¤cuts to commissioner STRONG Bad in his office¤
SB: Hello. Recently during a tour of the midwest, the XHWF Superstars went to a Taco Bell. Lets see the results...
¤Raven examines his food¤
Raven: This isn't what I ordered! But that's much like my life. My life isn't what I ordered. What about me? What about Raven? They never have Fresca! What about Me? What about Raven? Snake, you and I are like lettuce and tomatoes. Seperate, nobody likes them. But together, and in the beans and meat that is the XHWF, we are flavorful and delicioius.
Quoth the Raven: Nevermore...
¤Buster walks in¤
Buster: I am nasty. I am mean! I am the meanest
nastiest, baddest pro wrestler in the sport!
Oh, thanks. Here, keep the change
Kid: Are you Buster *smiles*
Buster: Why, yes I am *winks and smiles*
Kid: Will you sign this?
Buster: Why, sure, but why don't we go to the bathroom
for that, there's...uh...better light
*smiles*
Kid: Boy, I'm lucky!
*smiles*
¤They walk to the bathroom as Kaen walks in¤
Kaen: hey give me a free chalupa
NOW i am the best i git aw orld tital shot and my peroid butin is brokin
¤As security kicks Kaen out, Riot walks in¤
*Goes up to the cashier*
Riot: Can we get custom things?
Guy: Uh...I guess...
Riot: Then give me some beans and lettuce and put it between 2 tortillas. I'll call it a...uh...New Mexican Sandwich
Guy: HAW HAW HAW! That has to be the stupidest idea Ive hever heard
Riot: Shut up! It took me a long time to think of that! You're fired!
Guy: I don't work for you
*Riot jumps over the register and beats up the
guy*
Riot: Beating up every cashier in his path
*RVD walks into the taco bell and sees someone on a ladder painting the ceiling*
RVD: Oh, man...
*Knocks off the painter and dives off the ladder through a customer*
Other Customer: You okay?
RVD: It's cool, cause I'm R! V! Damn, I'm hungry. I could eat like 80 tacos
Cashier: Why are you wearing your singlet?
¤Goldust comes in and goes up to the Cashier¤
Cashier: Welcome to Taco Bell, would you like to try a taco for only 49¢?
Goldust: No, I've never liked tacos...
but how about a, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh *touches himself*...burrito?
*bites at the cashier*
Booker T: Now can you dig THAT?
¤Impacto goes in and goes the the Cashier¤
Impacto: ¡Déme un taco, perra!
Cashier: Uh...
*JCval walks into the Taco Bell and sees like 10 guys in an nWo shirt (yep, 10 guys in one shirt)*
some Guy: Hey, JCval, we're gonna kick your ass! Yo!
JCval: I'm the best wrestler ever!
Other Guy: Man, you're stupid!
JCval: No I'm not, and here's a poem to prove it
Other Guy: Your poems suck!
JCval: ARE YOU CRITICIZING MY ROLE PLA- I MEAN PROMOS?! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
*JC procedes to beat up every single member of the gang, not even breaking a sweat even though they break tables, bottles, and a little replica of the Statue of Liberty over his face*
Cashier: Here, have a free taco
JC: Is there Jam on it?
*Sam the Egg runs in and kicks JC in the nuts*
STE: *to camera* Snooch to the Nooch!
*Grabs the taco and runs out*
JC: My nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!
Raph: Uh...you da man, yo!
Cashier: AH! Where the hell did you come from?!
*Xtream walks into the Taco Bell*
Xtream: Ok, I'm DA Man and while Im in here this is gonna be DA Taco Bell, this is DA floor, that's DA Wall, that's DA...other...wall...
that's DA cash register, that's DA Cashier, that's DA JCval laying on the ground covering his nuts, that's DA kid running out of the bathroom crying, that's DA soda fountain...
and you, give me DA number 2 special!
And give me DA hot sauce cause Im gonna GO XTREAM!!!
*walks out having bought nothing, with everyone staring in confusion*
*Super K walks into the bathroom to see Buster molesting a little boy*
Super K: HOLY CRAP! I'm gonna tell EVERYBODY!
*Runs out of the bathroom*
Buster:Uh...crap
Little Boy: I'm *sob* So...*sob* Luuuuuuuuuuucky! WHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *sobs in pain*
Buster: oh, shut up, I'm just feeling on you!
*Snake walks into the Taco Bell*
Snake: Wait...Oh, no! Koopa Troopas!
*Raven walks up to him*
Raven: Come on, Snake, Lettuce and Tomatoes!
*Hell Hound walks into the Taco Bell*
HH: Hi, can I get 2 chalupas, with beans instead of meat, a couple of tacos and a mexican pizza?
Cashier: Sure, that'll be $9.50, will there be anything to drink with that?
HH: uhhhhhhh... a medium Fresca
Cashier: Sorry, we don't carry Fresca
HH: Damn, a medium Sprite
*HH collects his food, pays, and leaves*
Cashier: Well, finally a normal one comes in here a- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Head Explodes*
HH: *Walking to his car* Heh, works every time...
¤Later that night, the employees are all punching out. The one who's head exploded recoverd in a minute or so.¤
Booker T: *Runs up to Cashier* SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
¤Fades to black¤
