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The Extremely

Legendary Champion

A.P. Feight

I Am The Lord of Darkness

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*** Flashbacks are cute, they give you a reason to remember the past. Tommy Knox is constantly looking at old matches that just so happen to have the Extremely Legendary Champion A.P. Feight in them. You got to wonder if Tommy Knox is trying to look up the competition or just is a fan himself? Nevertheless Tommy Knox will be attempting another victory on Our Legend and there are two things that will be stopping him A.P. Feight and Steven Striker. The Last couple of days A.P. Feight has been in training once again for his big triple threat match on Anarchy. He has jumped waterfalls and snowboard ramps and plans on jumping onto Tommy Knox with a steel chair over his already bashed skull. Steven Striker has already made it perfectly clear to A.P. Feight that he shows no respect and no self pity for neither of his opponents. A.P. Feight plans on shutting the book on there toes by dropping these rejects from the womb by Pain Thrilling them into a frenzy. End Of Story. Well, not the end of this story!***

***The Scene opens saying “This preview is approved for all audiences” than the scene cuts to black.***

Announcer: One Man One Desire. A Champion of champions will defend a life changing altercation for his life and his fans. Two other man training hard to destroy the thoughts of our eager champion.

A.P. Feight: I just wanna win. I mean I have to win this championship is all I have and all I will ever need. I just want to be someone. If that makes me a bad person I don’t know what to do.

***The scene goes from black to A.P. Feight on a appandoned street somewhere where he is running down with a determined look on his face. Than Text flys across the screen that says “Feighting Champion Part 3” Starring A.P. Feight than the text disappears and the words “and Samuel L Jackson as ‘The Trainer’” Samuels voice is dubbed over the picture***

Trainer: Keep running you crazy mutha fucka you got a championship to defend. You weak my friend you got lucky in that match you wanna know why my friend. Because you got balls. You went of pure balls against Bomber now you have to face some real competition and you don’t know what extreme is.

***The scene than goes to a scene where A.P. Feight is beat up and sitting on the floor in front of Samuel L Jackson***

Trainer: Now I can train you to use your Extreme abilities because you don’t know how to control yours for the common good. You got no control and its taking over you. But if you want me to train you, I need you to say one thing.

A.P. Feight: (gasping for air) Wha-What?

Trainer: Call me the baddest mutha fucka on the planet. Because I am.

A.P. Feight: You’re the Baddest mutha fucka on the planet.

Trainer: Well alright. Lets get started

***A.P. Feight stands up and out of nowhere Samuel takes a Florescent light tube and smashes it over A.P. Feights head***

Trainer: (sighs) This is going to take a lot of work.

***The scene goes to the scene back where A.P. Feight is running than the camera turns behind him as you can see Samuel on a tractor chasing A.P. Feight with a kendo stick.***

Announcer: A.P. Feight will be challenge to use his abilities beyond his skill. Starring A.P. Feight and Samuel L Jackson as “The Trainer” Samuel L Jackson plays his most challenging role yet. And also starring Jessica Alba as “The Girlfriend”

***The Scene than cuts to A.P. Feight pulling glass out of his body in the middle of his living room. Jessica than walks into the room all scared***

Jessica: You can’t do this to yourself Ashton just don’t go out there against those maniacs you need to end all this before you really get hurt. If you love me you’ll will stop this game and stay here with me. Stop coming home bloodied up and all out of energy. This isn’t you wheres my old Ashton?

A.P. Feight: Something is happening to me Mary I am not the same person anymore. I want more! I want to destroy my opponents by bashing there faces in for the people. Extreme is not just a division it’s a way of life! I need to keep the championship. It’s a addiction to me I am starting to like being hit with weapons and falling threw things! But what I love even more is watching those two maniacs getting smashed in by ME and keeping my championship

***The next scene shows A.P. Feight walking out to the ring and smashing some wrestler with a steel chair***

Announcer: And starring in his most evil role ever. Tim Curry stars as “The True Psycho Tommy Knox”! Tommy Knox is hungry for gold and will stop at nothing to destroy A.P. Feight and steal the championship.

Tim Curry: The Championship is going to be mine MWahhahahaha. (Smacks himself with a steel chair)

***The scene cuts to the other side of the ring where another wrestler is hiding behind the turnbuckle watching A.P. Feight and “Tommy Knox” go at it.***

Announcer: And now introducing David Arquette as “The Chosen One” Steven Striker!

