I want to update more than once a month, but I just don't seem to be able to do so.
Not a whole lot has happened, but still it just seems that time is getting away from me.
I wish I could have been at the White House last Friday, that would have been a real treat, but alas, I had to work. Oh well. I was off in the previous entry, the Steelers did not receive their Super Bowl rings when they came to visit, they got them yesterday. And what gorgeous rings they are.
"No... words. Should have sent... a poet." Yeah, I'm a loser. But those rings are simply breathtaking.
Now to completely change the subject. Lost (bestshowever) was nuts in it's season finale. Questions were answered, but of course more were raised. We found out what happens when you don't press the button, why the plane crashed on the island, what happened to Walt (but not exactly), and what Desmond had been up to, along with his back story. Man, I can't wait for it to come back.
Footballers' Wives came back last night, and it was superb. The greatest thing that show has over Desperate Housewives is that it is so fast paced. Like at the end of last season, we found out that Tanya and Amber were pregnant, about six to eight weeks along. Then, in the season opener, they both have their babies. It's so great, and it doesn't drag story lines out. That show is so deliciously addictive.
On Saturday night, just when I'd got home, and I had fixed hamburger subs, which rule, Phil called me. He was like, what are you doing? And I said that I was about to eat. Then he asks what had I been doing all day, and I replied that I had been working from 2-6, and I'd just gotten off and fixed dinner. Next he asks when was the last time I had spoken to Spineless. I was slightly puzzled, but told him that it was over a year ago. Then he tries to get on my case that I should call him. I told him that I don't call him because I don't want to speak to him. Phil then says that's all about to change, but before he can pull his phone away from his ear, I said, you know I can just hang up. Then he starts pleading for me not to hang up. I remind him that I don't want to talk to Spineless, and he (finally) asks why not. And I just said that it was a personal decision, and I was quite happy with it. I know one thing, if he had tried to make me talk to Spineless' brother, I would have just laughed in the phone, told Phil that April Fool's Day was months ago, and told him to call me back later. Stupid gits.
And Now For Something Completely Different... was a very funny movie. It's like a combination of sketches from the first and second seasons of Monty Python's Flying Circus. And when people describe it as such, I wasn't that fussed to see it, but when I saw that they re-filmed the sketches, I was floored. I love Monty Python. Just wish I had someone to share it with. In fact there are two things that I want to do, one has to do with Monty Python, the other, not so much.
First I want to list all the shirts I wish I could have that are at least remotely Python related, in no particular order:
* This shirt has a tendency of getting silly.
* Lemon Curry?
* ALBATROSS!
* I 'aven't 'ad it in weeks.
* It's...
* *Nudge, Nudge* (Maybe *Wink, Wink* on top)
* (Maybe the entire Philosopher's Drinking Song)
* Silence, naughty lady of the night!
* It's a fair cop. (What took me so long, love that)
* Intercourse the penguin. (See above)
* My hovercraft is full of eels. (Hungarian Phrasebook)
* You're no fun anymore.
* Front: My name is Raymond Luxury Yacht Back: But it's pronounced Throat Wobbler-Mangrove
* Confuse-A-Cat, Ltd.
* Discipline... naked....... with a melon?
* Semprini?
* Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
* Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
* I'm Brian, and so is my wife!
* Always look on the bright side of life!
* Front: American beer is like making love in a canoe. Back: It's fucking close to water.
*And it went wherever I did go.
*Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on earth.
* Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
And of course:
*And now for something completely different.
That's a very long list. And I'm sure I've forgotten a couple one liners. I didn't want the Spanish Inquisition bit, because I for one find it tedious. And maybe that it got so hyped before I ever saw it. Now the second thing is making its return after many months:
He was so close, and yet so far. That is one tanned man. But he still makes me have very naughty thoughts. Usually about marriage and reproduction. *shudder*
That's it from me, maybe I'll post in a few, or maybe I'll be back in the middle of July. One never knows.
Get well soon, Smoke!
I'm phasing.