I Swear, I Thought It Was Wednesday!
Mood:  cheeky
I woke up so confused today! I woke up at 8:55 am, then fell back to sleep for about 30 more minutes. I HATE when I do that, especially if I'm up for a specific reason.

Today has been a good day so far. I heard Knockin' on Heaven's Door twice, This Love, and NOVEMBER RAIN!!! I could have died I was so happy!

OMG! Shawn was so on form last night! As soon as J.R. went to the ring to interview Chris Benoit, which they haven't done in a LONG time, I knew Shawn was on his way!

I am actually more excited for Wrestlemania this year than I was last year! Last year I went only to see HBK vs. Y2J, and it was spectacular. Just like I knew it would be, but this year, I'm more interested in the card as a whole than just one match. If the triple threat HHH/Benoit/HBK match isn't Match of the Night, for some reason, then I'm pretty sure that Kurt Angle vs. Eddie Guerrero will steal the show. The return of the Undertaker should be good, as long as they keep it sick!! It doesn't even have to be good wrestling wise, just as long as it messes with heads. I'll try to post my final predictions on Friday or Saturday, I don't want to get to ahead of myself, especially if I don't find anything to write about then and I've already used it up today.

Broccoli and cheese kicks ass, and as George Carlin said, it helps to kill cancer!! Scientific studies proved that it does help prevent it, so eat yourself a fucking bowl of broccoli!!

I'm phasing.

Free Floating Hostility (And Other Stuff)
Mood:  incredulous
That title comes from George Carlin, who RULES!!

I forgot to say that when Jason called, he told me to bring money for the pizza for Wrestlemania. At first I'm like, okay, that's cool, because that's what we did last year. This motherfucker told me to bring $15-$20. WHAT?! For that much money, I could buy my own goddamn pizza! Hell, some places I could get two! But when he told me how much money, I was like, DUDE, I have plans to go out the next week after WMXX. I want to buy the GNR Greatest Hits CD, the Maroon 5 CD (LOVE the song "This Love"), and I NEED a new pair of headphones. Another thing that I've been thinking about is pizza has A LOT of carbs, and I would have to take my own diet sodas anyway, so I'm thinking about saving my own money and just brining my own snacks and stuff. We'll see. I'm not cheap, just logical.

Yesterday, we had the rest of the shrimp and crablegs! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

If there is anyone else out there on the Atkins' low-carb diet thing, I have found the answer to sweet cravings. They do sell low-carb ice cream bars, but there is something better: whipped cream! It only has 2 carbs, but don't get the light or diet whipped cream, that has 3 carbs for some reason. I know it's only 1 carb difference, but if you can only have 15 carbs for a week, it makes a difference. But whipped cream ROCKS! Put it in the freezer, oh man it is good!

I hope Raw is good tonight, it's the last one before Wrestlemania XX! And they need to have A LOT of Shawn Michaels, because that's always good!

I'll try to write more this week, but my computer is just being so, so [expletive deleted]!!

I'm phasing.

It's Been A While (But I Don't Like Staind)
I know I've been gone for a while, but I've been busy. I went over my grandparents' house on Wednesday, that was okay, the only bad part about it was that their house was SO HOT!! When I left, I swear steam came off of me as soon as I got outside. Then, on Thursday, my mom and I went grocery shopping for them. If you don't know, it is REALLY hard to shop for someone else, especially if they're very paticular about stuff. AND we shopped for ourselves too, it was nuts! Finally today, I went over their house because my granddad had a check-up and I had to watch over my grandma. The BEST part about yesterday and today was SEAFOOD!! OMG! Yesterday we had shrimp, and today we had shrimp AND crablegs!! *happy sigh*

I might have to change what I said about Shawn Michaels day on Tuesday, this was Shawn Michaels WEEK!! I love that man, I even has a dream about him last night!! Why must he be a sexy boy?? OMG! I went looking for the Shawn Michaels Magazine, and it's the FEBRUARY edition!!! Everybody knows that magazines put out the monthly editions the month before.

I'm having friend problems again! My friend Jason keeps calling me! He called me Wednesday when I was watching the DVD version of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. When I saw his name my cell phone, I was like, "I know he doesn't want a damn thing!" So I told him I couldn't talk. THEN the next day before I went shopping he called AGAIN!! I told him what I had to do, and he got all mad and shit!! I HATE when people get all possessive and stuff! When people start to do that, that's when I start to become "unavailable". I swear to god as soon as Wrestlemania is over and done with, I'm going to stop answering his phone calls.

