€Scene opens at the residence of Jim Ross, XHWF announcer.€
€Jim Ross is tending to the fire under the assorted meat when Raven...well...he's just kinda there...€
Raven: Ya know, when I was little, my mother
said 'You'll never amount to anything so don't even try. You're just a cinder in the furnace of the damned...'
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!
Raven:...I...it means...What about me? What about Raven?! I never got a hot dog!
JR: THEN HERE! €Hands Raven a hot dog€ TAKE IT AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL BAH GA-I MEAN GO SIT OVER THERE BAH GAWD!!
Raven: Yes! €Happily takes the hot dog and runs to the corner to eat it€
Jeff Hardy: €Jumps up out of nowhere€ THAT'S NOT HOW YOU COOK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! €Runs to the house and climbs up on the roof€ I'm gonna live for the moment! €Jumps off the roof€
JR: GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! AS GAWD AS MAH WITNESS HE'S BROKEN IN HALF! HE FELL STRAIGHT TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL BAH GAWD! HOW THE HELL DO YOU LEARN TO FALL ON SNAKES CAR, HUH!?
Xtream: €Walks out of the house€ Alright! I'm DA Man, and this is DA back yard, that's DA redneck on DA Pcp on DA hood of DA Snakes Eclipse, that's DA chef, that's DA chicken gettn burnt by DA fire...
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!
Xtream: That's DA fence, that's DA guy in a singlet falling out of DA Plane...
RVD: €just before he hits the ground€ The magic elves told me I could flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! €Hits the ground€
JR: GOOD GOD THEY'VE KILLED HIM! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHT, AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS HE'S BROKEN IN HALF STRAIGHT TO HELL BAH GAWD! TOO BAD HE'S NOT A HOSS OR HE MIGHT'VE SURVIVED!
RVD: €getting up out of the hole€ Do I smell chicken, cause MAN, I'm hungry!
JR:€ignoring RVD as he gives Paul Heyman some chicken€ GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, PAUL, IS THIS ENOUGH CHICKEN?!
Heyman: More! More! More!
JR: BAH GAWD HERE YA GO! BAH THE WAY, THAT WAS SOME HOSS POTATO SALAD BAH GAWD! WHERE'D YA GET IT FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL BAH GAWD!?
Heyman: Store! Store! Store!
JR: GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! WHAT'D YOU HIT YOUR HEAD ON THIS TIME?!
Heyman: Door! Door! Door!
JR: BAH GAWD AH THINK THE JOKE'S RUN IT'S CORSE STRAIT TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL BAH GAWD!
Heyman: You're one to talk...jerk... €Takes his plate and walks to the table€
Buster: €From inside the house€ Hey, Jim, I think your bathrooms broke!€
JR: AH SONOFA BITCH! €Walks upstairs and opens the bathroom door to find Zerb€
JR: GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MAH TOILET?!
Zerb: €Giggles€ Sorry... €Walks out of the bathroom and heads to the back yard€
Buster: Is there another bathroom I could use, this kid wants an autograph. €Winks and smiles€
Kid: I'm so lucky! €Smiles€
JR: BAH GAWD!
€JR walks out to the living room to see Snake arguing with someone€
Snake: You don't talk to me that way! Did you fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?!
Other Person: I am your wife!
Snake: That doesn't matter, did you fuck my wife...
JR: *SIGH* DO THE DEPTHS OF HELL BAH GAWD...
€JR walks back to the back yard to see everybody surrounding him€
JR: BAH GAWD WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Snake: We've had it.
JR: HAD WHAT BAH GAWD?!
Buster: With the Hyperbole. We want you to stop talking in all caps
Heyman: No More! No More! No More!
Xtream: And that's DA sun, and that's DA grass, and that's DA-
€Super K hits him with a rock€
SK: Shut up you homo!
JR: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!
Snake: That's it, GET HIM!
€They all attack JR as the scene fades to black€
