us!
Cobra: Hey, you! €walks up to a Random Patron€ What'd you say? DO YOU WANNA FIGHT COBRA?!
Patron: What?!
Cobra: Shut up! HEY ROB!
€Rob comes up out of the wishing well.€
Rob: That's IT! You've been talking shit about my man Cobra for TOO LONG! It's clubberin time!
€Cobrob beat up the Random Patron€
eClipse: Man...that's awesome. Ok, where's Funcoland?
Snake: €looks around€ Great...
€cuts to Riot in the managers office.€
Riot: Your mall is a fine mall, but it could be better, a LOT better. And I've got the ideas to make it better. Take a walk with me, Dave.
Manager: My name's Larry, actually.
Riot: That's great, Dave. Now, if you'll just come with me, I'll show you what ideas I have that could make this THE mall in America.
€They get up and walk along the halls to the main mall area. A woman in a uniform wearing a 'Complaint Department' badge is seen being carried crying€
Larry: This is Susan, Susan what's wrong?
Susan: €Still crying€ They were screaming! He just wouldn't let it be! And they were screaming! The children were screaming! €completely breaks down crying€ I JUST COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAID!!!
Riot: Oh! Raven, not again!
€they walk to the main mall where eClipse is seen running full speed away from Funcoland€
eClipse: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
€cuts to Buster at the Kids-R-Us clothes store, looking at kids T-Shirts of him without his shirt all oiled up€
Buster: Yeah, this IS a great shirt for kids...I wonder if I have any fans. €he watches a mother sending her 8 year old looking son into a dressing room.€
Buster: Excuse me, miss, I'm a wrestler, your son probably watches me on TV. I'd like to go and sign an autograph for him.
Mother: Well, I do-
Buster: That's great, I've got a pen.
€Buster walks into the dressing room.€
Buster: Hey, kid! Here, have this shirt. I could keep it, but it's too small for my big, big muscles! *Smile!*
Kid: WOW, it's BUSTER!
Buster: That's right. I'd like to sign an autograph for you if that's ok. *smile*
Kid: That'd be awesome! *wink, smile*
Buster: Lemmie just come in here, and close this door so we don't get more kids coming in here.
€Buster closes the door and hears a click.€
Buster: What was that? €tries to open door€ Oh no! IT'S STUCK! WE'RE STUCK IN HERE TO DIE!
Kid: You've gotta-
Buster: Don't speak. I know it's hard that you'll have to spend the last 3 days of your precious young life in here with me and my manhood, but you'll cope in time. Also, don't breathe, my manhood needs air.
Kid: There's no roof.
Buster: I said no talking! I'll sing a song to soothe your spirit. €Sings€ Aye, aye aye aye, Sunshine on my shoulders. Aye, aye aye aye, it's off to the fair I go. Aye, aye aye aye, I'm enjoying life now. Aye, aye aye aye, refreshing mango drink.
Kid: €Opens door€ Door's open, we can leave now.
Buster: OH THANK GOD! €Hugs kid€ You saved my life! €Kisses kid full on the mouth.€
Kid: €starts crying€ I'm so luckyyyyyyyy!!!
€scene cuts to Cobra, Rob, and Snake being carried out in hand-cuffs, with Riot admonishing them€
Riot: I told you guys not to get into trouble, and that if you did, I DON'T KNOW YOU! But you associated yourselves with me AGAIN!
Snake: I didn't even DO anything, I was just looking at hummels! Those guys just said they were with me and they handcuffed me!
€Buster is rushed up to them, also in handcuffs€
Guard: We caught THIS one making out with a half-naked kid in the Kids-R-Us!
Buster: I was thanking him for getting me out!
Riot: Hey, where's Raven?
€they notice a crowd gathered outside looking and pointing at the roof€
Riot: Oh, no. €he runs out and sees Raven yelling on the roof€
Raven: WHAT ABOUT ME?! WHAT ABOUT RAVEN?! I got treated unfairly for YEARS in WCW, and then quit and had to wallow in the ECW midcard for 2 YEARS! WHAT ABOUT ME?! WHAT ABOUT RAVEN?! €Crowd cheers. Raven notice the reaction and reflects on it a bit€...€lifts his arms up in the air€ I AM A GOLDEN GOD! €Crowd cheers€
€Just then, JC in his Sea Man costume comes (hehe, comes) running up from the other end of the roof€
JC: SO AM I! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! €Jumps off the roof and lands on the cameraman, scene suddenly cuts to black...€