I can't remember anything else I'm angry about, so I'll go.

I'm phasing.

Unofficial Shawn Michaels Day!!
Mood:  happy
Mark it on your calendars, because that's what March 1 is from now on. Yesterday was SO boring that I watched my Shawn Michaels DVD, then I watched his match with Chris Benoit I taped from two weeks ago, and finally, I taped his match from last night. He is SO great, I can't EVER get enough of that man!

Ummmmm, yesterday was my families turn to cook meals for my grandparents and I made them chicken in mushroom sauce and Au Gratin potatoes! I would have LOVED to eat it, but it has CARBS!! Stupid carbs. Today, my mom is bringing home Popeye's chicken, YUM, and I am going to eat ONE biscuit. You probably don't understand, I LOVE Popeye's biscuits!

Johnny Depp got SCREWED ( I knew he would) at the Oscars!

Well, I don't really have that much to say today, so take care of yourselves and those you love!

I'm phasing.

Sunday, Bloody Sunday!
I'm so bored! Bored, bored, bored, bored, BORED! I don't watch the Oscars, I boycott all award shows because they're stupid and NO ONE I ever want to win does.

*still crosses fingers for Johnny Depp*

I watched my Shawn Michaels DVD today, it's great, but I MUST get my hands on that magazine!

There was NO Simpsons today, Fox ran Star Wars: Episode 1 or something. That SUCKED!!

Well, maybe I'll have more to write tomorrow, I've had a VERY underwhelming weekend.

I'm phasing.

It's Friday, I Ain't Got No Job, I Ain't Got Shit To Do, Let's Clean The Bathroom
Mood:  energetic
Had you going there!

Yes, I cleaned my bathroom. And no one asked me to do it. NO, it wasn't that nasty, I just had built up energy and decided to put it to good use. I cleaned the tub, the rugs, washed my shower curtain, AND I washed my hair today. I've been busy.

Last night, while I was watching Smackdown, I was talking on the phone with my friend Marcus and I was reading from this notebook my ex-friend and I used to pass around in Spanish class I had from the 11th grade. I was REALLY stuck up at the time. But it was SO funny! The things I said were CRAZY!! I won't say what they were, it's too incriminating. But I will say this, when I fall for a boy, it is HARD! There was this one guy I would not shut up about, but he's my friend now. If he EVER got his hands on that thing, I would have to move to another country and change my name!

OMG!! The TV LIES!! ABC said that by the end of February, they were going to catch the Music-Box Killer on One Life To Live, and that would have been today. Did they? NOOOOOOOOOOO!! They're probably gonna wait until NEXT bloody week for it! That is false advertising, I should sue! Nathaniel Marston who plays Dr. Michael McBain is SOOOOO HOT!! The guy who plays his brother John is too, but I don't know his name...yet.

I meant to call my dad today, but doing my hair took SO long, then there was dinner and Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, and Joan of Arcadia. I lost track of time. Oh well.

I haven't heard anything lately on Shawn Michaels so I'll just say he's SOOOOOOO cute! And leave it at that.

I'm phasing.

My Eyes Feel Like They're Gonna Bleed
Mood:  down
I LOVE those lyrics.

You know, I think this no/low carb stuff is giving me chronic headaches. Like every morning, I wake up with one, and every night, I go to sleep with a headache. Do carbs have something to do with not feeling pain?

I can have 30 carbs this week! YAY!! I think I'm going to stable off at 45 or 60 carbs for a few weeks, just to see what happens. Today, I had the best slice of garlic bread with grated mozzerella and provalone cheese. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! I have been wanting it for 3 weeks! It's 17 carbs, so today, I could FINALLY have it.

OMG! I must get the new WWE Raw magazine! It has SHAWN MICHAELS on the front, and he looks REALLY cute on it! *sigh* I don't know why I love him so.

To continue the ongoing saga with my aunt Linda, I was over my grandmother's house from 11:00 am to 11:00 pm! With the hours I put in over there, if it were a job, I'd have a fat wallet right now! When she got there, she thought my step-dad was going to pick me up at 12:30, but my mom told me to call her and she'd pick me up instead. So when I said that my mom was on her way, she said that she wanted my mom to give her a ride from her car back to the front door of the apartment building. I told my mom that when we got in the car, and my mom said, "I'm sick", and peeled out of there! It was SO funny!

