God Hates Shaving
Welcome to God Hates Shaving. This website is handled by Rev. Stephen Jones. The mission of this website is to spread the word that:
God hates it when you cut your hair or shave and is also against surgery, ear peircing etc.:
They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their beard, nor make any cuttings in their flesh.
-Leviticus 19:27
Clocks are evil:
Ye shall not eat anything with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times
-Leviticus 19:26
In summary, if you have a heart attack, or have appendicitis or anything of the like, you must NOT have surgery. Hospitals that perform surgery are evil places and must be stopped. Catholic churches are hypocritical places, and must also be stopped.
Also, anybody who owns a watch or a clock is a wicked and filthy sinner and will burn in the depths of hell.
Because after all, if you're going to live by the bible, you may as well live by the whole thing.
