€Scene opens with Riot, Zerb, Buster, Snake, and RVD walking into Disney World€
Riot: Ok, I want you 4 to behave. No beating people up like you did to JR, ok?
All: yeeeeeeeeees...
Riot: Good. Now-
RVD:€Spots Space Mountain€ Duuuuuuuuuuuuude...
Buster: Oh, God, someone catch him.
€They all run after RVD who's making a mad dash for Space Mountain€
Riot: Stop! Forget it. Let him go, hes gotta learn sometime. Hey, you, uh...employee!
Snack Vendor: Yes?
Riot: Where's the creative department, I've got a great idea for a ride.
SV:€Snickers€Uh...I know the creative department, I can relay the message.
Riot: Good. Ok, it starts out, you're in a spaceship looking thing. A screen shows an alien who says he's gonna take over your ship. Now, here's the awesome part, holograms of the fight between the captain and the alien are shown in the middle! It's Great! HA!
SV: That's the worst idea I've ever heard!
Riot: grrrrrrrrrrrrr, YOU'RE FIRED!€Jumps over the counter at the Vendor€
Riot:€Smashing a Donald Duck bank over the Vendor's head€It took me weeks to think of that idea, you heartless bastard!
€Suddenly, a guy in a Mickey Mouse suit walks up€
MM: Stop! Cease and dissest this inconsiquential bickering. Disney World is a place where the dreams of your darkest nightmares come true. But stay! My mind has informed me of an idea that will come to pass! Take my hand, my mouskateers, and I will take you to dark and fanciful places that you never have beeeeeeeeeeeeen!
Buster: Aren't you the Ultimate Warrior?
Warrior:€Takes off his mask€ How, muscled companion, did you know, in your troubled yet clever mind, that my true identity was not that of the magical mouse who makes your dreams come true?
Buster: uh...
Little Boy:€Screams and points at the Warrior€ He cut off Mickeys head!
Buster: €walks over quickly to console the boy€ Aww, it's okay. Wanna go to the bathroom so I can give you an autograph?
Little Boy: Gee *sniff* I'm *sniff* lucky *sniff*
*smiles and winks*
Zerb: Wait...Bathrooms?
Snake: What about bathrooms?
Zerb:€running towards the nearest bathroom€ The stories, I've always wondered if they were true!
Riot: Aw, man. Buster, would you go after him, please?
Buster: Fiiiiiiiine. €Runs to the bathroom. He opens the door and hears Zerb laughing hysterically and a bunch of toilets flushing. He walks in and sees Zerb running back and forth in front of the urinals€
Buster: What the hell are you doing?!
Zerb:€laughing hysterically€ It's everything I've dreamed of! TOILETS THAT FLUSH BY THEMSELVES! €Laughing hysterically€
Buster: Well you get out of there?!€Grabs Zerb by the arm and drags him out of the bathroom€
Zerb: But...the...toilets...
€They walk outside to find people running and screaming and pointing in the direction of Space Mountain. Buster grabs someone and asks what's going on€
Random Patron: Some idiot in a Singlet is gonna jump off Space Mountain!
Buster: Damnit, Rob...
RVD: I AM A GOLDEN G- I MEAN THE WHOLE F'N SHOW!
€Jumps off space mountain and lands back first on a grassy area€
Riot: €Running up to RVD€ You okay?
RVD: There's a branch up my...€falls into unconciousness€
Riot: Alright, we've gotta get him to a hospital I guess... pick him up, we're leaving.
Snake: €Picking up RVD, under his breath€ Stupid stoner jumping off space mountain ruining Disney World€
€Group of about 20 or 30 security guards come up to them€
Main Guard: I'm sorry, you can't leave yet, we need to take you in for questioning.
Buster: What for?
MG: For that guy jumping off Space Mountain and this lady says her little boy came up to her crying about one of you sti-
JC:€Jumping on screen€I'll take care of these guys!
Zerb: JCval?
JC: By day I'm JCval, but by...uh...whenever I'm not JCval, I'm...€Rips off clothing to reveal a superhero outfit with 'SM' on the chest€ SEA MAN!
€Everybody breaks out laughing€
SM: What?
Riot: Oh, nothing...Semen...
€everybody breaks out laughing again€
SM: it's Sea Man! You guys get out of here, I'll take out the security!
€JC lunges at the now off-screen security guards€
Offscreen shouts from the fight: AHhhhhhhhhhh! Dear God, he's killing us! No, not there, AHHHHHH! Wait, not a chainsaw! €Chainsaw buzzing and various grunting€ Oh, no, now you've got the chainsaw and you're using it on me! AHHHH! Dear God he's beating me with my own liver!
€Sea Man/JC walks back on-screen covered in blood€
SM: You're free to leave.
€The group of XHWF wrestlers pick up RVD and walk off, giving JC/SM various disgusted looks€
SM: Boy, what an exciting day. €Spots an off-screen food stand€ Ooooh, jam...
€Walks off screen as the scene fades to black€