My aunt thinks she is SO important, but nobody likes her or gives a damn about her. When I got there yesterday, she had the AUDACITY to ask ME if I knew how to work the TELEVISION. That was the stupidest thing I had heard in a long time. Asking a teenager if they can work the TV is like asking if they can breathe! Dumb bitch! And this was after the fact I got into her computer without a password! REALLY dumb bitch! Whatever!

It's Thursday, so that means I'm gonna watch Smackdown and talk on the phone, I just REALLY want my head to stop hurting.

I'm phasing.

It's Only Wednesday?! DAMN!
Mood:  incredulous
Well, I'm back at Grandma's house, watching The Price's Right, I might add. My aunt Linda (evil) said she won't be back until 10:30. This sucks, but hey, I'm writing this on her laptop, so whatever.

My mom is sick, she has the flu that has been going around at her job, and my step-dad just got over it! They work at the same place. It's just like whatever!

OMG! I was watching Queer Eye For the Straight Guy last night! That show is SO great! I always go back and forth with that show, like I'll be all fanatical about it, then I'll start forgetting about it, it's weird! Kyan, the grooming guy, is SO hot! I'm jealous of all the guys he dates! But Carson, fashion, is my fave! He's so funny!

I can't wait until March! Two specific dates, but February has been utterly brutal! And it's the shortest bloody month in the year! Odd. But March 14 is Wrestlemania!! I can't wait! I'm going over my friend's house and we're gonna order pizza and act stupid ALL night long! Then, on March 23, GNR drops their 'Greatest Hits' album! If they don't sue and their fans stop protesting it. IF it comes out, then I'm gonna go out and buy that and a new set of headphones! And maybe the Maroon 5 CD! I'm really feeling their stuff.

Well, that's all I got to say right now.

I'm phasing.

A Strange Day
Mood:  quizzical
Today started off great, but I should begin with last night. I finally talked to Marcus during Raw, but the weird thing was that Raw wasn't even that interesting! Stuff like that ALWAYS happens to me, but it was better that I watched and it was uninteresting than for me to tape it and have it suck. AND, there was not enough Shawn Michaels! That should be against the law, even though Shawn is growing his hair back and it's SHOULDER LENGTH!! I know I have *issues with hair!

This morning was WONDERFUL! I finally, finally, FINALLY had a full nights sleep and it was magnificent! I slept for like 11 hours! Well, I did wake up at 6:00 am, but that was to rearrange my blankets. But all that sleep has it's drawbacks, like my neck hurt when I woke up.

*Back to problems with hair, I have found out that I have an Impulse Control Disorder. I have trichotillomania (pronounced: trick-o-til-o-may-nee-ah). It's a hair pulling disease. Scientific studies show that 3%-15% of the U.S. population have it.

I pull hair off of my arms and legs, among other places, I don't ever think I could touch the hair on my head, it has enough problems of it's own.

I'm phasing.

It ALL Comes Back In The End
Mood:  don't ask
"The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers." -Capt. Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

Believe that quote, for it is true. I got less than one hour of sleep last night before my mother woke me up at 3:00 in the morning and told me that my aunt Linda never came over my grandmother's house the previous day and my aunt Sharon had yet to be relieved. AIN'T THAT A BITCH! I had JUST laid down to sleep at 2:00 because I was watching this REALLY interesting show on VH1's called TV's Illest Minority Moments. I thought it was a dream when my mom came in and started talking to me, telling me to get up.

Fast forward to 4:00 AM, Im telling my aunt Sharon she can leave, and she says my aunt Linda probably would come around 9:00. I was prepared just incase she no showed the whole day. My step-dad called around 10:00 to check on me, because he didn't know I was gone, and my aunt comes in about 15 minutes later. I'm no fool, my mother said that if she comes over there before my step-dad leaves for work, to call his ass so I could go the hell home, and that's exactly what happened. I LOVE my grandmother, but for her own daughter to just bail like that, and nobody was able to reach her is just really CRUDDY! But like my title said, it ALL comes back in the end; she WILL get hers! I just hope I'm around to see it!

I got about 5 hours more sleep on my grandmother's floor. It's really uncomfortable, but I have learned that if you are DEAD tired, you can sleep just about anywhere.

AND I DON'T WANNA GO BACK OVER THERE TOMORROW AT 4:00!! I WANNA TALK ON THE PHONE WITH MY FRIEND MARCUS WHILE WE WATCH WWE RAW!! I'M SICK OF SEEING SHAWN MICHAELS ON TAPE HOURS LATER, I WANNA SEE IT LIVE!

I'm phasing.