¤Scene opens with paramedics carrying Snake into a hospital room on a gurney with Buster, Riot, and Mark Maretta following close behind.¤
Paramedic 1: What happened?
Riot: He tripped over a 3 ham omlet and fell down a flight of stairs.
Paramedic 2: That's IT?! He's got 2nd degree burns, a broken arm and broken ribs!
Riot: He get's injured easily. Very...very easily.
¤The paramedics get him into the room and onto his bed¤
Snake: I'm kicking those stair's asses and that omlet's ass as soon as I get out of here!
Mark Maretta: That's fine. The stairs are in your house as always and the omlet is in the fridge so you know where to find them.
Buster: Well, uh...if you guys don't mind, I'm going to check...out...the...pediatric ward...
Riot: Whatever, just behave yourself. We can't get banned from yet another hospital.
Buster: ¤walking out the door and down the hall¤ Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Riot: And sign their autographs on PAPER!
¤A male nurse comes in, weilding a hyperdermic needle¤
Guy Nurse: Ok, Mr. Fourskin-
Snake: WHAT?! IT'S PLISKIN, YOU IDIOT! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
Riot: SNAKE! It's fine! Buster probably just messed with your sheet or something.
GN: Anyways, just a little shot to kill the pain.
Riot: Hey, guy nurse, I've got an idea. How about instead of injecting him, you squirt it in his mouth like a squirt gun!
GN: Ya know, that idea might not be that bad.
Riot: WHAT?! I WORKED WEEKS ON THAT IDEA! YOU'RE FIRED! GAHHHHHHHHHH!
¤Riot jumps on him and punches him in the face 8 times before grabbing the needle and trying to stab him, but Maretta grabs his arm.¤
Mark: Riot! He LIKED the idea!
Riot: He did? Oh. Sorry, Guy...nurse
¤A security guard runs in¤
Guard: Hey, that guy you were with is in the pediatric ward and he's sti-
Riot: DAMNIT, BUSTER!
¤Riot runs towards the pediatric ward, but a gaggle of children running away block his path.¤
Off camera extra: Oh my God, not a chainsaw!
¤A flock of nurses and doctors runs screaming from off camera followed by JCval wearing a familiar outfit with SM on the chest¤
Sea Man: DO NOT FEAR, patrons, I, SEA MAN will save you!
¤Security guards are running around after JCval and Buster, Snake is trying to escape out the window to kick the omlet's ass, people are running around and screaming, but suddenly they all stop due to Riot's screaming¤
Riot: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! Somethings not right. Someone's not doing something. ¤Points off screen¤ YOU!
¤Camera pans over to Mark Maretta, who is sitting quietly in the corner reading a book.¤
Mark: What?
Riot: Why aren't you doing anything?
Mark: I don't have a gimmick.
Riot: Oh. Carry on everybody.
¤The pandemonium carries on and Mark goes back to reading his book as the scene fades to black¤
