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Cider Man

It was James D and Bad Azz who's booty was surrendered, leaving Ciderman and Kyle Court victourious. And for Al their hard work do they have a simple TagTeam match with the champions ahead of them? Oh no, because a couple of big mouthed cunts had too stick ther big noses in. Unlike Ciderman who of course is an honest professional who earns what he gets, two muppets called Carnage and James Cage, start demanding title shots after only being here a week, and they get them as well, bloody scandalous.

Anyway it seems Ciderman has other problems too worry about, as he has been called in too see the Head of the Council of Superheroes, and this is where we join him, having a one on one chat in the Heads private quarters.

Head of Council:: I'm sorry but you have been neglecting your duties as a superhero, name me one time in the past month where you have performed a good deed?

Ciderman sctratches his head thinking for a while.

Head of Council: You can't can you?

Ciderman: Well...er..

Head of Council: I didn't think so, and it's all because of this wrestling business.

Ciderman: But I love my wrestling.

Head of the Council: There's no problem with you wrestling, but it can't get in the way of your superhero duties. Ciderman: Ok from now on I promise it won't. Head of Council: It's not as simple as that, you must make up for your recent slackness, and cover one of our superheroes while he tales a break.

Ciderman: But what about my wrestling I have a big Tag Team title match this week.

Head of Council: You will still be here for that, but the start of next week, you must go too Zambia and take up Bongo Man's duties for two weeks.

Ciderman: Two weeks?! Head of Council: If you do not do this mission, you will be stripped of your lycra, which of course will strip you of your powers, as everyone knows it's the lycra that makes you a superhero.

Ciderman: Bloody Zambia, it's far too hot for me out there.

Head of Council: You had better take plenty of sun cream.

Ciderman: Yeah, funny. Ciderman is understandably down about this news, and slumps out of the room without even saying goodbye to the Head of the Council, as the scene fades.