David Arquette: Oh My God!! Is it all over yet!! AHHHH I didn’t sign up for this. WHeres my Latte!!!! Help Me!

***The Scene than cuts to a huge high spot where A.P. Feight jumps from the balcony onto Tim Curry and David Arquette threw 6 tables.***

Samuel: Oh GOD damn man. Get up A.P. Feight that was the worst high spot I ever seen my mother would be getting up from that! Just pin this guy so I can go to the strip club and show those ladies something Extreme!!

***The Next scene shows A.P. Feight getting onto the turnbuckle after his huge victory sporting the championship. Next Jessica Alba comes in and kisses A.P. Feight as his fans pick him up and puts him on their shoulders as the crowd explodes with cheer***

Announcer: If you want to see a true hero story where good overcomes evil. See A.P. Feight face Tommy Knox and Steven Striker for the Extreme Championship in the most epic battle ever produced by The Legend A.P. Feight. Coming to a GWA event near you!

***The Scene goes to black like someone hit the power off button on the remote. Funny because that’s exactly what happened A.P. Feight turned the TV off and the camera than turns to A.P. Feight sitting back on his chair in his locker room. He has a big smile and throws his Rock Hard Hand Signal.***

A Huge Victory Makes a Happy Ending

A.P. Feight: Talk about an Oscar winning performance ah? I love movies almost as much as I love Jessica Alba after that film. Oh man that was some fun stuff. But that doesn’t changed the face that I am going to make a complete joke of Steven Striker and Tommy Knox.. You see Steven Striker is just one of those guys who think he can just walk into this match and think that I will just hand it to him because he doesn’t even deserve to wrestle us like hes better than us or something. I mean seriously I don’t think he should even be aloud on the same planet as me let alone the same match. Just face it Steven you’re a wannabe wrestler. It’s a true fact that I am a real wrestler I got the gold and the mind set to prove it. But please don’t take my word for it Steven why don’t you just come and see what I got in my bag of tricks. And I am not talking about Felix the cats bag I am talking about A.P. Feights bag of tricks which include all the foreign objects in the proper proportions and the ass kicking knowledge that this Extremely Legendary Champion has in his head. Its all I need and all your going to see. I may talk a lot about you two jokers but when I get to the ring I don’t those out names or make jokes its all about the wrestling and believe me your going to get nothing less that a Grade A Extreme Wrestling match from the real deal champion A.P. Feight. White Trash wrestler? Boy I have had more Rolex’s that you have had years in your pathestic life and more houses than you have loses which is well along if I do say so myself. Ill be happy to add another loss to you huge losing record my friend. It will be my please to Pain Thrill your rich boy ass threw a table or two or even six like in my wonderful movie!

***A.P. Feight stands up and grabs a water from his fridge provided from the great sponsors of GWA***

Extremely Legendary Champion
A.P. Feight: I mean in all honestly would you expect anything less from a Extremely Legendary Champion. You get what you see here and whatever is just lying around. I got to see that lovely shpeal from Tommy Knox and your pal Goth. Its nice you guys are practically alike your both anti social now you can be antisocial together. Good stuff. But your new stable that you so nicely aligned yourself with isn’t going to help you. It seems that everyone in this federation is aligning themselves with some group I mean you got the lynch mob and zero tolerance and than you got the blood brothers and whatever you and Goth are in with whats his face felix or whatever. It doesn’t matter to me man I don’t need no group of people to get the job done for me. I don’t need some manager telling me what to do and I sure as hell don’t need atleast 4 other people watching my back. I am kinda like One Man Gang except One Man Gang kinda sucked and A.P. Feight is fucking amazing. You don’t have to believe me know I can just show you this anarchy I mean its no problem for me I love proving you morons wrong. But don’t get me wrong its not like I have “No Gimmicks” like that retard DVE I got one Gimmick that is me and that I am the Extremely Legendary Champion and it fits for me because its true and is proven time and time again. Plus I am way better of a singer than Tommy Knox I mean come on my Bulldog has a better voice than you and he licks his own ass. But in all respect I am happy you are fitting in with the rest of society now Tommy I mean your going to need all the help your going to get when I put you in the hospital because you got smacked between the eyes with a kendo stick. So I think you’ll get all that candy that patients love so much and not to mention you wont have to pay for the drugs youll be taking so you can start saving you money when you get out to buy some. Because you have got to be on something to think you beat me with a fluke or a lucky day because when I step in the ring with you I will finally lay to rest why I am better than you in every single way. I mean hell I beat you to your so called “Championship” before you could even get a taste and you never will. God as my witness you will have to pry this championship out of my cold dead fingers to even get a look at it. Than ill raise again and than smash your face in with another steel chair. OH that is Gunna HURT! WEEEEE. Bitch.

