There's Football On This Sunday? I Had No Idea
Mood:  special
Now Playing: Always Look On the Bright Side of Life
For some reason I'm still not siced up for the Super Bowl yet. I'm a bit nervous, but I guess the reality of it hasn't kicked in yet. Oh well, maybe Sunday.

But the past two days have been great media wise. I collected 30 photos of Ben. I didn't realize it was that many. I need help, but I can't help it, he's just too hot.

There is no Lost (best show ever) tonight. This sucks, but at least it'll be back next week.

Man, I can't wait until my job hires new people. I work all the bloody time. I'm serious. I'm so tired. Even though I knew my schedule this week, last week they called me in on two of my days off. I was so blown. The upside of course is that my checks have significantly improved. Until taxes came along. Jesus, that was a right punch in the gut. Especially last week's. I had worked all those hours, plus I worked on MLK Jr.'s birthday, so I got time-and-a-half, but taxes still screwed me. That being said, I still need to get a better one. One with, you know, guaranteed Sundays off. My manager actually had the audacity to ask if I wanted to work on Sunday. HELL TO THE NO!!! Not on Super Bowl Sunday!! Especially when MY PITTSBURGH STEELERS and their INAPPROPRIATE QUARTERBACK (so inappropriate, more in a bit) are going. If I didn't like her, I'd have told her to get stuffed.

Okay, so, once again Mr. Roethlisberger has shown some extremely inappropriate behavior. The difference? Is that for some reason this time around, I'm actually hotter for him now that I've found this out. Dude, there are photos floating around the net of him with a couple of hot females drinking their asses of and Ben has a shirt that says "Drink Like A Champion". And for that, I love him more than I did yesterday. If he weren't who he was, I'd take him to Shantytown. That would be just too awesome.

I have gotten back into my Monty Python phase. Last Sunday, I was out in Pentagon City, and picked up Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I love it to death. But I was on some message boards about The Life of Brian, and all I can say is that I have to have that movie. I had no idea, but they perform Always Look On the Bright Side of Life in it. I thought they just wrote it for the musical Spamalot. Clearly I was mistaken. But it was just a happy accident that I stumbled upon Holy Grail, and I know that if I lurk up and down each aisle, I'll probably never find The Life of Brian. The good news is that the Borders across from Best Buy will probably have it. Just at some ridiculous price.

So, for my pleasure, and it's about to disappear from this page, I bring back the lyrics to my favorite song that has gotten me through some really tough days at my job, and should really be my life's mantra, Always Look On the Bright Side of Life.

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best

And always look on the bright side of life (Whistle)
Always look on the light side of life (Whistle)

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
That's the thing

And always look on the bright side of life (Whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life (Whistle)

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it!
It's your last chance anyhow

So, always look on the bright side of death (Whistle)
Just before you draw your terminal breath (Whistle)

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh, and death's a joke
It's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you

And always look on the bright side of life (Whistle)
Always look on the right side of life (Whistle)

And of course, Mr. Inappropriate himself...

What? You were expecting a photo of him with those bitches? Not in this life time. But those are some really great pictures. Damn, he looks good in this photo.

WAR PITTSBURGH STEELERS!!!

I'm phasing.