***A.P. Feight picks up the Extreme Championship and throws it over his shoulder and smile***

A.P. Feight: I just saw the little promo from Tommy Knox. And all I got to say is what in the hell was that?! Clearly that wasn’t my house nor the right part of town. But hey if you feel like making a complete joke of my life and my family you go right ahead. I don’t even have a sister! And my father has been dead for about a decade god rest him but I mean come on. A Butler!! A.P. Feight doesn’t need a freaking butler! If I did he would proably get kicked in the balls a hundred times a day I had people doing the work for me. That’s why I don’t do tag teams because I don’t need someone doing the work for me. I am impressed with the theatrics though I got to hand it to you. You really know what your doing don’t you. Nice move with the college ladies and all those trophies nice. I for one have a hell of a lot more trophies than you have shown. But in all honestly I am not sure if I should laugh or KICK YOU ASS RIGHT NOW. But you know what I have decided to laugh for now because come Anarchy I think ill just destroy you than. So until than ill just turn the channel and move on to better stuff. HAHA that accent!! HAHA Oh man. Well atleast you got a sense of humor. I feel sorry that after I smash your granium in with a steel folding chair you probably wont have a sense of humor after that. You go ahead and burn stuff like you usually do because I know your one of those pyro brothers but that’s ok ill just have to put you out along with you nasty smoking habit at Anarchy. Because one thing is crystal clear and that is that I am up to your level my friend I have spent weeks getting here and I will not be stopped by a Freak on a powertrip. So you go ahead burn ship wrap stuff and call it a sandwich because the only thing that’s going to be toasted is you and Striker. And you better believe Feight is walking out with the belt one way or another. No a damn thing that can be done!

***A.P. Feight gets really mad and all red but than calms down and straightens himself out and than looks to his shoulder and smiles***A.P. Feight: It sure is beautiful isn’t it the GWA Extreme Championship just they Way A.P. Feight likes it all shiny and like new. This Championship represents the best the Extreme Division has to offer. And the best the Extreme Division has to offer is me The Legend A.P. Feight. But just to keep things interesting why don’t I tell you something interesting about our friend Steven Striker. I mean its not like you guys didn’t know or not but Steven Striker is a Pussy Wet Rag and hes going to finally get his mouth shut for once in his pathestic rich boy life. Ill be waiting for you to show me this Extreme side you have. It made me laugh when I heard about it because I don’t think you have a extreme bone in your damn body small stuff. You can go bashing things in your little Apartment while I am relaxing in the penthouse sipping wine with the hunnies and envisioning me on the turnbuckle celebrating another victory against a bunch a retards I would trust with my worst enemies life because I know you guys would just fuck up. Plus I don’t know what the hell your problem is with the Pope because I clearly called him John you damn teenager. I mean if you wernt to busy laughing your ass off maybe you could even consider showing a little more respect. But you know what good for you, you go ahead and laugh now because its going to be the last time you get a laugh in on me my friend. For a guy who is all about winning I can see your really good at winning you got 6 wins out of what 22 or 25 matches I don’t know whatever but you can just add another lost to your infamous losing record. Because that’s whats going to happen your ego is getting the best of you little man and when I smash your face in maybe it will snap some damn sense into you. But don’t take my word for it just step up at Anarchy and see what Extreme really means in GWA. Now if you please I got some serious Extreme training to get to so beat it you can come back later kick back a cold one or whatever but that will be when this isn’t my locker room anymore now get to steppin’

***The Camera slowly backs out of the locker room as A.P. Feight slams the door as the scene fades to black***

Extreme Until the end!
I Am The Lord Of Darkness!!!!